Stop picking on her!
Life for transexuals is hard enough as it is.
(Ann Coulter)
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She actually looks like an elk, without the antlers.
Always amusing how some people decide that intelligent women are unattractive because they dare have their own opinion.
No, she’s unattractive because she looks like a man in drag. My wife is both highly intelligent and very beautiful. Brains have nothing to to do with it.
And you’re 6 foot 9, wear size 18 shoes and are secretly a billionaire….Ain’t the internet great or what !?
Rando, don’t lie. We all know you’re an interwebs billionaire. I’ve been to your house.
Er…
Great! Then HE can pay for your plane ticket.. just sayin’
Whatever gets me there, I always say.
It’s a lot of trouble to go through for some damn Jack in the Box, dontcha think?
No no I have to mow Eddie’s lawn. And I’m going to CA in October, hopefully there is some there.
He who mows the lawn, shall be punished: Back to the house of pain!
What? Oh crap, you met my evil twin, the Notorious Rondo!!! Is he still claiming to be me?
Notorious Rondo. I like that.
You fools! It’s been I, the Notorious Rondo all along! Mwahahahaa!!! *twirls bad guy mustache*
Eep! Oh noes!
Rando == Elmer J Fudd, millionaire.
He owns a mansion and a yacht.
Ann Coulter’s HOT??? WTF — how come nobody told me?
I, mean… Does that mean I have to become a neo-nazi, skinhead, christo-nazi, sell my soull to the capitalist devil – life sucking fire and brimstone ameoba, just to get some home-girl lovin?
Speaking from experience, no.. You just took the wrong path.
Whewww
Best. Rebuttal. Evar.
I do what I can.
kinda an insult to trannies everywhere
Kinda of a repeat of the same line used several times on this page… and in schoolyards everywhere.
Hey, but it’s true, i swear i’ve seen drag queen loads more attractive than that woman… she is disturbing to look at.
Those poor transmissions.
Evan?
… unless your wife strongly disagrees with you, that is irrelevant to the point
WTF are you talking about?
*blinks* It took a minute, but I got that:
Corndog posted that “people” think Coulter is unattractive because of her intelligence and opinions; you posted that your wife is attractive and intelligent; dhydar pointed out that, as it’s likely you’re married to someone who shares many of your opinions on matters, it hardly proves the point.
It’s a little convoluted and hard to figure out with the deep nesting, but I think that’s it.
Oh. Well that’s stupid. Just sayin’.
I think all she’d need is a new hairstyle and perhaps different clothing style. Something to flatter her slender figure and maybe round out her face shape some… *shrug* She has better looks than a lot of people, IMO.
Dood. Who said she was unattractive?
I’ve seen some queens looking WAY better in a skirt than I ever did.
She’s a very attractive, high-testosterone, highly opinionated, highly myopic female-type person.
Hey – it takes all kinds, don’t it?
Sorta like Hillary, you mean?
Hey, Ivan, one of the fvckweasel twins just showed up! GAME ON!!!
Yay!!! Game on! Wheeeeeeeee!
no silly, Hillary’s a tiny little elf of a woman.
This makes her an elegant-older, highly opinionated, relatively astute power-mongering female-type person… with education, money, experience, global name-recognition and actual international authority. No adam’s apple needed, she’s got a job title.
Well said MamaQ
Your hypocrisy is astounding! +15!
He’s far from unattractive. He’s one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. But his soul is black and sticky, like tar on a hot day. Just sayin’.
Yeah, he definitely has nice hair for a dude.
shes a cold black hearted b*tch with sticks for legs and sh*ts for brains.
shes not intelligent and cant even be referred to anything on this planet because it would insult the species.
Now now, she is, in fact, quite intelligent. The problem is she uses her intelligence for evil. The rest of your statement is fine.
And judging from the interviews I’ve seen, she has a really hard time keeping herself composed when things get rough for her.
She needs Obama’s teleprompter then
Is that the best you can do? I’m disappointed. At least make it funny.
Your brush is too broad Charlie.. can you trim it down a little?
You want me to trim the bush? O.M.G. I can’t go THERE!!!
Brush! Brush! Jeezus, Mary, and Joseph, Charlie..
Ohhhh, Praise the adam’s apple — you had me skeered!
“It like a hand in the bush.”
In Coulter’s case, I don’t think that applies.. *snerk*
“A stairway to darkness in the blink of an eye.” If that’s not Coulter, I don’t know what is.
Jesus was NOT a Republican. I’ll kindly ask you to not insult my lord like that.
I’m just askin… — I’m confused, what message are mega-conserves spreading? Cleavage and crosses?
Don’t know about the crosses, but the cleavage is what I’m about!
Target practise for money shots?
Not evil enough. Come ON. Maybe if you change your name back to Wazzit, teh eebil will come back?
The Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
Frankly, I’m disappointed so far! It’s very watered down. >:-(
Here, have some Jack Daniels.
But we only have Diet Coke. I don’t know if that will work with it very well.
Drink it straight, pansy.
Dude, you can’t just throw around accusations of sexism whenever someone doesn’t like a woman.
Lily Allen has her own opinions, and people find her attractive. (You don’t wan t to see some of the youtube comments about her.)
Sadly, both sides play that game. All we rational people can do is sit and watch their hypocrisy in amazement!
I know intelligent women, even know intelligent conservative women. Anne Coulter is not intelligent. Her inside is hideous.
She’s unattractive because she’s a hate-filled venom-spewing nutcase.
That works for me, yeah.
I was gonna say that she’s unattractive because he adam’s apple is bigger than MINE, and she needs a sandwich… a big sandwich… LOTS of big sandwiches.
I have a feeling anyone right of Fidel Castro would fall into the above said category in your opinion.
Just a feeling…
You has a wrong feeling. Even Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh have been known to make sense on occasion.
yeah, right.
They are, and they have… on very FEW occasions. Heck, even Bill O’Reilley has been known to right..
I know, I know.. this goes against all you believe in. But you know, sometimes you just have to acknowledge and move on..
You are talking about the same Bill O’Reilley who claimed that American GI’s massacred German POW’s at Malmady during WWII, who, when called out and informed it was the other way around, came back on air and restated the same false claim? Check me if I’m wrong, but if that guy gets anything right it is purely accidental, which he will correct when so informed.
I’m sure he’s been right before. For example, if he said, “Hello, my name is Bill O’Reilly.” That would be correct.
How about: We’ll do it live, f**k it! Do it live! I could [go] write it and we’ll do it live! F**king thing sucks!
Hahaha, I saw that on the Daily Show. I almost peed my pants.
“F__ing thing sucks!”
I would be willing to bet one could dig up a clip of O’Reilly bashing Obama for using a teleprompter too…
They’ve showed it several times on The Soup, too. It’s a classic.
YOU LIE!!!1!1!1!!!!
not true. For example, SECSTATE Clinton is to the right of the aforementioned individual, yet she doesn’t spew hate-filled garbage like, say, former VP Cheney, or former adultuous former speaker of the house Gingrich, or former Oath-breaker Oliver North, just to name a few. Oh wait, they are so far right that they are actually left.
Ooh, I love Ollie North. Know who else I love? Jane Hull and Ev Meachem. Meachum? Too lazy to google.
Intelligent women != think the worst thing about McCarthyism was that it ended.
She’s unattractive because she is unattractive and because she’s such an awful lying bitc*.
Tehe, you just called Ann Coulter intelligent.
That is mean-spirited. Leave Mr. Coulter alone
I like the LOL asking why the cross she’s wearing isn’t burning into her chest.
I asked the same question many times before. She scares me.
I don’t think she scares me as much as the people who blindly hang on her every word… THEY scare me.
Although Maddow is not quite as nuts. I love her show, I just don’t rely on it for my “world view”.
Agreed. I like Rachel. She has been fair to Conservatives who choose to appear on her show, and hasn’t let her ego get in the way (yet).
Agree totally with Rando the Floydist’s statement… every pundit has their neuroses. (i’m hoping that’s the plural for neurosis)…
She should stick to radio. She looks like an Oscar Meyer hot dog with a toupe
Look Rando! The first troll of the day! Let the games begin!
Oh, I’m already having a good ol’ time! I’m so glad I have today off.
“Troll: anyone not a frothing at the mouth Liberal Democrat”
You put that in quotes. Can you cite who said that? Because I’m pretty sure none of us said that. And we don’t like liberal trolls either. Look up “Again” for a perfect example of a “liberal” douchebag.
Dangit! He’s boring me!
You’re not funny. You’re not clever. You don’t add anything to the conversation. You’re a terrible troll if that’s what you’re trying to be. Go away.
See Whazzit Buzz, you miss the whole point. Though I often disagree with them, they can usually hold a polite conversation. Something you can’t seem to grasp. Yes, they get snarky with you, but it’s usually in response to some waaaaaaay to far remark, or just some racist slander.
Move out of Momma’s basement, get an education, loose the racisim, and learn how to enjoy life.
Are you really this stupid, or do you practice in front of a mirror?
Uh, yes on both counts..
You can practice stupid?! This explains a lot.
Of course you can. I work with many people with years of experience, perfecting it to an art form.
what a trollish comment
I guess you would know, huh Trolly McTrollington? A true troll is one who contributes nothing to the ongoing conversation, just posts a rude remark and runs away, refusing to cite their claim or respond to rebuttals. Guess where YOU fall in that discussion?
Pretty sure he falls into the “defends spelling errors and lack of proofreading”.
And I’m also scared… it appears every one of my comments takes about an hour before it’s posted…
Have the trolls blindly accusing regulars of being trolls actually started to work? Am I being moderated?
Ok! Nevermind, I fixed it. Apparently Icanhazcheezburger is VERY distrusting of the your argument is invalid guys’ website, since I removed the link from my name.. I can post again… HAPPY DAY!
I used to have a link to my LOLs in my name, but it won’t let me do that anymore either…but it will on ROFLrazzi. I don’t get it.
Nuh uh!! You’re a troll!!
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No YOU are!!
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I called it first!!
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Funny… I always thought she looked like W-h-ill W-h-eaton.
You should really be nicer to W-h-ill W-h-eaton.
+ 1/2 internet to mothegoose for proper pluralization of neurosis!
Gah! motheRgoose. Sorry!
Oh yeah, I like Rachel. She’s a good sane balance to Olbermann’s over the top style.
Hmm … I describer he act as “snarky high school girl”; I suppose that is more “sane” than Herr Olbermann’s screaming, but that seems to be a rather low bar…
Snarky =/= unintelligent. And she’s far nicer than that witch Coulter.
HEY! Don’t insult witches like that!
That’s true. She’s really in a category all to herself.
When has Maddow’s snark ever shown much thought?
Not in any videos I’ve seen.
Maybe you should live on the edge and watch the whole show! C’mon, live a little!
What I can’t stand is the smugness. Jon Stewart, for example (don’t everybody hate me yet), has always had this very smug and condescending brand of comedy, just like his protege Colbert (but for him, it’s mostly just silly smugness). I have agreed and disagreed with them many times, but I just cannot stand listening to them talk. Most of the time, their smugness just cancels out all of their lols to me. It’s the problem I have with most television media.
I agree, and would add that in general (for me) that goes for the talking heads on tv from either end of the political spectrum.
Same here. Like I said, it goes for almost all television media for me from either end of the spectrum. O’Reilly is full of himself, Beck’s crazy (but at least he’s passionate), Olbermann is a jackass, etc.
I disagree, and would that you are wrong.
I don’t believe that I’ve ever seen a clip from Maddow’s show that carried any kind of information or argument that was of interest; it’s possible that the people that follower her are picking Reall Lame Clips to post on youtube, though.
What has she ever said that was of interest?
Well, that’s kind of the thing. She doesn’t say anything outrageous really, so she doesn’t end up being mocked as often as other pundits. That’s why she’s the level-headed one countering Olbermann’s antics.
Hmm… the problem, though, is that she says nothing interesting or vaguely enlightening, either.
I suppose vacuous is better than vicious, but I avoid both.
It’s more that she’s into posting the facts… she like’s blowing the lid off of “scandals” or lies using actual factual (heehee that rhymes…) information. She then ties it all together using logic…
But I guess if you don’t cal that interesting or enlightening and would rather refer to it as vacuous… well then… I think that kind of speaks for itself.
But she doesn’t scream and incite hatred and chaos! What kind of pundit is THAT??
I know right!? What kind of pundit uses FACTS?!
One that outsells her books over any liberal writer? Or are you jealous of her success?
Look Rando! It’s the other half of The Fu(kweasel Twins! Hi Fu(kweasel!! *waves*
Anyway, we were talking about Rachel Maddow in this particular thread, not Ann “The Devil” Coulter. Reading Fail.
Fu(kweasel.
I’m not jealous of her success, fvckweasel, I’m appalled by it. If I had only known one just has to rant excessively and controversially on topics to become famous, I’d have been all over that 10 years ago.
so sheesh, if she’s such a success as an author, why do i find her books on the shelf at the dollar store?
Heh … no more so than people who blindly attack her appearance because they were told that she is their enemy…
If we can attack her appearance, how can we be blind? And we weren’t told she was the enemy. We KNOW she’s the enemy.
That’s the point, it seems … you’ve been told to act.
A blind man can repeat comments just like any other.
*does Jack Bauer imitation*
WHO told you to hate Ann Coulter, Rando? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR??!!!?
*INTENSE look*
Ann Coulter makes me apologetic for being a woman. And that takes some SERIOUS work. She turns into a hate-spouting fountain at times!
Back in my day we called that Willy Pete, or white phosphorus. That was some seriously bad stuff!
I’m so turned on right now.
The Fu(kweasel…Triplets?
Nah, dhydar is the older brother. He’s been around long enough for us to know what he is.
Clearly Rando, all of us who don’t like Ann Coulter were TOLD to. I personally was told to not like an ounce of her the first time I heard her spout her venomous, untrue, hate-filled, banter. And I was told to not like her… by no one other than herself..
I was told I don’t like her because she’s a woman and ruining it for the rest of us who like to be “victims” and hate seeing a strong woman…
wasn’t that what we were all told when we didn’t like palin – that we didn’t like attractive, successful women?
I think so.. Makes me want to vomit..
What, you mean like that fella up there attacked Rachel Maddows’ appearance? Hypocrite much?
Yeah, they really need to coordinate their trolling a bit better. Contradictions abound.
Now you know BT is the only troll with any ACTUAL intelligence.
That’s true. I guess I’m expecting too much out of them.
Yeah, it would seem many trolls have been mistaking insanity, walls of text, name calling, and ALL CAPS for intelligence lately. It’s sad to see the decline in troll quality, because that doesn’t mean anything good for anyone.
“It’s sad to see the decline in troll quality”
What do attribute that to? Maybe we should consider importing our trolls from some place with a proven troll quality record.
Hmmmm, I propose an international troll exchange program.
Well, troll economists have agreed that for troll quality to increase, the trolls must first experience a troll recession. This would be caused by high quality lols that they have no clue how to troll properly.
However, if we do import, we need to consider how an influx of foreign trolls will affect our lols, because if we have a bunch of lols about uninteresting foreign politicians, we won’t have a lot to bash the trolls about.
Troll markets are hard to predict.
“This would be caused by high quality lols….”"
Well, then I guess we are stuck with our quotidian bunch. Drat.
I wish to award one internet, bronzed, economics division, to randman83.
*bows*
Randyman! (I found you a nickname) I do hereby concur with VG on her awarding you a bronzed internet, and present you with this, certificate of PK regular authenticity!
Happy day, oh, happy day! I accept this reward and all responsibility attached with it. I will do my utmost to further enforce the inferiority complex present in the collective minds of the PK troll population (BT exempt), and will continue regular, objective reports on various lols and wharblgarbl warblgarbl rabblewarblgarbl…
*gets yanked off stage amidst airborne tomatoes*
And I now invite you to ceremonial after party at my Fortress of Doom!
Eddie! Bring the tequila!
Rando! Bring the music!
BT Bring the…. something that wont run people off!
YAY! Congrats on the award.. don’t assume however that you have lawn privileges, ok?
It’s earned, not given.
*lugs in two cases of Waco Cabo Wabo..*
drink up, me hearties! Aaaaaaarrrrr
Let’s see, I have Pink Floyd and the Beatles and…that’s about it. So we’re set!
YAAAAAAAAAAR! *double fists tequila shots*
Someone needs to bring Primus
*rumages through music files*
Nothing better than some random vocals and epic lead bass.
You do NOT pre-empt Pink Floyd & The Beatles with Primus! That can get your membership revoked, bucko!
Primus makes my ears bleed. How about some DMB instead?
…oh thank God charro said tequila shots…
Hey, I just said their bassist was epic (and their vocals are random). Anyone who disagrees needs to go interweb Les Claypool. However, Pink Floyd still owns.
I love my bitter troll.
Thank you.
I find her sexy!
You also have Hitler in a bathtub. No accounting for taste there.
Because she’s not a vampire? I know nothing about her, but I thought holy symbols only burnt vampires!
Oh course she’s not a vampire! She’s the daughter of Satan. The handmaiden of Beelzebub. The main squeeze of The Lord of The Underworld. The BFF of Old Scratch.
She’s Limbaugh’s daughter? That doesn’t seem possible.
She is the product of a DNA experiment utilizing DNA from Satan, Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and an egg donated from Michelle Bachmann…
I’m guessing they weren’t exactly aiming for something human to come out of it.
Aaaaaand they weren’t disappointed! She ain’t human, boy!
Exactly my point.
Damn… you guys love havin enemy lists!
Shouldn’t you be hanging out with Pearl Forrester right now? Begone, foul troll!
Kill it with fire! Trolls are weak against fire!
Does ann the mann have an enemies lists??
Where do I sign up??
Anyone who doesn’t take everything she says as if it were the word of GOD! That’s really the only qualifier.
Even that is debatable. Though those who hang on her every word like she was god, is at least considered to be human beings. The rest of us are little better than savage animals that need to be put down, according to her.
I don’t get this woman. What is her mission objective?
To bash liberals without actually having any substance whatsoever. She gets her fame from just spouting childish insults at anyone she disagrees with. She’s about the most vicious of the right wing pundits.
To get publicity so that her books sell. End of story.
not bad actually… Though I’ve never heard of her… Wonder what she sounds like though XD
Think about a “bit(hy” Herman Munster… that’d be pretty close.
Aaaaand coffee shot right through my nose. Thanks MG. *sniffle*
Glad to help…
*hands Ivan a Shamwow to clean off his computer screen*
putting saran wrap over your monitor and keyboard before coming here makes a big difference at times like that
OUCH!!! That once happened to me with Cocoa-Cola, my sinuses felt like Satan was taking a vacation in them!!!
Satan prerfers the anus actually… he’s kinky like that.
Yeah. I had Taco Bell for dinner. Apparently, that’s an open invitation for Satan to vacation in my anus all night. *groan*
You had Taco Bell for dinner too? Damn, diss isn’t allowed to start anymore threads about fast food. LOL
*bursts from the bathroom door*
Do not be hasty when entering that room…. I had TACO BELL FOR LUNCH!
Kinky.
Puts a whole new perspective on Johnny Cash’s Ring of fire.
Jalapenos are A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Made from he hottest chili
I think it burned off my willy
I bit into a burning habenero
It finally went Down, Down, Down
And The heat Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
*not the best, but you get the idea*
I do wonder why Preparation H or Tuck’s never co-opted this song for one of their commercials. (^_^)
I’ve thought of that before….I’m guessing June Carter Cash (who actually wrote the song with Merle Kilgore) told them to eff off.
Herman Munster was WAY more likeable.
and funny too..
And better looking…
Have a go at that Adam’s Apple!
That’s not an Adam’s Apple; that’s her venom sack!
Haha Win!
(^_^) . . . <3
LMFAO!!! So full of win!!!!!!!
I’m gonna have to invest in some of Justacarolinian’s screen protectors after that one.
I’m going to need a wet-vac after that one. I think I drowned my entire network in coffee.
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Toss in a Sham-wow and you have my interest.
*speaking through wierd headset mic*
Hey, that’s my territory. Billy is not allowed to sell my goodies!
STOP YELLING AT ME GHOST OF BILLY MAYS!!!
IT’S NOT YELLING! IT’S THE WILD ENTHUSIASM FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL CRAP, ERR, NECESSITIES YOU FOOLS, ER, GREAT PATRONS HAVE BOUGHT THROUGH THE YEARS!
Snif…….snooooorrrrrrrt……..oooooooooohh
Actually, Oxyclean (or however you spell that) was the real deal. I can’t really vouch for any of that other crap though.
Oxyclean sucks balls. That stuff did nothing for my laundry.
Works for me… weird…
It works for me too. Though I buy the generic stuff at Dollar Tree. Or the pickup load tub size at Sam’s Club.
It does great for cleaning decks and such.
It’s even cheaper at the pool supply store.
I keep trying to get the dried up blood of my victims out of my laundry but the Oxyclean doesn’t work!
…
…
I MEAN MUD! I’VE GOT MUD ON MY SHIRTS!!! Oh crap.
Just use a little club soda, that fixes everything.
Fire is a great stain remover.
Hey, the club soda took all the blood out! Thanks, No1! Wait…how did you know that?
And Ivan, I can’t burn the clothes. They were my work outfits! You know too much already.
Ivan, I am stealing that line.
What’s mine is yours, dear mermaid.
Five shiny new internets to you! Anyone else want to kick in?
You are all so funny -.-
Idiots
Oh, are you one of her “followers”? Notice how I avoided using the words “cult members”? Oh…crap…
Ivan, you should not fall for this. It’s obvious that a battle of wits is useless with the unarmed: you win, but it’s just not that much fun.
Yeah…I think I’ll save it for The Fu(kweasel Twins. They’ll be along shortly.
As often as you post here, I’m guessing you don’t have a job, do you?
Some of us have days off, or have a job where there’s enough down time to fool around on the Internet. Oh, and you realize he’s talking about you, right?
And some of us own our own businesses, so we pay other people to do the work. We “owner” types get to sit at a desk issuing orders and playing on the internet between phone calls and shuffling paperwork.
Oh, sorry Wazzit, I forgot. Hi Fu(kweasel! We’ve missed you! Where’s your twin Sheesh? We miss him too!
At this point observer has been more entertaining than Wazzit. Maybe his heart just isn’t into it.
I agree. Wazzit is a bit off today. Maybe our troll is sick? Oh noes! <:-O
And he didn’t come back. I guess he’s done. But dhydar is here!
Having a position in “command” is awesome for the internet goofwork eh Ivan?
You’re damned right! Know what else is fun? When you’re in a pissy mood, your staff tippy toes. He heee!
Mine doesn’t but their truck drivers… good luck making them tippy toe.
*facepalms*
they’re* Ugh… it’s too early.
And your excuse would be what exactly? You seem to have the ability to do your fair share of posting as well.
Oh yeah – fu(kweasel..
How would you know how often someone posts unless you’re here just as often to see it?
Don’t bring up logic please. This is an internet forum.
Even I gotta admit, Ivan posts a LOT on here. Do you work for the government?
That’s racist.
*giggle-fit*
Actually she resembles an afghan hound (with apologies to afghan hound owners)
That’s horrible!
Picking on Afghan hounds like that…
It’s horrible picking on transgendered people like that! Comparing them to Coulter…
If two wrongs make a right, does that mean it’s okay to call her a transgender Afghan hound?
They’ve called her worse on C-Spaniel.
Can you retriever some links proving this, pitty?
I’m looking for a cite, but can’t re-collie where I heard it.
Well then it’s a malamute point.
Remember that the quality of the cite is important too… we won’t believe just any old doggerel.
Hey at leash I didn’t collar a bichon.
(‘o’)
Wow… I’ve never seen a pun of a pun before. Less subtle minds would have just gone for “b***h.” Double word score!
I suspect her bark is every bit as bad as her bite. Just sayin’.
She bays at the moon in that husky voice of hers.
With her, I would just go for plain pugly.
she can’t be pugly with that nose — whippet and leash seem to be more apropos
Yeah well with this one has brain rottweiler adam’s apple just grooooows.
Someone should boxer ears.
And pinscher nose!
And Spitz in her eye!
Yes, that’s akita solving the problem!
Yes! Keep hounding her!
Lol….somebody said the exact same thing about conservatives yesterday on another lol. I think it would be closer to correct if we replaced “lefties” and “conservatives” with “guys”.
That would be just about right, methinks…
Agreed. It seems to come with that Y chromosome.
Observing your environment, UR DOIN IT RITE!
You are veering too close to LOLspeak. For your own safety please stay in the normal language lane. Failure to obey PK language road rules will result in severe penalties. This is a formal warning. Do not make me use my taser.
Now now, LOLspeak is permissible in a satire tone as No1 used it here.
*smushes a doughnut into his mouth*
Rando’s right on this one, circumstantial satire is in the language penal code paragraph 4 subsection C.
Heh heh. You said penal code.
My mistake. Sorry, I missed the satire. I’ll try not to let it happen again.
Because we know such insults get your panties in a wad.
Actually, we go with the obvious joke, and in Coulters case, that adam’s apple and her mannerisms leaves her wide open. Just sayin’.
Let’s not talk about Coulter being wide open ever EVER again. K? O_O
*erk* I wasn’t thinking. A thousand apologies.
Dude, I’m trying to find the Family Guy clip from when Lois was employed by Fox News and at the office they kept all their refrigerated items between her legs. *snort*
THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!!! THERE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH BRAIN-BLEACH!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!
*hands over brain bleach*
Would you also like some mental floss? I have extra!
*gives No1 the Brain Club Soda*
Here, this should help.
What better insult for a venomous homophobe?
Just to get this straight, Coulter can slag off 9/11 widows but people can’t poke fun at her Adam’s apple because that’s horrid and sexist and mean?
Two wrongs dont make a right.
Who said anything about making a right? We’re making a left! HA! Get it???
If you make all right turns, the highway goes forever…
And if I keep making all left turns, I’m a NASCAR driver.
Zing!
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week!
No one asked you Shaq, go back to holding that panda!
No one HAS to ask me. *dribbles panda, does free throw*
Excuse me, but the Chinese law enforcement officers from a few lols down would like to have a word with your knees.
Doh!
Funny that, I was thinking the exact same thing. Although, with the way Coulter comes across, a doberman would be a fair match as well.
don’t insult trannys by saying ann coulter is one of them, ann coulter is worse
I’m not sure “worse” applies to their respective medical conditions… one has reversed genitalia, one has reversed GI tract orifices.
It’s interesting ALL comments actually ignore the caption and make jokes about the person portrayed in the picture.
Here you go… http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony
Well, it’s been awhile since we’ve had a CoulterLOL, so you have to understand, we’ve been storing up material for weeks!
Woohoo! It’s libfest today! Ann Coulter LOL means we don’t have to pretend to play nice in this thread! SCORE!
Hahah, so true! Even us evil liberals hate Coulter…
I would love to kick her in the jeans.
I don’t know what I meant when I wrote this…it makes no sense. I apparently hadn’t finished my caffein for the morning…
It’s okay. We get the general gist of it.
Better to kick her in the genes–we wouldn’t want her to breed!
be sure to wear steel toed boots though, i’d hate to see anyone bust their foot on hir brass balls
Love the LI reference
Great LOL! This is now one of my favorites.
But shouldn’t there be another, of Rush Limbaugh, to balance it out? The caption would be: “Stop picking on him! Life for drug addicted, racist pedophiles is hard enough as it is.”
Touche`
But then you’d have to do Bill Mahr, John Stewart, etc… and some of those guys do NOT ever need to be seen in a speedo.
lolwut?
Ew! *plugs ears* LALALALALALA!
Dude, no human being alive should be seen in a speedo. Period.
If that Adam’s Apple were any bigger it would need its own zip code.
It does…IN HELL!
I don’t think it’s technically an adam’s apple; she’s just so fu(king anorexic you can see her trachea.
I’m happy for you Diss, and I’mma let you finish, but Lucy’s Mom has the best adam’s apple comment of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Venom sack, *wiping eyes* Hoo boy.
So glad I only hear about Coulter through PK…
I can usually avoid her, especially now that I have adblock. Dude, she totally looks like the love child of Voldemort & Lucius Malfoy to me.
:L So she does… Needs a weirder nose though…
All of you liberals out there need to read her stuff with an open mind. You might actually see that her stuff makes sense.
You know, when her book titles include
How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) and If Democrats Had Any Brains They’d Be Republicans, I think I’m not gonna like what’s inside.
well, at least you admit your ignorance openly
Ignorance? Do you really think a book title like that is gonna get me to crack it open? She’s already mocked my political beliefs with the TITLE. If she wants my attention, she’s failed miserably.
Ignorance is reading a book by those titles. Would you be inclined to read a book entitled “How to Think Like a Conservitard”? I don’t think you would, use your friggin’ brain and think for yourself!
Because she is SOOOOOOO open minded when it comes to liberals… and you’re right…. it does make sense, if you’re bat guano crazy… but, thanks for playing.
But MG her stuff *does* make scents!
*snerk* Win.
Depending on which side you’re on, they’re either roses and sunshine or… well, less pleasant material.
I think the word you’re looking for is “empty,” not “open.”
LMAO!!
Win-Win McWinnington!
I’m conservative, and Coulter makes me just cringe. I don’t think the in-your-face-hatefulness approach wins us many converts, where open discussion without rancor can and does.
Also, I would agree that this is insulting to transgendered people….
Sorry to be a humor buzzkill, but I really love this post. It reminds me of a favorite saying: “Only love can create, and hate can only destroy.”
I like that.
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace” – Jimi Hendrix…
Not sure why I added it, but since we were in a “warm fuzzy” moment there…
*Puts on headband laced with acid and rocks out*
*grabs The Steve’s flower from out of his hand*
GET A JOB!
Ahhh, Jimi Hendrix, you left us too soon…
Some wise men said “And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make”. Oh, and they also said “All you need is love”.
They also said they live in a yellow submarine. I wonder if that’s what they take to the Octopus’s Garden?
I am the Walrus…. kookookachooo…
Goo goo gajew.
GOO GOO G’JOOB!!!!!
OMG, Zombie Lennon is gonna get both of you now!!!
Eat me. D’Oh!
I am wholeheartedly OFFENDED by this thread now… GAH!
My work here is done.
I know, right? Sad, really.
There’s more hatefulness in this lol than I ever heard coming out of any pundit…
See, I don’t like the lol, either, though.
What do you bet the odds are, if Ann were Liberal and just as nasty, that she would be hailed as a hero? Maybe not by all, but a large portion of the left. I mean, come on, Al Franken? Maybe that explains Ann’s looks. She is secretly the love child of Al and Micheal Moore.
I agree that Franken and Moore can be a bit evil, but at least they’re FUNNY. I mean, have you read “Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot”? High-LARIOUS.
Ergo, Coulter in not the love child of Franken & Moore because she is not the least bit funny. I love logic!…And cheese.
Duh, Cheese iz teh AWSOMEZ!!
Hmm. Cheese for dinner sounds just about right….
No, I figured out who Limbaugh was on my own. And I must say I never heard anything funny out of Franken. Not that I have watched him much.
Micheal Moore did something really funny one time. He made a weight loss tape.
Frankins writing is much funnier than his stand up. You DO know he wrote some of the funniest stuff from the first few years with SNL *the good ones, with the Original Not Ready For Prime Time Players).
Good evening I’m Maxwell Silverhammer, and you’re not!
I don’t agree, and I’ll tell you so — oh oh oh
Weekend Update, the Chevy year FTW!
I used to love Point/Counterpoint…
Ivan, you ignorant slut.
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
I have no clue who she is, but she seems nearly as (un)popular as Kanye West is these days.
Hey, Ann, I’m happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Tim Curry was one of the best transsexuals of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!
So come up to the lab….and see what’s on the slab.
I see you shiver, with aaannntici……….
………….pation.
But maybe the rain isn’t really to blame.
You’re wet.
So I’ll remove the cause…..
….but NOT the SYMPTOM!
*falls in love with all the commenters* (^_^)
Best thread ever.
Are you a female type then? If so, I’ll be happy to pinch your bum now and then. Whenever my shortright isn’t around, of course.
Dam u Ivan, you beat me!
“I ask for nothing!”
“And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!”
What’s for dinner? MEATLOAF!
And I would do anything for love……. but I won’t do Ann!
Damn it, I’m running out of protectors..
Now THAT, my friend is FUNNY!
JAC, you redeem yourself in some of the weirdest ways…
I see you shiver with antici..
pation.
CUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!1!11!!2!!elebenty!!!5
We don’t play nice with the mean pundits. Dealing with Ann Coulter has the same rules as dealing with trolls. No holds barred.
It must be all that tolerance and compassion oozing out. Given the temperature of the crowd in here this morning I think I will do the smart think and end my comments here
)
*thing*
Well, the next lol is just sorta blah, so ….we can use it to talk about something completely irrelevant, if you want!
You have to admit that she/he is a hateful bit(h, so any time we can mock her/him, we jump on it. It’s like a pressure valve, see?
Yeah, she’s flat out nasty. I youtubed a few clips of her, and was flat out repulsed by the stuff that came out of her mouth.
I just flat out realized I said “flat out” twice in my last flat out post.
Rando, that is just flat out repetitive and redundant.
I repeat, I hate it when I repeat myself, which is something I hate.
I need something to B Sharp right now… I’m feeling A Flat.
Kind of like the comments in this lol, flat out nasty and repulsive.
You’re welcome to leave any time.. it’s not like we keep you here.
Just an observation… Pot calling kettle black much?
Not really, I like it here
It can be fun…
Now, quit putting yourself down.
We have to put up with a LOT of crap from conservatrolls, and if we don’t play nice, we get reamed for it. Today was like a vacation day for us.
Not to go off topic, but is hatefulness a word? I think I’ve heard it elsewhere, it just doesn’t sound like it’s real to me.
Hatefullisciousness!!
YAY SUFFIXES!!!
I tried once, but my head got all explody.
If you read her stuff with an open mind your brains would just ooze out in glurpy spurts and you wouldn’t assplode at all!
Her “stuff”??? Is this is the best description you can come up to describe her views? That is how a three yr old describes a good BM.. ie:”Mommy come see the stuff I made!!….”
So maybe that is a perfect way to describe her ‘books”……
Pretty apt description of what comes out of her mouth as well.
Anne Coulter doesn’t want people she doesn’t agree with to read her books. She’s like Fred Phelps, she doesn’t want to ‘convert’ anyone to her side, she just wants to antagonise people, and appeal to the lowest common denominator to make her little group of followers squeal with delight. She’s just an internet troll that got lost and ended up in real life.
LOL!!! Of all the descriptions of Coulter, this one by far has to be the most accurate.
There’s a lot of that going around these days, it seems…
And it doesn’t matter where you live.. we seem to be getting our share of them in Australia as well. It’s like some sort of zombie mutation or something!
EPIC WIN!!! +50!! (new high score BTW)
New high score? What’s that mean? Did I break it?!
The previous high score was +30 I believe. I forget what it was for though.
You mean the stuff she says during interviews doesn’t represent the crap in her books?
I think her eyes are off a bit
Maybe she meant she wants him in her mouth, and she’ll light him up?
LOL. Please pass the Shamwow.
Oh. My…Flying Spaghetti Monster! That was EPIC! I am going to invest in Shamwow stock if this keep up.
Leave it to the “progressives” of this country to decry anyone opposed to “alternative lifestyles”, then immidiately turn around and use those “lifestyles” as insults.
Give that sentient being a cigar!
We just know how to push the right buttons. Clearly this one has since you’re so butthurt about it.
Observer, I’m happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but Randmoness was the best Conservatroll of all time. OF ALL TIME!
MMUUUUURRRRDDDEEERRRR!!1!!!!1119$^!!!
Actually, as Ahnold so profoundly said in a movie, “You have been erased..” Where the hell do we get one of those guns?
Maybe one “progressive” made a lol insulting others lifestyles. No need to brand all of us.
Is that your official policy?
Do NOT start that again! We will get the hose out and turn it on you two!
Yeah, what’s wrong with you two? Intentionally looking for a fight on the Ann Coulter LOL?
Uh…
Hmmm.
Just note that this has been how it has begun for days.
*hits VNV with a rolled up newspaper* Stop it.
I don’t think either of you has really done anything here….Rando & Ivan are just having some fun with you guys because you were fighting like the proverbial cats and dogs, what, yesterday?
Bingo. Just having some fun. Laugh it up Fuzzball!
That and what almost seemed like a “well he started it” attitude. I mean, c’mon! LOL
I thought you sold weapons to Spain? Or was it to the National Socialist Worker’s Party of Germany?
*rubs JAC’s nose in his post* There. Hopefully you won’t do that again.
Ok, but must you punish me by making me print up the VNV for Emperor bumper stickers?
Awww, come on. Did you not see the smiley face? It’s a joke!
Keep in mind there have been several comments I have agreed with VNV, even tried to joke with the ole video gaming pwner!
This was one of them. And he is even out of my state and I want to help him, though not with the brute force of Government!
That’s it. Rando, fetch the tranquilizers.
Saaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy these are gooooooooooooood. Wait, were they for theeeeeeemmmmmm?
*facepalm*
*facefloor*
I’m glad I didn’t feel that…
Just because one “progressive” person made a lol doesn’t mean everyone is like that. Just like noone should assume that just because a person is “against progress” that they enjoy her show.
Progress must be stopped!!1!11
Yes, it must be stopped by “noone”!!!
Who’s this “Noone”, someone I should know about!?
It’s Peter Noone……I’ve always known Herman’s Hermits was a cover for something truly evil.
Group hug?
What in the hell are you talking about? MICK…. SPEAK ENGLISH, MICK!
WIN!
@ dontyouknow
Ahem. Attention sir or madam, you seem to mistaken a LOLblog for a site of serious political discussion. This is in fact, only a LOLblog, and is in no way serious. Thank you for your time, and please enjoy the rest of your stay.
P.S. Like the conservatives are any better…
The only insult to trannies in this lol is saying that Ann Coulter is one. And besides, is stating the fact that she looks like a tranny decrying that lifestyle at all?
Not unless implying that all transpeople also look like Ann Coulter, which is mercifully untrue, and it would also do as much harm as decrying if implying that every person contains within the trans umbrella is the same, and preventing people from realising that transexualism, transgenderism, transvestism and cross-dressing are all completely different terms.
TRANS ISSUES. Educate yourself.
*cheesy smile at camera*
You forgot one:
Call observer a party-line totin’ conservatroll – CORRECT
observer has gotta protect his/her boyfriend up there.
Naw, he’s too busy protecting himself from reality.
As opposed to a party-line-totin’ libratroll? Both sides have them, and they usually aren’t totin the party line, but rather one or two extreme agendas. Except for the ebil juice sold weapons to everyone then started the war trolls. They are just scary, period.
Yes, but in this thread… EVERYONE’S a libratroll… even you yourself have indulged. If anyone comes onto this site expecting us to play nice with the resident Pundit “bully” then you’re sorely mistaken.
I indulged? I don’t see that. Joke, yes, but trolled for the libs, no way. I am against both parties.
Jeesh, why you gotta pick on the Libras? Geminis are much worse, if you ask me.
I’d do her…and I hate her! What does that tell you?
That perhaps you are bi-curious? Just sayin’.
You’re full of self-loathing?
You have a death wish? Black Widows do eat their mates, ya know.
EPIC BURN!
You need the name of a good doctor? Since I’m ok at the moment, I can’t give you a referral, but I’m sure there’s someone out there that can.
I just thought of something almost…unspeakable. Imagine a new Fox News show. An hour long show with Ann Coulter and Michelle Bachmann. Just chatting and giving their opinions.
I…I may never sleep again.
YOU FOOL!!! You’ve just given them an idea!! Oh, game over, man. Game over.
OMG WTF HAVE I DONE!!!11!!!1!!! *runs in circles and gibbers* What do we do?? WHAT DO WE DO???
Let me then add to your nightmare… “With tonight’s Special Guest… Sarah Palin. Show written by Sean Hannity, taped before a live studio audience of Beckerheads, Rush Limbaugh, esecutive producer. I am your announcer, Griff Jenkins.”
You are a cruel, cruel woman. *weeping*
I say we take off and nuke the studio from orbit… it’s the only way to be sure.
They would destroy themselves by creating a massive maelstrom of pure hatred that would likely wipe out the entire western hemisphere; leaving only a sticky, black, oil-like substance that would destroy Earth’s oceans an sea-life. It’s probably worth it to get rid of the two of them though…
Ann Coulter’s politics are mainstream conservative. She just uses the acerbic attacks to draw attention and make money. All you liberals saying you hate her are falling for her scam. You’re just wasting emotional energy. Like when people pay attention to Madonna.
Methinks you underestimate the pure evilness of her black, black heart.
Just sayin’.
“her black, black heart”
Ivan, I believe you’ve missplaced an organ. There is nothing there but a fiery, sulfurous, horrible pit.
Don’t hold backs HelOn. Tell us how you really feel.
*grumbling*
*rage trolling*
I ALREADY TOLD YOU HOW I FEEL!!! I HAVE THE BEST FEELINGS OF ALL TIME!!
Wow, I think that was a loooong time coming. Feel better now hun? *squeeze*
*Sigh* Yes, thanks. Pressure valve & all.
No, the people who buy her books and book her to talk are falling for her scam. She doesn’t make money off of us bashing her.
Point. Set. Match. Well played, sir.
She gets the same “emotional energy” from me as say rush limpballs or darth chaney. I know they exist, I hate them, but unless they appear on one of my Fail.org pages I would never even give them a second of brain time. In the grand schema of life she is totally and completely irrelevent.
Listening to her or the almighty Flush both remind me a great deal of the only worthwhile line to come out of Andrew Dice Clay’s mouth, in Ford Fairlane:
“Talkin’ wit Zuzu was like masturbatin’ wit a cheese grater:
Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.”
And what’s your answer to conservatives like myself who hate her as well? I mean seriously, she’s a freaking neo-con for God’s sake and gives conservatism a bad name. Those of us who are true conservatives would love to see her erased from the gene pool.
Other than being blond, of a “certain age”, and stringy, how do Madonna and Ann Coulter compare?
They both can give you eye herpes mainly…
Call ann coulter an evil lying anti-human piece of crap = insult to crap.
True. I’ve dropped deuces that I’ve found more entertaining than her.
Wrong-she’s just wrong. Her personality would make a necrophiliac gag.
Very well put. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I don’t care who you are, that LOL is funny. I bet even Ann laughs at it.
She’s probably suing PK right now, she has zero ability to laugh at herself.
She would probably win.
The sound of Ann Coulter laughing makes nails on a chalkboard sound like Mozart!
*scrapes*
I call this one Tocatta En Fugue…
i know coulter’s an absolute joke and all, but why do you have to go make fun do transexuals like that?
The ads are regional.. I’m seeing ads for someone selling t-shirts.
And I’ve got adblock, which makes all the ebil go away.
Yes, it does.
I loves me some adblock! When I install Firefox on a new computer, first addon is Stumble Upon, second is Adblock!
What’s Stumble Upon?
Do share!
Oh it’s the shiz-nit! You install it, then you tell it what your interests are. You click the “Stumble” button in the toolbar, and it takes you to a random webpage in your interest area. You give that page a thumbs up if you like it, a thumbs down if you don’t. It “learns” your likes/dislikes. After awhile, you hardly EVER get a “thumbs down” type of page! I personally have “stumbled” some nights until my eyes bled. Just…one…more…page… LOL I’ve found great flash games, and many great Atheist and progressive sites that way!
For instance, I stumbled on this tonight:
{http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2009/08/bbq-couple.html}
And this:
{http://plfoto.com/zdjecia_new2/1887067.jpg}
LOL! I just realized your avatar is Butters from South Park as “Dr. Chaos”! That’s AWESOME!
Yeah, he’s such a happy little guy, and pretty much well adjusted. Except for that whole…tap-dancing incident. I love that he has hamsters as minions, and his sidekick General Disarray is pretty funny too.
any chance adblock is a stand alone program? i get it through firefox and love it, but the kid is telling me to switch to google chrome. i won’t do switch if it means giving up adblock. suppose i could just look on the web, but that would distract me away from here
I don’t know; I use firefox on my work computer and google chrome on my laptop; if I can GET adblock for google chrome I’d be a veryveryhappy woman. Anyone?
I dunno. I use Firefox. I don’t like Google Chrome. I have it. I don’t use it.
I have mixed emotions about Google Chrome so far. It does seem to run a little quicker on my dinky laptop, though.
I am of the understanding that Chrome and Android are the same thing, just Android is the scaled down version for cell phones. Meh. I would love to have Firefox on my G1.
Yeah Firefox is the way to go for a desktop pc because it’s full of handy addons that help with security, but google chrome is great for laptops that don’t have the POWAH (of the dark side) that PCs do.
Now I feel left out…:(
Please tell me that was a typo..ebil?? That sounds suspiciously like LOLspeak…….
I’ll throw in a word here and there for teh funneh.
A few LOLspeak bits do show up on occasion—like !!!!!!11!!!!elebenty!!!
We use it more for meme purposes than for everyday languages.
I don’t speak everyday… Although I am fluent in partisan bullsh*t!
You don’t speak everyday? What do you use, hand signals of some sort?
Why doesn’t someone ask David Brock?
What is this woman about?!
She is about teh eebil.
Grrrrrr..lolspeak…grrrrrr
It’s okay in tiny doses, usually to spoof people who REALLY use it. Like on that dog LOL.
Edwards is a douche for sure.
I sure wouldn’t buy a used car from him.
Or if you live here, you’re calling someone a cigarette..
Nothing, absolutely nothing…. No wait she is about making money through flagrant lying and defamation. A media whore another way to describe her constant dry humping of the truth for self-promotion and gain.
Self-promotion, as in book sales.
She’s conservative and talks about it.
She’s a neo-con and talks about it. On the other hand, I’m a conservative and I seriously doubt her point of view coincides with mine.
What is a neo-con anyway? She is a conservative woman, she happens to be very conservative and she is outspoken about it.
No, she happens to be an idiot.
idiot = neo-con.. thanks Charlie
No, i’ve known liberal idiots. You mean neo-con=idiot. The transitive property doesn’t work in logic.
True, but Coulter trancends idiocy and takes it to a different plane, you might call her a trancendental idiot.
A sweet trancendental from Transexual, Transylvania?
Above comment proves my point. Since it’s safe to say you’ve never read a single word she’s written, what exactly does she “lie” about?
Oh that’s right, liberals just rely on other liberals to tell them what people say. Did you hear, Sarah Palin said you can see Russia from her house…..
I can understand having differing viewpoints, but this blatant hatred of all liberals is kinda disturbing.
I suspect dOa is about 13, either physically or mentally. And doesn’t deserve anyone’s attention, except perhaps that of the truant officer.
This proves that some parents are awful at indoctrinating their children with their hatred. Sad really. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to direct my children’s Pledge to Emperor Obama. I’ll be back later.
Neh, it proves that some parents are awful and are really good at indoctrinating their children with their hatred. Two different critters. (^_^)
Wait…since the comment above yours is…YOUR comment…you’ve proved your own point? How very circular of you.
As a conservative woman myself, I find Coulter’s over-the-top vitriol embarrassing and histrionic. So fu(k off.
Well it is safe to say that you are an idiot, I have read her crap. It was long ago and I choose not to retain or relive the memory. I do recall seeing her on TV spouting garbage about some 9/11 widows. And WHO told you that nonsense about liberals telling liberals…blah blah, rush or ann??
Hopefully your name speaks of YOUR future, dork.
Ms. Coulter, we would like to ask that you refrain from commenting on this website. And anyone who picks a name like “dieOFaids” shouldn’t talk about other people’s hatred.
Admins? A little help here? We’ve voted this one off the island already.
Didn’t even need a tribal council for that asshat.
thats not a woman…thats a space station…
No that’s her adam’s apple, if you look up, you’ll see the woman.
You mean the “woman”, to me a woman is human. Ann is not human, she is a reptile.
you shouldn’t insult the snakes and lizards like that
This post is a perfect example of ann the mann followers. Hey di(kwad you have absolutely no idea of whay anyone looks like who post here yet you call posters “fat” and “ugly”. Your credibility is now negative 1.
And as for how much money she has, well as long as there are dumba$$es like you around buying her crap…..
Rosie O’Donald has more money then bitter troll ever will..does that mean she is right?
no.
so cash in pocket means nothing.
Micheal jackson made lots of money, bitter troll dont think bitter troll would take his advice..cause he’s dead…and that would be creepy
He was more than a little creepy when he was alive too.
Life for transsexuals is hard enough as it is.
You could at least refrain from making it harder by telling transphobic jokes.
Jysella, exactly. This is incredibly insulting.
A-men.
and T-men too.
People need to know more about such things.
We fear what we do not understand.
LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!!!!
she may be a venomous twit, but it’s effed up to insult her by implying she is trans, because duh, there is nothing wrong with being trans. insult her for being a demon, but if you can’t find something better than ‘hurdur, she looks like a mayuuunn’ to insult her, you kinda suck.
Who is this?
If you look directly below the picture, you will see where it says (Ann Coulter).
Yeah, just like you should stop picking on Nancy Pelosi, because it’s hard enough being retarded.
Or on Ted Kennedy, because it’s hard enough being a fat jerk who drank himself into the grave.
Or on Obama, because it’s hard enough being a socialist in the real world.
Jackass troll is a jackass.
As for “socialist,” you neocons keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Please, enlighten me. What is socialist?
Someone who puts the good of the people before the good of the government.
Ah, but what is the good of the people? I believe the good is to give people choice, which means, among other things, the right to keep their money, dispense their property as they wish, and collude to get more property. I believe that the good is justice, not prosperity.
Is this socialist?
It’s true that the modern Democrat party embraces some socialistic policies, but they’re hardly socialists. Look up the Democrats’ ideologies during the 1920′s, that’s when they were truly socialists. As for people keeping their money, that’s what his tax changes did, taxed the wealthy (who can afford it, and many don’t deserve the money they have) more in order to reduce the tax burden on members of the middle and lower income brackets. I consider that fair. As for reducing peoples’ ability to make a range of choices, where are you getting that?
The wealthy should have choices–including those afforded by money–as well as the non-wealthy.
“As for reducing peoples’ ability to make a range of choices, where are you getting that?”
Under Obamacare, I cannot choose to spend my money on an XBox instead of an insurance plan.
Under cap-and-trade, I cannot take the property my business is on and run the business the way I want it to be run.
Under equal-opportunity/affirmative action, I cannot hire who I judge is the best person to fill my needs in disposing of my property, but must consider the hiree’s welfare.
The freedom to choose includes the freedom to make choices that are unpalatable, anti-social, and even false-to-fact. Those are the choices that Obama and the Democrats want to curtail.
I agree with you on affirmative action, but that’s been around for decades, and I haven’t heard anything about Obama expanding it. “Obamacare” would simply be an available plan, you would still have access to corporate plans, and I don’t think it could possibly cost private individuals more that $20 or so a year; much of the burden would be on corporations. I’ve read about this “cap-and-trade” thing, but I still don’t really understand what it is, doesn’t it have something to do with emission standards or something? To me, Obama’s policies aren’t about trying to prevent people from making poor decisions (nice observation btw, I never thought of that and it kinda reminded me of 1984), they’re more about making sure individuals are held accountable for their actions, although you’d never know it from the bailouts…
Calm the fvck down man! We insulted one person who deserves it, and you insulted one person who deserves it (Pelosi) and two who don’t. I guess I can’t blame you though; it’s hard being a neo-con when no one but other neo-cons likes you…
I don’t particularly care if you like me. (BTW I’m not neo-con, I’m radical libertarian–basically Ron Paul plus I favored the Iraq war) I do care if you advocate government policies that curtail my freedom.
And I care if you take what are nominally non-ideological web sites and assume that the centrist, inclusionist, egalitarian view is de rigueur, and that anyone who espouses a different view is a troll. Slap a big, “Modern Liberal Pundit Kitchen” banner on the top and you won’t have problems with folks like me. But that means admitting that you have a political position, and do not automatically possess the right answer.
Very true, but Obama isn’t a socialist, that’s more of what I was getting at. Sorry for assuming you were a neo-con, but you were behaving the same way and I haven’t seen you post here much before. I still don’t fully understand why you would support the Iraq war, would you mind explaining? I have friends who are libertarians, and they were all opposed to the war.
Why does everyone say Obama isn’t a socialist? He’s all about redistribution of wealth, isn’t that part of socialism? He even said it in an interview before he was elected.
Hey — give me all the wealth, doesn’t that make me a capitalist?
Um, you haven’t answered my question…
That was a question? Nah, that was an uninformed statement attempting to be a question.
Oh brother… What a drama queen.
Actually that makes you the US government! lol
No, that makes me a conservative.
Redistributing the wealth in a fashion that gives everyone the same amount of money is communism, socialism is putting citizens before the government. Obama’s “redistribution’ plan simply raises taxes on the wealthy (who can afford to “donate” more to the government) and reduces the tax burden on everyone else. Bush reduced taxes on the corporations and wealthy and raised taxes on the poor and middle class, whom his deregulation policies destroyed financially. Which would you rather have?
So, from your description, Obama IS a socialist. I thought you said he was not…
No, my point is he’s not “redistributing the wealth” like all the pundits are saying, he’s making taxes fair again after Mr. Bush fvcked them up. If anyone redistributed wealth, it was Bush and the republicans.
Ok, we will see… I don’t believe raising taxes on anyone is good for the economy, even the wealthy.
Then you should have hated and protested Bush more than Obama, because Bush raised taxes way more to fund his little war. Besides, we need tax money to pay off all our debt accrued during that war. The money isn’t gonna magically appear on its own…
No, he didn’t raise taxes, he cut taxes, that’s why we have a huge national debt. He didn’t do things right either.
Look it up, he only cut taxes for the rich an big businesses. It was part of his “trickle down economics” scheme which failed miserably and landed us in a recession. When the war started he funded it partially by raising taxes on the middle class and poor.
P.S. Why did you choose the name “Shaq” of all things?
I was just playing around with the whole Shaq is holding a panda thing… It was just for fun.
Yeah, I guessed that was it. But why IS Shaq holding a panda?
I’m keen to get rigorous definitions here. Somewhere between Communism and Socialism and Laissez-faire lies Obama (and LBJ and FDR). We need a word for it so those of us who don’t believe in it can be accurate and honest.
I supported the Iraq war for the same reason I oppose Obama’s domestic agenda: because I believe that maximum freedom is best. I saw a major threat to the freedom of the individual from radical Islam. Not merely the threat to life from terrorist attacks, but the necessary resources spent on confronting the threat. I was upset when newspapers and magazines refused to publish the Danish cartoons. I was irked when a supermarket cashier refused to move a pack of bacon over the scanner, and was not immediately and unceremoniously fired. I was ticked when cab drivers refused to carry passengers with (closed) containers of liquor and were not demonized in the press as taking their religion too far. The nations whose populations mostly adhere to Islam needed to be sent the clear message that they did not hold the political advantage, that they could not use the threat of terrorism to win concessions, even merely symbolic ones.
In short, I favored the Iraq war because it offered those nations a simple choice: radical Islam, political and economic strength, not getting invaded–pick any two.
Oops, that was a reply, of course.
Yeah, I’ve done that too… lol
Ah, I see your point with the war now, but Iraq had no hand in any terrorist attacks for decades. I don’t think what we did in Iraq was wrong, it was how we were fooled into it, lies and hate propaganda, that I was against; but I see your point. However your comment here doesn’t have anything to do with Obama… You’ve clearly thought this out, but that wasn’t clear from the way you posted up above. I suggest you try to be more clear as to your message when posting in the future.
I like how the guy talking about not having his freedoms restricted wants cab drivers to be “demonized” for “taking their religion too far”
Way to support double standards Steroids!
Meh, he’s entitled to his views, and you don’t know what he’s experienced; lay off of him a bit. At least he was willing to give me a straight answer to the questions I asked him unlike most people I ask. He’s not even a neo-con, so chill out.
Sorry, but I call em like I see em. You can’t be all about your own personal freedoms when you want to infringe on other people’s, it doesn’t work that way.
I think he was calling people out on their own double standards, refusing to act where action was needed and ignoring their surroundings for their own gain. You’ve gotta admit, some of the stuff he described is pretty effed up.
“I supported the Iraq war for the same reason I oppose Obama’s domestic agenda: because I believe that maximum freedom is best.”
Be careful. There’s a difference between freedom and anarchy. There is such a thing as too much freedom.
She is a very intelligent & gorgeous woman… Nowadays in the internet only 14 years old school girls are considered attractive.
Beauty is in they eye of the beholder I guess, but to me she looks like skeletor… As for intelligent… I don’t think so, she’s just sensationalistic. She’s a pundit for goodness sake! Pundits are paid NOT to think for themselves!
I respectfully disagree..
1) Ann Coulter does nothing for me, and apparently for a whole slew of other people.
2) Kindly cite where she is even remotely intelligent.
3) 14 year old girls do nothing for me. Further, it could be miscontrued if that is what your desire is (unless you happen to be 15.)
Am I the only one who’s getting some effed-up format of centered comments with numbers to indicate nesting levels?
yup
I was getting those and switched to Firefox.. I’m on IE at the moment and it appears fine to me.
I use Safari, and I’ve never had any issues with this site.
Apple software doesn’t count.. sorry, just my personal opinion.
Meh, I like apple products. Stuff like the i-Phone is useless crap, but they make nice computers and software, you just gotta adjust to the organization.
I’m on Firefox, but it’s from a Macbook… it just weirds me out that this started happening today, because I haven’t switched versions.
Yeah, it’s happening to me too. I’ll try IE.
Hurray! For anyone who swapped browsers and would like to switch back, it’s no longer acting retarded.
(And thank you to whoever fixed it.) (^_^)
Are you really that stupid or do you practice in front of a mirror?
Well said! (S)he’s such a hateful witch!
It’s called an Adam’s apple and the chicks I date don’t have one…
BTW – if you Google “Adam’s apple” the very first image returned is Coulter’s. Just saying….
Okay, this was mildly clever enough to surprise me and get a laugh.
I think that is really mean
We’ll she’s really mean, so it suits her.
That is really mean. To transexuals.
I notice that Coulter dragged her larynx and her bony frame to Fox News yesterday and claimed that “liberal agitators” were behind all the posters of Obama as Hitler.
Yeah, I have little elves churning them out in my basement as fast as they can. Can’t keep up with the demand!
Please stop calling him a she. It takes more than a fake boob job and a little black dress to make a real woman.
Hmm, just 10, nay 9 more comments and there will be 666 comments to this.
Okay… let’s say it’s true, she’s a man. Then she’s more man than the Barack!
Agreed – could not have said it better myself.
Ann Coulter pisses me off just as much as the next liberal nutter, but calling her a transsexual is an insult to the trans community. We can’t all be cisgender perfect.
I agree – the trans-community don’t want her, and neither do the wimmins!
Say what you want, this woman is hot in so many ways!!
Okay, no one make one more comment on this article. We’re at 666 comments. Everything’s perfect.
Does anyone else remember she got her start as a Conservative “pundit” by telling Paula Corbin Jones not to take the offered settlement in her suit against Bill Clinton? Remember the outcome? She lost.
What was amusing about that case was Coulter refused to allow Jones’ past to be brought into the case, but demanded all of Clintons’ former pecadillos were. The true irony was that Bill Clinton was probably the only person collecting a paycheck from the State of Arkansas that Paula Jones ever said “no” to!
I say Ann Coulter LOL means we get to take the play-nice filters off and just say what we REALLY want to say. LOL
I can’t WAIT til the Fu(kweasel Twins get here!
Ur a racist, Iven!!!!
UR a racist troll Randu!!!! It hurts using that many ! marks. You have to use both pinkies, you know.
You guys forgot the 1s. You are both punctuationists!!!1!11
MUUUUUUUUUURRRRRDDDDDEEEEERRRRRR!!!11!!!1!6!95TGH!!!!!
Meh, they don’t scare me..
*hides behind curtains*
That exclamation point had it coming.
Orbital strikes Rando…. Let the hammer fall….
All I can say is….Rule 34….
They always do.
For the greater good. *nods solemnly*