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nancy grace

BLOW UP DOLLS
Usually full of hot air

(Nancy Grace)

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  1. Bao says:

    ruin “first guy” satisfaction
    nice doll

  2. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    DSL? Check!

  3. Jan Van says:

    Ahh I’m so f*cking hard right now! :D

  4. Brian says:

    d’oh! spelling failz.

  5. FamilySly says:

    I think I just found my Halloween costume! Pure terror …

  6. KimM says:

    :( Not cool. She’s my aunt.

    • Rando the Floydist says:

      Really? Cool, tell her about it and see if she gets mad.

    • Justalurker says:

      Everyone is someone’s aunt, uncle, cousin, gandmother’s second boyfriend, etc. If you put yourself in the public eye and proclaim your opinions as vocally and as nastilly (oh, so wrong on the spelling) as this…um….”person” does, then you’re fair game.

      • somebody says:

        True, she is fair game. But it’s common decency to consider the feelings of her family. Would you want someone trashing your cousin if she just happened to be a tv host who put out an unpopular opinion?

        • It’s not the opinions so much as the persona (which may or may not be entirely different from her personality around her family). Look, you want to live off the public tit as a celebrity, you deal with the negative public response as well as the positive.

          Surely it’s not the first time anyone’s said anything negative about her?

        • froofrou the Barenaked Lady says:

          What Nancy Grace does every day is not “put out an unpopular opinion.” She spews bile and vitriol, poisons jury pools, plays judge and jury, and whips up normal people who don’t understand the legal system into forming lynch mobs for others who aren’t convicted of anything yet. In this country we have a thing called “guilty until proven innocent.” Apparently that doesn’t apply if Ms. Grace feels that you did it.

          Also, she does this on a nationally broadcasted show, opening herself up to whatever opinion about her people feel is necessary. If she were spewing her hatred over the dinner table she wouldn’t be open for opposing and angry opinions. Just like every other public figure, she’s out there, and she has to take the heat.

        • Cas says:

          it’s not the opinions as much as the bold faced lies and public conviction without any shred of evidence. look at the whole duke lacrosse thing. and when the truth came out she went on vacation so she wouldn’t have to publicly apologize. sucks to be related to her.

    • FamilySly says:

      Yes, I’m sorry she is your aunt KimM, but these comments are not regarding you.
      As a public figure, your aunt has a laundry list of personality disorders; she is narcissistic, histrionic and borderline.
      She also seems to enjoy treating the people around her with little or no respect.
      I hope as a family member you pass along this information AND take her behavior as example of how NOT to behave.
      Again, I’m very sorry she is your aunt.

    • Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) says:

      And????

  7. No1askedme says:

    Meh, not that funny…

  8. ay dios mio says:

    smile like a doughnut if you want to keep your job bwahahhahahaha

  9. Jocelyn says:

    Nice! I hate this woman with a fiery passion. She needs to stop wasting air time talking about her kids and being ridiculously opinionated about things she doesn’t even understand… just my 2 cents o.o

  10. Please forgive me for the visual I’m about to present. There’s plenty of brain bleach over in the corner, so help yourself.

    I have horrible visions now of her O face. God help me, it’s enough to make me want to cap myself.

  11. bitter troll says:

    nancy grace scares bitter troll, someone hold bitter troll?

  12. mmm,mmm,mmm says:

    Ok, so she’s creepy, big deal. At least she’s not an elected official, just change the channel.

  13. Jsncross says:

    I had a blow up doll once, on our first date everything was going great until I bite her tit and she flew out the window. :P

  14. gmc360 says:

    I’d really really like to disgrace Nancy by … well, never mind.

  15. deadharvest says:

    FINALLY!!! something the left and right can both agree on..we all think Nancy is a vile, loathsome bit(h!

    *shares a Coke with all of you and sways back and forth*
    I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony…… :)

  16. jennifer says:

    The scary thing is that she use to be a prosecuting attorney. It would be a bad day for you if you got her in court.

  17. Crystaldragon says:

    Nancy Grace has this thing of guilty until proven innocent. which just want me to tell her to go screw off.

  18. Popeye48146 says:

    She is rude, she asks a question then interrupts the person and wont let them answer it . They need to get rid of her and tell her to stay home, she has a face for radio LOL

  19. Utah Botox says:

    Bravo! A picture truly is worth a thousand words, or in this case the combination of words and a picture are worth a thousand words.

  20. Luke says:

    its youre hair?

  21. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    Its so if you angle them right off the side of the bed, they push back! I’m…. I’m just saying…. <..>

  22. keithybabes says:

    Mine keeps going down on me….

  23. dennis4king says:

    Someone plug her up, please?

    She’s starting to leak!

  24. Trust me, she’s VILE.

  25. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    After reading her profile on wikipedia I would have to agree with you.

  26. brak says:

    But she does look like she’s about to perform a valuable service to some lucky program director. That’s show biz!

  27. froofrou the Barenaked Lady says:

    Diss, have you ever seen her tear up when talking about a victim? She’s worse than Glenn Beck.

    And when she starts talking about the twins….GAHH!!!!!!!

    (Yes, I admit to be completely familiar with her show, but not because I want to be. I have an auto tune set on my TV that goes to HLN at 2 every morning because there is nothing good on, and I prefer to wake up to the news. If I’m unlucky enough to still be awake when she comes on, I feel trapped into watching her poison jury pools and call for the death of people who are barely peripherally connected to whatever case she’s hawking at the time.)

  28. somebody says:

    Who actually trusts what wikipedia says?

  29. Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) says:

    It’s better than Christo-pedia

  30. HelOnWheels says:

    Nancy, we know it’s you!

  31. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    Not me. Well… I would love to, but my history professors have banned using it enough that I know about its “truthiness”

  32. viking gal says:

    It’s actually a good place to start for biology–I’ve been impressed with the gene function info, and medical treatment updates. But after that–hit the original sources, folks!

  33. Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) says:

    She looks like she can handle about anything.

  34. froofrou says:

    Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is hardcore food pron. I swear I can’t watch that show without having to wipe drool and go cook.

  35. dissimilitude says:

    What she said. It’s a good starting point, but verify everything.

  36. Ivan The Floydist says:

    My girl has been watching “Say Yes To The Dress” rather obsessively lately. Should I be worried?

  37. dissimilitude says:

    Lol…yes.

  38. the_original_shortright says:

    very.

  39. paws4thot says:

    No; you should get the H*ll out of there stat!

  40. Ivan The Floydist says:

    I told her when we first got together that I’d stay with her forever, but I don’t want to get married, and I don’t want kids. Are you saying that she…she…thinks she can change me? *gasp*

    Hey, I got an idea! I’ll blow $5,000 on a dress, and she can wear it whenever she wants to! Think that’ll work? *grasping at straws*

  41. Realistically, could be worse. She could be obsessively watching one of those tv shows about people who have a ton o’ kids. Just sayin’…. ;-)

  42. the_original_shortright says:

    ivan, she definitely thinks she can (and has) changed you. although, as a vag1na-bearer (not sure if that’s a PK acceptable word?)… i’m hardwired to kinda side with her.
    so i gotta ask… if you love her and want to be with her forever and want her to be happy, etc… why’s a stupid piece of paper standing in the way if it’s what she wants?

    if she’s ok with no kids and everything else but wants the paper and the party and the rings, it’s not really the end of the world, right?

  43. I’d add to what Shortright said that if the two of you are still in agreement that you don’t want to be legally married, but intend to stay together, you can have the big ol’ party of a wedding if she’s craving one and just call it a celebration of your relationship or something. She may well just feel like she’s missing out by never getting the pretty-pretty-princess dress and the cake. Cake is good, you know.
    (And the lawyer in me would add that if especially if you don’t intend to marry each other, talk to an attorney about estate planning, advance directives, and a durable power of attorney.)

  44. Also, check the laws in your state concerning common-law relationships. In most states if you ‘stay together forever’ for less than 10 years, you’re gold! Otherwise, she’s going to get half of everything.

    Just sayin’

  45. the_original_shortright says:

    @diss – about the pretty pretty princess dress… check your FB in about 2 minutes.

  46. Ivan The Floydist says:

    Well, if she’s changing her mind about the marriage thing, changing her mind about the kid thing isn’t far behind!

    *Ivan seriously considers heading for the hills*

  47. the_original_shortright says:

    ivan – i don’t know if changing the mind about wedding/marriage will mean changing her mind about kids. if you’re already living as if you’re married then the wedding/marriage is just the piece of paper, a party and a few rings. nothing really changes. however, kids change a LOT of stuff. so if she was serious about no kids before i doubt that will change. however, i think most women (not all by any stretch) want to be married and have “their day” and be able to be the belle of the ball at some point in their lives. it may not have seemed important when you got together but it might be something that she wants to do now.

    i can see changing your mind about a wedding, not about kids.

    as for me… i’ve always known that i will be a wedding and kids type of person. i’ve had my wedding dress picked out since i was 12 (family heirloom). i’ve had the location picked out since i was about 18 too (“home” church). i don’t see me changing my views on wedding/marriage and kids anytime soon… but if i had been a no wedding/marriage type person i can see that changing.

    i guess what i’m saying is see if she just wants the party and her “pretty pretty princess” day. if that’s all she wants – then nothing has to change and she’ll stop watching TLC before she gets addicted to other more dangerous shows (the aforementioned jon and kate).

  48. Schmoe says:

    You “prefer to wake up with the news”? That’s 21st century masochism.

  49. Ivan The Floydist says:

    Wedding! Do not want!

  50. I’m curious about the anti-marriage stand when you’re with somebody you plan on staying with? Do you just feel it’s anachronistic, or is there another reason? (Feel free to tell me it’s none of my damn business, BTW…)

  51. Ivan The Floydist says:

    It would take an hour to type it all out Diss. I just don’t EVER want to be married. Suffice it to say it would be (in my mind) tantamount to handing control of my life to someone else.


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