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Thank G_d for the new administration.
I’m not so sure about that caption statement. Some people get shot by Kellermans, and sometines even in their sleep.
Not sure why this is isn’t a stand alone comment other than the play on my name. I am glad you are a bigot? I guess I don’t get it.
We’re tired of the Ivan troll , so…..
Ivan has a troll?
Ivan has a happy!
I just thought of something! If I have a troll, I’ll need to stock up on Purina Troll Chow. And maybe get it a collar. Is there such a thing as troll shampoo, or do I use the human stuff? Oh man. I need to get a troll care book. I’m SO excited!
We’re going to have to have a troll shower for Ivan! Yaaaay! I’ll go call the planners!
1. troll shampoo does not exist! and dont use hooman stuff, we perfer to stink
2. get the Iams troll food. its better for our digestive system
3. get a shock collar ..those are just fun
4. make sure you get a troll care book and not a care troll book
Ive read Care Troll’s book… you know, you’d have never thunk it, but that guy cares about friggin EVERYTHING….
you know what a care troll really is? just shave a care bear…
Oh Bitter, will you be available for troll sitting?
You don’t really “sit” trolls per say, you just make a ring of fire and put him in the middle… he won’t cross.
Oh I have SO much to learn about raising my new baby troll!
The reason is simple though: By nesting it below yours, it remains on top of the page, otherwise it would get lost in the maelström of oblivion. I acknowledge that this way of proceeding is qualified as “trollish behaviour” by many.
Not really. There’s something to be said when you accuse your opponents of using “scare tactics” against your healthcare plan, and 30 seconds leter you’re explaing why we will ALL DIE POOR AND ALONE IN HELLISH MISERY FOREVER WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN AIIIIGHHH!!!!! if it doesn’t pass.
We all die alone, anyway.
I won’t. I’m taking as many people with me as I can!
That reminds me of the joke that goes: “I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, and not like the other people screaming in the car as it went over the cliff.”
Or something like that..
Lol, I don’t know how many times I’ve heard that and I still laugh…
Why would anyone want such a boring death? When I finally go out, I want it to be spectacular enough it makes international headlines!
Yeah, but those kinds of death generally…hurt.
Screw the pain; if I’m gonna do something, I’m gonna do it right!
Death doesn’t scare me. DYING. That scares me.
Why does dying scare you? I learned to accept the nature of death years ago. I figured that in order to have respect and understanding for life, one must do the same for death. Death is just another part of life. We are born, we live our lives, we age, and we die; falling into oblivion. This discussion is rather fitting, as I learned today that someone I once worked very closely with died about a month ago. I do not feel sadness, nor am I complaining about it or ranting about how unfair it is. Although she went far to early (she was only in her mid 50′s or so) she lived her life well and was happy, no one could ask for more than that. Death and dying are natural, and once we accept them as an inevitable part of our lives, we can begin to appreciate the deaths of others, as well as our own. I must say, In death, I see a sort of serene beauty in the completion of nature’s cycle.
P.S. Sorry about the poeticism near the end there, it tends to sneak up on me at times.
You scare me…
I never said I was real sane… Then again, what good is sanity anyways?
Serene beauty? Not the death I’ve seen. But at least he wasn’t in pain…
Meh, like I said, I’m a little nutty. Death and destruction are to me what paintings and music are to most. Not that I cause any, I just have the same level of appreciation for it. It’s difficult to explain in words: to me death is somewhat beautiful, but killing different and I find it unpleasant. Like I said, it’s hard to explain…
Ever considered working/volunteering in a hospice? Not being sarcastic, but it just seems like it would be a good match.
Well, my plan is to get a career in either the ecology or biology fields , but it’s always good to know that I could become a coroner or autopsy technician as a fallback plan. Besides, I’m not obsessed with death, I just have a greater appreciation for it than most people. It’s not like I follow people around waiting for them to die or anything like that.
I can imagine it would freak people out if they saw you skulking (isn’t that a great word?) around behind them with a balaclava on..
P.S. In short, drop the subject.
WTF?! nesting fail.
Oh, I misunderstood. Well, either way, you have my perspective now I guess. It seems to have spawned some discussion, I guess it was worth it.
saying something like that sounds like something they would say AFTER the death…and since most dead people dont talk ( some do! ) you dont get to hear that
Oh, and there is no serene beauty in death. I had to sit and watch my baby die in February because she was born too early to be saved. There was nothing beautiful about it. It proved once and for all that the world has no justice, no karma. Bad things happen to good people, and innocent babies die. If you haven’t actually witnessed death, then you’re probably a little out of your league saying there’s a “serene beauty” to it.
It’s not been my (limited) experience, but I’m willing to believe that under the right circumstances, there could be serenity at death.
My only thought, really, was that somebody who’s not as freaked out by death as most of us are would be well suited to work with the dying.
Rando, for the most part I agree. There are instances though where a person dying is peaceful as they take their last breath. On the other hand, I’ve seen more than my fair share of people dying in horrible ways and there is absolutely nothing serene watching someone die in a great deal of pain, crying for the love of their mother. The ONLY thing that you can do is hold their hand and hope to God the pain passes quickly.
Well f*ck, I’m flashing back now and I’m completely bummed.
No1, Rando is right. If you haven’t seen some die painfully, I suggest you do so. It will abuse you of the notion that death is serene.
I’m entitled to my perspective. I know that it may be disturbing to some, but I’m not trying to force my views on you am I? I’m well aware of how strange I may seem, but I’m not hurting anyone. So back the hell off!
It’s not that your views are disturbing, it’s more that you may have a false perspective of what death can be like.
I once almost choked on a drumstick… and you know what my final thoughts were before I was saved by a well played Heimlich maneuver was: “God I hope my obituary doesnt say died by choking on his chicken.”
Yes, exactly, Eddie. Most people who have seen an unpleasant death don’t think like that, No1. We’re under the impression that you haven’t seen a really unpleasant death. Seriously, it would change your mind.
Yeah… The process of dying can be rather nasty in all ways, but once you’re dead, you’re dead, as far as I see it. I see no reason to hold on to notions of afterlives, but I can fully understand why people want to. It’s a bit like understanding why people like strawberry icecream while I can’t really stand the stuff. :p
ROTFLMAO Max!!!!!!!!!
(Oh, and I don’t think the process of dying is the same thing as death.)
That’s true, Danbala. Death is end result of the process. I’m not afraid of dying, I just don’t want it to be painful.
I’ve seen it, don’t think I’d be hypocritical enough to speak of had I not! My grandmother died from Alzheimer’s, a truely awful and pathetic way to go; the last time I saw her she didn’t even recognize her own son, is that enough of a perspective for you!? I’ve witnessed more than my share of death, don’t think I’m unaware of the gruesome forms it can take! Look, I may criticize people’s views sometimes, BUT I NEVER CALL THEM WRONG! I’ve known plenty of people who have died early and painful deaths. NEVER CALL ME NAIVE AGAIN WITHOUT PROOF!
First of, chill the f*ck out, ok? I didn’t say you were wrong, I said you may have a false perspective. I will grant you that you may have seen the gruesome side of death, what I’m trying to work out is how that coincides with a serene death?
Secondly, quit f*cking yelling at me, ok? I’m going to be more inclined to weigh what you have to say without your hysterics.
Thirdly, watching someone die from alzhiemer’s (as bad as that is), I think I can say that it doesn’t even begin to compare to someone dying from having their body blown apart.
And lastly, I do know there are times when people can have a serene death. It happened with my father, my mother, and my sister. All three of them just quietly slipped away. No pain, no suffering, and without the fear of dying.
Look, like I said, it’s hard to explain. It’s not a concept I expect anyone to understand. It’s like trying to explain green to someone who’s colour blind, the concept simply is incomprehensible to someone lacking my perception. My mind is not real stable and my personality is not normal, I do not perceive the world in a normal fashion. My view of the world is exceptionally dark, everyday life feels like a Poe story to me: everyone is full of hate for one another hidden behind fake smiles, hiding from themselves out of fear of who they really are; because deep down they all want to choke the life out of each other. You haven’t even seen my darker side yet, because I keep it hidden for the sake of those around me, as well as my own. To me the world of humanity is nothing but a world of masks and lies, allowing such thoughts to roam freely can affect me rather adversely. All I can explain to you is this: you do not understand my perception of death because you cannot understand it, nor will you ever be able to understand it unless you become as twisted an individual as I have become; not something I would really suggest you try to do. My view of death is only a small portion of my thoughts, and if it was enough to bother you I guarantee you see any more of them.
P.S. This is my way of kindly asking to drop the subject.
Ok, fair enough. I can accept that your perception is going to be different from mine. For me, I have dealt with it in real world terms. Suffice it to say, you have your opinion, and I have mine.
Can I chuck an opinion in?
No1 is quite pretentious.
Sorry, plzkthxbai.
And violently naive.
I agree with you, AC. Also, if you want to “drop a subject”, as No1, claims don’t you just stop reading/responding, not throwing hissy fits.
I agree with you, Everybody dies, it’s just what happens, now the actual manner of my death…well I hope it doesn’t involve a whole lot of slow, agonizing pain. One of Clint Eastwood’s best lines from The Outlaw Jose Wales “Dyin’ ain’t hard, it’s livin that’s hard”
Or as John wayne once said, “Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.” But yeah, Clint always had a way with just a few words.
What scares me about dying is…. well, what if there really IS nothing after life?
So, to recap, No1 is emo. I guess it’s possible death could be serene, but I’d certainly call that the exception more than the rule.
and Hope, if there’s nothing after you die, then you really won’t be missing anything then, will you?
Neh – I want to be remembered for how I lived, not how I died. They might turn out to be realted, but the living bit is far more important to me.
I agree, but it’s nice to plan for the future.
… but the future is still within being alive. Anything past being alive is just … pointless.
So – sure – there might be a wee point to dying spectacularly, but I ain’t gonna waste no time planning that while I still have living days to plan!
sarcasm, I haz it…
@danbala how you lived is exactly right -
i want my eulogy to be about how i took the time to play with my kids when they were little and grandkids if i’m ever blessed, what i don’t want is ‘but she kept her house so neat and tidy’
i don’t care if you write in the dust on the table, just don’t date it
but seriously – life is about the journey, not the destination; especially since we all get there one way or another
No Diss, Spock is always with you.
Meh, at least it’s subtle. The republicans don’t seem too good at subtle… or maybe they’re just TOO good at it… hmmmm… Indeed, this is a question for the ages.
No comments on this piece? wtf
Not much to say on the absolute truth. Both parties have a high level of corruption and both parties accuse the other of being a horrific Daddy/Mommy/Nanny/Fascist/Not Sexy Babysitter state. If either was actually right, the former would be killed in their sleep in a bunch of tragic BDSM Man Sex/whatever is taboo at the time scences.
This country definitely needs to be more of a sexy babysitter state, that’s for sure.
That is change I can believe in…
Let’s see if we get some stimulus money to research that.
We must do this NOW!!!
“President Clinton, I have a favor to ask. Will you approach the government about getting us some stimulus money for a project? Okay, it’s gonna sound silly, but you are TOTALLY gonna go for this…”
i can totally dig that man…whooooo…now i need whats her name..chelsy to have a kid so grampa needs a baby sitter..or is there a place i can rent a baby?
Doesn’t John Edwards have a spare baby he’s not using much?
Win!!!!
I wondered why he bought that dingo…
The dingo ate your baby!
Don’t bother Clinton. I’m sure ACORN can arrange something like that…
or you can buy one off ollie north, he likes to sell illegal things
Just guns and bombs… not quite the same thing.
Babies are WMDs. You obviously haven’t been around many otherwise you’d know.
wait so its ok to sell arms to terrorists but bad to sell babies to flesh eating trolls?
No. Well, sorta. I’d have to know more about the troll’s constitution. And if it was a bitter troll or nasty care troll. You, BT, can have all the babies that you want.
*picks a large book off the shelf of his library, and blows a layer off dust off it*
I have here, the complete metaphysical creature constitution ledger….
*thumbs through the large text*
I believe let’s see the troll constitution is right here and it
*reads a few sentences down*
It looks mostly like a bunch of swear words, I’m not sure it’ll help us much..
WMD – Way Messy Diapers
We could use the guns and bombs to help “encourage” the legislators! Everyone has something they can contribute to this glorious cause! Wait, who in their right mind buys bombs? I’m just a college student and even I know how to make a decent pipe bomb from stuff at Lowes… isn’t this stuff common knowledge?
“I know how to make a decent pipe bomb from stuff at Lowes”
Ix-nay on the omb-bay alk-tay on the nternet-iay. oHS-Day is atching-way.
I always thought that every body read “The Revolutionary’s Cookbook”. I mean…ehrm…
Internet anonymity FTW!
^ Is that a joke? Every web server knows where you live just from your ip address, dude…
I’m pretty sure it was, if you read the context in which it was posted.
CyanEyed has a point, dude. Big Brother knows that you’re talking about pipe bombs.
I, on the other hand, love Big Brother.
*waves at the camera*
I know, it was a joke… -.-
you’re always so eloquent, DWN.
It’s a talent overly squandered and seldom properly used, I assure you.
Yes, if all of us clever, interesting folk on PK actually put our brains together…we would have a big mushy pink pile.
But I digress. What I meant is, we should take over wit and wisdom and do something productive with it. Besides spending most of my day off commenting on a LOL site. Maybe that’s just me.
Shaq is holding a panda… your argument is invalid.
The panda just had an unfortunate accident on Shaq’s lap – the argument is starting to have some validity again!
Well played, Silverhammer. Well played. But I reply Mickey Dolenz is holding a kitten. Your argument is invalid.
Dark Vader shows no mercy.
Your Mickey Dolenz is now invalidated by…. THE FORCE MUTHFUKKA!
Vader is holding a puppy. The Force is invalid.
The force is never invalid!
My newborn baby troll just ate Shaq’s panda. Your argument is invalid.
I thought brains were gray matter, not pink.
Only when drained of blood.
I has a yawn.
i’ve had one since about the middle of last month.
I WANT THE FUNNIES BACK!! *WHINE*
That is the joy of lulls… And I did find it funny that everybody thought that blue avatar blot was me. -_-
meh – I thought this one was pretty good.
Has a little more insight than cracking ‘Putin pulled my finger’ jokes.
… not that I’ve seen one of those. yet. damn. I might have just spoken it into being. Do Not Read This Post. Sry folks.
well, you hadn’t been here in so long it was possible you forgot your log in information. *glares*
Not when I have it autofilled on my computer.
cheater…
You love it when I play dirty and you know it…
that’s a whole different topic… O:-)
Hm…it gets warm on this back burner. *glares at short*.
oh ivan darling…. you know you’re my #1… but DWN encourages my inner trouble-maker. and gives me an excuse to dust off the boob tassels fairly frequently.
I’ll only forgive you because Wyrm is my messiah. That, and since he’s a ninja, I can’t catch the raht-bastid.
*breathes a sigh of relief*
all is well in the world again…
Damn right it is.
True and I’m a ninja. *poofs*
Lets face it; most of the regular posters would take a promise from one, the other or even both of you pair!
Despite the new administration this currently is true.
Isn’t it funny how I said it was thanks to the current administration and you said after that it was despite the new administration? I always find it fascinating how one’s political siding changes the whole paradigm of reality! Wire tapping good fun!
Can you go a day without trying to pick a fight? Please?
Can you go a day with not commenting on something of mine that you don’t like? I wasn’t picking a fight at all. We both literally said the opposite in the matter of 2 minutes. It was funny. Get a grip.
I’ll take that as a no.
Take it however you want to take it. The fact is, not every comment I say is starting a fight. The fact is, sometimes I say things that I persoanlly consider to be ironic. If you don’t get it, I don’t care.
wait, what’s the fact?
excatly.
-throws his arms in the air-
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were those the bear arms?
I never knew you were so clairvoyant. 10 interwebs for you!
Troll squad, commence!
Don’t make me send you two to bed without dinner.
I was agreeing with YOU. I didn’t say a thing.
*stuffs one of Rando’s load times in the closet, hiding the bloody knife*
Oh! Hey Rando…..
*wipes some blood off on his shirt*
JAC….. sup?
Entirely not true. Just Saying. Actually, you have a group of people who respond negatively to whatever I write, no mater what I say. And then you and Rando want to come around and pretend you are the moral judge of the page. If you got a problem, ban me. Otherwise…. find something better to do to try to find the “fight” in everything I say.
Funny, I didn’t reply to you. Even funnier, you seem to look for some way to bring about your world view in any comment you can. You want some cheese to go with your whine today?
Oh please, pal. You know good and well you were sitting at wherever you sit, beating off with the hopes that I would say -anything- and then someone would start talking trash so you could join in. You are as transparent as that screen protector you keep spitting on.
The only one beating off around here is you. You got all excited thinking that I said something to you.
That said, you DO go around just looking for some way to try and smack down anyone that doesn’t shout your world vision.
Try not to bend your tweezers.
You didn’t say something -to- me. You saw where I had said something, and immediatly responded sucking up to the first person who said something against me. You -always- do that. Always. And I will not respond to anything further to you this go round because if I do Rando will accuse me of “starting a fight.”
So basically you are saying you bent your tweezers?
Oh, and you do start up with any one who doesn’t adhere to your world domination plans. Every chance you get. Semmp might have been typing at the same time you were, and not seen your comment, but you had to go bashing.
Go ahead, most everyone around here can see that you start it. And I am willing to bet they call you on it. No one is allowed to disagree with you, or you are going to pwn them. NOT.
And yes, I kept it up with you one day. I let you shoot off your mouth and made sure everyone saw your world vision.
…Pathetic, both of you. (but also mildly entertaining.)
Shall I ready the shackles ma’am? I’ve sent a message to Igor in the bowels of hell to be prepared for a summons.
Thanks for looking out this time diss… Imma let you slide on the next conservative thing you say!
Forced healthcare good fun!!!
Agreed!
Of course you agree. You are for government take over on everything. Duh
Yep!
NOW you’re getting it! This is the perfect way to respond to teh nonsense!
Thanks!
And it actually made me laugh a little too.
With Democrats you have the government controlling everything. With Republicans you have big corporations and wacked out fundamentalist preachers controlling everything. At least I can vote for who runs the government.
Ah Men!
Where! Are they cute?!
Although truthfully, fundamentalist preachers don’t control everything, they’re more like the puppet masters.
Come on Eddie. You know that fundamentalist preachers run the republican party. Don’t you remember the talking point memo’s you recieve daily in order to fight the evil left?
Well, yes, but aren’t they more like the guys pulling the strings? Or have we actually elected a fundy preacher to Congress. And seriously, that would scare the bejeezus out of me.
I think its TV exposure. Sometimes during some of the campaigns you would hear so much about the radical religious right that you certainly would assume they must be in power. And they were certainly out and about trying to get voters to vote republican during the second Bush term. Not that I care, but it seems like “morality” changes from left to right depending on who they think they can sell it to the most in any given election year.
One minor point, at least from my experience, I don’t recall any fundamentalist preacher ever encouraging their ‘flock’ to vote Democrat..
Yeah…. me neither…
Clearly you’ve never been to one of the black churches in my city. Very old-school, hardline, come-to-Jesus fundamentalist, very, very big on pushing the Democratic candidates for local and national office.
But then that would be an oxymoron wouldn’t it? I mean, nearly every fundie reacher I have heard of is against abortion and they push that agenda as often as possible.
It seems we are working from different definitions of ‘fundamentalist’.
What’s your definition CyanEyed? I’m just curious. I don’t see anything out of the ordinary with anything that diss or Eddie said.
Well, by my definition, a fundamentalist Christian is someone who believes the bible is the inerrant, exhaustive word of God. Hence the ‘fundamental’ part.
Well, the bible says something about homosexuality being an abomination, and whatever, so yeah, that’s something I’m against (as a fundamentalist), and on my last trudge through Leviticus, I think damaging an unborn child was also not allowed, so (as a fundamentalist) I’m against that too.
Fundamentalism is simple, like i said.
The Bible also says (I think in Leviticus) that you should not eat pork, shellfish, dishes that mix flesh and dairy goods…
I’d point out that I was talking about a specific subset of fundamentalism, that being fundamentalist black congregations in the part of the South I live in, and their tendency to encourage their congregation to vote for Democrats regardless of the disparity between their beliefs and the party platform.
@paws
True, but in acts it removed the old testament dietary restrictions.
Not Congress that I know of, but Mike Huckabee is a fundy preacher and was governor of Arkansas. (Yes, it does count as a real state!)
“Arkansas. (Yes, it does count as a real state!)”
C’mon. It does not. They say it is only so the other states don’t laugh at it.
Arkansas sucks so bad Missouri got its bootheel stuck in its head.
A Huckabee is a pie, not a person. Come on.
I thought it was a small burrowing rodent native to Australia.
I don’t think it’s native to Australia.. possibly New Zealand though.
There’s something wrong with huckabee. I’m a fundamentalist Christian, and he even creeps ME out. Srsly.
^ win.
you would be allowed to vote on the goverment, if they didnt just burn all the votes and elect someone whom america will be to busy swooning, crying , cheering or booing over that we wont notice the world has been taken over by CRAB MEN!!!
Soft Shell, or Alaskan King?
Pass the melted butter please?
Excellent response.
Hey, they could force worse things on us…
Ha! If this were true and we were all living in USSR, most of the frequent posters would be long dead, in Siberia or in the cells of KGB.
Hell, I’m sure I’d be there for just visiting this site!
Russia bad, USA good….nom nom nom.
Haven’t seen Evil Pundit in awhile…Hmmmm….
I miss that guy, he was so silly. And his avatar was a picture of a cat, he gets points for that.
Silly? Wow. Anyway… You were around back then? I thought you were kind of a newbie…
Somewhat, I’ve only witnessed his antics through the use of the “Random LOL” button. I found him remarkably funny, he was too blatantly insulting to take seriously.
Oh, he was serious. Still is I imagine…
I know, but he did that “hit and run” style of trolling and still expected to be taken seriously, even after the conservative posters here started getting angry at him. He was nothing short of a clown, completely unable to converse civilly and he never even tried to defend his accusations beyond calling people names. In addition to that, he was a total hypocrite, sometimes he would condemn his own methods as many as three times in a single thread! What I found most amusing about him was how blind he was to his own foolishness, truly he was a hero in his own mind.
Did you ever meet MegaBob? He made EP look sane..
Oh, and to the best of my knowledge, at least EP never became a sock. I could be wrong on that one, but MegaBob had something on the order of 10 socks. Now THAT guy was a loon..
Oh, I don’t know if having socks automatically makes someone a loon. There are a lot of us out here who are socks of socks of socks… But Mega, yea, he went a bit over the deep end.
Oh, I’m not saying that someone having a sock makes them a loon. But MB’s looniness cut through to his socks as well. He didn’t pull of MPD very well.
only 10??? really eds… last count he was close to 60. if you thought 10 made him a loon, i expect you’re pulling out the straight jacket at 60ish.
Was it that high? To be honest, I quit counting after the first 10.. He was just plain messed up.
i didn’t do the counting… i think it was rhorho… but she’s not around any more. something about “real life” getting busy. sounded like a lame excuse to me.
What? There’s life outside of PK? I didn’t get the memo..
Hell yeah. Big props to the First Amendment.
Agreed.
Is this a threat?
I think it’s PK trying to warn us to play nicer here. O_O
Well ok. But all bets are off when it’s a CoulterLOL. And this is my stapler.
Yeah, so…Ivan…we’re going to need you to switch LOL sites again. We need this one for storage.
*watches on as Ivan is led to the basement.*
Cya later, dude.. write when you can!
Why does everyone have “floydist” in their name now?
Believers in Pink Floyd.. It’s the NEW religeon..
Floyd 1994 Dallas. One of the best concerts I ever went to.
But how long before Floydism splits into different sects? The Waters sect and the Gilmour sect? And the fringe Syd Barrett sect.
good point
Well, the original Floydists chose to follow Syd. Unfortunately they weren’t as bright and shiney and ultimately discovered the error of their ways. They consquently came back to the fold, but by that time the Waters and the Gilmour sects had already formed, leaving the Syd-ists sitting on the fence. What people haven’t realized is Floydism isn’t based on the person, but rather on the music as a whole. In the end, all fences were mended upon the revelation that PF would be granted access to the hallowed halls of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
In addition, let it forever be known that Richard Wright is off doing The Great Gig In The Sky. The fundamental Floydist are looking for signs of his return, but alas, would you want to come back here?
The Waters & Gilmour sects basic disagreement is over whether the music that does not involve all 4 members (The Final Cut didn’t have Wright, and only had Mason for some of it. Momentary Lapse & Division Bell obviously didn’t have Waters) should be included in the Floydist canon. And thus, the holy wars were waged until Live 8 when all 4 members reunited for the last time.
And I’ve never really liked Syd Barrett’s Pink Floyd, but he’s still the one who started the band’s innovations, so he’s still a Floydian prophet in my book.
Us Beatleists just sit back and have a tea party… on the head of a huge green elephant.
Pete Best forever. Ringo never!!!!!!!
And verily, did the Barack, upon being annointed by the MSM, did indeed smite the McCain and came to rule the land, protecting it with his Lightsaber of Truth and Justice, and bestowed many miracles upon the land. For did not the Dead (with the help of ACORN) arise from the grave to vote for him, I ask you? Thus HE spoketh “give unto Obama that which is Obama’s and everything else too” and then HE quieted the masses by saying ” STFU- We won!”? Do not the children sing HIS praises in New Jersey? And did he not gather unto him the GM, the moneylender banks and the healthcarehealers under his magnificent cry of “Yes We Can!”? Like the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, he has smitten his enemies, the talk radio and the Palin ! May HIS merciful blessings flow…………In the name of the Biden, the Pelosi and the Rahm- Amen.
Whyfore art thou?
And this post ladies and gentlemen is why the conservatives can not complain about us making fun of them in the form of calling them “Reagan worshippers”. And you can thank “Ignorance not intelligence” “ButtF*ckleyfor President” and “TheNone” here for it.
Oh and at a closer look, this sock has never been BuzzNutley for President… so please… don’t kick him.
Come on- this is friggin’ hilarious!!!
I never said it wasn’t funny, just saying that TheOne is revoking the conservatives right to complain about “Reagan Worship”
Most of us here find the “Obama is the messiah” schtick very funny, cause it is just that, a big joke.
Mostly I love the Monty Python reference.
You’re getting better at this, although you’re completely wrong on many things, you’re good at making it funny. Just never become serious and keep up the good work!
P.S. I especially like the part of ACORN “raising the dead”, very clever!
All good humor has an element of truth… And that was HILARIOUS!
Speaketh no evil toward the Enlightened One, for surely as he reigns from his porcelein throne in the House of White, he shall call forth his Archangels, the Couric, the Gipson and the Olberman- may his leg tingle forevermore- to smite the Evil ones in His land. And thou shall knowest them by their mark- the FOX, the Limbaugh and the Hannity. And He SHALL smite them with the Fairness Doctrine so that all may live in His blessed enlightenment forever more! For as they have smited the Teabaggers so shall HE destroy the most potent evil in the land, the beast known as the Hillary. For He has cast her to far away lands and the dangers of sniper fire in Bosnia! Long may his teleprompter run! Allahu Obama!
See, anyone can do this! (now I’ll be surely sent to hell for this)
Mocketh not the Kenyan Christ lest he release his Trolls, Fvcktards and Ivans upon you! Thru his golden bowels may his blessings continue to flow!
Wow! I’m famous now!
This…is a really, really stupid nest. TheOne needs some new material.
what do you expect from a really bad jet-li movie?
He forgot to mention the Anointed One’s iron fist: Rahm ‘the Kneecapper’ Emanuel, who strikes fear into the hearts of heretics who would vote against the Messiah’s will.
Really? You want to bit(h about Rahm, after Karl “The Puppet Master” Rove and his shenanigans? Please.
I’m gonna burn down the building.
Yeah…so…before you do that…I’m going to need you to come in over the weekend…Great…
Give it time.
Oooh, we’ve got a clairvoyant! Do tell us more about our future.
but who was shot?
JR Ewing
No, no. That was all a dream that Bobby had.
No! It was PAM’S dream.
Oh, shoot. How could I forget!!!???!!!
I mean…so I heard…not that I actually WATCHED Dallas… LOOK OVER THERE! *runs away*
What is this “Dallas” of which you speak?
*looks confused. deny. deny. continues denying all knowledge of Dallas*
Howsabout Dynasty. Or “Die-Nasty”. Most Freudian opening sequence EVER!
Maybe we need the big strong daddy government to be protect us from those mean and scary tea bagger/town hall meeting protesters/terrorists?
The government definitely has an obligation to protect it’s people, but we citizens also need to get thicker skins. The government can only do so much before it becomes harmful, but we also need to realize we need at least a little help from the government to keep things running relatively smoothly and fairly.
Oh yes, must be afeared of teh protesters/terrorists.
So wait, is the captioner referring to a specific incident of somebody being dragged out of bed and shot or is this just wanton speculation?
mmmmmm wanton…..soooooup
To be followed by wonton sex.
…using the wanton soup. That’s kinky there.
Because, soup is good food.
Just don’t enquire as to what is floating in it..
nazi commie! xD
I can see my work here is not YET done….
I like this one, it’s full of hate, but it’s also bi-partisan! We all lose! (Or win depending on your perspective.)
P.S. Equal opportunity hate is still equality.
You’re a lousy Nazi
nana na na nana
Ya, but I know vere you live…..
You has schnitzengruben? I am only on 14, so room for one more, and no I am NOT from Havana.
Wie geht’s, meine schatzi?
What in the wide wide world of sports are you talking about now?
It iz notink. Sign ze papers.
Ve haf the girl….
Wir fahren auf England!
German original Approximate English translation
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit mutig-festem Schritt.
Kam’raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier’n im Geist in uns’ren Reihen mit.
Die Straße frei den braunen Bataillonen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schau’n aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!
Zum letzten Mal wird nun Appell geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh’n wir alle schon bereit!
Bald flattern Hitlerfahnen über Barrikaden.
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit!
Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit ruhig-festem Schritt.
Kameraden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschieren im Geist in unseren Reihen mit.
It’s Ok; I found it on Wikipedia!
Where’s the translation?
Does your nickname mean that you’re 40 and hot?
Why the hell do you post the Horst Wessel Lied?
Translation on {http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied}, and that should also explain why I posted it. It doesn’t explain why I forgot to cut the words “Approximate English translation” out of the post though; that’s just general incompetence!
My posting name is in LOLspeek, and translates as “pause for thought”.
Wow! I got to take some lolspeak lessons. So you’re not 40 and hot?
I suppose you posted it as a reply to the england song?
Yeah, and a joke that I must be a Nazi because I know the words to the Horst Wessel Leid!
… “We drive on England”?
Ahaha. I had to read it “loud” in my head to recognise it. :p
That’s funny people always tell me that I’m an above average Nazi…
Really? I got poor marks all across the board on my Nazi qualifier exam. Mostly due to my lack of a proper mustache, baldness, and tattoos. I’m a bad Nazi.
You ruined my run on the recent comments board…
I too, had a shocking qualifer exam – but I pleaded to go to a make up exam, where I shot all the examiners. this is known as an automatic Nazi pass and am know a proud member of the Gestapo. Unfortunately, all’s we are confined to is finding and torturing people who use your when they mean you’re, or in the case of Arnie “Yah!”
*sneaks in and capatilises the t, adds an I before the am, steals extra k from know, changes all’s to -all that -, hopes fellow officers don’t notice and drag him to The Special Room*
why baldness?
Lack of baldness, surely?
yes, it was a lack of all of those things. I never changed the adjective in the run of subjects, so the “lack of” was meant to apply to all those things. The baldness just meant I couldn’t be a neo nazi. Although, I think it would be pretty damn funny to see a bald neo nazi with a Hitler stache and lots of tattoos. That’s a rare combo.
Sounds like you’d make a good neo-Nazi, though. But a traditional Nazi, not so much.
Possibly you missed something on this one, but right now it’s in fact the Republicans calling the Democrats commie Nazis.
Yes, but the democrats are calling the republicans Nazi commies. Having said which, all I know about America is what I read on this blog, so maybe this kind of discussion doesn’t happen on the streets….
We actually make sure to wear red (Republicans) and blue (Democrats) clothes so we know who is who and can sling the appropriate insults as often as possible. Independents aren’t allowed to leave the house.
*sigh* Typical America
The same goes for Europe (only in Europe, we shoot eachother less often and don’t call eachother communists and nazis as much).
God, we (europeans) rule.
And just where were those two World Wars fought? And I’m pretty sure one of them involved both Communists AND Nazis.
All over the World, between the same 2 teams, hence the name “World War”
In Europe in the 30′s there was a viscous argument amongst the radicals as to whether we should be communist or fascist – turns out they were both wrong
A viscous argument? It must have been a sticky conversation!
Capture true, however, you can always be labeled an “enemy combatant” and shipped down to Guantanimo (or a similar facility). Then people start debating on whether you have rights and if water boarding is torture and promise to shut it down but really don’t make too many moves in that direction. Ah well.