Comments on: So if one partner

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:07:07 +0000

No. The other partner must wear a cardboard box.

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:36:44 +0000

Dude, if these Republicans REALLY wanted to preserve the sanctity of Marriage, instead of preventing marriage from happening, they’d instead outlaw divorce. Since, according to Republicans, Hell is eternal, Marriage should be, too! I just wish we could convince soulless womanizing pigs like Newt Gingrich to stay with the next disease-ridden harlot they marry at a drive-in chapel in Vegas after a dozen or martinis.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:54:12 +0000

yah, language barrier, correct has another meaning here.

By: Esponja

Esponja — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:34:02 +0000

So, let me see if I get this right…a walking fridge can marry a walking traffic cone? Where’s the sanctity in that?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:33:26 +0000

You’re not any more clever than the first time you asked.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:00:32 +0000

You said it twice Rando.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:51:40 +0000

“Correct” punk rock?

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:42:04 +0000

No one is asking you to do so. No one asks straight people to marry someone of their same gender either.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:35:49 +0000

Ybot.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:06:27 +0000

Yes the only requirement for “proper” marriage is one person wearing a dress.

By: thi_avatar

thi_avatar — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:14:49 +0000

your mom has a sactity

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:33:32 +0000

Yes.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:31:24 +0000

Is your nickname an acronym for Ahmadinedjad?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:12:26 +0000

(Sorry, there are SO MANY things he’s a good example of that it’s hard to be sure.)

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:11:24 +0000

Of being born a poor black boy and growing up to be an extremely-eccentric rich white woman?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 14:10:17 +0000

Well, at the time the quote originated they would have burst out laughing if you had tried to correct them with “Native American.” Then they would have sent you to clean the outhouse.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:21:39 +0000

If they’re dead, who cares what their preferences were!

By: megan

megan — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:50:15 +0000

why don’t they have any arms? so only armless square and triangle people can marry? and apparently ones that cannot spell sanctity. yea idiots!

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:43:19 +0000

Dr Scott: Janet!
Janet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janet!
Janet: Brad!
Frankenfurter: Rocky!
Rocky: …!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:15:42 +0000

Then you just need some practice.
Here’s another fun one–if you want the evil-smiling demon…
: twisted : Just remove the spaces.
also–laughing smilie : lol :
–you can learn a lot of them by right-clicking on the smilie, and then scrolling down to ‘properties’.

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:06:02 +0000

I believe they prefer the term “native american.”

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:04:08 +0000

@MM
You’re an intolerant douche. That is all.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:00:45 +0000

No, that’s fine here. Also an excellent example.

By: name (required)

name (required) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:57:43 +0000

michael jackson??

(or is that still not allowed, cos hes dead.)

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:51:10 +0000

He’s being hounded by the press now. It’s….pretty ugly.

By: noname

noname — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:44:08 +0000

wtf???

what has eating maggots got to do with christianity?

By: noname

noname — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:39:50 +0000

lmao
good point

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:20:51 +0000

True. I was erroneously thinking of it as though the asker and askee were in a relationship, a la Chasing Amy.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:19:25 +0000

Is that something like the very old quote “The only good Indian is a dead Indian”?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:15:59 +0000

I was thinking more “incredibly awkward”.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:08:58 +0000

Primarily because that would be a good reason to get slapped into next week?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:57:27 +0000

There’s a liiiiiiiiiiiiight
Over at the Frankenstein Place
There’s a liii-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight
(Where’s Santa?!?)
Burning in the fireplace

By: brak

brak — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:27:03 +0000

Steve Martin was born a poor black child…and look at him now!
Do your research, dumbass.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:23:27 +0000

Nope. The warranty clearly states that there will be no refunds should you place the two together in the same pocket, even if you say it was an “accident”. Should they be discovered together the Pocket Politician will be unable to employ any plausible denial tactics in the “affair”. You’re going to have to rename your Pocket Politician as Pocketed Homosexual.

By: brak

brak — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:54:56 +0000

The cake is NOT a lie to the lizard!!! LOL!

By: brak

brak — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:52:21 +0000

OH BRAD! OH SH!T!

By: DickCheney

DickCheney — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:41:51 +0000

only good marriage beetween a rectangle and a triangle!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:18:56 +0000

I’m sorry, I accidentally put my Pocket Politician in the same pocket as my Pocket Homosexual, and they…..well, they seem to be up to something down there. Can I return them for a refund?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:11:33 +0000

No, that’s extra. And you have a very, very limited selection of Pocket Politicians that are available for sale to the same household as the Pocket Homosexual.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:57:12 +0000

Yeah…I’m guessing that doesn’t happen a whole lot! Lol…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:19:21 +0000

Does it come with the Pocket Politician?

By: wallFly

wallFly — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:40:22 +0000

oooh ramsey, hell’s kitchen guy! ok, yah it was the other dude, Zimmerman i guess.

By: MM

MM — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:36:14 +0000

You should be enjoying God instead. That’s way more important in the long run. But too many won’t realize it until it’s too late and then they’ll wish they’d accpted Christ when they had the chance.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:31:02 +0000

Yes. You are now married to that woman who was on the elevator with you this morning. She says to bring home a carton of milk.

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:56:33 +0000

So, let’s grant that the two figures are supposed to represent a man and a woman. So, man + woman = marriage, okay. Does that mean that any time a man and a woman meet, they should get married? I mean, it’s mathematical!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:23:53 +0000

No. It should be “…The most…”, otherwise you get “…They are the most…people are always too dumb…” which just isn’t English.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:20:06 +0000

A kid’s drawing of a house?

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:20:04 +0000

Yes, so luckily I didn’t say “exactly 90%” but “about 90%”, so that makes it an approximation rather than a statistic, hehe.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:12:33 +0000

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By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:11:11 +0000

I think there’s something a bit Monty Python about it…