Comments on: LEAD BY EXAMPLE

By: Eustace

Eustace — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:45:32 +0000

This was posted before.
FAIL

By: rich

rich — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:07:35 +0000

pretty sure this one was done already, and it said something similar.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:25:15 +0000

Holy crap, that’s Riverfront Park in Spokane, WA! Yay for Spokane P.D.?

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:46:08 +0000

Burning sensation != hot. ^_^

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:43:41 +0000

Meh. “Humpty-dumpty” still beats the hell out of “The Blown Ranger,” i.e. that New Jersey cop over on FAILblog.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:39:44 +0000

The other day, I saw two police cars running lights and sirens go through a few lights behind and then ahead of me. A couple of minutes later when I passed by the city hall / police dept, I saw them at the parking gate for the garage, with the occupants apparently talking about what they would do now that their shift was over.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:57:27 +0000

*respects diss alot* Don’t leave us diss. *huggles*

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:17:52 +0000

No diss, you’re well respected.. trust me on that one!

*hugs*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:58:51 +0000

You know, some days I wonder how the fvck I managed to willingly go into two fvcking lines of work that are both the target of people’s jokes, derision, and hate; either I’m just a fvcking idiot or I’m a masochist.

I think I’ll see you guys next week; that just about fvcking does it for me for one week.

By: MaMaQ of Philadelphia

MaMaQ of Philadelphia — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:32:53 +0000

um… Ew.

Honey, that ain’t cool. You pop a crackah cop in MY hood and it won’t jus be the crackah cops who hunt you down. It’d be a cop wit corn-rows that’d slap his partner’s cuffs on yo ass…
– an I’d be ri’ there cheerin him on, Honey.

Besides, these gents must surely be ‘Rental – Cops’… who are infamous for their illiteracy.

By: MaMaQ of Philadelphia

MaMaQ of Philadelphia — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:24:56 +0000

Well DUH…

White guys with Gov Jobs don’t need to follow Rules or Laws. Yeesh.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:06:07 +0000

The other day I heard some similar stories from a law student about “banana peel cases”. All of which involved actual banana peels. There were enough headdesk-worthy ones that my skull is still grateful there weren’t any desks handy.

By: Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire)

Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:02:16 +0000

What? She’s HOT!

By: brak

brak — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:36:37 +0000

I reformed my tort by doubling the apple content and adding extra cinnamon. Mmmmmmmmo bettah!

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:32:26 +0000

NO was built there b/c of it’s strategic location on the Mississippi. Something about that bend in the river making it easy to defend. IDK, that’s about the point where I feel asleep in LA Hist.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:56:22 +0000

I’m sure we’ll find out at the next election..

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:48:22 +0000

Micheal Jackson votes?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:46:23 +0000

Most of the the MIRTs (Mobile Infrared Transmitters) these days are infrared and coded. Well, in most metropolitan areas they are. Before they coded the transmitters you could get one on the web and hit green lights for miles.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:41:55 +0000

yes.. next?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:39:53 +0000

Either that or they are looking for truffles.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:36:46 +0000

That doesn’t excuse New Orleans. Or Shreveport, but that’s another gripe

By: Giant_Rubber_Duck_of_Doom

Giant_Rubber_Duck_of_Doom — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:36:10 +0000

Am I the only person who really wants this as a poster?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:35:27 +0000

So, I knocked off a bank, what did YOU do? Eh girly girl?

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:31:03 +0000

OMG! They finally perfected the donut plant!? I WANT ONE!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:30:56 +0000

I gather than a goodly part of what is below sea level in Louisiana wasn’t, originally. All of the levees on the Mississippi ended up decreasing the ground water, which caused the land to subside… Every action has an unexpected reaction for that sort of engineering!

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:26:45 +0000

Oh I know. It’s gross, too. I’m still not sure why whoever populated Louisiana decided that building on the half of the state that’s below sea level was a good idea. It’s right up there with building Houston on a swamp.

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:26:26 +0000

LOL what an idiot. I can just imagine that conversation in holding.

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:24:58 +0000

We don’t have too many mausoleums where I live, but I think somehow they manage to vote in spite of actually being 6 feet under (and usually encased in cement to prevent them from “revisiting” after the first decent rain storm. Don’t laugh, it really does happen… *shudders*).

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:20:33 +0000

Thinking back, I think he used it at one of those lights with the camera. It got his tag.

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:17:39 +0000

Probably didn’t pay attention and used it in front of a cop.

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:16:23 +0000

Not a very fool proof method. What if you wound up having flashbacks of it for the rest of your life?

Hm… Where’s my lighter and my tunes? I think I need to hear some Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:13:12 +0000

They said this was infrared. And that it pulsed a code. They were legit, just stolen. I don’t remember what he did to get caught.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:09:29 +0000

Most of our lights have little flicker things that react to a particular flasher on the emergency vehicle. If you can figure out the frequency of flickering your headlights, you can make the lights change. But it’s difficult to do, and makes you look all suspicious. It’s better to do that sort of thing late at night when there is no one else around

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:08:35 +0000

The flower beds were hiding the donuts.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:07:01 +0000

And highly illegal. A local guy got busted with one, and that he was swiping them off of Paramedic vehicles and selling them. I don’t remember all the details, but the time was serious.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:06:17 +0000

I’m just glad it’s a little less dirty than it was before, lol. At least the dead aren’t voting quite as often as they used to. Damn above ground mausoleums. Makes it too easy for the undead to rise and vote.

By: Mina

Mina — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:03:45 +0000

I heard a rumor that there’s some way to electronically track who’s using them and when, but that’s just a rumor. I personally prefer to think of it as “business as usual in Louisiana.” We like our rice and our government workers dirty.

How you interpret the word “dirty” is entirely up to you.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:28:57 +0000

Damn. *stops typing*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:11:54 +0000

Yeah, and I was thinking on the drive home that it is possible (hell, it happens every day) to get money out of a totally frivolous claim; but that’s generally via settlement for what’s termed “nuisance damages”; in other words, “take some money and go away, because it would cost more to go to trial.” Unfortunately, I don’t think there’s much that tort reform can really DO about that aspect.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:00:56 +0000

How big is the town you live in? Sounds like some towns in New Mexico that I know of.

By: yep

yep — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:58:20 +0000

One flashed his lights and siren at me once just to get my butt out of the crosswalk so he could turn left a full 2 seconds sooner.

By: FamilySly

FamilySly — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:57:59 +0000

Meh … petty dollhead. I had my heart set on a sheet of high power blotter acid, maybe some mescaline. You know, Gonzo.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:53:45 +0000

But, I think he needed them after seeing that lol of Nancy Grace? I know it made me want to drop acid just to get the image out of my head!

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:52:13 +0000

Oh man, I thought for sure you were about to give up my best bud Guido!

By: Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire)

Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:43:48 +0000

Nah, but I know someone, who knows someone — his name is Rush, he talks alot, but he gets good drugs.

By: FamilySly

FamilySly — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:41:50 +0000

*shifty eyes*
u holdin?

By: Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire)

Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:37:48 +0000

pssst, Hey man, want some GOOD stuff?

By: FamilySly

FamilySly — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:36:04 +0000

Oh I know the difference between urban legend and legitimate litigation. And I’m not thinking solely of man vs. corporate monster either (in most cases) when I mention tort; I’m just irritated by the general misuse of the justice system for people to either avoid having to hold down a job or to air out petty grievances. You know, “My neighbor painted his house bright pink and now I get headaches all the time from looking at it ::whine:: … I want compensation!” Blech …

By: Rando the Evil Villain

Rando the Evil Villain — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:31:21 +0000

It’s a fvcking wall. And I don’t see anything saying not sitting on it is a law or city ordinance or something. It’s just a sign saying not to do it. Big deal. I’m so sick of the preachy LOLs, and they’re really having to stretch for them lately too. Where’s the good stuff??

By: Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire)

Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinaire) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:28:26 +0000

POW, POW!