
FINDING WALDO
Somebody put a f*cking GPS chip in this guy already, because this is getting annoying.
(Barack Obama at his Inauguration)
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He just left Copenhagen – at least so i heard.
No Olympics for Chicago…
EPIC FAIL!
Bush’s fault.
Olympics in Rio! Woot!
Good. We just recently had both the summer and winter games. I’m glad it went to a different country.
I remember going to the big party when they announced that the winter olympics will be here in Vancouver, and the clip they showed on the news that night was someone at that party saying “This will make it really tough for Toronto to get the olympics in 2012″. I think North America has been holding the olympics much too frequently.
I’ll try to trigger the dictionary response comment by typing : FIRST!
failure
–noun
1. an act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful; lack of success: His effort ended in failure. The campaign was a failure.
2. nonperformance of something due, required, or expected: a failure to do what one has promised; a failure to appear.
3. a subnormal quantity or quality; an insufficiency: the failure of crops.
4. deterioration or decay, esp. of vigor, strength, etc.: The failure of her health made retirement necessary.
5. a condition of being bankrupt by reason of insolvency.
6. a becoming insolvent or bankrupt: the failure of a bank.
7. a person or thing that proves unsuccessful: He is a failure in his career. The cake is a failure.
Also: Yes, “The cake is a failure” is part of the actual definition supplied. [linked]
But….that’s just wrong. It’s a lie, not a failure.
Well, it is a failure if you suck at baking.
It would also be a failure if the cake was poisoned and nobody was killed.
So it would be an instance where a little lie never hurt anyone?
Also a failure if someone left it out in the rain and wrote a song about it.
Depends on how long it took to bake it.
And I’ll never have that recipe again.
One of the worst songs ever and now it’s stuck in my head. Thanks guys!
Just subsitute Weird Al’s “Jurassic Park” and you’ll be good.
“…and someone left the fence off in the raaaaaaaain”
yep, it’s a better version. which doesn’t say much for the original.
You say Weird Al and my mind instantly goes to “Couch Potato”. I don’t know why.
have you seen the video for “Don’t Download This Song”?
It’s on You-Tube – hilarious
(insert string of random letters that mean “funny” in ICHC)
Still my favorite Weird Al tune is “Trapped in the Drive-Thrue” mainly cause I hated “Trapped in the closet” and it just goes to show you that anyone can make an 11 minute song about.. ANYTHING…
Sometimes it’s both. Sad, sad little cake.
Yippie! It worked even though I wasn’t actually first!
Sic child support, the IRS, or some Jehovah’s Witnesses on him already. They’d get him.
Eh, I left and never looked back. They can’t catch a cold.
Waldo isn’t a Democrat. He’s not there.
I agree… I wouldn’t have wanted to be there either! (no hate mail please)
No, wait! I see him! He’s right next to that other guy!
That’s close to that one person!
You know… the guy with the shirt!
You’d think there’d be a lot less black for such a “joyous” occasion.
Racist!!!!!!111!
I think it is due to the fact that it was very cold out if I recall correctly and most people have dark jackets….just sayin…and Failbama STFU
my winter coat is pink tweed. but i’m weird.
You’re my kind of weird, baby!
well duh…
I like Peanut Butter WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT ABOUT!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!
chill out. he’s referring to the fact that people were WEARING black. when i’m in a good mood and i’m celebrating i tend to wear bright colors. that’s all he meant.
if you get butthurt and scream racism EVERY time someone uses the word black, you are hindering racial relations.
Hear Hear!
You said BLACK! You hate black people! GET HER!!!!
*being a troll*
BUT I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS! i can’t be racist! my mother’s brother’s youngest cousin’s college roommate’s sister’s husband is black, so clearly i can’t be racist! rando is just a welfare king with 17 children all from different mothers who drives a hummer with rims. that’s why he’s so touchy about black people. he sells drugs too. but, i’m not racist… all black people do that.
i don’t like people like that. but i also don’t like people like the one who got my mom 3 days off of work for “insensitive racial comments”.
mom had been doing lots of swimming and had her swim stuff with her at the office. a coworker (black) came up to her and asked where she swam after work. mom told her then asked if she swims. coworker said yes. mom said “in my experience most black people don’t know how to swim”. apparently that was a racist comment and mom got 3 days unpaid and sent to a “racial sensitivity training”.
for clarification: the high school i went to had a great swim team. we won states (mens and womens) 18 times in 20 years. in the entire 7 years my brother and i were in high school (1 year of overlap) there was 1 black person on the teams.
See, though, sometimes those kinds of observations are better left unsaid. Not too many people like to be stereotyped.
Thanks Original. I did mean black clothing. It’s sad I have to clarify that, and tells you where our society really is. If people’s first reaction was that I said something racist, perhaps they should see that almost everyone in the picture is wearing black. I would have thought that since this was such a historic grand moment people would have worn brighter colors. I’ve been to burlington coat factory and they do have brightly colored winter jackets.
Good point ILPB. I know every time I want to celebrate something during the winter months, I run out and buy a brightly colored jacket.
Say…I recognize that pink splash avatar. You’ve changed your name! YOU were my troll! Hey everybody! It’s my troll! I’ve missed you, little buddy!
Oh, never mind. MY troll had an orange avatar JUST like that. Here. Have a cookie.
What I wanna know is: WHY THE HECK IS HE CALLED WALLY HERE IN ENGLAND AND WALDO IN THE USA? IT’S CONFUSING!
It’s a conpiracy to confuse you. Here’s your foil beenie.
A conspiracy, too!
Conpiracy on the high seas conpiracy on the high seas
Life and death are reality
When you, you sail on my ship
No pissy comment from suicide_blonde? Did he/she finally kill his/herself or is he/she still in the hospital unable to access the internet after another failed suicide attempt?
you again?
i’m sure SB will be pleased to know that you’ve started talking crap about her in threads where she’s not even present.
SB always does enjoy a good stalker, as do I. It lets us know we’re doing our jobs.
huh, what??? i didn’t do nuffin…
*shifts eyes left*
*shifts eyes right*
*runs away*
I hooked a stalker once. Apparently I didn’t do something right, cause he slipped the hook. *sigh*
Don’t worry, Ivan, keep doing what you do, and you’re sure to hook another one (especially with the new avatar).
That’s the point, brother.
Yeah, I had a hunch. LOL
you don’t need a stalker… you’ve got me. *snuggles with ivan*
i’m better than a stalker troll, right? cuter too, right?
Abso-freaking-lutely! *is snuggled*
Says so in my book too!
Boobies reference FTW!
Yea Boobies!
*magically appears*
Did someone say boobies?
follow your nose.
Back! Back I say! These boobies are spoken for. And nommed for. Just sayin’.
Following my nose gets me a slap to the face.
Well thank God I don’t have one. I have a hard enough time keeping the trolls we do have off the lawn!
Ortho has a new Troll-B-Gon spray I’ve been meaning to get for you. Guarantees no trolls or their eggs for 6 months.
Ooooooh, is it expensive?
On the other hand, Shorty, Jane, and Charro have been kicking ass on keeping the lawn neat and tidy!
Sorry, Shorty.. but you have to admit that there was a certain level of satisfaction at hearing that squish.
hey guys, just haveing a family reunion over here and OMG!! YOU SMOOSH BITTER TROLLS BITTER FAMILY!!
All I can say is you should have given them name tags.. sorry about the mess though, someone should be around shortly to clean it up.
i hope it’s got a vaccine that we can give to bitter though. we don’t want to banish him for 6 months…
We’ll just spray around him on a non-windy day. He’ll be fine.
naw, just send him over my way for some sparkly fairie sprinkles – they’ll act as tinfoil armor and keep him safe ;>
*insert pissy comment here*
They’re not really there! It’s all Racist Astroturfing Rednecks! Elebendy million!!!!!!!!!!
Awwhh, does some one have a bad case of the feign indignations?
Worst. Troll. Ever.
I thought it was *horrid*. /simon cowell
(Unable to come up with any good comments, the trolls open their ” Junior High Comebacks ” book)
(Unable to present anything of value to anyone else, the troll resorts to calling everyone else around him “trolls”)
” Fvcktard! Troll! How dare you mock His Holiness! Obama Akbar!”
Yeah…hey, I’m gonna need you to fu(k off and die…thanks…oh, and I need that stapler.
Yeah, we’ll need those TPS reports between you fvcking off and dying too. And if you could come in on Saturday to do that, yeah, that’d be great.
Obama Akbar?! IT’S A TRAP!!!!!
Care troll swears more than we do.
Personally, I doubt you are a Johovah’s Witness as you can’t even spell Jehovah correctly. Secondly, are you just trolling? I ask because Lefty’s comment was in no way racist towards Jehovah’s Witnesses. And thirdly, if you truly are a Witness, are you a good representative swearing like that?
I didn’t even know Jehovah’s Witness was a race!
Uh, and that too!
I agree with this Lowjacking Waldo initiative. *poofs*