Comments on: AND THE DARWIN AWARD GOES TO

By: MMAKansas

MMAKansas — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:03:43 +0000

So this is where all of the liberal hell bound idiots go to share their idealism and make fun of people that have gone further and done more than they ever will in their pathetic Whole Foods, bicycle riding, hybrid lives.. wow..

By: Rubby

Rubby — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:22:06 +0000

You guys just CRACK me up…I love obsessive-compulsive punification.

By: cheap holidays to Egypt

cheap holidays to Egypt — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:31:59 +0000

it’s funny that you assume it’s even an explosive. This entire post is retarded. Darwin Award goes to the idiot that assumes too much and made this.

By: cheap holidays to Egypt

cheap holidays to Egypt — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:21:17 +0000

Technically you get an Honourable Mention for for spectacular stupidity that should have resulted in death and didn’t (and possibly for death after reproduction, but I can’t think of a case off-hand).

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:51:36 +0000

And I’m a “My glass is 100% over-engineered for its current contents”.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:46:22 +0000

I’m neither “glass half full” or “glass half empty”, I’m more of a “OI!!! My bloody glass is nearly empty. Someone get me a drink”

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:37:42 +0000

You mean like Belgium? Seriously, the place I’ve heard of most people being killed by attempting to get salvage from UX ordnance is Belgians trying to strip drive bands off WW1 shells.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:31:13 +0000

I’d hammer out love between,
My brother and my sister,
Awawall over this land!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:00:51 +0000

Well this conversation has just blown up in somebody’s face.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:09:55 +0000

Know what you mean….I think we’re jointly addicted.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:06:22 +0000

No baby, I think you’re dynamite!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:18:29 +0000

“Hey! Lookie what I can do!”

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:49:59 +0000

Lucky! It doesn’t seem to matter if I’m at a cheapo place or a nice high-end hotel, my experiences with ice machines are uniformly depressing. It usually either involves an “out of order” sign or the experience of pushing the button, creating loud, protracted mechanical sounds and, if I’m lucky, enough ice to make a little layer in the bottom of the ice bucket. I may just be an ice-machine jinx or something, though.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:37:41 +0000

A DA is awarded for “removing yourself from the gene pool in a spectacularly stupid and funny way”. Living Darwins are rare but do happen (normally involving involuntary castration).

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:32:40 +0000

Yes, ok well enough that we could fill the tub with a mixture of (full) beer cans and ice anyway.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:18:35 +0000

I had a great-great uncle whose last words were a rendition of “Is this the way to Amarillo?”
Apparently he was joking with a nurse while dying of bronchitis.
They played the song at his funeral too…

By: AC

AC — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:15:14 +0000

Why does everyone know that story?
…. And the one about the crazy guy sitting on top of the woman’s car and eating her fiance.
Urban Legends are funny things…

By: AC

AC — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:10:55 +0000

Soooooo glad I missed all that.
Considering changing my own name actually…. AC is so boring…

By: pcflamingo

pcflamingo — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 05:07:07 +0000

OK, when I first read that I thought you were saying your sense of humor was pinned to your nipple.

By: randman83

randman83 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:35:40 +0000

Ahem, let us not forget Newton’s 4th law of motion “an object not in a proper functioning state may be restored to such a state through the utilization of such objects as bailing wire, duct tape, hammers and season 1 of Macgyver.”

Come on, dude, it’s physics.

By: randman83

randman83 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:24:15 +0000

word

By: Suspence

Suspence — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:16:10 +0000

It’s the helmet, of course.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:58:51 +0000

This numbskull’s a dying breed – he belongs in thoracic park.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:54:44 +0000

Are you detonating that I have an explosive temper?

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:01:09 +0000

He was awfully sternum about it.

By: TheFrenchOne

TheFrenchOne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:00:17 +0000

“Sacrum Bleu!!!”

By: ElbieSee

ElbieSee — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:58:20 +0000

I’ll bite your legs off!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:35:19 +0000

*pittypat tries to work and not join the punrun*
(ossify had any control whatsoever)

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:53:51 +0000

a what? no…dont be silly, now fetch me a luggage carry person with one of those rolling bronze luggage things

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:48:00 +0000

Will you be needing a bellcaptain for your luggage, sir?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:46:25 +0000

Not to mention, I doubt that those farming for metal have new-looking protective vests available for their use.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:44:30 +0000

ok ok…sorry folks viking gal MURDERED the joke…pack it up and go home

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:43:56 +0000

He shouldn’t have been so pisiform!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:42:03 +0000

“Betcha you can’t do that!” “Oh, yes I certainly can!!” *boom*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:40:59 +0000

Ewwww! Now I have no appetite for dinner… Blech!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:39:39 +0000

If they took both kidneys, you wouldn’t be posting anymore.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:37:04 +0000

Ow!

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:33:10 +0000

Very true. However, it takes a special kind of stupid to hit said unexploded bomb with a hammer. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I doubt that is part of the gathering procedure.

By: brak

brak — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:23:18 +0000

*brak decides not to take the low road and not even MENTION the obvious,”He sure pulled a boner that time” cheap one.*

*looks down*

DAMN!!!!!

By: brak

brak — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:18:05 +0000

Ahh….I expected to take a ribbing for that one.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:07:13 +0000

ya but full george taki’s urine

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:03:06 +0000

I’m surprised that someone hasn’t said they have a bone to pick with your attitude.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:01:53 +0000

but till then lets stick bottle rockets in his crack and light them off….upside down-grins-

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:59:08 +0000

We always knew you were a ‘glass half full’ type of person!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:48:09 +0000

*looks at brak sternumly*

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:44:46 +0000

But he doesn’t need to be a coccyx about it.

By: brak

brak — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:43:32 +0000

Ulna(t) be taking part in this run.
*looks down*

DAMN!!

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:37:31 +0000

It is worth noting that these kind of Darwins may be removed from contention from Darwin awards. Many adults and childeren are hurt or killed farming for metal so they can actually eat and survive. Things like that are all too common in very poor countires where unexploded bombs are like gold.

By: brak

brak — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:34:54 +0000

“These blockbuster bombs don’t go off unless you hit them juuuuuuuuust right.”

By: brak

brak — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:32:54 +0000

Gesundheit!