Comments on: And there, Your Holiness

By: T24G

T24G — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:30:21 +0000

WIN!

By: Dunk

Dunk — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 03:08:56 +0000

Incorrect. The correct post is as follows:

“First, thou shalt pull out the holy pin.”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:03:48 +0000

TheOne-
Keep that up, I may have to propose, or something!
*wildapplause*

By: Mrs.Sippi

Mrs.Sippi — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:40:21 +0000

There, it moved. No it didn’t, you pushed it.

hilarious

By: san

san — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:29:17 +0000

veeery nice…

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:27:43 +0000

gorilla glue for the evolutionists

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:52:07 +0000

nah, bejebuz would have flown virgin atlantic and used virgin air as his cell phone co

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:35:31 +0000

You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:16:18 +0000

Oops, it was full of holes… right were the good parts were…

By: EWAdams

EWAdams — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:35:27 +0000

One sentence: the pope isn’t Jesus, so the comparison is a total non sequitur.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:15:16 +0000

Ask the pie. The pie knows. The pie always knows.

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:53:19 +0000

Nice!!

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:44:59 +0000

Nah, they just gave it cool communist names, like Lenin Meringue, or Karl-amel Marx.
(See, we liberals can joke about it too. )

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:38:10 +0000

Damn CEO’s!!

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:37:42 +0000

…and they changed the name to “The Peoples Frozen Treat”. It’s now soy based and sugar free!

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:13:56 +0000

…who spent the money on a long ass vacation.

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:05:45 +0000

…they just bailed out Ben and Jerry’s.

By: mmm,mmm,mmm

mmm,mmm,mmm — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:04:34 +0000

You forgot to add, you MUST buy at least one carton a week by law. But don’t worry, if you can’t afford it, the government will buy it for you.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:47:23 +0000

Can you cite this please?

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:46:47 +0000

If you mix a Sex on the Beach with a Jesus Tied with String you actually start the apocalypse. Just to warn you.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:44:30 +0000

Oh good. I just spent $5 trillion on ice cream, so I can’t afford the cool h-whip.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:42:58 +0000

For real. The pope is easy to mock because of he dresses and he’s the leader of the entire Roman Catholic Church. Atheists are just everyday people who usually don’t wear big “leader of the atheists” outfits.

By: vervain

vervain — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:09:36 +0000

How does one make fun of an atheist, exactly? I mean, you can’t mock them for their deeply held personal beliefs, now can you?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:40:20 +0000

The bit about taking St Therese’s remains on a World Tour in a gilded (or possibly gold) box certainly is; not so sure about the other half being launched into space.

By: Roxie

Roxie — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:20:38 +0000

for real? that sounds like a Dan Brown novel.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:56:28 +0000

I like the way they celebrate the humble and simple life of St Therese by taking half of her remains on a tour of the most opulent buildings in the world in a golden tresure chest and putting the other half in a rocket ship and blasting them into space.

By: CandleJack

CandleJack — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:44:38 +0000

Is ther really a grenade in there?! You tit! I soiled my robes I was so scared!

By: Brainless

Brainless — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:28:04 +0000

The cake is a lie.

By: charro

charro — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:43:44 +0000

I’m missing some special k but I don’t think that’s his problem.

By: charro

charro — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:39:36 +0000

Chinese fire drill!

By: charro

charro — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:37:46 +0000

Yeah! And maybe Durraman’s donkey could fly!!

By: charro

charro — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:33:52 +0000

I brought the cool h-whip!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:11:12 +0000

I’m serious, I can’t stop giggling when i read this!

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:01:19 +0000

Did you know if you have a Sex on the Beach after a Pope on a Donkey you’ll go to hell?

By: maddok

maddok — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:32:47 +0000

Barkeep, I’ll have a Pope on a Donkey, Jesus Tied with String, and a Flummoxed Rabbi with Rooster.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:02:46 +0000

everyone liked clerks 2

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 02:01:06 +0000

What, Jesus didn’t like Clerks 2?

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:55:06 +0000

HA! I was thinking the same thing before I got down this far! *fist bumps froo*

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:52:09 +0000

This is an ex-parrot!!!

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:47:49 +0000

Sounds good. I’ll take 5.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:55:19 +0000

“Pope on a donkey.”

It sounds like some kind of weird alcoholic beverage.

And now I’m giggling uncontrollably. Damn you, Diss!!

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:47:31 +0000

*takes a bow*

One of my favorite movies

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:41:16 +0000

I think the Roman Catholic and the Russian Orthodox churches win the ‘bling’ competition among all of the religious varieties in this world. Although some of the Hindu festivals do have nice color. And of course the Vatican would be the major ‘win’ for having its own art museums, the popemobile and other fun items.
Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens are trying, but it is hard to bring oneself up to competing as a good broad humor target!

By: TheOne

TheOne — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:17:54 +0000

I’ll try.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:15:13 +0000

I would note that the “bling” associated with being Pope, especially in combination with the fact that the current Pope is…a little scary looking, seems to create a lot of lol-opportunities; doesn’t necessarily indicate a dislike of Catholicism.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:13:36 +0000

If you make one and it is funny, I’ll bet it gets voted for, too. We like the funny. Not so fond of the snarky, though.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:10:51 +0000

If you’re so desperate to see one of those why don’t you make it? But I guess you find it easier to complain rather than take action about things that bother you on this site.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:08:12 +0000

No, no. It IS the rabbit!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:07:32 +0000

If you want to permanently fix something, you should use epoxy. Or maybe silver solder. And if temporary and lacking in duct tape, then fiberglass reenforced tape will do.
–the word according to engineers, as interpreted by my father.
Thanks be to kluge!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:01:44 +0000

On a second reading, I hereby award TheOne internet, IceCream-maker edition. Freon not included.