Comments on: Oddly-dressed, poorly-groomed, ranting from little bits of paper

By: Tired

Tired — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:54:29 +0000

OK i read every single comment…

Now! where’s my cookie?

I WAS TOLDS THERE WOULD BE COOKIES AT THE END!!!!

By: nothing667

nothing667 — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:53:15 +0000

Indeed, How dare this man not dress in Anglo-Saxon Western Attire and speak in our language? He must kowtow at all times to superior white-culture. =/

By: Mario

Mario — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:19:07 +0000

ragge man

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:13:47 +0000

I’ve actually got the Bob Marley cover of that!!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:08:13 +0000

Mr Truth is probably right on that one. Most Hotels like to give an impression to their guests (whether they’re there for business or not.) However the tradtional image that everyone seems to have of Scotland is that everyone wears kilts and sound like they’ve swallowed a copy of Oor Wullie and The Broons – “Ochone Ochone, yer faithers drapped to the flair. Och and the Meensters coming for tea too.” Also look at all those stupid TV Quizzes made in England where they make the Scottish contestants dress up in a Kilt on many occassions. (If that was me I’d tell them to **** off, a. I’m against the wearing of Kilts just to live up to someones image of Scotland, b. I’m actually English (was born in Oxford) and c. With my legs I’m likely to scare off animals and small children )

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:02:11 +0000

Oh you can’t be serious. That’s pathetic even for you.

By: The Truth

The Truth — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:56:48 +0000

And that’s because their company wants to give people the typical “Tartan” Kilt Wearing Brigadoon type impression about Scotland. When in reality Scots wear jeans and trousers like anyone else (and don’t get me going about those stupid non tartan kilts, i.e. those pin stripe things or patterned “kilts”. They’re NOT Kilts they’re souped up dresses.

By: Yvette

Yvette — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:43:31 +0000

Yea, shame on him for being born with curly hair, and wearing traditional garb from his culture. What a lunatic.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:18:20 +0000

Make that “very rarely”; I’ve seen a few hotel managers (local “business hotels”, not “tourist hotels”) wear the kilt as a matter of course.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:13:14 +0000

Thankfully, someone over on Engrish gave me a Santana cover of Hotel California, with Salma Hayek on lead vocals, for an earworm yesterday.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:01:20 +0000

Or for us wimmen who just think our men look good in looser clothes with more Easy Access and more or less force them to go for some “workman kilt” or similar.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:58:02 +0000

Same thing with Kilts. You never see normal Scots wearing Kilts in everyday life. They are used for either football supporters, weddings or by English people who believe that is what Scots wear everyday.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:38:06 +0000

Speak like Yoda he is, yes. Hmmmm!!

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:34:46 +0000

He’s only not reading from a Teleprompter because he can’t afford one

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:28:10 +0000

You think that’s bad to have “You are 16″ going through you’re head. In the past I have had “Jingle Bells” (and this was not even during Christmas!!), “The Windmills of Your Mind”, “Bob The Builder”, “Lollipop”, and currently I’ve got “Anything Goes” going through my head.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:46:44 +0000

Well… Yeah, they essentially do. And Libya m0ost likely don’t have nukes, so his red button is just a “woohoo, we can put some pock marks on their carrier” kind of button. Which, as far as these things go, is pretty meh.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:42:49 +0000

Better, as far as captions go.

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 03:38:52 +0000

He’s a bit…pale to be a Kenyan, don’t you think fu(kweasel?

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:32:08 +0000

Misuse of-hyphens. I think I-spelled that wrong. Who is-the guy in the-photo?

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:29:31 +0000

Okay, that’s the only successful stuck-in-your-head so far for me. And yet, it’s the WORST one…

Excuse me, I’m going to go get a gun with two bullets. One for you, and one for me.

By: wallFly

wallFly — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:10:43 +0000

actually… last bunch of pictures i’ve seen (ok damn near all photos) of korean leaders (excluding kim jung il), chinese leaders and japanese leaders have had them all wearing suits and ties, if not a military uniform. the only ones who wear anything different typically seem to be religious leaders.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:13:32 +0000

I suspect that I’m happy that I don’t know this song. And I’m not clicking on any links, Capt., so don’t. Even. Try. to make me listen to it.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:09:18 +0000

i hate you.

By: brak

brak — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:58:36 +0000

Socialist coconuts! Why does bitter hate freedom?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:47:39 +0000

*tosses grenade*
Yeaaaah! It’s a party in the USA!
*laughs evilly*
Now I have infected you ALL with the evil Cyrus mind control!!!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:44:44 +0000

*flicks office light on and off 43 times, and avoids cracks in tiles while walking to the coffee machine*
I am NOT OCD!!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:54:21 +0000

Because I’ve been mining for a heart of gold?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:52:36 +0000

Some as big as your head?

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:48:30 +0000

Why would you do that? WHY?

By: dhydar

dhydar — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:42:32 +0000

Stop making fun of Obama’s Dad.

By: odumbaday

odumbaday — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:19:40 +0000

Yeah, his son is an idiot too.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:11:49 +0000

I prefer the big coconuts myself. Heh.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:09:20 +0000

There they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, …..

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:55:31 +0000

Almost everyone wears those formal embroidered short-sleeve shirts in Indonesia. So that they don’t melt into icky puddles of sweat!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:54:23 +0000

Piiiiiiow! She dropped a bomb on me, baby!
*cue funkadelic backup singers*

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:16:57 +0000

-takes his coconuts and redistrubits them to the poor-

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:12:59 +0000

*drops the bomb*
Someone left a cake out in the rain.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:12:16 +0000

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:10:50 +0000

My army of undead orange bison and me bet that my dementia is pronounced than your narcissism. Let me just use my amazing mind control to change how you feel.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:08:36 +0000

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts….

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:08:16 +0000

I’ve got bad news, mmm. The world is filled with Nancy Pelosis.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:07:09 +0000

Mark David Chapman
James Earl Ray

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:06:12 +0000

The United States of what?
Did I miss something? I’m not up on my Gaddafi crazy.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:02:33 +0000

2012? Isn’t the disaster movie that’s based on what will happen if Sarah Palin runs for president? /trolling
*ninja vanish*

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:00:52 +0000

No. Do, or do not. There is no try.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:00:27 +0000

Fair enough, but he still looks ridiculous.

By: Artificial

Artificial — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:56:45 +0000

Point being… Why should everyone dress “like a typical Western business suit”? We don’t change our clothes when we go to foreign countries, so why should they?

By: Mina

Mina — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:28:41 +0000

I’d be more impressed if they were letters FROM God.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:52:16 +0000

…or Joe Morton (Myles from Terminator 2)…

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:44:06 +0000

I hear he’ll be played by Will Smith in 2012.