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Extreme “Where’s Waldo”
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Found him!
Extreme “Where’s Waldo”
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Blackadder75 via Advanced Lol Builder
At least in the books there is a lot of people and you know Waldo is supposed to be amongst them. Having nearly unlimited surface with no one visable people at all makes for an intimidating search indeed.
This is from the book “Where’s Increasingly Anti-Social and Withdrawn Waldo?” — not one of their biggest sellers.
Apparently “Where’s Waldo?–Al Queda version” was used extensively to train soldiers to find terrorists in Afghanistan.
Oh, it gets even more depressing by the end of the book.
Daaaaaaamn. Now that’s a hard Where’s Waldo picture.
*crowns diss as the finding Waldo queen*
Congrats!!! What’s that fcuker hiding from anyways? Child support?
What are they going to do to poor Waldo when they find him?
If those guns are any indication, its no wonder Waldo is hiding.
What are the charges agains Waldo, and what court laid them, and what is its jurisdiction?
He’s a known trouble-maker.
He works for Hasbro games?
My cousin is a known Hungry Hungry Hippos maker…
Well, as we all know, Milton Bradley has repeatedly violated several antitrust laws with its continued Monopoly.
Well, that’s just the game of Life.
I’m Sorry, but you don’t have a Clue.
That’s just the Risk you have to take.
if you guys dont stop this pun game, you’ll be in trouble
Sorry!
thats it, just make uno more, just UNO more!
They’re on a secret Operation!
BT’s gonna Rock’em Sock’em, Cowboy!
Can they Connect Four blows to the jaw in a row?
that seems a real Trivia(l) Pursuit, if you ask me…
I find myself trying to Scrabble to find another pun.
oh bitter troll could beat them, but it would be a trival pursuit
Yahtzee ya later!
I’m boggled…. yeah..
bitter troll will beat you all with his wiffle bat!
when? its a mystery date!
Oh Chutes, it’s Ladder than I thought – look at the time!
That’s how things go in The Game of Life.
Hey you come back here dagammon!!
Us armed religious and votin Americans do not find this heath commie lib attack on our fightin boys funny one bit. Watch out, cause we is prayin hard for the big one.
Did Waldo join Al-Quaeda?
He can’t he’s not wearing the right headgear…
huh huh, huh huh, you said headgear. /butthead
His real name is Where’s Hussain Waldo.
Well, as we all know, anyone with the middle name Hussein is nothing short of a dirty, filthy Muslim…oh wait…
Darn… spelled it wrong! *I knew I shouldn’t have kept showing up late for the Muslin class I was taking.*
Pfft. What’s wrong with you? I bet you’d misspell Berock O’Bama too.
Overslept, what can I say was up late with Acorn.
Well, staying up late is your Wright, you know.
youtube.com/watch?v=k17GanJvm6A
Why did I look?
Just beCause.
What’s a heath commie?
Hard on the outside with a soft toffee center…
mmmmmmmmmmmmm. *drool*
Hmmm. Heath bar crunch ice cream! *passes into an ice cream dream*
Now I’m hungry again, and I just ate dinner too!
You’re trollin’, right?
I mean, seriously, seriously?
She’s being a smart ass, making fun of an armed, religious voting American from a couple LOLs back who got all butthurt about a silly joke about some navy guys in colored shirts. And she’s doing a fine job of it too!
Oh whoops, didn’t see the response down below. Disregard me.
-hugs rando- we will always disregard you <3
I know, bitter. I know…hands off the ass, dude.
but bitter troll was going to paint a face on it, wiggle the cheeks and make it talk!
Oh. Well that’s okay then.
Heath Ledger wasn’t a commie. I love him and his dead decomposing body.
what?-jealous troll- will kill him and his dead decomposeing body!
No don’t be jealous my love. I don’t love him more than you.
Let’s put a smile on that face!
You’re trollin’, right?
I mean, seriously, seriously?
Nesting error – please disregard.
If by “trollin” you mean mocking the deranged religious fanatic who actually goes by the moniker, and I kid you not: ‘Armed, religious and voting American’, well yes I am trollin
Now tonight he’ll be praying for the asteroid to take you out specifically, Sara!
The asteroid is armed with a sniper rifle, and will pick off specifically anyone who isn’t fervently patriotic, Christian, or pro-gun.
Then the asteroid will just destroy the rest of the world because you were on it and didn’t have the sense to buy one of those bumper stickers saying, “Car may be empty in case of Rapture.”
ZOMG! I didn’t know that buying the bumper sticker was the key to rapture! Oh noes!!!!
those rapture people drive around, knowing at any time their car could suddenly be empty, while drive 90 down the freeway? filled with people still on it?
THE RAPTURE PEOPLE HAVE NO VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE!
It’s OK, their only NRPs.
what if the rapture person’s non-empty car drives straight into a orphanage filled with poor jewish kids, or worse the parents are raptured but the kids in the back seat are not cause they stole candy?
Jews are automatically excluded from the Rapture on account of they don’t believe that Jesus Christ in the savior, m’kay. So rest assured, all the Jewish kids will be burning in a blazing ball of hell fire with their moms and dads.
so…the rapture people want to kill the jews?
Yes.
the rapture people are so evil
Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheist, pretty much all of them. And at the very end, Jesus himself comes back and torches them all with a flamethrower.
new action movie star is jebus?
With product tie-ins. Jesus action figures! (which exist btw)
“Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Atheist, pretty much all of them.”
And them thar bad christians wot don’t say “sorry” like they really mean it too, I reckon.
Oh of course, Danbala. Fake Christians get flame-broiled by Jesus too. The rapture is srs bizniss.
In their FACE!
*does another bad Homer impression*
Hey if you have an extra yield sign that says “Rapture on Board!” does that grandfather your kids? What about the rest of the daycare pool, are they covered?
OMG, even the rapture has freaking loopholes. You’d think they’d look out for that kind of thing.
ok lets try this one, conjointed twins…the ones glued to each other…what if one is raptured and the other one not? gads what if they share a liver?
What if you suddenly see the light right after the rapture? Is there a late entry possibility?
There’s no sharing in rapture AND definately no pass-ins.
Yeah, once the rapture has begun it’s too late to “see the light”. The flight attendants have secured the doors, no gettin in after that.
AND NO SMOKIN”… Put that BUTT away!, well, unless…
So it’s basically cosmic EZ Pass, right?
Jewish kids don’t count, since their clock hasn’t started yet, they have a built in delay, right now it 2K years and counting. The kids who stole are just ROL — rapture out of luck
Wait…what?
Same God, just that their main man hasn’t come yet, so they get catch time — right now it’s a little over 2K years.
Yes, I know what you meant for part of the post. I’m just completely confused by:
“they get catch time — right now it’s a little over 2K years.”
OOPS — zombies ate my brain — Ketchup time.
Not trying to be a troll. Seriously want to understand whatcha getting at.
No worries, I can be obscure at times, and obviously this one was out there — since the Jews haven’t yet encountered their Messiah, their clock hasn’t started ticking yet, so they get x years to catch up. x = rapture – 0 A.D. — don’t know where my brain wave was, but it sure was out of synch.
Ah, got it. Now it makes sense. But who should you believe? You’d look kinda stupid if you haven’t accept J.C. as your savior and are sitting around during the end of the world, fingers in ears going “Not happening. It’s not happening. Nothing is going on.”
Yeah, but what if J.C. is just his press agent, or lawyer?
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Does not apply to me, I’m Canadian!
Oh yes it does, everyone knows it’s Canada’s fault the the USA has turned away from our fearless “Armed, religious and voting American” leaders.
All that damn maple syrup, hockey, and Nickleback is to blame!
Can you still spend a dollar in Canada and get a Nickleback?
no but you can get a looney
Not a Tooney?
Looneys are cool! Nickleback, not so much.
Funny, I figured a looney and Nickelback would be the same thing. The Canadian government needs to start apologizing for both Bryan Adams AND Nickelback starting now.
Don’t forget Celine Dion,Avril Lavigne,Alanis “horseface” Morrissette,Shania Twain…
And Cory Heart
What about Anne Murray?
She’s just a snowbird.
Spread your tiny wings and fly away,
And take the snow back with you where it came from on that day.
The one I love forever is untrue,
And if I could you know that I would fly away with you.
Fcuking Nickelback!
*shakes fist*
And that evil, legal pot.
It’s only legal to carry it and use it. It’s not legal to sell it without a license from the gov’t. They want to keep track of the suppliers to make sure of quality (no oregano smokers ’round here).
That’s the way it works in BC, anyways.
It’s more harmful to the general public if they think they’re buying weed, and end up with parsley laced with extacy or some other nonsense.
If the government contols the distribution
1) they can stop it getting to minors
2) they can control the quality
3) they can tax it through licencing fees, etc.
That’s the way the next Olympic City rolls
(pardon the pun)
Gee, that seems to make a fair bit of sense. I wonder why they don’t try that here.
It works in the Netherlands and other countries, too.
They probably don’t try that here, because it make sense. And because the corporations can’t figure out a way to make their cut!
/cynicism.
Boobies!
Where can I get some of this parsley laced with ecstasy? I’m making chicken.
did someone say boobies?-looks around-
It breaks down like this: it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own it, and, if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it. It’s legal to carry it, but that doesn’t really matter ’cause – get a load of this – if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it’s illegal for them to search you. I mean, that’s a right the cops in Amsterdam don’t have.
Boobies?
“Gee, that seems to make a fair bit of sense. I wonder why they don’t try that here”
Don’t forget: there is a lot of government money being made by a lot of people fighting the “War on Drugs”, and they spend a lot of money making sure that gravy train doesn’t end!
*packing and moving to BC*
Do you need a roommate?
I hate Nickelback.
they like you!
I hate them.
you want bitter troll to smoosh them?
Please.
-grabs his bitter club- hi ho hi ho off to smoosh bitter troll goes
I love you.
Giant asteroid lands in Canada. Government estimates damage at in excess of $50.
pfft they will just fix it with duct tape and charge you the 50 bucks…but they are canadian bucks so it really costs 35 something
There, I fixed it eh?
But were will we get maple syrup?! WHY DID IT HAVE TO KILL THE MAPLE SYRUP?! WHYYYYY?!
OMG, it destroyed the entire Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team?! That’s awful!
That’s ok, the Redwings are nearby — they play well enough for two teams.
Not when they play my St. Louis Blues in Sweden. Booyah!!
Ooh, snap!
Good thing I’m an Ottawa Senators fan…
Hey, cool, a fellow “We’re never gonna win the Cup, are we?” hockey fan! I’m a Blues fan. We can wallow together while Detroit and Pittsburgh win the next 10 Cups.
Pittsburgh might get one or two.
A Wings fan, huh? I knew there was something about you I just couldn’t trust. You broke my heart, Charlie. Broke it in two.
Well, as much as I pay attention to any pro-sport.
Red wings <3! bitter troll was raised outside detriot..bitter troll cant help it
As a passionate St. Louis Blues fan, I’m horrified by this conversation. Well, at least we beat them twice in a row to kick off the season. Eat that, Detroit!
you can cheer all you want while we drink the sweet wine from Lord Stanly’s cup
Sorry, I got corrupted while I was a college student at MSU — Go GREEN, Go WHITE — FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Hey, I did have a roommate from St Louis. Oh, that’s right, he whacked out on Angel Dust, had to quit and go home. What was his name… RUSH! I think it was RUSH! And he really liked sports, was a little fat and Kenya annoying.
That’s cold, Charlie. That’s real cold. First you cheer for the Dead Things, then you have to rub it in that Limbaugh is from the St. Louis area.
bitter troll, if I remember correctly, the Wings had to eat crow all summer while Sidney Crosby and the Penguins drank from the Cup (I’m a fan of any team that beats the Wings in the playoffs). The Blues have been using the Wings model to build a new team. Changing of the guard? Oh I think so.
Personally, as a Hawks fan, I think you’re all a bunch of bastards. And I hate you. Buuuhhhhiiii!!
I can’t hear you over the sound of your 40+ year Stanley Cup drought.
Changing of the Guard? Yeah, I did hear that Rush and the Blues were jailbirds — hey aren’t they changing their uniforms to orange jumpsuits?
LMAO!! Seriously, that made me LOL. Harsh but true, harsh but true.
Hey, who’da thunk a thread started by a Canuk would end up talking about Hockey? Have to tell my son, daughter-in-law who live in London (Ontario) about it.
Rush can keep his hands off the Blues. He can have those lousy Rams. Even the refs are pwning the Rams. *snicker* (see sports LOLs for reference) Although the guy he’s working with on the deal does own the Blues. God help me if he ends up as part of that.
Um….sorry to disappoint….at the end of this season, The Cup will be in Philadelphia. LET’S GO FLYERS!
I figure that if I’m gonna cheer for a team, I’m cheering for a team that can actually use it.
It could be worse. Rush Limbaugh wants to buy my city’s NFL team (the St. Louis Rams). I’m gonna need a new team to cheer for.
Hey, all Rush’s military experience comes from his time as a sports caster for the KC Royals.
Rush Limbaugh’s Rams. There’s a verbal phrase which requires ear/brain bleach as a chaser!
Ram’s Rush? Rush’s Rams? Rush’s Lambs? Lamb’s Rush? Rush loves Lambs?
We call them the male sheep. Rush wants the male sheep. Take that however you want.
4 rando – i think i’d be cheering which ever team was playing against the rams in that case. and who knows, maybe he’ll be as astute a club owner as jr was and they’ll get sold off quickly….
Hey, my God can kick his God’s asteroid butt any day..bring it on!!
So where is our armed, votin friend tonight anyway?? Surely he would express his righteous anger at yet another lol that did not show good ol’ americans salutin ol glory….. I mean really does he not know the true meaning of patriotism…really..???
And I am off to eat some popeyes and watch Judge Judy on the DVR…can you get any more merrican than that ??
Seriously, I do pray for our guys in Afghanistan, may the true God keep them safe and bring them home real soon.
Hey Sara, I know how to salute!
OMG, Popeye’s….why did you have to say that??
WHYYYYYYYYYY?????
saw a bumper sticker the other day: my god carries a big hammer, your god got nailed to a cross, any other questions?
(or something along those lines anyway)
Cool – I wasn’t sure.
Good one!
Putin found waldo, and killed him…
and a few innocent pedestrians for good measure…
He was at the Hooters Bush took him to.
Damn! Waldo is dead and it really is Bush’s fault!!
Nah, he didn’t know…Cheney suggested he take Putin to Hooters after all.
“Cheney, why did you break out the evil laugh for me going to Hooters?”
“Don’t worry, Mr. President, I’ve got it handled…” *Cheney slinks away dreaming of the possibilities of using handling and Hooters in the same thought, but quickly discounts it — I HAVE WORK TO DO!*
Cheney shot putin in the face, it made putin laugh, amuseing putin keeps you alive.
only reason reason cheney survived 3 fatal heart attacks
innocent pedestrains in a cave?
You can’t very well have guilty pedestrians in a cave, can you?
Yes, yes you can, that’s where they always hide…
yes you can? mmm,mmm,mmm,mmm your starting to sound like that dirty pink-o obama
Conservatives only pay with exact cash at the checkout so they can avoid “change.” *snicker*
i cackle at that
*SNORT*
DOWN WITH THE PENNY!!!
On a serious note, they round everything either up or down here. So for example your getting fuel and it comes to $50.03, you only pay $50. If it comes to $50.07, you pay $50.10. Works well and you don’t have those damnable pennies! But alas, you still get the change.
If it has to do with oil, it is short-changed, no matter what.
NOooooooooooooo!! I caught the socialism!!
Socialism! CATCH THE FEVER!!!
due to no health coverage, it may be fatal
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger I always sez.
sooooo sex with rosie o’donald would make you stronger? or kill you?
Kill you. There is no medicine known to man that could save you…
What about “known to woman”?
You know, like Rosie O’Donnal
Unless of course, it does kill you. Then you’re pretty well fvcked.
6 out of 10 American Teens catch socialism in their high school careers.
*is scared*
-offers one of justa’s coconuts-
here you are, redistrubited
They share answers all the time. Every one knows sharing is communism, which is really socialism.
*Wonders if because all Mommies say we must share if all Mommies are Commies?*
if your best friend wants you to share your french fries…clearly he is a dirty commie..and french…a french commie…a frommie
“Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ” Where the heck did you get that? ” The parrot replies “Kenya!”"! ( rimshot!) Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip over your waitresses!
Kenya say that again?
Oops, here come the nurses with the strait jacket! Gotta go!
How Kenya be sure it’s just the nurses, after all, you don’t have health care!
It’s wrong, but funny. Very very wrong, but funny.
Oh, hawaii love that joke. :p
How Kenya be sure?
Jokes like that are bad for his social(ist) life.
Zaire is much humor in this!
Pass the socialism to me, I’m open!
Hmm, there’s been a whole lot of Waldo going around…some kid dressed up as him at my school, he was mentioned on GraphJam, I made a Wikipedia article about the new videogame…etc.
What about Flat Waldo?
Dunno. I have yet to find him.
I hear he hooked up with some wild girl named Dora.
I always knew she was a slut.
Do ya think he explored her?
And let Boots the Monkey watch. Sick perverts.
Are you sure she didn’t explore him, instead?
How very true, and in keeping with her nature… touche!
*cheshire grin*
The question is, did she need the Map or anything from her Backpack to do it?
(OMG, I’ve watched way too many Dora episodes. *sobs*)
Does she keep a raincoat in her backpack?
that isn’t waldo in there, they finally found where bejeezuz has been all this time (and here i thought he was behind your sofa
)
Yeah, those wacky christians keep losing him and then yelling that they “found Jeebus!” THAT’S the one that needs a microchip!
microchip, collar & leash, ankle bracelet alarm, and handcuffed to a neon flaming drag queen so that he’s never lost again.
no offense to any neon flaming drag queens that could be here
… also known as “where’s Osama?” ( Can’t BELIEVE I’m the first to make this connection!)
I can’t BELIEVE you are such a fu(kweasel.
Having nearly unlimited surface with no one visable people at all makes for an intimidating search indeed.
Waldo represents Truth, Justice and The American Way. Which is why he can’t be found. We can always find Obama, GWB and Cheney. In God we trust. Please pass me some apple pie. OK, pecan will do.