THE FASHION POLICE
God help you if they catch you wearing socks with sandals
(Chinese National Day parade)
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Meh. It’s a meh day at PK.
Really? I really liked this one, favorited, link on fb and all that stuff:)
Eh. It’s not terrible. It’s just…meh.
I don’t know why, it makes me think of this Monty Python sketch (clicky)
Speaking of fashion, I just stumbled on this:
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I thought it was at least decent compared to the recent ones.
I find this one highly sexist and offensive. There isn’t a single man in the Fashion Police. I’m calling WOW, Code Pink, and GLOW (Yes: Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling)
You’re calling the World of Warcraft?
Orcs have fashion sense, too!
second~
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Geee, Thanks for the completely useless diatribe, O Great Wise One.
You’re new, aren’t you? If you don’t get what’s going on, sometimes it’s better to be quiet and wait and see, you know? Instead of making an ass of yourself.
As opposed to making an ass of yourself right now?
Like you are doing?
Hey, here’s a novel idea. Why don’t you and DRH join forces, compare notes, and have one sign on. You can go by the nick Resident Dumbf*ck.
So you think it’s okay to call new people asses?! And then act like asses yourself? Fvcktards… (to use your own phrase)
First of all, DRH came in here with guns a-blazin’ with his/her/it’s trolling comments.. oh wait, just like you!
Yeah, you’re an ass AND a dumbf*ck. Any other stupid questions from the peanut gallery?
DRH isn’t new anyway, I don’t think. I’m reasonably sure (feel free to correct me if I’m wrong) that dhydar decided on a name change.
Nesty fail…that was supposed to be a response to Eddie’s.
Ah, that would make sense. I didn’t equate the two. At any rate, DRH and TO should still join forces. Between the two of them they might come up with 1/4 of a brain.
Also, I didn’t call “i_@m_#1″ an ass, I said they were making an ass of themselves, which is slightly different.
Diss, you don’t have to justify yourself. You should know by now that whatever you say to TheDumbf*ck will only be ignored.
Just clarifying.
Clarifying what? You’d be ignored or the guys a Dumbf*ck?
Dude’s a total tward; it just bugs me when people say I said something I didn’t say.
I think we need to bring back the word “wanker”.
“Fvcktard” I coined that. Another one of my phrases survived while I was gone. AHHH it’s noice to contirbute such wonderful words to PK. Bitter Troll is now using Maroon (Bugs Bunny coined that, but like Vanilla Ice brought Under Pressure back to the 90′s, I brought it back to the 00′s.
Fvcktard with a v? Or the actual word itself? That’s been around for quite a while, actually.
Well…fu(kweasel is MINE. And so is this stapler.
Hey. No problem, bud. Anytime at all.
That was not useless at all, see now I understand that I should have been refering to my ex-boss as an imbecile not a moron. Thanks Rando!!
Perfect!!
*gold claps*
That was enlightening and refreshing.
meh!!!
What gives with the shiny white go-go looking spaceboots?
There’s probably still a factory in China that makes those!
Or they are going for the Nancy Sinatra look. Boots are made for walking indeed.
Uh oh, white after labor day…
Seriously? Just cause its a platoon of women they have to be dressed in pink and go go boots? Where are the gonna be camouflage to fight? The 60′s? What are they fighting? Disco?
If they’re fighting disco, then it’s a cause worth dying for.
It might be a futile cause; I heard disco’s dead.
I heard Canada has Weapons of Mass Disco. We need to invade Canada, take over, not find any WMD’s, and put their leader on trial anyway.
Because if there would have been disco, he might have one day used it against us. And thats just not a risk we are willing to take.
They’ll find a few scratched up Bee Gees LP’s, but that’s all the proof they’ll find. Then we’ll have to explain why we spent $20 trillion invading Canada.
Diss… You owe me a soda… unless you want to retrieve what of it is currently up my nose…
You haven’t heard about Zombie Disco?
*racks shotgun*
That’s MUCH worse than any other type of Zombie incarnation I can think of.
From what I understand, they are about to ninja there way into this house. I’m fairly sure they’ll be invisible.
*kills self*
there way? Really?
I know better. I swear I do. It’s been a long week.
THEIR way.
Next thing you know you will be worried about sactity and muslins.
Your write. It cud bee nexst!
(Yes, it DID hurt to write that.)
Its something I’d worry aboot to.
Now youre just being all Canadian about it.
I dont aprouve (french spelling).
You killed yourself? Really?! Damn! Where the hell was I when this happened?! I would have loved to watch! I’ll probably be arrested for this but I don’t give a damn. *Pees and craps on diss’s grave* That is what you get for calling me an ass you lousy excuse of a human being! You don’t even f-ing know me and have no right to judge me in such a away, and no I am not new to this website, (not that it’s any business of yours!) I just thought what that person did was dumber than dirt, but apparently I was wrong. If anyone is dumb, it’s you. *celebrates diss’s suicide* So long, farewell and goodbye! That’s one last jerk the world has to deal with!!!
Dude, seriously. Before you call anyone a jerk, you need a look in the mirror. Diss is well known as person of integrity and an overall decent attitude.
Just because you get called out on a troll comment, don’t get your panties in a wad.
I do believe that this did not involve you, so take a hike, pal.
It’s called an “Open Chatroom”. Anyone can join or leave any conversation at any time. if you don’t like it, leave, and don’t let the door hit you on your brain on the way out!
I live between 2 mountains. I love hiking. Now, back to your piss poor attitude. I also am old fashioned and believe in calling punks out when they talk smack to a lady.
So punk, you want to back off the smack with the lady?
Wow, butthurt much? Fu(king troll. Fu(king SICK troll.
Now it makes much more sense! Yeah… in there…. they will devistate!
Makes more cents, you mean.
That’s awesome. Now I know how I want to redecorate my house. It’s a style I’ll call…not that house in the picture.
My brain just tried to disconnect itself from my eyes. That’s. Just. Horrible. Although….I might be able to find a place for those pink captain’s chairs.
But go a little bit different.. I’m thinking chartreuse would be teh awesomz!!
*throws up in mouth a little*
I don’t know what everyone’s talking about. I see nothing wrong with that house.
Are you by chance color blind? Or had too much pepto-bismol Barbie pink in your past? Eeks!
Actually, I really do kinda like this house, in a weird, retro, totally not secretly planning world domination kind of way.
Or maybe in a secret passively suicidal way? If the latter, can I be in your will–but not for the house? ;o)
Hey! Wait a minute! I’m gonna have to call my real estate agent, I’m not selling my summer home!
JEEzuz … that hurt my eyes. Really? And the housing market is in a slump why?
I’m wearing socks with my sandals right now.
Yeah, the third from the right can catch me anytime. Wait, did I mean third from the left? Hell, they all look the same….
It’s the Fashion Clone Wars!!
It’s called the “Miami Retiree look”.
Blech!
I need some Rule #34 of this picture…
OMG! It’s the Mary Kay Chinese Division! They REALLY want that pink cadillac and will stop at nothing to make their sales quota!
That’s actually a much better caption.
Agreed. ’5′.
Has anyone else noticed that they’re all the same height?
Easy to do visually for a parade, every army does it. “If your shorter that the person in front of you move up!” “Right Face” “If your shorter that the person in front of you move up!”
Nice Boots!
Nice boobs!
Thats’s what I said!
Me too!
What do you mean my mamogram isn’t covered?
You’re a man!
So what was that nurse doing? OH NOES!!!!
It’s just some harmless molestation, get over it.
Helloooooo Nurse!
What’s wrong with socks and sandals? It’s a method of blister protection.
Wear normal shoes!
I wear slides, thankyouverymuch … stylish, comfy, functional … with sweat socks. My toes get cold and I’m lazy.
Tevas and colored wooley socks for the warm but not sweaty!!
Hey, I’m already a geek, so why not?
I wasn’t talking to you.
Socks with sandals are good because the feet breathe better and the feet, as stated by the estimable John, have protection against blisters. To Sheol with the fashion police!
Contrarywise; the socks just give you an extra layer to rub against your feet and cause blistering (unless you’re wearing something as stretched on as sheer nylon, and then your feet still can’t breathe).
EW!
I thought it was only my Dad and other old men who wore socks and sandals…
I understand, they are about to ninja there way into this house. I’m fairly sure they’ll be invisible.
Totally, I don’t see what their problem is, it makes sense to me. The Japanese have been wearing it that way for a long time.
If it bothers you so much stop staring at my feet.
*is properly attired and sneaks out before the Fashion Police catches me*
Omg! Run Poles, run!