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Well good morning friends.
Top o’ the mornin’ to you.
G’day!
Is it time for bed yet?
Wow. Up too late or too early?
What’s really funny about this is I was just going to bed as it was probably around 10:00pm for me. Aren’t time/date zones wonderful?
You’re in the future now.
For some reason this lol looks like those local commercials the neighborhood used caresalesman can afford to put on TV. You know the ones I am talking about.
I think its the smiley face thats doing it for me.
those commercials always have the owners kids in them. because they’re just “oh so cute”. and unfortunately the kids are usually saying the phone number but it comes out sounding like “call jim bob kia at 34789457t8y57yltudhvgn jkl” because the kids all talk over each other.
And sometimes… those kids aren’t that cute at all. And depending on where you are when you see one… their local accents -really- make everything inaudible.
Oh lordy, we have those in Oklahoma. The kids hawk homes, cars, filtered water systems… And due to a mixture of accents and lack of enunciation, you can’t understand a thing.
I’m almost tempted to buy from these companies, just so they have the dough to pay for speech therapy.
I vaguely recall the saying, “I’m-a Oklahoma born and Oklahoma bred, and when I die I’ll be-a Oklahoma dead” — I’m guessing that excludes any vague Yankee-ification of the accent.
I’m surprised you got anything even remotely vague after sifting through the dialectual quagmire that is the Oklahoma accent.
Most of the time they’re nowhere near as cute as their parents seem to think they are. Seriously, local commercialmakers — of course you think little Dalton and Dakota are the cutest thing ever. They’re YOUR kids. The rest of us….well, not so much.
Oh, and as an addendum to that: Your wife/girlfriend/teenage daughter is ….well, she’s not all that hot. Sorry. And you should probably practice saying your own lines for the commercial until they sound natural, not like you’re reading what the kidnappers just handed you at gunpoint for proof of life.
I think that’s all.
That’s what this site needs- more children singing about Obama , used cars, mobile homes, etc…
From what I have seen, the children singing for their parents in the commercials belong to Republicans, especially in the Southeast US. I don’t think any are singing about Obama, unless its in a negative light.
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Our local dealers also love to put their “hot trophy wives” into their commercials. Only they aren’t that hot. And the Ford dealers wife hasn’t updated her hair since the early 80′s.
Wow, you managed to stick some mention of Obama into the thread! Congratulations!
Achievement unlocked: Level 2 Troll.
Nah- just saw the kids singing on CNN about Obama Health care. It was creepy!
I saw that too, scary…
And how, exactly, was it germane to this thread?
*beep boop*
Score, I love those points.
Sir, if you keep trolling like this we’re going to have to take away your fishing poll.
Can we beat him with it?
Absolutely.
Then f*ck it, I’m in!
*hits TheOne with rolled up newspaper* Bad troll! Bad bad troll!! Someone get the shock collar.
Here, use this modified one. More power. *grunt*
No buck-toothed little kid can possibly top Sammy Stephens and Flea Market Montgomery.
First, thats fricking awesome. I have never wanted to shot at a Flea Market more.
Second, have you seen the Linoleum commercial
Its a commercial from the show Reno 911. Its almost excatly like the one you posted. I wonder which one came out first. Both are awesome.
oh yeah, and still lol!
Flea Market Montgomery is almost certainly first. That was an actual commercial he aired- the Linoleum commercial is likely referencing it.
And you’re right. It’s awesome.
Those ads have just eaten my brain. They should have showed them to prisoners in Abu Ghraib. Bet they would have confessed to anything rather than watch a second time. Linoleum. Linoleum.
flea market. flea market….. or was he saying ‘FREE MARKET, FREE MARKET’? It all makes sense as subtle anti-capitalist propaganda.
You can say that again. For once, I’m glad I don’t have any money in any sort of market whatsoever.
ouch..
Wallstmart? I don’t get it.
Try thinking laterally (and no, I don’t mean literally).. It’s just a reference to Wal-Mart..
Specifically, Wal-Mart’s old “watch for falling prices” ad campaign.
“Thats right. Shop stmart. Shop St-Mart. You got that?”
This… is my boomstick!
That’s why I bought gold when it was $350 an ounce. Today it’s $1055.
In another year, selling my high-school class ring should be enough to pay off the rest of my mortgage.
Ka-ching!
Sorry to disappoint you, but the ounce has been devalued. It’s now only worth 3 grammes.
That would make the same amount of mass worth even more money, which would make me even better off.
Confound your imperial logic!
You know what’s going to happen, right? Now that you have mentioned what your plans are, the price of gold will start declining so that your class ring won’t even pay for 1 month of electricity.
You may have jinxed yourself.
That would only happen if the US dollar suddenly skyrocketed in value, and inflation screeched to a halt.
That ain’t happening any time soon. Not with the Treasury hemorraging money.
You are also assuming that your class ring is actually the percentage gold that they ‘promised’!
There’s that as well. Might be worth the time to have a valuation done it.
Well, weirder things have happened. Like the Aussie dollar worth .90 to the US dollar. Who would have ever thunk it?
That’s just crazy! First time I was in Oz the exchange rate was like 1.5!
They’re actually predicting that the AUD will be worth more than the USD by year’s end. We’ll wait and see, but at the moment the economy here is kicking everyone’s ass.
Yeah, all the commodity economies are kickin some major ass.
Your class ring may not pay off even half a month’s mortage. Unless you got a very special class ring most of them are usually less than 14 carat gold and that’s not worth $1055/oz.
Hehe, now that thars a good one