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(New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Rupert Murdoch and Vladimir Putin)
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(Remember, folks: goes on sale tomorrow for Sprint customers! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!)
First! Woot!
GOD DAMN IT!
If you’d die painfully, you wouldn’t have this problem.
Slowly, and painfully.
John William Spicer (born 13 September 1983 in Romford, Greater London) is an English footballer, who plays for Doncaster Rovers.
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Career
He started his career with Arsenal, but could only manage a single League Cup appearance, as a substitute against Rotherham United on 28 October 2003. He later went on a four month loan spell at Bournemouth, starting on 10 September 2004.
At Bournemouth, he played 19 games and scored four goals; impressed with his form, Bournemouth signed him permanently on 17 December. He played another 31 games and scored further four goals for the League One club over the next eight months.
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The highlight of Spicer’s first season at Burnley was taking over as goalkeeper after Burnley’s Brian Jensen was sent off in a match at Luton Town. Despite having no previous experience as a goalkeeper, Spicer played well enough during his hour in goal to ensure a famous 3–2 victory.
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In July 2009, it was announced that Spicer would change his shirt number with Doncaster Rovers, switching from number 20 to number 10, which had been vacated by the departure of Gareth Taylor.
You n00bs!
You should burn in Mordor
We don’t like your rules. ANARCHY!!
Oh, and btw – FIRST!!!
Anarchy (from Greek: ἀναρχία anarchía, “without ruler”) may refer to any of the following:
* “No rulership or enforced authority.”
* “Absence of government; a state of lawlessness due to the absence or inefficiency of the supreme power; political disorder.”
* “A social state in which there is no governing person or group of people, but each individual has absolute liberty (without the implication of disorder).”
* “Absence or non-recognition of authority and order in any given sphere.”
FIRST!!
Newbie is a slang term for a newcomer to an Internet activity, for example online gaming. It can also be used to indicate an individual inexperienced in any other activity. It can have derogatory connotations, but is also often used for descriptive purposes only, without a value judgment.
The word newbie is a variant of ‘new boy’ and comes from British public school and military slang. In the 1960s the term “newbie” also had a limited usage among U.S. troops in the Vietnam War as a slang term for a new man in a unit. Its earliest known usage on the Internet may have been on the USENET newsgroup talk.bizarre. The term is believed to have entered online usage by 1981.
Coming from an oral tradition, the term has variant spellings, including “newbee” (e.g. Los Angeles Times of August 1985: “It had to do with newbees. I could be wrong on the spelling, but newbees are the rookies among the Blue Angels…”).
Internet usage of the full spelling of “newbie” has not been as widely used as shortened forms.[citation needed] A common variant, usually use more than actual word, is “n00b” or “noob”, in many cases a negative term where it degradingly refers to users who disrupt other users.[citation needed] Other spellings include “newb”, “nub”, “nooblet”, “n00blet”, or any version of these written in Leet. The leet variation, n00b, with two zeros replacing the letter ‘o’ was accepted as a word in the English language lexicon by the Global Language Monitor on June 10, 2009.
first…
huh? What is first?
No, Who’s on first. What is on second.
I know What. He’s in my math class but I never talk to him.
“Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.”
With a Tangled Skein..
Oooh!! There’s nothing as painful as having a tangled Skein
No, no, no, it’s “God loves fools and drunkards”!
yay diss!!! this one is awesome!
Yes Diss! I was beginning to disspair over all the dissappointing LOLs disseminated in the recent and disstant past, but this one is dissimilar to the rest!
Good one, diss!!!
Outstanding!!
And what a troika this is.
Good work diss! I lol’d!
6thed!
*applauds tastefully*
Good work! Bravo!
Brava, Diss. I’ve been waiting for this Vladurday LOL!
Definetly awesome! The caption fits the picture perfectly. Happy Vladurday! I hope its not bad that I find him attractive in a well dressed, evil sort of way. (as opposed to a well dressed, nice guy kind of way. Somehow, that doesn’t sound quite as interesting.)
In a hideous, short and bald sort of way?
*salutes Capt. Ron*
I too find him attractive…. in an evil way.
*Returns salute* Another Captain!
Now all we need is a Captain Morgan…
Good to see that I’m not alone in my fascination. I’ve seen references to Bond villian type evilness/attractiveness, and that’s pretty close. Worked for the KGB, excellent judo skills, stylish suits…now all he needs is a Hollywood-esque villian name.
You called?
Is he really divorcing and doing that young athlete?
Nah, that was last year’s scandal. He’s still married to the missus this year. As for next year, . . . ?
Ok. Of all the people up there, I can probably say the only one I think who WOULDN’T be a horny bastard would be Putin. I dunno, the other two look like SERIOUS lechers.
Putin is just a plain bastard.
Have you met him? Don’t judge people until you talk with them, prick.
No1, how do you know Bewbs hasnt met him? learn the facts before calling someone a prick!
I’ve seen his posts. That tells me a lot, doesn’t it? Remember, written speech is still speech.
I love it Diss! Congrats! Oh, and Happy Vladerday ever’body!
Rupert Murdoch and Vlad Putin are two peas in a pod.
A KGB pod?
Neither one kisses Obama’s rear end?
No, no, no. Keep your trolling out of Vladurday, asswipe.
And once again, TheOne brings his hard-on for Obama into another LOL that had nothing to do with him! Thanks for showing us your repressed home-erotic desires on this, the day of Vladurday!
Oh for fukc’s sake.
HOMO – EROTIC
“Home-erotic” has a certain piquancy to it…as in “Is there any surface we haven’t ‘christened’ yet?”
I agree with you there. But TheOne’s obsession is clearly erotic of the homo variety.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
No no nothing at all. But there is something wrong with TheOne. Perhaps he suffers from some form of schizophrenia?
There’s nothing wrong with him, he just doesn’t like Obama, maybe he has Obama derangement syndrome?
bitter troll can see him sitting at home, drinking wine and listening to berry white with a obama cardboard cut out
Drinking wine out of a box.
There I fixed that for you.
box wine from the dollah store!
As the local discount liquor store chain here in St. Louis says, “The more she drinks the better you look!” Let’s hear it for using date rape as your store’s slogan!
Hooray for date rape! Wait that’s not right..
charro can bitter troll offer you some wine? hold bitter troll’s duct tape and roofies while bitter troll pours this
Oh, is it date rape night already? My favourite night of the week!
is fun night, now put on this skool girl outfit and hold the teddy bear
*dons outfit and holds on to teddy bear*
*turns around and sticks out rear*
I’m not wearing panties..
good neither is bitter troll
If he has ODS, that would mean there is something “wrong” with him.
And there is nothing wrong with not liking Obama, but this guy seriously brings it up everywhere, out of context. It’s histrionics, I tell you. HISTRIONICS!!!!!11elebenty!!
plenty of our friends here dont like obama..ya …but when you bring him up no matter what pic is up..thats obession..by calvin kline
What?
I have no idea either
Ok then. Glad we got that sorted out.
ENGRISH MOTHER F()KER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
What??
SAY WHAT AGAIN!! SAY IT!!! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTTHER LOVER
Wha-wha-whut?!
Go to your room, Sqwirk. You can’t come out until you’re ready to play nice.
Are you really that stupid, or do you practice at it?
I think it’s pretty obvious that he practices it here. And he’s getting very good at being stupid.
Because i don’t drink OBunghole’s Koolaid? Pray tell- WTF did he do to deserve a Nobel Prize? They should have awarded it to his Teleprompter.
Fascinating. Now we observe the homo-erotic overtones move to the more blatant as he uses gutter slang for Obama’s anus, clearly displaying his urge to insert his penis into it.
Also, note the use of “drink … Koolaid” which is clearly an allusion to the desire to perform oral sex on Mr. Obama.
Oh, give the poor guy a break, he was probably embarassed by the whole thing. Nobel peace prize is nonsense anyway. I mean look who got the thing in the past: Yassar Arafat? Jimmy Carter? Algore?? and now Obama? Who next? Ackmadinawhackjob?
Yeah, it’s not a minor thing just because you don’t like who gets it jackass. Learn to understand others’ views.
To recycle my own post, just for you:
I think they gave him the award simply for conducting international diplomacy like an adult, instead of like a drunk teenager in a barfight the way the last administration did.
Oh yes apologizing to Germany for getting rid of Hitler for them was sooooo grownup of him.
Oh, I get it now! You’re getting your “facts” from Faux Noise again. *pats the little troll indulgently on the head*
(feeds the troll)
All right, I give up. Please document where Obama apologized to Germany for defeating Hitler? I’m sure something like that would have made the front page in some newspaper or other.
I will not accept references from the Drudge Report, or Free Republic, or any blog with readership less than 50,000, but anything else will be accepted.
Ooh! I have one Mark {www.realblogfacts.com/foxnews/anncoulter/iknoweverything/obamaisantichrist/html}
That’s facts, right?
hmmm fox news..ann coulter..about obama…ya they never make stuff up
I just read there that Obama uses white people as target practice for when he starts the cracker holocaust. Fixed News never lies!
after obama said he was sorry for defeating hitler..cause ya know that was him…he then apolgized for the war of 1812, the 100 year war, and the boxer rebellion
Maybe he just apologized for all the wars that America ever fought in? I don’t know what he means by apologizing for getting rid of Hitler but maybe that’s it.
No quoting from Huffington post or CNN either!
…or MSNBC, or the networks…so, what IS a legitimate source to you conservatrolls? Rush Limbaugh’s personal diary?
dear diary,
Today after flipping off some left wing wacko’s i stoppe and got some cake, it was a very good cake. then i stopped and got some hot dogs. it was a good day. later i will take some pills and fall into a deep slumber.
Just a question Rando, what news network would you consider a legit news source these days? They ALL lie. They ALL have a slant. Some are more obvious.
clearly only Jon Stewart and Cobert can be trusted these days
I never said any of them were that great. I don’t even watch the news networks. But if all of the news networks are biased, and all of the other news sources are biased, then who the fvck are we supposed to cite? Yeah, if I’m gonna watch a cable news network, it’ll probably be MSNBC, but I’m a shameless dirty liberal, and they give the news for the shameless dirty liberals. I’m not gonna even bother turning on Fox. Frankly, it’s irrelevant because I usually watch the local news and that’s about it. I *have* heard good things about ABC news as well, but take that as you will.
All news networks are propaganda factories nowadays. I’d have to agree with bitter troll on this one. The least biased network I’ve been able to find is BBC news, and that’s not too much better than CNN.
I’d agree about bias, and add that they make misleading and/or inaccurate comments about stuff they’re frankly not qualified to talk about that I know about, so why should I trust them on stuff I don’t know about?
For example, if I’m following a Middle East story, I read the BBC, Al Jazeera (English) and Jerusalem Post takes on same because I don’t trust any one to not introduce a bias and/or irrelevancies, but if I read 3 feeds that are biassed different ways I should at least get a circle of uncertainty in the middle.
What about from The Onion?
(lol, love the endangered mummies article)
They gave the NOBEL PEACE PRIZE to an American president because he is not George Bush? Stunning. Also, how in the world is he now going to be effective in Afghanistan? Hello Taliban with nukes, good bye world.
Goodbye world, hello nuclear winter!
we can make a nuc’leer snowman!
I’m in! Woohoo nuclear snow ball fight!
Nuc’leer sleding!
Nuclear snowballs! Woohoo! Woo–uh…oh. Hey, can someone throw my hand back over here? It just fell off. I thought the radiation levels had gone down more.
It will ever so much fun… weeeeeeeeee….
W00T apocalypse! Hell on Earth for all! It’s gonna be sweet! I’m ready to try anything to get humanities’ collective heads out of their asses, and nuclear apocalypse stands out as an interesting option!
**Starts Singing**
“Maaaaybe, you’ll think of me…….”
I was waiting for someone like you. Someone to actually freak out at the thought that the president isn’t an ultra-violent warmonger. I knew you were coming.
KILL KILL KILL
KILL FOR JESUS
KILL KILL KILL
You were! That’s so nice of you… Did you bake me a cake? We are all doomed, doomed, doomed. Unless Obama changes his mind and decides to follow General Petraeus advice and surge. You want a world with nuclear armed Taliban? Or worse, AlQuada? You may be nice but you are 100% nuts.
MY RELIGION IS RIGHT AND YOURS WRONG THERFOR I MUST KILL YOU
NO MY RELIGION IS RIGHT AND YOURS WRONG THERFOR I MUST KILL YOU!
Yes, that is what the Taliban says… You got it. You’ve been reading the news or something?
bitter troll only watches fox news, to keep bitter troll infromed
Taliban is in ruins. There hasn’t been a major attack in months. If they had nukes they’d have used them by now. Besides, where would they get them? They hate everyone!
Actually, the Taliban’s been pretty busy in Pakistan lately.
A suicide car bombing aimed at Pakistani soldiers in the country’s volatile northwest killed at least 41 people Monday, the fourth terror attack in eight days and, said the Taliban, a sign of more to come.
Compared to their past level of activities, they’re relatively small now. I hadn’t heard about the bombing though, interesting. The way I see it though, it’s not our problem, it’s Pakistan’s. They harbored the Taliban for years, and they knew there would be consequences. I say let them reap what they’ve sown.
No, No1, it’s our problem as well. We armed the Taliban and helped them get into power.
I think we have bigger concerns than the Taliban considering they’re on the other side of the planet.
Yeah, you should go tell the POTUS and the Chiefs of Staff that they’re wasting their time trying to stabilize Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Why should we care what happens to Pakistan or Afghanistan? We have our own problems at home, we should be focusing on those. If it’s so important to stabilize these nations, tell the UN to get off their fat asses and do something helpful for a change.
terrorists…oil….terrorists….oil….
broken record? but still true
they have both, we want to get our hands on both
I think you’re confusing your generals. Certainly you mean General McChrystal, don’t you? He’s the one asking for more troops in Afghanistan, after all.
Also, I’m sure victory in Afghanistan is right around the corner. Or, maybe the next one. All we need are more troops. It worked for Russia and the United Kingdom, after all…
(I’m not necessarily against sending more troops in the short term, but if you’re certain that’ll fix the problem, then you’ve got a lot of faith.)
I thought I heard both were advising a surge, much like the one that put us over the top and gave us a victory in Iraq. Otherwise we leave Taliban to grow strong and possibly invade Pakistan, where they will find nukes.
“Victory in Iraq” LOL! Victory over what? A government that was minding its own business? People are still dying over there BTW, we haven’t “won” anything. Besides, is it really worth the cost in lives, on all sides, to stamp out a crippled and failing terrorist group?
Yeah, I was kind of thinking the same thing. We won? If we won, why are we still fighting? As long as we’re there, American soldiers are going to keep dying, and that sickens me.
I think noobs REALLY, TRULLY believed that entire “Mission Accomplished” speech.
I’m still not entirely sure what mission to be accomplished actually was.
I think a lot of us feel the same way. And look, we’re following in the footsteps, and failures, of some of the greatest empires in trying to “conquer” Afghanistan.
I don’t think I’m the one who is nuts. Your paranoia is a bit wild.
*grabs bullwhip and cage* I’ll tame this paranoia! Hiya!
bitter troll is aroused at charro with whip
*winks* We can play with the whip later baby.
ok, bitter troll will bring shackles
Ok, screw taming this paranoia thing, shackle me now baby.
-strapps charro down against the wall, grabs up the whip- teehee!
*giggles and wriggles* Oh no, my blouse seems to have fallen open and I’m not wearing a bra!
pardon bitter troll while he motor boats…
….Brraaahhgahahahahhahah
*pretends to struggle* Oh no not the motor boat! Whatever you do, don’t bite..
like this?-nibble nibble bite and tug-
*struggles harder* Oh please evil troll, don’t hurt me..
no you been bad girl, now charro get spanking!
*sigh* Once again, they gotta do it in front of all of us.
*blush*
Ohai Rando..
two is company, three is a crowd, 4,700 is performance art
The motorboating is what makes it performance art, BC.
*takes out his earplugs, and removes his blinders, then puts down his book*
You see Rando… some of us come prepared.
Oh… so, you are that stupid.
Gotta admit, if Bush had done some of the stuff Obama’s done, the Left would have their panties in a wad tighter than a neutron star.
and if obama did some of the stuff bush did, same thing but in reverse with the right crying..
…mostly both sides cry like lil girls with scraped knees when someone on the other side does something…
They aren’t allowed to do things.
who they? me? the muppets? the muppets are allowed to do that DONT BE A MUPPET RACIEST!!!
Raciest muppets? Ew.
Miss Piggy in a thong…
…or stuff.
For once I think “TheOne” may have a point. Nobels are normally awarded for actually achieving something rather than simply for starting a diplomatic process. The most compelling argument I’ve seen for Obama’s is that it will encourage others to enter into “jaw jaw rather than waw waw”.
Okay, I’ve got two problems with the way TheOne handled this. One, he was an ass about it. Two, he’s blaming Obama for getting an award he didn’t ask for. Obama didn’t do anything wrong. Blame the Nobel people.
And three he posted his usual B.S. on an lol that has nothing to do with Obama. (Which he always does)
And they say we’re obsessed…
But WHO put Obama up for the Nobel? They can’t pick his name out of thin air- he has to be nominated.
There’s this thing called the internet. And it has these handy little tools called search engines. And if you enter a question, such as “Who makes nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize?”, the miracle of the web will provide you with an answer. MAGIC!
They have a committee in Sweden that does this every year. Well, most years, sometimes they can’t find a suitable candidate.
Actually accepting the award showed Obama’s weakness as it would have been a far more noble (excuse the pun
) thing to do (as well as putting Obama on a far stronger position) if he was to decline the award stating “I have done nothing to deserve this award please give it to another more deserving person”. Instead he took the award, when he must have known what reaction there would be when he won the award so soon after taking office (apparently he was nominated after 11 days in office. This comes from the BBC.) Thus both Obama and his advisors need to get a better grasp of how these things are seen in the wider world.
Several people have brought up the timing of Obama’s nomination. I didn’t vote for the man but I do seem to recall over half the country voting for him some time in November, not to mention he was a senator before that. He might not have been doing his diplomatic “stuff” officially as president but mayhaps those who nominated him took his actions beforehand into account?
And for accepting the award, his reasoning might have been to show his continued dedication to peace. One can hope, anyways.
It was actually Mad-Eye Moody. He put Obama’s name into the Goblet of Fire. When Obama touches the medal, it will actually be a portkey that will transport him to a deadly battle with Cheneymort.
I must say, I don’t fully understand why Obama won it. Then again, I’m not on the nomination committee am I? I love the way the wingnuts are responding to it though. Pure hilarity.
ya, bitter troll is confused by why he won too…really…what has he done to deserve it?
next someone will give him olympic gold metals too?
bitter troll likes obama, but really…he hasnt done anything overly peaceful has he?
I read it, it was awarded based on his “efforts in international diplomacy and nuclear disarmament” or something like that. Wikipedia has a good article on it, I’d suggest that if you want to know more. I really don;t get it, I can’t help but feel they’re throwing the U.S. a bone for electing a sane person rather than the other nutters.
I think that has yet to be proven.
Well, more sane. There’s no such thing as a “normal” politician, but Palin is completely insane and McCain became a party puppet. Obama at least seems to be partially competent, he’s dealing with the issues at hand rather than pointing fingers, at least some of the time.
One theory I heard is that he won for “not being Bush” — I would just like to point out that, like Obama, I am “not Bush”, so I will be watching my mailbox for that big Nobel prize check.
Putin stole that Super Bowl ring he’s trying on.
Which fits with his evil reputation. Boy did that make for a sticky situation when it happened, though!
For a month he had to explain to everyone he said hi to how exactly he beat up an entire American football team w/out getting any blood on his suit.
Putin DOES simply walk into Mordor…
And I was hoping I could jump on here and be the first to say that. *pouts* Oh, and YAY DISS!!!!! DISS IS TEH AWESOME!!!!!
ISR, Awesome is teh Diss!
Aw, thanks you guys!
I’m glad this one made it for Vladurday!
Way to go Diss! Happy Vladurday.
Congrats!
Sweet! The PK Irregulars dominate Vladurday!
YAY VLADERDAY AND THE MIGHTY DISS!
Are all these people in some kind of club?
It’s somewhere between good and evil, I’d almost say somewhere in the middle of this earth.
It is the powerful middle-aged white men of dubious ethics club!
So they’re the PMAWMDE?
*evil stare and points finger at PBS*
-holds up a sign that has a big red back through a No more Pds- arrg im a protester
Bitter now owes me a Pepsi… or..
*fetches the nasal soda retrieval apparatus*
Do you wish to go fishing bitter?
okies, bitter can go fishing- grabs some TNT-
Max, blowing your nose might not be a good idea right now.
Last!
*ponders over the justification of the Ordinal Post Rule*
I think this qualifies.
A last is the form in the rough form of a human foot, used in shoemaking to provide the fit and style of a shoe. It is used by cordwainers or shoemakers in the manufacture or repair of shoes. Lasts come in pairs and the material used to make them are either European bass hard wood or hard rock maple such as grows in colder weather, or special high-molecular-weight, high-density polyethylene plastic (HMW-HDPE).
This qualifies yes.
“In the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a [dissimilitude] so fair, but Gollem and the evil war crept up and swept away with her.”
Ramble on,
And nows the time, the time is now
Sounds like a folk song!
Well, given that JRRT was trying to create a new mythology for the UK in writing the the LotR saga, stuff that sounds like folk music is entirely in keeping.
It’s a led zeppelin song not a folk song. Jesus you kids
I feel sorry for you that you can’t count.
Just for you jmac23,
The donkey or ass, Equus africanus asinus,[1][2] is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family, and an odd-toed ungulate. The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African Wild Ass, E. africanus. Traditionally, the scientific name for the donkey is Equus asinus asinus based on the principle of priority used for scientific names of animals. However, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature has ruled in 2003 that if the domestic species and the wild species are considered subspecies of each other, the scientific name of the wild species has priority, even when that subspecies has been described after the domestic subspecies.[2] This means that the proper scientific name for the donkey is Equus africanus asinus when it is considered a subspecies, and Equus asinus when it is considered a species.
In the western United States, a small donkey is sometimes called a burro (from the Spanish word for the animal).
first
huh?
I said, FIRST!!
James Tiberius Kirk is a fictional character in the Star Trek media franchise. First portrayed by William Shatner as the principal lead character in the original Star Trek series, Shatner also appears as Kirk in the animated Star Trek series and in the first seven Star Trek movies. Chris Pine portrayed the character in the 2009 Star Trek film, with Jimmy Bennett playing Kirk as a child. Other actors have portrayed the character in fan-created media, and the character has been the subject of multiple spoofs and satires. Kirk also appears in numerous books, comics, and video games. Kirk has been called “the quintessential officer, a man among men and a hero for the ages”.
*snerk* Kirk never did it for me in the attractive man department. So I guess that meant he was ‘a man among men’, but maybe not for the ladies?
If he ever asks you if you would like to see “The Captain’s Log”, just say no. I fell for it nine times.
“Where’s the Captain’s Log? That’s a twig.”
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.
Just to be safe, do both.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA waaaaaaaaaahaahaahaa *snort* Ow.
Just laugh until you cry. I do it everytime I see Porkchop Sandwiches.
Seriously, dude, you could just go to Wikipedia on your own if you wanna learn random stuff.
How would that bother anyone? Anyway, I don’t read any of that stuff..
You don’t actually think you’re bothering us, do you?
I think he does. Isn’t that cute?
I like toying with them, but they keep escaping before I get a chance to kill them.
Try peanut butter.
F!RST!!
Yes, we know. You are an idiot. You made your point already.
I’m starting to think it’s a form of Tourette’s Syndrome.
Not a very entertaining form either…
It’s entertaining me.
Which speaks volumes about your social life.
Janie!
Charro!!!!!
I’ve missed you.
*sniffles* Me too! I’ve been so stupidly busy. Stupid gainful employment tempting me with their money so that I can buy stuff. They didn’t tell me I couldn’t fvck off anymore. *pouts over unwanted adulthood*
bitter troll missed jane and charro and toto the little dog too
*slinks up behind Jane*
Why hello… stranger…
*photographs* Hi Max AND Jane…
[U-D-R] is an electro industrial band from Tucson, Arizona. First created in 1997, udr is a project created and maintained by Anthony Finfrock. Inspired as a fan of the genre as well as a former DJ in the Tucson club scene. udr has grown from an experimental remix project to a full band and though in a current hiatus, is continuing as a solo project. udr gained some attention in the southern Arizona scene and played many live shows in both Tucson and Phoenix. Anthony is currently serving in the U.S. Army and is now in the Seattle region.
great caption!
The Picture itself isnt funny but the caption is soo genious!
*facepalm*
In other news, it has been discovered that water is wet! More investigation is needed to determine if ice is, in fact, cold.
*bursts from his laboratory with various chemicals and burn marks on his person*
GUYS!! I’ve made an astounding discovery spawned from Jane’s research… Ice… is… frozen… water!
then what is water?-wiggle-
*jaw drops and looks at the vial of water in his hand*
This will take more research!
I have already invested eleventy zillion dollars of your taxpayer money in grants from the government to determine that water is…melted ice. The applications of this find will require another eleventy zillion dollars of research.
*bursts out from his laboratory once more*
Oxygen and Hydrogen! Water is hydrogen and oxygen! And not only that… Oxygen is lucky! There’s two hydrogens for every oxygen! The Hydrogen are whores!
I’ll have to do more studies and on the sexual orientation of hydrogen…. I need to apply for a new grant…
I’d never thought of H2O as being an atom threesome. I’ll never look at water the same way again.
I always knew I liked water for some reason.. Who knew something so dirty could get you so clean..
charro, how about you, bitter troll, and some water-winks
I’m glad I could open your eyes to filthy world of hydration.
I’m oxygen! Who are the lucky ladies that get to be hydrogen? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
bitter I love the way you think.
Rando, I know these two mermaids..
-grabs charro up, pulls her under the bridge into the water, splashing and giggles soon follow-
Oh my bitter, I’ve missed you.
bitter troll missed his charro -bites-
*swoons*
In Soviet Russia, Boromir simply walks into Mordor
That was terrible.
-shakes his bitter head- dude…
*sighs sadly and leans on her bitter troll* Whatever shall we do?
-puts his bitter troll arms around charro and snuggles up- only one thing we can do…kill some zombies..
-starts chainsaw- bitter troll goes first, watch my bitter rear
*gazes admiringly at bitter’s bitter rear*
*sighs enchantedly*
Whut?
-wiggles the bitter bottom, chainsaws zombies-
So, as I’m reading this the radio is playing in the background and it’s on the oldies station. What I mean to say is, I read about Bitter’s bottom while listening to Rod Stewart inquire whether or not I think he’s sexy and to just let him know if I do. Thanks guys. ^_^
I love my mother, the last time Rod Stewart came on the radio with that song she grimaced and while flipping the station said “No Rod, I don’t. Sorry.”
I love your mother, too!
I love my bitter troll.
-hugs up charro- bitter troll loves his charro
Even after 500 pictures with Putin in it, it’s still gets less and less funnier
Less and less funnier??? And you keep getting more and more stupider.
Honestly- do you have Tourettes or something?
Rando? Tourettes? I doubt it. But you must have OCD the way you can’t stop following him around.
I suspect he/she/it got banned from the social networking sites. Thus, the facination with Rando.
Everybody loves Rando! Coming this fall to CBS!
Tourette’s? WTF?
The proper response would have been “BALLSACK!” if you had tourette’s.
Engrish, anyone?
Extra-High-Quality lolputin!
rootin’ tootin’ vladimir putin = evil weasel.
“One does not simply walk into Mordor!”
“So, these three tyrants walk into a bar…”
Lord of the Win.
Awww, n00bs! You were so funny back there in 2009… Hey, it looks like Vladurday used to be quite a riot a few years ago. What’s happened to this place? It’s like a morgue in here.