Comments on: REALITY

By: bobzmoose

bobzmoose — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:45:36 +0000

Libertarians FTW!

By: beowulf1357

beowulf1357 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:53:35 +0000

they have always sucked, remember that.

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:56:50 +0000

If you remember, Bush spent a lot of that time vetoing bills such as the highway repair bill that would create jobs. Knowledge FTW!

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:35:55 +0000

It is HTML, or for italics, for underline, for italics. I’m a web developer who loves wasting his precious time going over lolz

-Billy

By: Joey

Joey — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:38:39 +0000

But by that logic, there’s only *one* serious choice, because there’s only one candidate who will win. If voting for someone is a waste merely because they’ll lose, if that’s your rationale, then isn’t the only feasible way to choose who to vote for to guess who’s going to win anyways, then vote for them? In which case, why vote at all, since you already think they’re going to win?

Refusing to vote for someone because you don’t think they’ll win is terribly illogical. (Unless you’re concerned about vote-stealing, which is not necessarily the case).

By: Helena

Helena — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:18:01 +0000

This is very obviously a parody of stupid teenagers. Maybe it’s not very well done, but commenters should not pour hate on her for being a stupid teen, when she is obviously not.

By: Paige

Paige — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:59:58 +0000

just kiddin

By: Paige

Paige — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:57:09 +0000

ur such a sicko. I bet you live with your mom and your a 65 year old virgin!!! you lay on the couch and have fun with your self every night! YOU’RE SO CREEPY!!!!!

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:13:48 +0000

Yeah, that’s only us. You know why? Cause god ASKED us to!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:50:34 +0000

i am one of these confounded voters — he’s got potential and all that; but the nobel just because he isn’t bush/cheney or mccain/palin is wimpy and premature. i don’t get it, especially since it’s my opinion that if he had lost the election he never would have been nominated in the first place.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:08:04 +0000

I thought that was you grundle, not your bridge.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:07:08 +0000

Morning Ma’am!
Up yours Ni.

Thank you for saving our town, here’s an apple pie.
Thank you Ma’am.
No being of good standing you won’t let anyone know about this.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:55:38 +0000

Remarkably, in my experience it’s the other way around. Although it’s entirely possible that I got the only POS lemon Volkswagen ever rolled off the line, with my luck.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:49:05 +0000

if i had been born with a whole brain, i could get affordable medical coverage now?

rats, still not as good as your ford/vw one….

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:22:54 +0000

If a republican had a heart he/she’d be a democrat. If a democrat had any brains he/ she’d be a republican. Nope too divisive and generalizations, let’s try something new.

If a Ford would work it’d be a Volkswagon.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:04:18 +0000

If my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle. Anybody got any more?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:48:49 +0000

No more like fahr away as in NYC.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:45:46 +0000

Semantics. It’s a living document, subject to the whim of the politicians in charge (both Repubs and Dems).

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:41:58 +0000

If a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped. “If” statements are REALLY strong in arguements b/c they can easily be backed up with facts. (Dripping heavy with sarcasm).

By: VictoryNotVengeance

VictoryNotVengeance — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:17:18 +0000

Is she wearing a Mooninite shirt?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force FTW!

And with the volume turned off…. she’s kinda hot.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:52:08 +0000

@DWN – Oh god, yes. I’ll never live this down. Or get the time back.
*places face in hands and weeps*

By: PdeV

PdeV — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:42:01 +0000

If McCain were president, the Dow would be in the 4,000′s, but the Republicans wouldn’t be blaming McCain. They would say he inherited the Recession… from Clinton, of course.

By: rach

rach — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:21:32 +0000

I think that just took a few years off my life…

By: Messier

Messier — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:04:50 +0000

Look it up on ED too. HORRIBLE stuff

By: meglet

meglet — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:59:24 +0000

no harm in repetition to enforce the message wallFly… the less boxxys or people watching boxxys out there the better

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:46:51 +0000

Clearly it means something that is very fahr away. Like Iceland.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:44:40 +0000

That’s because you are a RACIST! You’re racist against Hawaii just because they’re another country!!!

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:43:56 +0000

I also got the Nobel BLT Prize. *facepalm* It was a very noble prize indeed.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:42:49 +0000

-eats up the brownies with some magic milk- mmmm

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:42:29 +0000

Currently spinning Gungan death camps into administration propaganda, sir. I have a feeling this is gonna be a pretty easy one.

By: charro the Floydist

charro the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:41:27 +0000

No but it was magic milk.

By: Rando the Floydist

Rando the Floydist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:40:46 +0000

My bribe is…in…there…GIMME DA MONIES!!!!!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:40:31 +0000

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom.” I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:40:01 +0000

Trolls pay taxes?
*slams the button on his PA again*
SOMEONE GET ME “The One” IN HERE NOW!
I need a surplus to fund my “War on Kittens”!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:37:53 +0000

No actually that’s my new deodorant I’m marketing, I call it, “Ode du Overlórd” Captivating isn’t it? I think the slogan will be “You’ll smell so good, she’ll think you’re up to something.”

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:35:07 +0000

Ah yes… still one of the best lines EVAR!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:35:06 +0000

you call for bitter troll?

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:34:06 +0000

It could have been, but most of the Gungans have been rounded up into our “Cuisine Camps”…. Have you have Gungan legs before? They’re to DIE for! Mwuah… Mwuahahahah… Muwhahahahahahahahah!

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:31:57 +0000

Who’s my Secretary of the Treasury?!
*pushes a button on his PA*
Get me the sneakiest damn tax evader you can find… STAT!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:29:35 +0000

-stands up above the crowd and smiles down to everyone, reaches towards his bitter belt- excuse me while i wipe this out

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:27:15 +0000

Your bribe is in there too…

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:26:43 +0000

*grabs Obama by the shoulder and starts to walk with him*
Are you insane? Can’t you see that man is a Ni-
*looks at Obama smiles and grabs Harry Reid by the shoulder*
Are you insane? Can’t you see that man is a Ni?!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:25:54 +0000

Here, warsh yur clothes with a Jamaican accent.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:25:27 +0000

Now you’re just trying to recoup the shame you earned because you watched all of it.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:23:30 +0000

bitter? naw..well a lil…but both sides seem extreamly childish and spoiled.

YOUR not in my party…so i will vote against your bill no matter what

YOUR not in my party…so even if your president im going to probe your past till i find SOMETHING i can use…

I DONT care if millions of people need that bill, your NOT in my party so i will hold it up and try to ruin it

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:21:59 +0000

And the word “fire” has no a in it… I’ve been living in the south for over 25 years and I still dont know what a “fahr” is.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:19:34 +0000

The best nation in the world? Donation!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:16:52 +0000

obama black? bitter troll thought he was hawiian

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:15:38 +0000

only half breed muslin- sagenod-

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:09:24 +0000

He IS Muslin after all….