The largest pork processing plant in the entire country.
(The U.S. Capitol Building)
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Congrats!
Yeah, I like this one!
Well done, No1.
Gratz!!!!!!!!!!!! And so true.
Pork? I thought they dealt in bull.
Only what comes out of the back end of the bull.
Well, bull by-product.
Spam?
Which comes from “SPiced hAM”.
True. Will therefore make a whole lot of people have a whole lot of very angry discussions.
In before nitwits.
Complaining about pork in Congress is much like complaining about congressmen in general. Everyone agrees it’s bad, but no one wants to get rid of the pork/representative in THEIR district.
I always vote against him, hoping he’ll go away.
Strangely, it never works.
I’d be quite willing to go without a congressman instead of Ed Royce in Congress.
Chris Van hollan. “Yes, lets give flu shots to the free market, its not like someones cousins baby will die because the pharmicies will take it all and not give any to children”
@slagg – Check it out, your prediction was on-point. You must have ESPN.
Is it kosher?
yeah, it’s processed by hebrew international
Oy vey!
*Whacks iami across nose with newspaper* Sit! And behave.
Best Hotdogs…. EVAR! Well… Nathan’s are pretty good too.
Not country, I’d say world. Also the largest manure/ fertilizer factory as well.
That would be the media actually.
No media is second. B/c half of what the media produces is unusable (too acidic).
At least they’re good at what they do. Very good.
Well, you have to admit that no part of the pig is wasted that way. Not even the squeal.
It all Gorge w. bush’s fault we all poor we need som1 to help
Try going back to school.. that would be a good start.
It’s so sad to see a child left behind.
*snort* Ahahaha! Nice one.
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It’s safer–and more enjoyable–if you just trust me, and don’t ask too carefully what’s really inside.”
Substitute politicians for my boots, and, voila!, it applies here.
Awesome job No1.
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what is that building?^^
U.S. Capitol building you dunce! It even says it under the picture! *facepalm*
You would be surprised at how many people think that it is the White House.
I didn’t recognise it from this angle.
I’m normally passing over head in my flying saucer.
*snerks at Sqwirk*
It’s the Mall of America, retard.
The Grand Mal of America, these days
I hate how you negative people come here just to grump and
to carpe the whole diem.
Now don’t go and have a seizure about it!
I don’t know if this fits here, but I seizure very concerned about the topic.
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I thought the Capitol Building was still just that; the Grand Mall includes the surrounding parkland, the (US) National War Memorial…?
I dunno. I was just calling it the giant mall that’s in Minnesota to be a smartass. I know that’s not the Mall of America.
Whereas I was entirely serious; I had the impression that the Capitol was in the Grand Mall, but the Mall term included the surrounding area.
“National” Mall, I think is the correct term, but most people ’round town just call it the Mall. And it refers to the swatch of land that stretches from the steps of the Capitol building through to the Lincoln Memorial.
Well, that’s a crappy mall. There’s not even a Sbarro. Or a Gap. What the hell kind of mall are we running here?
they do sell umbrelas
No Sunglass Hut, though. (Why is there a Sunglass Hut in every mall in America, and it’s always got 2 or 3 douchey looking employees hanging around and NO customers? Every time….)
Because nobody wants to pay that kind of money for sunglasses.
I understand that, what I don’t understand is how the hell do they stay open? Is it some kind of money-laundering thing?
*hides his pair of Oakley’s behind his back* yeah.. money laundering! I think they’re in with Cuba! That’s it…
Sounds like Crestwood Plaza in St. Louis. Uh, not that I work at that mall or anything. I wouldn’t know anything about both Macy’s & Dillard’s closing leaving only Sears as the sole anchor store. And I wouldn’t know anything about Subway being the only place left in the food court. *sigh*
Oooh. We had a mall like that. It…finally closed. Hope yours doesn’t. After it closed and before they finally tore it down, the old parking lot made a great place to teach kids to drive, though. Unfortunately, it also turned out to be a great place to dispose of bodies…they found at least two there when they tore it down.
Oh, most of us are pretty well resigned to the fact that the mall will close. The question is how long can they keep pretending that place is going to survive. They attempted to turn it into an artsy place, turning vacant stores into places for theatre companies, art galleries, and activity centers, but sadly it hasn’t helped a bit. Outside of a couple 3rd rate mall chains, a GameStop, and a Gap, our Sears is about the only reason to go there. Yet somehow our store still pulls in decent numbers especially considering the circumstances.
Oh, and at this point the mall is probably filled to about, say, 33% capacity. It’s really pathetic to actually go out into the mall. There’s an echo.
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Masons!!!!!
Shhhhhhh … They’re watching!
And Mason….ing.
Can they just do that freely?
“Yo Capitol Building, I’m really happy for you, Imma Let you finish, but Hormel Foods Corporation had one of the best pork products of all time. ONE OF THE BEST PORK PRODUCTS OF ALL TIME.”
Sorry. The internets made me do it.
This is Israeli Occupied Territory.
Maybe we can get them to call in a strike force and look for your brain.
You might want NASA on that too, aren’t they the specialists and finding things that don’t originate from this planet?
Yeah, but they’ll only claim that it was a weather balloon. Since weather balloons are filled with helium rather than hot air, we know that’s a lie.
It’d be a huge waste of time and money since you’ll never find something that never existed.
As in porky pies?
My brain morphed with, and has become… the internet. What’s your excuse?
Hmmm, nesting fail? Or maybe the Israeli’s succeed in that air strike.
We eats our spinach *toots on his corn cob pipe*
Pork eh….
Even looks sort of like a penis… Hmmm
Meh – nothing new. People have been saying this since at least the 1960′s. Trouble is they want to “cut out the pork” but want their own reps to “bring home the bacon”.
Ohh, very witty! +10!
I know the human being and pork can coexist peacefully
Porking has been very successful. 7 billion proof.
i heard it comes in barrels too…
mmmmm….. pork…..
the other…. white…. meat….
*drool*
Now I’ll have to have pork for lunch. Thanks for nothin, VNV!
Pork?
What?
I don’t get this…
Can anyone explain?
Pork is meat taken from a pig. Its great grilled, fried, baked, or broiled.
And I think in this political context, its where lawmakers attach side projects to major laws, often costing taxpayers a lot of money. The side pet projects may not have anything to do with a law being passed. Thats why there are so many complaints. If we pass a law limiting CEO payouts and yet that same law builds a bridge in one state, or a park in another, or gives a raise to conressman, those additions are the pork.
But it still makes a great sandwich.
Ahh…
Thank you…
You learn something new every day….
Also, ‘porking’ can be a reference to sexual intercourse. Like ‘rogering’.
O.o
Hadn’t heard either of those before…. There are a lot of weird names for sex….
That there are! And I think ‘rogering’ came from your side of the pond…
Apparently it’s an almost exclusively American English term, which would explain your confusion. Pork barrel is a derogatory term referring to appropriation of government spending for localized projects secured solely or primarily to bring money to a representative’s district.
Indeed, thank you…. Damn, I was getting better at not asking clueless questions on PK, lol….
AC, if you’re not in the U.S. how would you know about “pork-barrel” projects? Not a clueless question at all. *pats AC on back & gives cookies*
COOKIES!
Why thank you….
And my original thought was that it was meaning porky pie but that didn’t seem to make sense here…
That does seem much more well worded than my definition. Still tastes great on a sandwich.
Well, that’s the type of question where I’m fairly comfortable relying on Wikipedia.
…and agreed, pork-the-meat is awesome in sandwiches and otherwise. Mmmmm….need to make carnitas again soon.
There’s this Mexican joint in town that makes some INSANE grilled pork burritos. They serve them cut in half and each HALF is almost as big as an entire Qdoba burrito. Amazing. I want one now.
Hmmm …
*remembers one of DWN’s recipes involving pork with ginger*
@pittypat. Is it a kitchen recipe, or was it one of ‘those’ recipes?
“Those” recipe’s generally don’t include raw meat… bacteria and such becomes a danger.
This caption is even more ironic considering all the congress sex-scandals… So they’re porking each-other too…
Just remember: YOUR congressman loads spending bills with lots of worthless pork, MY congressman quite rightly brings back federal dollars to repair roads and schools, and create jobs in my community.
hahah I like this one its really funny.
for a minute I was like ” I dont get it” then I realized what they meant by pork.
why insult the pigs? its not there fault pigs are just cute with there oinks and wiggly tails
The only one not monitored by a government entity.
Don’t listen to government entities. They pork each other.
Everybody hates porkbarrell spending, unless it’s being spent in their neighborhood.
BOLOGNAAAAAAA
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pork.
+ 3 internets — i cackled ol
Pink Floyd, are you still playing 80s stuff while you play with your abacus? And @ 4%, have you noticed? Captions have taken over the world. Your super-math must be flawed or I’ll be floored.
No, he’s more or less right on the percentages.
I think Smurf just got floored…