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Lincoln’s hat is my new hero.
Mmm, excuse me… Did that tent pole say something? Is that a talking tent pole!?
Clearly, n00bs, you’ve been taking too many drugs. Tent poles don’t ZOMG IT TALKED TO ME TOO!!!1!!1! WTF!!!1!!
Is he a cardboard cutout, or is that a real photo? Was the camera invented then? And that hat looks English style to me… hmmm. War of Independence?
Yes, the camera was invented then. The American Civil War is the first, or at least one of the earliest, wars of which we have photographs.
Information about the picture here. It’s from the Battle of Antietam, shows Allan Pinkerton, President Lincoln, and Maj. Gen. John A. McClernand, and was taken by Alexander Gardner in 1862. Information on the history of photography here.
Allan Pinkerton of the Pinkerton Agency? Huh, cool info, thanks for posting.
pinkerton was also one the first “secret service” agents as well, technically. the “secret service” was comissioned shotly after Grover Clevland’s assasination.
and apprapo of nothing but, how is it that the republicans were ANTI-SLAVERY and the demoncrats PRO-SLAVERY but the republicans are painted as racist??. and whay are so many black people DEMOCRATS?? do they long for the “good ole’ days” or are they just forgetful?? LEARN YOUR HISTORY AMERICA!!!
ok I’m done, you can have the soap box back.
It’s been discussed here ad nauseum, but the thumbnail version is that there was a significant shift in the racial attitudes/makeup of the two major parties more or less incidental to the black Civil Rights movement of the mid-twentieth century.
To many, its as if the parties flipped ideologies all together. Political history in the US is a messy tangle of messy tangles.
Furthermore, party names are only that, names. Ideologies change constantly, like the shift in the Republican party from fiscal conservatism to social conservatism. 100 years from now, if these two parties still exist, we could be facing totally different issues with them.
abrahahm is official best dress guy EVER
you said it smarter than i did… and earlier. that’s what i get for not refreshing.
President Johnson was a HARDCORE racist, listen to the whitehouse tapes. Democrats are the most racist party in U.S. history. to be fair, the Republicans are now soo pro multi-national, pro ILLEGAL alien that both the parties need to be abolished, by armed force if neccesary. I took an oath the defend this nation from enemies FOREIGN and DOMESTIC. i suggest we do a sparticus in D.C., line the national mall with the crucified corpses for all the senators, representatives and the president and start from scratch.
You’re scary.
but right…”the tree of liberty must be watered by the blood of tyrants and patriots,” Thomas Jefferson…a DEMOCRAT!!!
Dude I’m all for a little non-violent revolution. At first I was like, “he has a good point.” but then I was like, “O_O” So all I can do is say that I agree with Rando, and that you shouldn’t be surprised if the gov’t shows up soon to talk about his post.
Yeeeeah. Also, I’m pretty sure D.C. has some strict laws on littering. You could be facing a hefty fine!
Short answer — Democrats label those who disagree with them as “racist”.
Short answer — Republicans label those who disagree with them as “communist”.
See how easy it was to troll you right back? Geez man… get some style or get off meh PK.
Dude, tell Obama to put a moratorium on appointing Communists and you’ll have a complaint.
Dude, I wish he would get some communist in there. More than anything, I wish he was a communist. I really do. No. I -really- do. But… he is just a democrat…. so… we all have to live with what we got. Still better than the Republican options at this point.
VNV, you sound like my future-husband…
Oh, true dat, true dat. *fist bumps VNV* Conservatrolls go on about how liberal or socialistic or communist Obama is, but to be honest, I don’t think he’s nearly liberal enough. He’s kinda liberal, but way too middle of the road on too much stuff. Kind of a letdown really.
Like Libtrolls went on for 8 years about Bush? Or how they whine that Palin is going to convert us to the God States of America?
Okay, you’re totally taking this in a different direction than I was going with it. I wasn’t *complaining* about conservatives saying he’s too liberal or communist. I’m saying that IMNSHO that he’s not liberal enough. Clearly we liberals have complained for 8 years about Bush (well, I was a couple years late due to an unfortunate turn to the dark side at the beginning of the decade) and still do since we’re still cleaning up his mess. And yes, we complain about Palin a lot. And yes, we still feel justified doing so. And yes, we *are* just that arrogant. But so are the conservatives. This was not meant as a “righties are so much meaner than lefties” post. It was more along the lines of, if you think Obama is liberal, then you ain’t seen nothing. Obama is more like Mike Huckabee compared to some of us liberals.
Just pointing out the other side. On a friendly note, come on! I thought of you guys on PK and put an effort to give ya’ll a chuckle. Do you catch it yet?
Is it your new avatar? I can’t really tell what it is.
You missed all the hints. *sigh* It is a Pink Floyd, from the Andy Griffith show. You know, Carolina style.
Man, Liberals, it’s against the law to shoot them, and you CAN live without them….. :p
Dude. It’s really f’ing tiny. I can’t even see it. Don’t blame me.
I’ll just blame your optometrist.
Fair enough. I need new glasses anyway. My eyesight just keeps getting worse.
*walks away, leaving myself wide open on that one*
*puts away 10 foot pole*
Garfield… his icon is Garfield…
Clean out your cache Max. It’s been a Pink Floyd for a day now.
I see what JAC’s talking about…it’s just kinda hard to see.
Eh, I’m here at work, when I check at home, your icon is different. I just figured you used to two different computers depending on the time of day.
Whatever. Fvcking racist.
TOOOO SOONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
too soon…that old china ruler right?
It totally looks like claymation to me.
Ah, back when the Republican party was the party of liberal democracy and had true progressives like Abe. He must be spinning in his grave to see what it’s become.
Dude, do we have to go through this yet again? We really don’t need this ugly battle today. I’m still drained from yesterday.
I have some No Doz.
-jiggles charro- charro charro look front page on both celeb and on PK
*is jiggled* Come here and I’ll show you what your reward is..
-follows charro- oooh what prize bitter troll get?
bitter’s bitter reward is behind this curtain.. Involving a midget, a pool cue, mayonnaise and a car battery.
is it a county fair?- peeks behind curtain-
No it’s just the best damn time you’ve ever had! *hands over dog leash* Now, tie me up and use me bitter love.
-closes curtain behind them- admission to watch , pay at ticket booth
*dusts off his camera*
I haven’t used this since DWN’s presidency…
Cameraman’s here! Open up!
*spreads le..* Oh.. you meant the CURTAIN. Right.
Yes the curtain… is DOES match the carpet!
*hands BT the camera*
It’s got a hi-res zoom lens on it… go for that hawt PoV stuff.
*looks at carpet*
*looks at curtain*
Hey they do match!
As a side note, I shave. bitter love, I’m ready for my close up!
I’ve always told you that I adore your decorum Charro.
*blushes*
*stammers* Whu, why.. Th thanks Max. I adore you too.
Aaaah!! No! Get it away! High levels of caffeine are my undoing! Don’t you have some heroin or crack rock I could have instead? Those would be easier to deal with.
Here I have these…
*hands rando two pastel colored tablets*
It’s pez…
Yay! I likes da Pez!
…
…
You lied to me.
Ooh, are you rolling as hard as I am? *eyes vibrate*
drugs are bad, but pez is good, have anything in a boba fett head?
Drugs are good. In fact, I’m high right now.
drugs good? south park lied to bitter troll?
i can has drugz?
Some drugs are good yes. South Park did lie to you, yes. You can has drugs, yes.
As my father the addiction counselor says, everything in moderation.
As 16 Volt the band says
Everything in excess everything at all.
Everything in excess until we fall.
Everything in excess keeps my dad in a job, so that’s okay.
Yay for jobs!
No, the one’s in the Boba Fett head are corticosteroids….
What? I have chronic bronchitis! And I certainly didn’t get it from huffing all those paint fumes that’s for sure!
Try nitrous.
Oh wouldn’t that be a joy. I’ll already go all Joker-ish when I’m on shrooms, the LAST thing I need is something that won’t let me stop laughing.
Hee.. But nitrous only lasts like, 30 seconds, so it’s not as bad.
That is true, although nothing compares to the stomach cramps you get from 7 hours of laughing after a shroom trip.
That is also true.
And the noise… god all the noises taste so funny.
I’m supposedly doing shrooms this weekend with sis and her hubby. I’ll try to post on PK and say something random for you Max.
When you do, think of me, and know that I will be laughing my Joker head off.
I don’t roll… I ooze…
*oozes over to the vicks inhaler*
Would you like a lollipop Max?
Oh god no.. I’ve got a wisdom tooth that’s dead right now because I bit right through a lollipop once.
Well, ok then. I’ll just give you an E rub. Ready?
That works.
*oozes into a comfy position*
Cuddle puddle!!
…the worst part about never having done any drugs is that I have a hard time taking part in the drug jokes since I have no experience to draw from.
Most stereotypes are true, use them!
It’s ok. Most drugs aren’t worth it anyway.
Most of my friends that smoke weed say that one is worth it. But hey, I’ve still got booze.
I don’t feel weed is, but that’s because it makes me sick. I’m not a big fan of taking something that I know will make me sick.
-bounces around the messege box- bitter troll hyped up on 4 moutain dews
DO THE DEW
When you decide to go off Aderall (misspelled on purpose due to filters), you kinda need something to keep you from falling into deep slumber every minute of every day. So, I switched from prescription stimulants (don’t look at me like that, I have ADD) to very very high amounts of caffeine. Let me put it this way, I could likely drink 4 Mountain Dews, and go take a nap. Weaning myself back down to normal quantities was pretty much like hitting the ground after skydiving with no parachute except without the bloody splat. I still have *some* caffeine, but it’s pretty close to normal levels. And if you ever take Aderall, and you have to go off it cold turkey, make sure to take a week off of work. O_O
Mmmmm amphetamines..
A fairly drugged out former coworker of mine heard I took Aderall (this was about 4 years ago) and she got all snooty with me about it. “Some people consider that to be a drug, you know.” 1. Not if you’re serious about doing drugs. 2. Not if you have a freaking prescription (although it can be easily abused that way too).
Well some people are just dumb.
It IS a drug, but you need it to function properly not to get high. It don’t get you high if you take it the way it’s prescribed.
Same with pain meds; you shouldn’t be getting “high” when used as directed, you should be in less pain. Now when not used as directed.. Woo the v i c o d i n just kicked in.
Oh guess what?!?!?! I’m going to SF to see my sister tomorrow.. They have Jack in the Box there!!! Happy days!!
Mmm…now I want Jack in the Box. There are at least a dozen things there I want to eat right now.
I can’t wait!! I’m going straight from the plane to Jack in the Box and getting me a Jumbo Jack!!!
I’ve got 3 Jack in the Boxes within 5 miles of where I am right now. It’s so nice…. And I also have BOJANGLES! Yeah! That’s right! You might not know what they are but you’d be jealous anyways!
I hate you both you’re so mean!!!*cries*
*offers Charro some bacon cheese potato wedges*
Friends?
*noms* We’ll always be friends. You’ll have to get used to my emotional outbursts. I’m crazy.
*noms*
Nothing some fried plant roots smothered in pig innards and rotted milk can’t fix!
More please.
Hmmm, we’ll have to hit the drive thru again… Quick! Let’s smoke some pot and run over someone riding a bike in front of the drive thru!
As long as I get more Jack in the Box, I’m down.
Works for me! *hops into his HUGE 4×4 SUV with a snowplow on the front*
Get in Charro! Maxwell and Charro go to Jack in the Box is now in pre-production!
*sighs* I’ll do anything for free tacos
*starts unbuttoning his shirt*
Oh God, fine, just take the fvcking tacos and get out of my drive thru. *pukes*
Score! Free tacos! Do I get any eggrolls if I show you some bush?
No, but you can get a free burger. Hey, dude working the grill, make sure to put the “special sauce” on this burger, okay?
Hey Rando! I was reading this and checking the funnies out, and saw this cartoon. Thought about you!
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Hardy har har. I don’t actually drink coffee, though.
I have both.
Thank goodness. As long as it’s not high doses of caffeine. *slurps Diet Mt. Dew*
Why are you looking at me like that?
The speedball kicked in, I can’t make any other face.
Oh, okay. *slurps another Diet Mt. Dew* So, what do you guys wanna do now? Play some Halo? Watch a movie?
Get a pizza? Scam some chicks or something?
I’m down for whatever, dogs. But it has to involve chocolate. Chocolate and pop tarts.
I have some s’more pop tarts. They’re the bomb, yo.
Haven’t had them, but they sound wonderful.
chocolate pop tarts?
ands trippers?
Ooh that does sound good.
Whoa… they make chocolate stripper pop tarts? Someone gimme some singles!
The trolls are out early today..
Yes, you are.
-eats some bitter popcorn- ARGUE DAMNIT ARGUE!
-grabs his popcorn- DAMN MONSTER! STOP STEALING BITTER TROLLS POPCORN!
what? bitter troll will murderize him!
meh. who called him a tent pole? am i missing something here?
I think the officer may be Ulysses S Grant?
Or it may just be a joke about him being tall and thin.
Not Grant. Diss found out that it was Maj. Gen. John A. McClernand.
i learned something today…
thanks all
I did… over 100 years ago… at an ice cream social, I looked at Ole Abe, and said “Dude… you look like a f*cking tent pole..” Abe looked at me and promptly said “WHUT DAWG! IMMA F*CKING CUT YA! IT’S ON LIKE DONKEY F*CKING KONG NAOW BIATCH!”
True story….
man max you are totally badass… i knew those ice cream socials were hot-beds of gang violence
excellent story, though i do wonder if abe was all talk …
“And although I am not as thin as a tent pole, I am very much tall enough to act as one. Quickly, tell you men to gather round and drape a sheet over my hat and I will show you how to make a quick secret fort!”
ROFL.
*gathers round and takes notes*
I fricken love making secret forts!
*peeks out from her couch-cushion fort*
Hey….be careful, the carpet is lava!
*lol’s nostalgically…remembering the snakes in the heating register*
Thanks for the memory, SB!
Don’t forget about the shark infested waters near the coffee table…
The basement stairs…..
Oh god the basement stairs…..
*sobs*
….I can’t…I can’t……
And watch out for the yellow lines in the parking lot at Wal-Mart! They’re LASERS!!!!! Or so my 6-year-old tells me.
I’M A BIG PRESIDENT…AND I WANT A BIG CEREAL!
Do not mock Lincoln.
The Civil War was BIG.
Big as Honeycomb?
(yeahyeahyeah)
its not small?
( no no no)
BT gets it.
*pushes over a big heapin’ bowl*
Milk?
Do these come with marshmallow stovepipe hats in a rainbow of colors?
Frosted Lincoln Charms…they’re presidentially delicious!
bitter troll makes his own milk
Ahem. Speaking for bitter troll now, grimmie?
dont listen to that liar! bitter troll not make own milk..bitter troll uses spider milk like everyone else. after implants bitter’s 6 boobies no make milk
…
How do you milk a spider exactly? And does it have to be one of the giant ones from Giant Spider Invasion?
Well whatever it is, I’ve got a veeery large boot to squash it with!
well first grab the spider teet, tug and release, repeat till you have enough milk
Ohhhh no, the last time I grabbed a spider teet, I got into a huge legal dispute…. sheesh.
that not spider, that goth girl…most of them get pissy..some like it.
And part of a balanced budget!
Oh score, well played, Max.
The prize in the box is a tiny copy of the Emancipation Proclamation.
Fortified with 14 essential vitamins and amendments!
They even stay crunchy in milk!
Gut spilling time!
See, I don’t really understand why all the fanaticism about Lincoln is about.
He revoked the first amendment rights, threatened to arrest Congress, and continued a war much of the North was opposed to.
Heck, he was assassinated shortly after it all ended- maybe if he’d have survived he would be no where near as well liked.
To be fair, he did reunite the Union, but I still have to wonder at what cost. I mean, the South was totally within its rights to secede from the Union and, as Apu tells us in the episode where he becomes a U.S. citizen, the civil war was started over other things besides slavery.
The whole slavery issue is, in my opinion, a way of making the entire war seem more justified.
Dude. He’s tall. He’s got that hat -and- that beard. He is on the penny which is just a coin. He is on a five dollar bill. He has a monument and streets named after him all over the states. How can you not be fanatic about him? He’s an icon. I mean the hat, man!! Come on!!
He’s fvckin’ Honest Abe! They wouldn’t name him that unless he was really really honest, right?
bitter troll not sure, bill clinton man called slick willie…who ever felt his willie to see if it really slick? lets call monica
At first Rando.. I thought you were accusing VNV and ole Abe of something rather dirty…
Dude, if VNV is fvckin’ Honest Abe, I don’t wanna know about it.
But you know who does? Weekly World News, that’s who!
after all this time, pretty sure zombie lincon would be to crusty and crunchy to hump
Seriously. Honest Abe! Its not like he was Abe the tall. Or Abe who had the hat. They called him Honest Abe. That’s just something you gotta take at face value. He’s honest. No doubt.
You noticed that too?
Well, we’re told in schools today that slavery was the main issue of the war. It wasn’t it was an afterthought mainly. But try getting a bunch of teens to wrap their head around the concept that the south did NOT want or need industrialization, when all those teens have cellphones that can do things that our computers couldn’t do ten years ago.
Yeah, well, for Columbus Day I got to explain to my kids that Columbus really wasn’t trying to prove the world was round. *sigh*
Marco Polo just wanted the recipe for meat sauce… instead he got blinded and lost in a pool, and his jackass friends just TAUNTED him….
And the pilgrims & indians have always gotten along since the first Thanksgiving. There were never any wars over indian land. They gave it to us willingly and happily moved to reservations. (Bursting their bubble on Thanksgiving is gonna be kinda harsh too.)
Lief landed first! OK, after the Native Americans…. *kicks dirt*
We’re taught that the ASW was about slavery in schools in Europe too, if it even rates a mention.
it kind of makes sense Maxwell, most countries make their enemies look worse and themselves more heroic following a war so they can maintain or encourage patriotism, convince the rest of the masses the fight and sacrifices were worth it. I mean (this might instigate a bit but it’s a valid point i think) take Jesus – during his time I doubt he was regarded with the same fervor as today, i mean hell, the cruficied the man but today, you know, to many he’s the son of god. In that sense, Abe’s still got a lot of work to do on his image to catch up. The hat does help though (never been a fan of the beard but he works it).
Gut spilling time!
See, I don’t really understand why all the fanaticism about Lincoln is about.
He revoked the first amendment rights, threatened to arrest Congress, and continued a war much of the North was opposed to.
Heck, he was assassinated shortly after it all ended- maybe if he’d have survived he would be no where near as well liked.
To be fair, he did reunite the Union, but I still have to wonder at what cost. I mean, the South was totally within its rights to secede from the Union and, as Apu tells us in the episode where he becomes a U.S. citizen, the civil war was started over other things besides slavery.
The whole slavery issue is, in my opinion, a way of making the entire war seem more justified.
Indeed, if Lincoln had survived, maybe he would have been reviled and hated and gone down in history as a horrid president.
Sorry bout this pontificating, guys, I just wanted to get this thing off my chest.
but….lincon captain kirks favorit!
As I write this, I see there have been 157 comments so far on this Honest Abe pic. Of those, a high inordinate percentage have been by posters who are apparently still Pink Floyd fans. As Abe had nothing whatsoever to do with PinkFloyd, I can only surmise that here on this website there is a cabal, a secret society of Floyd fans. I protest. I am calling Homeland Security and Billary right now… Ahh, does anyone know if the Black Panthers are still active? The KKK? GWB?
Boy…. you’re slow aren’t you? The Floydists have been around for a good many lols….
And just to let you know Billary is a Beatlist… and like a good Beatlist, she’ll fight to keep the FLoydists in power.
And a new name, just to show you that we have you surrounded.
Ooooooh…I might have to consider changing religions…
We Floydists subscribe to a higher power than Billary, homeland security, or any smurfs, even Papa Smurf: The 5 Floydist prophets, Gilmour, Mason, Wright, Waters, and Barrett. They shine on like crazy diamonds, and two of them are already in the great gig in the sky. And if you have a problem with liking Pink Floyd, I can give you rather precise directions to where you can fvck off.
*raises his hand* Ooo! Oo! I know this one! I studied for this test!
Are you saying the Floydists never got over it? I did. Are they dangerous?
I’m sorry, but got over it? Was there something to get over?
OK, so resistance is futile… You could be my useful spy into the machinations and intrigue of the Floydists, something that might interest at least one person beyond their little ah, groupy grouping. You infer they are in power. Is this a fairly loose sort of power, or are they just loose? I’m glad you got rid of the Maxwell Mouthful. But now it’s something worse… the pope. (Non capital letter off me…)
Ur paranoia. Let me show you it.
It’s ok, he’s just a short little blue man, in a village with a bunch of other short little blue men, and only one female that’s of age… With a guy who’s constantly chasing after him for… some, undisclosed reason.
Yeh, I got over Kiss and Metallica as well. And ACDC. Did you? Hush, I think I hear a Floydist approaching…
The reply button is your friend. Really. Say hi to it. What do you mean you got over KISS, Metallica, and AC/DC. Is there are a reason you stopped listening to good tunes? What do you listen to now?
Good tunes? ACDC? You kiddin? You actually read or heard any of their lyrics? I just finished listening to The Dark Side of the Moon. Old habits die hard.
I still haven’t figured out what your point is.
Indeed, conversations with him would be a lot easier if he could get his nesting right…
I’m still trying to figure out how “getting over” a band, is anything but being a contemporary poser.
Oooh, it’s MusicSnobby Smurf. Didn’t you get kicked out of Smurf Village for being fvcking annoying?
Presto! One turned up… Hi mate. How ya doin? RYa just another brick in The Wall, or what?
Do you actually have a point to all this or do you just like making fun of us? I’ll see YOU on the dark side of the moon. If you’re lucky.
Yeah, I like poking sacred cows with a stick. This should be a chat so lots more idiots can communicate, all at once. You got something against fun?
Ah, I get it. Eh. You’re not even really that much fun, making fun of a pretend religion on a silly LOL site. So what music do you listen to, Mr. Troll?
My guess would be “I’m too sexy for the reply button”
Well playing with the under-developed is a fun past time and all, but I’ll leave you to it Rando, my shift’s over and in the words of Mr. Green “I’m going home to sleep with my wife!”
Yeah, I gotta get up early, and this guy isn’t even worth fighting with. Screw it.
Well please, do the rest of us a favor, go over to India or another largely Hindu nation and poke their cows. You’ll get a bigger reaction, which is I’m sure what you’re after.
Aha, so this stuff must have a point to satisfy some egos? What if the point is pointless? Does a new intruder bursting in on your cosy little pointed and pointy meaningless-nesses get burned at a lol stake or something? Well papist?
I dunno. You’re not really worth my time. You’re a lousy troll. Good night.
And good night to you Randy. I wonder just who IS worth your precious time… You probably have a list of favorites that you feel comfortable with. Good luck with them…
always get a kick out of it when people say stuff like that, “I wonder just who IS worth your precious time…” implying that because you ignore that person you must ignore everyone, when that person is completely ignorant of the fact that most people would ignore them because they’re moronic so it’s not elitism on the part of the ignorer but stupidity on the part of the person being ignored.
what’s the work for that? denial or projection? i can’t remember. either way you’re an idiot smurt.
Oh hi Wallflower with the doghead. So you are the expert on idiots. Seems obvious you studied hard for a degree… in idiocy. Were you in the Bush administration?
Smurf, your words have shown us all who is the idiot in here. And you are a well qualified one at that. We all think you doth protesteth too much…
“would align most closely with today’s democratic party ”
Not really; read up on Lincoln’s (and other early Republican’s) opinions on, say, economic policy, the Constitution, etc.
– modulus the fact that the question itself is silly and anachronistic; the majority of antislavery folks were still very much racist back then.
what did your parents do during the revolution??? my uncle, James Monroe, took a bullet for washington in princeton. don’t start , you will lose!!! S.A.R. stands for SONS of the AMERICAN REVOLUTION…are you qualified to be a mamber?? probabley not you socialist traitor!!
Thats much less like trolling. Good job!
… she says as though her approval was valuable. Sheesh.
Actually, its virtually the opposite on this site! But I do it… because I love you! lol!
She? VNV is a girl?
I don’t think so. But I’m confident that DRH is a misogynist so maybe that’s why the contemptuous “she”.
Misogynist, sure. But I think that’s just a symptom of a bigger problem: DRH is just a massive fvcking asshole.
“DRH is just a massive fvcking asshole.”
How very true. +1 internet for you. And some cookies.
nom nom nom
Oops, I ate the +1 internet instead of the cookies. Crap.
No calories in the +1 internets. Only lots of 1′s and 0′s! So you should still have room for those cookies.
No calories, eh? I’m gonna a diet of lots and lots of internet!
least we know he was not from japan then-nods-
Also, if you grind it up and snort it.
Yeah, her other druggie coworker thought that was pretty funny. Aderall, pfft. Amateur stuff. The girl in question tended to get an attitude with me about stuff like that because I wouldn’t let her smoke pot at work (I was the overnight shift leader, so *I* was the boss dammit). Oh no! What an evil mean boss!
How DARE you!!! It’s their GOD GIVEN RIGHT to smoke pot at work!!!
Seriously… back when I delivered pizzas, my boss wouldn’t let me work UNTIL I smoked pot. Something about my road rage.
Yeah my pizza shop was infested with pot heads. I had to stop them from smoking, in the store, during normal work hours though.
After the door was locked though it was on like Donkey Kong. They smoked, I drank. Ah, liquor.
I have… many many stories of pizza places, mainly cause I delivered or managed in multiple stores for over a decade… Ah high school and college, you always had the best jobs..
I had my own store. Good times.
I’m so glad I was just a shift leader, doing the commissary order, inventory, and the schedule is too much paperwork for me. I was fine with just doing the deposits at night.
They did it anyway, apparently in very small hits during slow times. I didn’t find out until after I was demot…uh, no longer a shift leader. OTOH, they actually seemed to work better when they did it. *shrug* One of them used to be a hardcore alcoholic, so apparently just being a bit of a pothead kept him from going in the bottle. I don’t know if that’s how it works, but that’s what he said.
i’ll match your sar with a dar, raise you with a second dar line, and toss in a daughter of the confederacy for good measure – can you match that you troglodyte ignoranus?
Dude….how fvcking old are you? The James Monroe who died in 1831 was your uncle? I call shenanigans. Also, it was the Battle of Trenton. Dumbass.
only the right wing mambers are all frothy, but it’s not caused by the dar, it’s the right-wingedness that causes the frothing
You are really scary. Do you belong to the KKK?!?!
Well, maybe he meant his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle. Is that enough greats?
Hey, he said “uncle”…maybe he’s a time-traveler from the past who’s figured out how to use a computer.
I qualify for DAR on my mom’s side, but it’s never been anything I’ve found terribly interesting. Of course, my main exposure to the DAR was on Gilmore Girls. Perhaps it’s more fun in real life.
that comment was directed at that socialist kool-aid drinker in front, not you maam. you are one of the true patriots and if i offended you i apolgize. if i offended him, well, good tell him to call his sponsor or go to another meeting.
i went to a couple meetings — dar on the gilmore girls was way better.
and luckily way up here in the pac nw, there isn’t a real strong interest in the dau of the confederacy in spite of all the skinheads and neo-nazis in the woodwork (or maybe that’s why there isn’t much interest??)
I sooo don’t qualify! 1/2 of one side came over before WWI, the other 1/2 after WWI, and the other side came over after WWII. What did my parents do during the revolution? There weren’t any of those in Scandinavia!
but you still get to be a viking! i missed out on that by miles and miles: the ancestors from scotland were from the wrong side of edinburg and were too late to get in on the pillaging – other than the recessive red hair, we take after the the short, stumpy, darker haired scots. i’m tired of being stumpy!
I do believe that red hair came from my relatives… And the Scots were no wimps when it came to raiding and pillaging–or at least fighting in skirts!
yup, few wimps in kilts with their bits exposed and all, but we’re still on the stumpy side. now my father’s family lines are english and german, and not a stump among them, but that passed me by completely, yet i got his lack of junk and the trunk to put it in. in other words no booty to shake (did that just date me?)
If it dated you, it dated me as well. Shake shake shake!!!
see that’s the problem with this format — unless you specify which one of us kool-aid drinking socialist democrats you are replying to, it looks like you’re painting us all with the same wide brush of intolerance and bigotry.
furthermore, we are all true patriots here (even those who aren’t american, they are just as patriotic for their own nations as we are), the difference is the left sees different solutions to what we believe are the problems. spewing trigger words such as “true patriot,” “socialist,” and “kool-aid drinker” will garner you no respect or even influence. those aren’t the words of debate and dialog, those are fighting words meant to get everyone riled up and ready to respond without thought. using them speaks more of your lack of understanding and gullible-ness than it does anything derogatory about the left.
& btw, ma’am has an apostrophe!