I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
(Mahmoud Ahmedinejad)
You’re just stealing from the cool guys (Via Roflrazzi)
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F1R57
Mr. Obama and Mr. Ahmedinejad actually DO have something in common!
Really, troll? C’mon. You’re better than that.
they both have feet!
They’re both carbon-based!
neither was born in keyna!
Neither was born of a virgin!
Neither is a virgin!
are you sure?
Horse manure! Sure I’m sure – they’ve had sex galore!
you where there?
seen the sex tape?
took photos?
gave them the good loven?
both at the same time?
Why yes that’s an affirmative seeing as how I was the undercover copy who busted them for lewd conduct in the men’s restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport …
well…ok….you have made bitter troll’s arugement invalid.
no no keep the photo of shaq holding the panda. you dont need to use it.
We also have a picture of Mickey Dolenz holding a kitten if you need it.
Well, they are both doing their best to F*** the U.S.
No Jon, they’re both doing their best to F*** over Israel. Obama is making America a better place to live. He’s only correcting Bush’s mistakes. (said with a straight face)
And this ^ conservatives, is how you can give a compliment to Obama and NOT catch on fire.
‘(said with a straight face)’
Just barely able to keep your face straight, eh?
*hands Blarg cookie and beverage of choice*
Cheers!
Arthur Schopenhauer lamented the misuse of the term “humour” (a German loanword from English) to mean any type of comedy. However, both “humour” and “comic” are often used when theorizing about the subject. The connotation of “humour” is more that of response, while “comic” refers more to stimulus. “Humour” also originally had a connotation of a combined ridiculousness and wit in one individual, the paradigm case being Shakespeare’s Sir John Falstaff. The French were slow to adopt the term “humour” and in French, “humeur” and “humour” are still two different words, the former still referring only to the archaic concept of humours.
Western humour theory begins with Plato, who attributed to Socrates (as a semihistorical dialogue character) in the Philebus (p. 49b) the view that the essence of the ridiculous is an ignorance in the weak, who are thus unable to retaliate when ridiculed. Later, in Greek philosophy, Aristotle, in the Poetics (1449a, pp. 34–35), suggested that an ugliness that does not disgust is fundamental to humour.
In ancient Sanskrit drama, Bharata Muni’s Natya Shastra defined humour (hāsyam) as one of the eight nava rasas, or principle rasas (emotional responses), which can be inspired in the audience by bhavas, the imitations of emotions that the actors perform. Each rasa was associated with a specific bhavas portrayed on stage. In the case of humour, it was associated with mirth (hasya).
The terms “comedy” and “satire” became synonymous after Aristotle’s Poetics was translated into Arabic in the medieval Islamic world, where it was elaborated upon by Arabic writers and Islamic philosophers such as Abu Bischr, his pupil Al-Farabi, Avicenna, and Averroes. Due to cultural differences, they disassociated comedy from Greek dramatic representation, and instead identified it with Arabic poetic themes and forms, such as hija (satirical poetry). They viewed comedy as simply the “art of reprehension” and made no reference to light and cheerful events or troublous beginnings and happy endings associated with classical Greek comedy. After the Latin translations of the 12th century, the term “comedy” thus gained a new semantic meaning in Medieval literature.[3]
The Incongruity Theory originated mostly with Kant, who claimed that the comic is an expectation that comes to nothing. Henri Bergson attempted to perfect incongruity by reducing it to the “living” and “mechanical”.[4]
Humour. FIRST!!!! posts dont have it…
I’m feeling rather phlegmatic today–too much so to be bilious about ‘first’ posts. But I’m grateful for the humor lesson!
Dude, ‘phlegmatic’ and ‘bilious’ in one sentence! You are a rock star. Nice usage.
I think she’s pulling our phleg and will automatically bilious at the end of the month.
I will choler if she doesn’t pay up promptly!
I demand a spleen nation!
I’m just sanguine, you seem to be venting a lot of spleen, lately!
While ire realize that’s me problem, I can’t seem to find mercurial.
YAY!! very well done you two! I stand – well, sit – in awe!!
Please, you two…act rage!
cool copypasta, brosef.
the problem when you want to start an argumentation to prove a point is that you must have the right presuppositions. Your presupposition is that i tried to be funny. well, i didnt. i just acted as a basic troll and never expected someone to think it was funny.
so, if we sum up :
- hors-sujet (before you start your dissertation, you must spend at least 15 mins trying to find the right presuppositions)
-not your own reflexion
2/20, “i am disappoint”
“i just acted as a basic troll”
Wow… You are actually proud of the fact that you go onto PK to post spam to annoy people, knowing full well that you are posting crap that’s been done countless times, and isn’t contructive for the LOL.
Look buddy, I was just following tradition. Spam the F1R57!!1! troll with something remotely educational, and maybe it will learn to type correctly, crawl out from under it’s bridge, and join the civilised world.
there’s a difference between “aware” and “proud”.
also, wat ?
Therefore demonstrating that lolwut is lacking the taco needed to be a full combination platter.
I love tacos!
Tacos are so 3 months ago, It’s all chimichangas now.
To everything (turn turn turn)
There is a season (turn turn turn)
And a taco for every purpose, under heaven
So, lolwut, let’s recap. You are a troll. I am not a troll. Troll < Anything you can think off. Now, Viking Gal supports me, not you, and since she is a PK celebrity (along with Suicide Blonde, Bitter Troll, Charro, Floydist and others) I would take the hint that you aren't wanted, and go crawl back under your bridge, or mother's basement, wherever you feel more at home buddy.
I’m a celebrity?
Uh oh. Now I’ll have to watch out for paparazzi.
Get that lens away from me, or I’ll smite you with my war hammer!
-goes crazy, shaves his bitter head and attacks a car with a umbrella- AHHH LEAVE BITTER TROLL ALONE
I wonder if the Betty Ford clinic takes famous trolls, along with the actors and such?
ZOMG I JUST SAW MY PICTURE CAPTIONED ON ROFLRAZZI!!11!! WE ARE CELEBRITIES!!1!11!!eleventy!!
-gets out of car CROTCH SHOT- bitter troll not wearing panties..they make him very bitter
@BT I so do not want to know about troll shaving habits!
shave? noooo noo noo bitter troll hires oompa loompa’s mow his lawn
Should I be offended that I wasn’t on that list!
Why yes I am in fact offe- Oh hey a taco!
*munches*
What was I saying? Right… now about those damn kids on Eddie’s lawn…
I’m a celebrity? Wow. My first order of business is to decree that we shall go on a drinking and coke spree that includes me flashing cameras my naughty bits.
No that’s there’s a Paco for every purpose. GEEZ!
Mmmmmmmm, tacos. And dare I say that I love… fish tacos?
This thread is relevant to my interests…
*tackle hugs* DWN is relevant to MY interests!!!
*dog piles*
Towers of people are relevant to MY interests!!!
Eh. Tacos are more relevant to my interests. *goes to Taco Bell*
I love the smell of DeathWyrm in the morning.
I Am Covered in Women…
This is also relevant to my interests.
Also, obligatory “You SMELL ME!?” XD
We are Covered in Wang!
Smelly, smelly, smelly Wang.
But I have Lynn clean it in the shower with the Oatmeal Honey Glycerin soap that is awesome, EVERY MORNING!!!
You women must be sexing me when I am not looking. O_o
Hm, oatmeal honey. Sounds edible.
Well, her mom makes soap and candles, she makes the soap with real oatmeal to act as an exfoliant though I wouldn’t suggest eating it. Seriously, I love that soap. But enough of me being a pitchman.
I suppose the Wang is lickably edible with its own cream filling but it would only have the faintest hint of oatmeal honey.
So it is really all about what you are thinking about putting in your mouth.
{Before he came I was content munching away at eggiwegs, and lomticks of toast and lovely steakiwegs and then, all of a sudden, they said I was going to have a very special visitor …}
But it was meant as a double en tawdry.
Of course, I managed to penetrate into the jist of your innuendo.
*bites* Good to see you too, love.
There are no fish tacos where I live (Vancouver, BC). On what am I missing out?
tacos!! WITH FISH!!!
And spicy sauce! Surprisingly yummy, actually!
Old one. How come people keep resubmitting the same jokes already done on the same site (and even on graphjam), you know, the webmaster or whatever, and none of my graphs/captions get blogged?! xD/
Sometimes when Lynn is too tired, I can’t get blogged either. It is a sad, sad thing and I have trouble sleeping then. I understand your pain.
Dear Mr. Ahmadickahahd
It’s too bad your reality substitute, like a sugar substitute, doesn’t have health issues for you, alone. Unfortunately, it’s everyone else who has the possible carcinogen properties and ‘aftertaste’.
Snerk!
That was well done!
It’s a shame he’s probably banned this site, so he can’t see it.
TY
I was beginning to think I had ‘hidden’ it too well.
It so fits, though.
I bet alot of problems could be solved if we sent Adam, Jamie and most importantly of all, Buster over there.
Jamie: So Mahmoud, are you hiding any WMD’s around?
Mahmoud: Oh no sir, I…
*Adam, carrying Buster under one arm and a rope under the other walks in*
Adam: Why bother asking him? If it explodes, I’ll find it….Then I’ll tie Buster up to it, set it off, and call it SCIENCE!
*puts on rabble rousing persona*
To replace an apparent PK drift toward a Re-run Sunday policy, I propose that we build on Endark’s example here and institute a Mythbusters Sunday policy. Given the vast depth of lol material related to the Mythbusters, it would be tough to run out of fresh material.
Until such time as the PK admins comply by posting only Mythbuster lols on Sunday, we can get the ball rolling by using Mythbuster techniques to bust or confirm the real or imagined myths present in the Sunday lols.
What say you?
*heads to Bitter’s kitchen to recreate the Mentos episode*
wait when did bitter troll get a kitchen?
Someone dumped an old stove under your bridge. That’s close enough.
And bridge. Water. So we don’t need to add plumbing!
plumbing is for the weak
Or the bucket-less.
NOO THEY BE STEALING MAH BUCKET!
First the LOLrus, now bitter troll. Who is stealing all the bukkits????
jack nicolson and morgan freeman
i was on the bucket list!
Nicholson steals the bucket while Freeman narrates.
AHHH!! *fan girl scream* A celebrityious (Yes I made that up, it’s the word for a person who is like a celebrity.) group of people have replied to my comment!!! Endarkened power FTW!!! *bows to all the PK celebrities*
Too bad the last American assertion of “WMD’s” turned out to be hogwash.
Iz in ur heed stealin ur sanitee
Ha! Love the Mythbuster reference.
So more or less, politics as usual.
Can someone say “WE NEED MORE GOD DAMN EXPLOSIVES!!!”
Hey Messier, take the following equation, and for humours sake, solve it for me please.
GOD DAMN EXPLOSIVES!!! + Adam Savage = What kind of fun? and how much of it?
Soooooo, we have Vladurday, which is awesome and I love, don’t get me wrong, but are we now having rerun Sundays? Seriously, same pic, same caption that we’ve had before.
Well, you know we can’t get enough good material to fill more than a couple days out of the week, so might as well go with reruns.
he failed his sanity check
must of seen Cthulhu
“Sometimes reality seems to close, I swear I can almost reach out and touch it.”
wonder what reality feels like
bet its cold
its hard
and rough
reaaaaaality is such a lonely word
everything is so untrue
ah so ronely
dum-dum-dum-dumdy-doo-wah
onree the ronely
OMG now I have Billy Joel songs stuck in my head, thanks, pitty.
Everyone lives in his own reality; to live in someone else’s would be insane if it were even possible.
bitter troll lives in my reality.
Well, you’re a mermaid, so both of you live in fantasy. Which isn’t really a problem. Reality is overrated.
dejavu is that a re?
*sigh* typical unfunny caption by american
what proof you have this person american?
TROLL’D HARD !!!!
CITE YOUR PROOF!!!
*sigh*
I’ll see your statement of unfounded nationalistic chauvinism and raise you Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Sarah Silverman, Tracy Morgan, Will Ferrel, Richard Pryor, Ellen Degeneres, Jim Gaffigan, Jack Black, Phyllis Diller, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Tim Meadows, Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Amy Poehler, and Team America World Police.
they make captions too????
And Sarah Palin.
No she’s only good for butt of joke. I think Tina Fey is what you meant (they look alike).
And for good measure, I’d like to add the entire cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000, who are probably closest in comedy to what we do here.
And Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Just because. You know. Naughty humor. And Boobies!
mmmm boobies, still epic after all these decades
Hers were pretty epic, as I recall!
still are! nummy! nom nom nom elvira boobies
Lordy, SB….gotta have Lewis Black in there. I mean really…if it wasn’t for my horse………
In Soviet Russia, Typical American is YOU!
In Soviet Russia, unfunny picture captions you!
Okay, doesn’t really work, does it?
No! I object vehemently. Poor Adam deserves better than to be quoted, however sardonically, in relation to this douche. Burn it down, burn it down!
I have a shirt that says that. LOL
me too