Comments on: SIZE DOES MATTER

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:06:43 +0000

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:34:09 +0000

I’m disgusted and repulsed and….. I can’t look away.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:59:03 +0000

Actually, I think he kinda liked it. Which is even weirder than if he were upset with me. And probably much, much safer.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 03:57:56 +0000

OMG… did we just figure out “Step 2″: ?

By: B Hunter

B Hunter — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:01:01 +0000

By: forge

forge — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:32:41 +0000

I’ll tell you right here and now we’d be a frick of a lot happier if we had a bunch more money. How, you may ask? We’d buy a separate house for our adult daughter and she’d live there and we wouldn’t have to deal with her. Fricking paradise on Earth, guaranteed.

By: forge

forge — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:11:05 +0000

Murdoch is Jewish?

By: jean jeannie

jean jeannie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:43:08 +0000

***snerk****!!!

By: jean jeannie

jean jeannie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:41:07 +0000

Bowie!! Yes…you got it.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:22:39 +0000

Might I offer you a Scrapple sammich?

By: brak

brak — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:21:50 +0000

Just make sure you take notes….makes it easier to finger things out.

By: brak

brak — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:20:04 +0000

I’d much rather have it and work from there.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:57:02 +0000

@ Max & Isildo – Did the cows give you permission to hug them? You could get your asses sued for these unwelcomed advances toward our bovine citizens!

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:50:01 +0000

I hugged a cow once. Stepped in a nasty-patty on the way out there. So GROSS! Totally not worth it.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:29:10 +0000

A small jean genie snuck off to the city
Strung out on lasers and slash back blazers
Ate all your razors while pulling the waiters
Talking bout monroe and walking on snow white
New yorks a go-go and everything tastes nice
Poor little greenie, woh ho
Get back home

By: MandaPanda

MandaPanda — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:52:14 +0000

“She who marries for money EARNS it!”

By: Mossad

Mossad — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:51:10 +0000

And by “us” you mean people other then you.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:42:05 +0000

Aw….sounds like somebody’s preparing to open fire on an aerobics class.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:18:57 +0000

Money can’t buy happiness, but lack of money can sure as hell buy you some misery.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:17:58 +0000

The upper reaches of the Teamsters have historically had some issues, at least some of which have improved considerably; the individual members and local officials are — well, like any other cross-section of society, there’s a mix of great guys and assholes, but in general they’re ok guys (and gals…).

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 11:26:07 +0000

So true, because almost all women are lying, hypocritical whores. Even all you fat cows who are busy posting things about all the skinny hot chicks.

Who am I kidding, all women are lying, hypocritical whores.

By: meglet

meglet — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:12:57 +0000

why does he have to come from Australia?? I’m so f**ken embarrassed.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:38:22 +0000

And if I don’t know it offhand, I can easily find out when I get a hold of my mentor. Either way, you’ll get an answer.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 06:37:48 +0000

Pretty much. A whip is a statement that you have the skill to control more than one individual at a time, hence the reach and precision.

Crop is a up close toy.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:41:54 +0000

Excellent! Let’s throw it in a shiny box and sell it for three easy installments of $29.99!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:40:44 +0000

Wow. That is some expert advice. If I ever have any sort of leather/dominatrix/fetish questions, I know who to ask!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:38:29 +0000

MUST YOU INSEMINATE THEM ALL??!!?!?!

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:10:04 +0000

Women wear panties, except my wife who goes insane when you say that word around her.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:09:27 +0000

On top of the dryer? Nah, we just…um, you probably don’t want to know about this.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:07:07 +0000

He shoots the trees, but he uses all the meat. Nothing goes to waste on those trees.

By: Smurf

Smurf — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:06:54 +0000

Sorry Noobs…I see you love being last, but so do I. So until you do something, I AM LAST. A lot of these posts were pretty spontaneously funny, in my less than humble opinion. Even Rando, when he pulls his finger out. Noooob, why don’t you be FIRST next time?

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:06:02 +0000

I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul.

A simple “wrong” would have been fine.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:59:00 +0000

What male members of the Kennedy family? They’re all dead.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:41:35 +0000

Hey, we didn’t marry until I was 27 (he was 33) so we were probably ‘set in our ways,’ but it’s lasted just fine. You must choose wisely (especially if you don’t want to be the Nazi lady falling into the big crack).

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:35:48 +0000

May I suggest my brother’s motto: Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps.

(Not only a union boy, but a Teamster AND cute as can be.)

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:21:32 +0000

World History, flaming dog poo and the human response, or my wife the tramp?

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:39:01 +0000

Sounds good to me! Right up there with the timeless “We Suck Less!” business model.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:37:19 +0000

I like whips for the visual effect, flogs for the fun. It takes a lot of skill and practice to use a single tail without hurting someone, so carrying one implies a lot of power, control and confidence To me, anyway. Riding crops are fun too, although I don’t have as much experience with those, but I understand they’re not as challenging to use and extremely versatile.

Just my 2 cents.

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:59:01 +0000

Damn semen have been impregnating our womenz since at least 1969!

By: saxmanaic

saxmanaic — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:39:08 +0000

If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.

By: Mina

Mina — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:37:56 +0000

Um, I don’t know about the dryer, but I will say that the washer is fun, especially when it’s on the spin cycle and just a little bit off level.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:36:39 +0000

Yeah. This gal has a job. It is called being married to him. And when he’s gone, she’ll retire…and find out that no one is interested in her except for her money.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:34:15 +0000

@TOS. Baby steps. The more he gets comfortable with you, the more adventurous he will be willing to try. Trust will make for rewards over time!
Why do I know… Um. I think I’ll take the 5th on this one!!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:30:50 +0000

Yeah–either someone needs some learning time with…batteries, and/or the other someone isn’t doing his job right!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:29:27 +0000

*snerk* I thought guys wore shorts, and women wore undies. Is there something you want to tell us, Max?!?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:17:21 +0000

If you are careful with the money, and notice who your friends really were beforehand. I knew someone won the lottery twice. It didn’t end well.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:15:33 +0000

I figure union members are just fine, so long as it isn’t the Teamsters…who seem to be scary to me. But male members of the Kennedy family! Beware! Beware!

By: jean jeannie

jean jeannie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:14:23 +0000

Thanks ummm I think? Not quite sure how to take your reply. Let’s just say we both earned our current “happiness” through heaping helpings of the other stuff over the years via many sources and stages of life. Myself, I don’t think of either of us as any sort of model of mediocrity. We don’t even have 1.5 children (or whatever that frequently quoted figure is…) Anyhow I guess my point is when you go through some major ordeals it makes you appreciate what is real and good. That’s all.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:12:13 +0000

He’s against semen?!

By: Mina

Mina — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:07:20 +0000

Just now noticed this one. And sorry to tell you but I’ve already changed shirts. I always keep a spare in case of spewing Dr. Pepper incidents.