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Hold on now. You mean they gathered together for a family photo op for Putin? Communists!
In Soviet Russia the lens zooms you.
(I really don’t want to know about Palin getting “zoomed” by a lens. However I’m sure it’d sell millions on the internet.)
If the Nailin’ Palin video that viraled all over the net is any indication… yeah…. she could make more money doing that that even being a politician.
Hey, Cher did well with that video from the USS Missouri.
If Putin wants a picture of you, you abide and pose.
HEY VNV
Yessum?
Here you go! Covenant! [LINK] He let me sing Dead Stars!
I’m so jealous! Those pics are right up front! And you got to sing! Wowwy wow! I think I will be listening to some Northern Lights tonight. And Daniel Myer! Argh! If I didn’t like you so much I would hate you right now!
It was a great show fo sho. They DID do Call The Ships To Port, last song.
If I ever get it scanned, I’ll post the pic of me with Daniel Myer when haujobb played in PHX. I was screaming (during this show) “Play some fukcing haujobb!”.. But I don’t think they heard me.
I had such a great time. AND I turned on Steve to Covenant, he really enjoyed the show too. It was great.
How can you not be turned on to Covenant?! Such great beats, Eskil’s vocals. I mean my god, he does his set in a frickin’ suit! That’s got to be the hottest thing in the world! And the bands lyrics are great! I was listening to Monochrome on Saturday before the concert and the opening made me think of the excitement of that night. I posted some lyrics and commentary on PK for you, but you probably didn’t catch em. And I don’t blame you. I would have been getting my dance face on! (drinking mixed with loud futurepop)
No, I saw them. I commented too. I think.
The first time I saw Covenant was in Sandy Eggo in 1998 and I was just in awe.. The suits, the beats, the vibe.. I love Covenant. I liked them then, but after the show I was in love.
I didn’t drink, I wanted to enjoy the scenery sober. *sigh*
What a great night.
Well its awesome you saw ‘em and its awesome you made it home safe! Now we just have to sit around and wait for the next band to come over the ocean. I am really hoping Rotersand comes soon but I will take anyone who has worked with Dependent records! So many great sounds coming out of Europe right now…
And partying sober can be just as an amazing experience! I mean, come on. Its the Covenant!
Heeeeeeee I giggled
hahaha I can see what you did darrr xDD
And it wasn’t funny. No more lols for you!!
wow Palin’s never gonna live that down is she?
Nope!
Neva!
How dare she try to live down that thing she didn’t say! The nerve!
Yes, the nerve of us NOT putting words in her mouth!
{{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuBuZUJwNb0}}
and she didn’t even say it
Yep. But don’t tell that to the Palin haters. They will froth at the mouth when you do.
She did say she could see Russia from Alaska, which is true, but when using that to define one’s foreign political experiance, it turned into the never ending joke that we all know and love by Mrs Tina.
Oh, no, it has to have an end. Soon, let it be soon. I’m really ready for something funny to pop up in here. One day…
Oh god me too…. and if there is one thing I didn’t want, it’s to see that family and their smiling faces everytime I refresh the page.
Bring me funny!!
… interestingly enough, state-level dealing with Russia was at least as good as the “foreign political experiance” claimed by the guy that was running for **President** on the other side.
What was his experience again? Going to a grade school in Indonesia?
Kenya. Get it right. Sheesh.
that other guy? Ron Paul? leave him alone man he has had it rough enough as it is
I like Ru Paul. He was a great pioneer.
You’d betta WORK!!
[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ngkw_rupaul-supermodel_music]
If only Russian Jets didn’t overfly Alaskan air space. But I guess military maneuvers don’t qualify as foreign policy eh?
You do know thats why we have 2 fighter bases in Alaska right? Hell its happened as recently as Sept 29th.
The NY Jets have a franchise in Russia?? I didn’t think American football was very popular outside of the U.S.
*froths* TOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!1
Yes, yes she did. Here’s ya some proof, straight from the horses…mouth. *giggle*
{{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuBuZUJwNb0}}
I love this interview….
The SNL version was priceless…
Yes, she referenced proximity to Russia, but the money quote attributed to her, “I can see Russia from my house,” isn’t in your video.
PS. I don’t like her either, but be fair.
I’m being totally fair. No one here said “I can see Russia from my house”. We were talking about the video I posted. You are projecting.
PS. If you don’t like her, why are you always defending her? And while I’m at it, you always claim that you’re not a republican, but you have made a career out of toting that party line.
bitter troll is very liberal, but not a democrate.
there are many things the democrate party loves that bitter troll hates and vise versa
when you say your part of a party, you tend to feel a need to back everything the party backs even if you dont agree with it.
I enjoy parties.
WHOOOO PARTY!!!
Eh, I don’t feel that way, and I’m a registered Democrat. I’m not in it for the party line so much as the people I want to support. Like anyone in Missouri named Carnahan.
For one, I’m NOT always defending her, but I am a little tired of the garbage people spew about her. I don’t like her, but I am bored to tears with the garbage.
You are the one projecting. Burinat’d stated that she didn’t say it, which is true. The quote attributed to Mrs Palin is a Tina Fey quote. Which I agreed with. Then you jumped in and said she did. She referenced proximity to foreign nations, but never said a thing about “see Russia from my house” in any video, much less yours.
I don’t tote ANY party line, much less Republican. And you clearly haven’t been reading me here if you think that. The closest I have ever come to stating where I stand (which is exactly where I stand) was that I find myself in agreement with James Madison and the Federalist Papers. I’m all for the power in the states, as set forth in the Constitution. And if one state wants to be Socialist, and the next the nearest thing to Anarchy, so be it. I firmly believe that the competition between the states will balance out that power. If you don’t like Union of Socialist Carolina’s, and want to go to Georgia and live in a cave, it’s your business. So long as you don’t interfere with the rights of others, I’m for it.
Methinks thou dost protest too much.
Then you are thinking too hard.
This is the second time I’ve seen “toting the party line” here, and no one says a word. Hrumph! toeing + touting = toting?
Anal much?
No, you?
Some women actually enjoy that.
Well, I’m trying to fit the party line into this 20 gallon tote, so *I* think I’m doing just fine, thank you!
God, that’s embarrassing…
Yeeeeaaahhhh kinda painful.
This one is better than some of the ones we’ve had. Not bad. It’s Palin again, but it’s kinda funny.
VNV – If you do not stop using the non-word “noone” I will have to kill you. Please. You can’t mock the right-wing sign makers for their grammar if you continue with the “noone”.
I do what I want!
And I would put a space on a poster, just not while sneaking posts in between work.
Noone…isn’t that lunch time?
It’s when I eat!
No, it’s the lead singer for Herman’s Hermits
Ooo. You’re OLD.
I’m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
Henry the eighth I am
Second verse same as the first
I’m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
Henry the eighth I am
I’m Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She’s been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
Henry the eighth I am
H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry)
Henry (Henry)
Henry the eighth I am, I am
Henry the eighth I am
Yeah
Ladies and gentlemen, the only good scene from Ghost.
You mean you didn’t like the phallic pot-spinning clay scene?
Ok, I admit that was pretty hot.
I totally got turned on for clay after that.
ok, they make the clay long thick and hard…it spatters against her and oozes down her face…then they start humping seconds later and suddenly the clay is gone
GONE
its magic clay
No Demi boobs, though…pretty much the only movie she’s in WITHOUT her boobs. So no, it’s a fail for me.
St. Elmo’s Fire was before the purchase of boobage.
Do you have any idea how NOT fun it was to try and teach ceramics to high school juniors and seniors after that movie came out? Lol.
Bitter troll, thank you. Just. . . thank you
LOL on the contrary, these guys are WAY before my time. I saw the “Noone” joke the website about Ugliest Tattoos.
It would be nice if we could have something current.
^this.
You betcha’.
Yeah, that would be nice. But that would require newer pictures to be uploaded.
I’m doing my part, they just aren’t showing up..
I’ve uploaded what I thought were pretty good pics too, and they never get captioned.
I’ll be damned! I laughed! Yay!!
Well, Juno, it might be time for you to Anchorage and not your shoe size.
*cough cough* juneau *cough cough*
Hmm, I thought she was talking about the female name Juno… not the town but I could be rong.
AAACCKKKkkkk sputter sputter *dies*
combo breaker?
But it was semi rigged
Juno was a cute movie…why people complaining about it?
See that’s what I was wondering… I liked that movie.
maybe they confuseing juno’s character from the movie x-men 3.
but to be honest x-men 3 wasnt that bad, not great, but not bad. people just hold it next to the excellence that is x-men 2 and it falls short.
Or possibly the case worker Juno from the movie Beetlegeuse. (sp?)
no no, see they used up all the help voucers
*gives pitty the kiss of life*
Awaken mighty Pun Queen.
And Nome more of that!
*returns kiss*
I guess every one has the occasional Kodi-ack! moment.
Denali, baby. I can bear widdit.
I know. It Wassilla.
I’d bet money we can keep this going, but my bank lost all my money. Anyone know of any Fairbanks around here?
(A stretch, I know)
I’m Anchorage-d down to mine, personally.
When you Ketchi(t)kan we use it too? Don’t sitka on it, pls.
This Russian Mission is like beating a Deadhorse!
When are we all gonna laugh about all the tax evaders in the Obama administration that want to raise all our taxes, or all the commie czars he tries to sneak in until FOX news finds out about them. There’s a lot of current stuff folks!!
Wish there were some actual commie tzars….. but there’s not…. *sigh*
No, just maoists… *sigh*
I got the Tuna fish. Anybody bring bread?
I brought sourdough! Would you like to break bread with me, brother?
Mmmm, sourdough! I’m in!! Butter we gonna share with the rest?
I like sharing. Let us share with everyone.
Everyone except Rando..
Fine, I’ve got my own. And it has a burger, mayo, ketchup, tomato, and two slices of cheese on it.
Wow, I still remember how to make a Sourdough Jack. Creepy.
You forgot the bacon!!!
Here…have some of mine. Got lots.
Sourdough…now I want a Sourdough Jack. TO JACK IN THE BOX!!!!
Oh, sorry, charro.
Curse you Rando..
I want a warm, crusty sourdough loaf with real butter. Meow.
There are tax evaders though!
It’s not really funny, though.
Yea, raising our taxes while they continue to spend is nothing to laugh about. Saturday night live did a real funny skit on Obama and his zero accomplishments so far… That was pretty good, we should see some lols on that soon, right?
Your taxes went up? Really? You make over $500k? Impressive! Because I don’t make that, and my taxes haven’t gone up.
What happens when the government spends more than they bring in? I know this is a tough one…
And, I haven’t looked into it, so I could be completely wrong, but I would wager that they rarely raise taxes before they overspend. In other words, you can pretty much tell what’s coming.
So you’re attacking the government pre-emptively? “Say, let’s all picket the white house. They may possibly in the future raise some folks taxes maybe!”
Didn’t Obama get his Nobel Prize “pre-emptively”?
Nope. He got it for his peace-keeping efforts.
He got it because he’s not Bush.
Than it’s well deserved.
I LOL’d.
I deserve one too then.
You’d get one, if you were the president. And you weren’t Bush, of course.
10 more years and I’m running. Just FYI.
“What happens when the government spends more than they bring in? I know this is a tough one…”
Uh, it’s business as usual?
*snerk*
FTW
Hey, yeah, it’s true. Democrats & Republicans spend the money like there’s no end to it. And unless we want to see our country and the global economy completely get sucked into a vortex of doom, we’d better hope there is no end to it. ‘Cos if this country lands on Boardwalk with a hotel, and they say “nope, no more money,” we’re all pretty much fvcked. Which is why I think that hasn’t happened yet. You don’t go eleventy zillion dollars in debt without somebody turning a blind eye to it for a reason.
Does the Vortex of Doom look anything like Dr. Evil’s time machine?
It’d be pertinent if they weren’t y’know, actually lowering the average wage-earner’s taxes by a fairly significant amount. But you keep on dreamin’ that dream there sonny.
Oh, they will be, stay tuned. No way around it with health care and crap and tax on the horizon.
Hmmmmmm, a little more in taxes (we’re talking pennies for the average taxpayer) in exchange for little kids not dying from things that can be prevented with $10 worth of care and a $5 prescription? Yeah, I’ll take that please.
You mean the ones with the Swiss Bank accounts? Oh wait…
*Face palm* Commie Czars is like saying “Liberal Conservative”.
Commies overthrew the Czars, ya idiot. *Sigh* you right-wing nutjobs need to like pick up dictionaries and textbooks and learn a thing or two before you fling insults or hold up your stupid signs. I know, I KNOW, learning’s hard, but I can assure you, your brain WON’T grow bigger so your widdle thick skull won’t hurt if your closed mind opens up a bit. “Opened mind” doesn’t mean your head will crack wide open. Your little brain and skull are safe. So pick up a textbook or a dictionary. Learn to make an informed opinion. Learn to spell simple English correctly and show the world that America values education past the 1st grade level.
Signed…
A true Conservative
PS: Quit making *real* Conservatives look like dumbasses!
I resent being compared to a “Commie Czar”
Signed,
A Liberal Conservative
LOL I consider myself an open-minded Conservative
My leanings politically are very liberal, but the same token I have very traditional values.
^nice rant.
I agree with your concept, but your egregious waste of screen space is annoying.
^this
and…
READ A BOOK N*GGA!
I prefer Nubian, thanks…
The commisars (commie czars) were installed by the communists after the revolution, they were communists. I think we went over all this earlier and I officially declare it’s ok for me to use. You can too of course…
“The commisars (commie czars)”
Wrong. But I’m not about to open up that can of worms.
“A political commissar was a high-ranking functionary at a military headquarters who held coequal rank and authority with the military commander of the unit. Political commissars were established to control the military forces by the Communist party. No military order might be issued which did not have the prior approval of both the commander and the commissar. “
*worms crawling out of open can*
Commissars =/= commie czars. That’s what I was talking about. I know you’re trying to be witty with the play on words but it’s still wrong.
Yes, it’s a play on words… Whose to say it’s wrong, the Commisars?
I heard he’s in town.
sounds like a commie that roamed the earth 65 million years ago
Don’t turn around.
That’s commirex.
No! It’s not true! The dinosaurs were CAPITALISTS, dammit! CAPITALISTS!!!
BTW, I love The Beatles too! *blows kisses*
Woohoo! I’ve joined both the Beatlist movement and the Floydist movement. The Beatlists consist mostly of me and Maxwell Silverhammer.
I do like PF, but not nearly as much as The Beatles. How does one join this movement?
Just change your name to Dude-ette the Beatlist. It’s a pretty open group. No real requirements. All you need is love.
Ooo! I feel pretty!
YES! Max will be pleased with my conversion efforts. NOBODY expects the Beatlist Inquisition!!
Attack via Yellow Submarine?
The attack will be led by Sgt. Pepper.
Rando baby…you want to check out my denomination? We’re only in it for…well, you know.
While I greatly admire the musical contributions of the Great Frank Zappa, I’m afraid I can’t recognize him a true prophet. But he’s awesome. I’ll say that much.
Let me show ya how to do the Mudshark.
There is more than one definition of czar. The definition that is being referred to with all of Obama’s new positions he has created would be: any person exercising great authority or power in a particular field. Here is the list if you care to look.
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/29391/
Yes, I know there were czars before Obama. Reagan started it with the drug czar and each president added one or two more since. When Bush left I think there were 5. Obama has pushed that number over 30 in less than a year. Most of these people are appointed directly by him, answer to no one but him, and are paid by us.
Dude, did you ACTUALLY just cite Glenn Beck’s website? Am I really seeing this??
bitter troll likes it when glenn beck cries…
…cry for bitter troll…cry!!!
We need more conservative tears for the babyritas.
You won’t see ME shedding any tears over that assmunch. REAL Conservatives pay him no mind. We think for ourselves, thanks!!
If it’s accurate, what’s the problem?
1) Accurate or not, nobody is going to take an obviously biased website seriously. You don’t cite pundits’ websites to prove a point around here unless you enjoy being berated or laughed at.
2) The name “Glenn Beck” on the website just 100% guaranteed I’m not clicking that.
what if the dirty evil commie liberals decided to cite from al franklen’s interwebsite? would you believe it for a second or take it with a grain of salt?
bitter troll hopes not
I wouldn’t accept that as a reliable cite, no. It’s entirely possible I would agree with it, I’ll admit that, but Al Franken’s website wouldn’t count as a reliable source. Although at this point, the number of reliable sources are pretty scarce since apparently everyone is too biased to present the truth. *sigh*
Which is why I don’t cite very often.
So, if I take that info from his site, put it somewhere else and then cited it, it would be ok? Weird… I would look at a Huffington page, I would probably puke but I would look at it.
And we’ve established over and over that Huffington doesn’t count as a reliable source for citing purposes here.
Would you believe a cite from Factcheck?
{{http://factcheck.org/2009/09/czar-search/}}
No no no. Clearly a website that says anything negative about Republicans is a hippie liberal tree-hugging website.
I’m kidding. I think factcheck is one of the few sites that actually passes here.
That’s funny because Factcheck actually lists the same site I used as a reference. Is Factcheck still admissible, and if so does that by extension make my Glenn Beck cite admissible? If not I can just cite Factcheck’s cite to help you feel better about it.
Please do. Anything to keep Glenn Beck’s website out of my browser history. If my wife finds a conservative pundit’s website there, I’m out on my ass!
Well, he needs all these czars! After all he is used to voting present and doesn’t want to actually have to make any decisions for himself. Geez, what do you want from the guy? He looks good, that should be enough.
Obama was barely in the Senate two years and enacted or helped enact over 200 different pieces of legislation. But you keep on dreamin’ that dream there sonny.
Not even facts will stop n00bs from spewing falacies! He’s like a super-villian: Inaccurate Man!
FYI, GW Bush had more than 5 czars. He had more czars than any president before, or since. Here is a cite for you:
{{http://factcheck.org/2009/09/czar-search/}}
It’s a pretty interesting (and informative!) article.
That’s ok. We don’t like Bush either.
Oh yeah?! Then who DO you people like?!
Geez! There’s no pleasing some people!!!!!
(just playing…sort of…who DO the conservatives like these days? I think I’ve asked this before and didn’t get a real answer. LOL)
Who is there to like?
No Putin didn’t use his zoom lens he just took a picture towards Alaska with his gagizillion megapixel camera and digitally zoomed in on them with the KGB’s supercomputer.
It’s not the KGB, it’s the FIS now.
Wrong KGB. He used the one at the Knowledge Generation Bureau. If you tried to get a question answered yesterday, you may have noticed the delay,
The Delay? What does Tom Delay have to do with this?
Wow, don’t know how I screwed that up. Should have been: “You may have noticed a delay, if you tried to get a question answered yesterday.”
Musta been a glitch in the Matrix.
Not trying to bust ya on the grammar. I just thought the minor grammar glitch made for a good funny. And a darn funny Freudian slip (trimmed in lace).
Her daughter is still hot. So for that I approve of this photo.
yeah. that little pink number is sexeh!
^Not right.
Right, he’s pretty far left …
Maybe not, but still funny. Sick n twisted, but funneh. Good one, VNV.
VNV is david letterman??
I sleep with all my employees.
And your employees children?? OMG!!! CHILD TRAFFICKER!! EXPOITERRRRRR!!!11!!!
Letterman sleeps with his employees’ children?!?
Aww, crap…It should be “And your employees ARE children?” *headdesk*
Letterman sleeps with children?!?!
but they are his own children so its ok.
But are they hot like the Palin girls?
as goofy as letterman looks? bitter troll doubts it
Now now, goofy looking people can have good looking kids. And vice versa.
Yeah. I am their Poletariet Dick-tator.
Proletariat
Maybe VNV is a Polish Proletariat?
Isn’t Dick Tater a Robert Crumb character?
I think Poletariat works, too.
At least it’s funnier.
You must sleep with all of them equally too. It’s required comrade.
Ok, because we could use a laugh and the “lols” haven’t really been providing them, this reminds me of a joke.
There’s a big union conference being held in Las Vegas, and a long-time union organizer, who is attending, decides he wants to take advantage of Nevada’s legal prostitution, so he goes to a legal brothel. However, he’s very committed to his union ideals, so when he enters, he asks the lady at the front desk if it’s a unionized brothel. She assures him that, yes indeed it is, and all the women are members and working under fairly negotiated contract. He’s happy with that and pays his money. She ushers him into a waiting area, where he’s thrilled to see about a dozen beautiful, scantily-clad young women, and one older woman of around 60 wearing a flowered bathrobe and slippers. He asks the hostess if he can choose any of the women he wants for the price he paid, but is told, “No, sorry — you have to take the oldest one. She’s got seniority.”
Now that’s a lol!! Thanks
That is great!
So shall we assume that Putin’s camera could go X-ray if he was in the same 100 mile area?
We don’t even want to know where Putin’s camera can go…
Pfft. Putin doesn’t have to use his zoom lens to take pics of the Palins. He can just use the secret camera he planted in their home.
putin has a shower cam? bitter troll wants to see!!! them palin girls may be nuts but they HAWT nuts
Putin could show you…but then he’d have to kill you.
pfft putin says that about everything…but then again he kills an awful lot of people too.
Eh, he’s all talk. Have you ever SEEN any of the people he’s killed? Me neither.
bitter troll seen them before he took them into back room…but never again
That, uh, doesn’t prove anything. AND PUTIN ISN’T STANDING BEHIND ME RIGHT NOW EITHER!!!!
I saw them. *shudder* I see dead people.
You too? Oh, thank God! I thought I was the only one! Do they talk to you too? They talk to me. They tell me to do bad things. Fun, but bad.
Yea, they’re a hoot, aren’t they?
bitter troll only sees leapherchans….-pouts- go away leaperchan bitter troll dont wanna hear how much you love green
That just means you’re eating too much Lucky Charms cereal. Stop eating if for about 3 days (to let your system DT) and they’ll probably go away.
bitter troll only eats fat children!
bitter troll no eats no cereal
bitter troll really likes the ones that eats honey combs….cause honey combs big
yeah yeah yeah
Are they dead lepherchans?
No, n00bs we’re the only ones who see dead things. We should start our own movement or club or something.
It’s not small. No no no.
No one has ever seen him kill. That’s why he’s so good! The people he killed didn’t see him kill them either. Unless he wanted them to watch.
Hmm…. exp’y date on this one was a year ago…
it takes that long for light to leave the gravitation pull of palin’s ego and reach russia
Well played. *golf claps*
hmm… puzzling. I don’t remember much indication that Palin has some kind of massive ego, especially as compared to the vast majority of those in the politician biz.
srsly? have you not seen the woman? listened to her speak? she publicizes herself even when she’s no longer in politics.
Is that what that smell is?
you can smell gravity?
*yawn* Nope, just rain. Miss read that as expiration though. Whoops. Oh well.
*Headdesk*
*Snore*
No, you’re right. DRH meant expiration date. wallFly made a gravity joke. It’s cool.
I didn’t see wallFly’s comment till after I posted mine. Going back to sleep now. Night!
night night
Ugh. We get it, she said “I can see Russia from my house.” It wasn’t funny then, and it still isn’t. STOP MAKING THESE LOLS!
well, actually, Tina Fey said that.
This is true.
The only thing Palin said along those lines is that from one island in Alaska, you can see Russia in the distance. Not from her house.
And she also rambled on about Putin “rearing his head” into “Alaska airspace”. Whatever that means.
Bear Foxtrot Bombers and Mig 29 fighters that play hide and seek with our F 15 fighters, on almost a daily basis. Alaska has been a place full of American servicemen watching our Soviet friends for a long time. My dad was one of them before I was born.
Just for the aviation nuts, they now are using the F 22 up there!
Yeah, well, it’s Putin….he can probably do that, ya know.
I kept getting a visual of Putin’s head on a horses body, and he’s rearing up, and Palin is standing there in Valkyrie armor (WITH the braids and horned helmet) to defend Alaska. It was giggle-worthy.
Yeah, I did drugs in my youth.
Oh I’ve had that dream! She’s wearing chimera blue eye shadow and playing minotaur golf, right?
GET OUTTA MY HEAD, WITCH!!
*whistles smugly*
Well, I was about to complain about Bob and his embedded video abuse, but you’re posting more of them than he is, by about 4 to 1. Maybe we should email complaints about you?
Yeah, but mine are not random spam trying to get hits for my channel on Utube. I’m actually teasing the rest of the regulars……..
With bad vulvular music videos of women with big teeth?
Should I look you up one with men with big teeth?
mumblemumble Bristol mumble Epic Rack mumble dirty old man mumble
Boooorrring… and it’s Wladimir with a W.
..who the hell names their kids Track and Bristol?
Who the hell names their kid after a sparkly rock?
Vampires?
Vampires DO NOT sparkle! *grumble grumble*
That’s right, they don’t! *Joins picket line with correctly spelled sign*
You spelled it right, but look at those grammatical errors? What are you? Some inbred Democrat? (Thats a joke Mina, in case you don’t pick up on it)
Kain sparkles, but only when he has the Lightning emblem on his Soul Reaver.
Wow, you don’t see many Legacy of Kain references these days. I’m impressed. (FTR, I’ve only played part of one of them, but I was manager of a video game store, so I got to see a lot of games come through. LOL)
Or a cheap, square hamburger, for that matter!
Mmmm. Now you’ve got me craving a Krystal burger or 2…or 5.
More like 25…… And a stop for a Frosty on the way home.
My wife’s dad did that once (at White Castle, not Krystal’s). Right afterwards his appendix burst. Coincidence? Perhaps. But interesting.
Well, I’m sans appendix (since I was 16) so a trip to Krystal (which is identical to White Castle) is not out of order. With a stop for McDonald’s fries and a Frosty from Wendy’s.
her oldest daughter is a HOTTIE(she’s legal now right??.)
I believe she’s also single, but she might need to get a sitter if you ask her out.
Apparently forge up there has his eyes on her too. Although his eyes seemed locked in one area.
Naw, she’s a lovely girl all over, albeit about 1/3 my age, and she seems like she has somewhat more of a clue than her Mom, which I guess isn’t saying much since SOAP has more of a clue than her Mom. Bonus, ahem, we know she’s not a prude. grin
Duct tape works wonders….
I never knew the Putins were into limit-teleography…
Angel Wing Tattoo Designs are one of the most beautiful tattoos a person can have. They are also one of the most popular tattoos on the market. Not only because it represents prayer, but because of the meaning behind angel wing tattoos.
wow, they actually look normal. those are some beautiful kids.
Not really, behind them is Douglas Island, behind the island is the Pacific, on the other side of the Pacific is Kamchatka Peninsula, Russia – the family is facing east. So, unless Putin happens to be in the Governor’s mansion, not happening geographically.
Not that I like them, I just don’t like it when folks get it wrong.