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Uh, thief is a legitimate word, even if you don’t agree with it. LOL FAIL.
True, but theif is not.
Plus, the President’s title is “Commander-in-Chief”, not Commander and Chief.
Double fail.
Yeah, because someone who accidentally transposed characters could never, ever make an intentional pun…
But for purposes of the pun, it would have to be “Commander and Thief.” “Commander-in-Thief” just sounds dumb. “Commander-in-Thievery” maybe, but it loses the connection to the original title.
exactly. some folks forget that in their rush to condemn dyslexics, though ..
“No, Brian. It’s i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!”–Brian Regan
MOOSEN!
BOXEN!!!
THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN!
IT’S A CUP OF DIRT!
This thread receives the official seal of Brian ReagWIN!
*AhmaBeARegularOneDay*
Yeah, ooops. I missed that. Chalk it up to early mornings.
Admit it, JAC. You made that sign for her, didn’t you?
And I even stayed in the lines with the big marker. Maybe that’s what got me, you know those things will make you higher than a Georgia Pine.
That and spray paint. The things we did with the spray paint while making decorations for Turkey Day back in high school later made me scratch my head. I mean, a gold Cardinals hat AND tennis shoes?!
funny story involving spray paint and a closed room…
on my college campus we had a wall that you could hang bed sheets on and use for advertising etc. we called them sheet signs (really creative, right?). but for big philanthropy events you would make sheet sign contests. whoever made the nicest/fanciest/most creative sheet sign would win.
my freshman year, i had just joined my sorority… and the big delta gamma philanthropy event was coming up and they had a sheet sign contest. so my sisters and i decided we were going to ROCK this contest. since several of us were art majors we figured it’d be a no brainer. the basement of our lodge had a rec room where we did all the painting and stuff. so for the purposes of secrecy we closed ourselves in the room for about 7 hours while we were painting. we used regular paint and spray paint and permanent markers and all sorts of other stuff.
in the end we were all super impressed by our work. we’d painted an entire pirate ship with a burly “sexy” pirate on it and had a treasure chest and everything. it was awesome. we were convinced this pirate was totally sexy and hot and proportionate.
we closed up the room and went upstairs to crash for the night. the next morning we went downstairs to look at the sheet and do last minute touch ups before hanging it. we opened the door and looked at the pirate and all started laughing hysterically. his torso was twice the length of his legs and we’d given him these crazy beefy popeye arms. we’d even put chest hair on him, in neat little curly q’s.
we touched him up to look a bit more proportionate and hung the sign.
we won the sheet sign contest and hung it up in our living room for the next while. but we also decided that the “closing the door for secrecy” idea was a bad one when paint is involved.
I learned the same lesson spray painting a styrofoam Mayan pyramid in my parents basement in high school.
i never had good luck spray painting styrofoam… something about the mixture always made the styrofoam shrink.
Yeah, I discovered that. In my case, it added to the realism of the erosion of the pyramid. I’m sure it added to the intoxicating fumes as well.
A while ago my restaurant was redecorated. I think they should have just closed down for a day to paint everything, but for some reason they just decided to have painters come in the mornings before we got busy. Fortunately I’m a night shift server, so most of the fumes had dissipated, but apparently the morning shift was quite entertaining. Take tos’s sailor and turn him into an attempt to take and relay orders accurately.
“table 70 wants scrambled bacon with hash browned eggs and toasted pineapple. got it?”
Our school was kind of scabby…. When we were using oil paint we used white spirit instead of linseed oil…And we washed our hands in it… And used it to get paint of our clothes… And tons of it went in the sink. Every time the hot water ran you got all the fumes. The teachers all had weird headaches…. Apparently you’re not actually allowed to use it in schools. Oops.
*paint off
Although that really depends on what schools you go to
There are some Schools where it is a distinct advantage to be high most of the time 
Higher than a Georgia Pine…I like it! Definitely stealing that one JAC. Speaking of thieves
Something we agree on. Brian Regan is great.
Damn right he is.
Win to the captioner. Stop whining, republicans, what is good for the country is subjective, and the majority voted for it. You may not agree with it, but you gonna have to wait.
We have a right to protest and petition our representatives if we don’t like what they are doing. Just because a majority elected him doesn’t mean a majority agree with what he is doing.
Even if a majority do agree with what he is doing! You always have the right to protest if you feel like something is wrong. In fact, you always -should- protest if something is wrong. But by all means… don’t end up on PK because you didn’t bother to check the spelling on your sign.
Wow. I start out my morning agreeing with VNV. Is this opposite day?
Nooo!!!!!!!
Of course I have not got on the Palin lol yet so there is still hope that all will go back to normal…..*hands VNV a coffee*
*takes a sip*
Yeah… well… just know that anything i might have said was meant as playfully offensive.
*passes Semper the paper*
Its all good. I enjoy arguing with you. It is a nice stress reliever lol. Although I don’t agree with most of what you say I do think you are intelligent, most of the time
) A world without differing views would be very boring in my opinion.
Sad when some of the nicest words said to me on PK came from you. I might have to reevaluate…
There’s a lot of love in this thread. I like it.
*dishes out the waffles*
Pass the butter!
I’d like to butter your waffles….
*snickers*
Don’t forget the syrup
Mmmm savory and sweet! I like it.
*licks syrup off SB’s waffles* mmmmmmm
Not too much to reevaluate. I am still way to the right of center but thank you.
Stop it you two.. if this keeps up there will be a rip in the time/space continuum and we don’t want THAT happening again.
Yeah, sewing up that last one took HOURS. And I have my tachyon thread on backorder.
But, I told you I love you. *pouts*
Um, sorry, but the claim that a “majority agree with what he is doing” is very, very hard to prove.
Claiming a majority disagree of individuals is even harder to prove considering he won the popular vote. However, I do agree with your statement. Determining the views of the masses is neigh impossible.
Especially if horses are in charge of polling.
Or did you mean ‘nigh’?
Either is hard to prove. Pretty much any poll is going to be biased, and there’s not gonna be an actual nationwide poll where at least *almost* everyone participates.
And them saying that about Obama…the irony…where was that sign when the Bush administration was busy ACTUALLY stealing rights (Patriot Act, so don’t even). Although it woulda had correct spelling…and in…not and…
Look, I may disagree with what these people are protesting, but absolutely you have the right to protest. Go for it. I’ll keep laughing at you, but that’s my right too. Yay for the Bill of Rights!
Glad to see you two agree with me on this, FOR ONCE!!
Whether or not we like what they’re protesting, we absolutely have to support their right to do it. Because we don’t want to lose that right ourselves.
But calling someone a thief, who clearly won the election with a sizable margin? Especially considering 2000?
Ever heard of George Bush?
What’s wrong with these people? They want to get a message across and don’t even care about spelling? Are they fine with presenting themselves as illiterate to the whole interwebs?
Probably have other things on thier minds, like how we are going to be swimming in debt and have a bankrupt government soon but they keep on spending and spending.
Not to mention the sad state of education
Even if they have other things on their minds they should still make sure they spell their protest signs correctly. They are making and easy target out of us
)
Your spelling makes and easy target out of yourself.
Yay anarchy!
And again, rather than arguing a real point, all the liberals can do is point out spelling mistakes. And what’s good for the country is NOT subjective. That’s why when taxes go up across the board, things get worse. That’s why when the President expresses his intense dislike for our Constitution and works daily to undermine it in any way possible, things get worse. That’s why we have gone up to 10% unemployment and why we are loosing the war now. We have a President who is more interested is shoving “health care” down our throats whether we want it or not (and more than 55% DON’T want it… that would be a majority) and whether or not it is illegal to do so…. well, he’s so interested in doing that that our troops are being killed because he can’t get off his butt to make a decision about if he should send more troops to the Middle East, or call them all home… so they just wait, with their hands tied, to hear what to do next.
Yeah, but he has decided. He wants to send ‘just enough’ troops….
That sort of logic never works when doing battle. Overwhelm them or get out.
The Russians lost over 14.000 soldiers killed in Afghan before they got sick of it. So far, the US toll is minuscule in comparison. This should encourage Obama to lose a few more here and there. The English got sick of it there, as well. Americans are smarter than both of those inferior races… it’s just that Americans go with Henry Ford: “All history is bunk.”
Just do what we should have done in Vietnam- claim “Victory” and get the hell out! But since the military didn’t vote for him, Obama will just let them wither on the vine…
But the mission was accomplished years ago….
Wrong war/country. Quit flaming. Too early. I have not finished my coffee yet.
you know, the only thing i really miss from the buss admin is dana perino.. she was hot (and very nice in person, got to meet her once at a correspondence dinner – she’s way shorter than i had expected).
It may come as a surprise but I am not a big Obama supporter (/sarcasm) However, I don’t think that Obama is being foolish waiting a few weeks to see what the outcome of the current election situation over there is going to be. Im gonna go throw up now..brb
*waits outside the bathroom. hands Semperfidd the pepto when he exits*
Those weeks may translate to months. The Iraqis keep pushing back stuff and may push the elections past January.
[checks the fridge for juice]
Anything to keep us there longer. Bah.
You’re right. They should all be brought home. No more waffling. Bring them all home.
Sho nuff!
yes???
and bring them home, dammit!
Mmmmmm waffles!!
I know, right? Now I want some waffles!
…with real maple syrup, and coffee, lots and lots of coffee…
Damn, waffles sound amazing right now…
With bacon, eggs and orange juice. Yes. That I could do right now.
Mmmmm…this breakfast sounds awesome. All I had was a bagel with swiss cheese, turkey bacon, and ham on it. Not bad, but not that kind of feast! LOL
Why do you people always do this to me??
BACON!!!
:’( All I had was Pop-Tarts. I want some waffles!
Were they S’mores Pop Tarts? ‘cos those are pure awesome.
With bacon on top. Mmmmmmmm.
That’s too much for me, thank you.
because “the president is a thief” is a real point? You sir may actually be arguing real points, the sign maker however, is stupid.
Pssssst. (Sopranomom. MOM, as in Lady, not Sir.)
dude looks like a lady?
*snort*
Just wondering… how much information are they supposed to put on a sign that size? I don’t think a full dissertation would be nearly as catchy, easily understood, or humanly possible to read in the short time that someone is actually likely to be looking at any given protest sign.
Maybe if it rhymed?
lol loosing
I don’t think any liberals are pointing out anything. I think someone saw some idiot proudly holding a misspelled sign. It’s funny. It was posted as a laugh. Not a liberal laugh or a conservative laugh. Just a laugh at people in the news, holding up poorly spelled signs. It would have been funny during the Bush years. It’s still funny now. If I saw a picture of a WWE fan holding a “Sean Michaels Rocks!” sign, I would still poke fun at them. I just think you need to get off your high horse, because many of your points can easily be argued both ways. Look, I’ll show you…
1) Working to Undermine the Constitution? (heard that on both sides. Patriot Act anyone?)
2)55% don’t want a public option? Well more than 50% voted him in and that was one of his big items. Maybe the republican think tanks and their “death panels” were able to scare some minds into change?
3)Our troops are being killed? Yeah. Obama started that war.
I mean come on….. do -you- have any -real- points?
Yes I do …
1 The Patriot act was passed by BOTH sides
2 You already HAVE a public option, buy health care or don’t. Government mandated health care is now and always has been un constitutional. This includes Medicare and the SOCIALIST security system. (also implemented by a Democratic administration along with the criminal FED and the criminal IRS)
3 Yeah Obama voted in the Senate to START THE WAR. And he promised to end it when he got into office. He didn’t so he is also a liar.
oh and p.s. he also voted for the Patriot act too.
Maybe we should think outside the box on this health care thing and just outlaw health insurance. Watch that $300 your doctor’s office tries to charge for a quick visit and a little simple blood work come down to something reasonably connected to the work performed.
HEY! BINGO! WHOOOOOP WHOOOOOOOP! BEEEEP BEEEEEP
We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
And the whole reason our insurance is so expensive anyway, is because the government can’t keep it’s greasy little fingers out of it to begin with! They won’t let you buy insurance (health or car) from anyone you want… they say it must be from these carriers, in these areas for you ONLY. I’m in VA, but I like the quotes from a major carrier in TX… sorry, SOL. You can only buy from here, or here.
And don’t forget that the government underpays medicare bills so doctors and hospitals are forced to make it up somewhere, like they do for illegal aliens who can’t pay.
In fairness, that’s because with the federal government out of health care, the states step in. The laws in TX are probably more regulated than yours, and if you could buy insurance anywhere than guess were all the health companies would move? I can tell you it won’t be the state that requires them to cover the most people for the least amount of profitable money.
Would it matter where they moved? As long as I could by insurance from a company not in my state I don’t see how that would matter.
I live in MO, and my insurance is based out of NY.
That’s because that’s where your company is based, I’d wager. My insurance is out of Mississippi, which sucks ass. Texas insurance rocks.
I actually grew up without insurance and my parents would always ask for a cash discount when we had to go to the doctor. We usually got it. Doctors and hospitals know that they overcharge for their services because they know the insurance companies will pay their part and the insureds will usually skip out on their deductible or co-pay. That’s also why most doctors make you pay the co-pay upfront now. Insurance companies also have a set amount they will pay for each procedure and if the hospital or doctor tries to price gouge them they will only pay that set amount. The bill is usually adjusted to reflect the limit so that the insured doesn’t have to pay the difference.
Actually, that’s unusual, although I suppose it’s always worth asking. Generally, the insurance companies get to (as you note) set the price they are willing to pay and the self-pay patient gets screwed for the full amount.
I will add that if it takes some time and making payments to cover your entire co-pay or deductible amount, the medical provider (or their collection agency) will keep right after you until every dime is paid, including taking you to court, so I’m not sure where you’re getting “insureds usually skipping out on their co-pay.”
Um, SOMEONE I know has done it. It’s not that hard.
Sorry, let me rephrase that — I could see it going over ok with a doctor maybe, but I can’t see it with a large practice or a hospital….do you know anyone who’s managed it with a hospital, out of curiosity? I salute them if they did!
Well… in a round about sort of way, yes. But it wasn’t that long ago so it remains to be seen if they (the hospital) are going to persue “the person I know” for payment. And I can tell you right now, they can kiss “the person I know’s” behind.
Absolutely. And if you do have to take extra time paying your co-insurance or co-pays, some doctors will stop seeing you. Learned that the hard way.
Although my wife’s OB/GYN does have a discounted rate for those without insurance. He can afford to do that with the insane amount of money he makes from the stuff he does.
It depends on where you are, though. I had insurance last year, but because I actually got sick (with a hormone related disordered that could not have been prevented) and my insurance rates went up so far that I had to cancel everything but emergency care. Despite offering to pay in cash, my doctor refused to even set me an appointment, saying there is little she could do at this stage that wouldn’t require testing and possible surgery, and I don’t have that kind of credit. She suggested waiting until pain presented itself and going to the emergency room. Actually, she called the hospital for me. So then I owed them for an ambulance ride and five hours waiting to be seen, a blood test, and nothing. They don’t make any sort of bill reductions, either, not even when you explain that no doctor ever actually saw you.
I swear, we have the worst medical system I have ever seen…
So what youy are saying is that the same -can- be said for both administrations? Just making sure.
Btw, you can’t scare me with “socialism”. I love it. I wish there was more of it. And each time I have the option to vote for it, I will. In fact, if there was a candidate who I was aware of that ran purely on a socialist ticket, I would still probably vote for him. Hooray socialism!
I couldn’t be a socialist. I’m too antisocial.
Dis, I got nothin.
I’m no Communist!
Wow. Rednecks, banjos, a morphing Obama Demon, and a bible quote to top it all off. I am amazed that this isn’t on repeat on Fox. If that is the “not communist” side, sign me up for the hammer and sickle!
I’m just kidding. I’ve already signed up.
Then ends with a bible quote.
Ticks every box for Fox!
Wow, you stoop to new lows man. What an intolerant diatribe. It’s ok to be open minded, as long as everyone agrees with you.
Isn’t it amazing how FOX news is the enemy? The Taliban, Socialists, murderers, rapists, Bin Laden… but 1 cable news channel…. THAT is the real enemy. Because they actually research their stories and give both sides the chance to talk about it…. Wow… what zombies they be! Because they don’t take what the Prez says, and what other politicians say and tell us that “That’s all there is!”… THIS is what they are afraid of… Must be something to it, then.
As if thats the only enemy…. geez…. you give fox too much credit.
Oh, but socialism isn’t the real enemy.
No, socialists are!
I thought it was sociopaths who were the real enemy.
They’re pretty bad too…
No- the lawyers are the enemy. Now if Obama would just work on our screwed up Legal system, limit lawyers fees, stop “catch and release ” of criminals,….
If I haven’t mentioned it yet today, The One….I don’t like you.
Nobody does, diss. Nobody does. But after his last post, I don’t blame you.
“Socialist sociopaths” is the final answer.
Why? Because you are an Lawyer? Try to find one who will see you for less than $200 an hour and a $1500 retainer up front! And you gripe about what doctors make- maybe my wife should tell her patients they have to put up a retainer first before she’ll see them…
Did diss gripe about what doctors make? I don’t remember that one.
When socialist sociopaths socialize, the terrorists win.
See, The One, that’s just what we tell annoying assholes we don’t want to represent. Sorry to have to let you in on that little secret of the legal community.
In all seriousness, fees (and when we want ‘em) depends to a large extent on the type of practice and case. With a few exceptions (non-appointed criminal representation, for one) most of the lawyers in my office will either speak on the phone with you or sit down briefly with you to at least determine what kind of case you have, if any, and then set a flat, hourly, or contingency fee agreement accordingly.
Rando, I’ve griped about how much medical care in general costs….which I’m guessing you’ll agree with me on.
And to clarify on the criminal representation thing, that’s one area where nobody in my office is allowed to do anything before we get the money, because, duh, people who go to jail are really bad about not paying, and once you’re on the case, you’re pretty much stuck.
Just because sociopaths are somewhat insane doesn’t mean they’re bad people. It’s just that you only hear about the “bad” ones on the news and other media. They’re just different. Perhaps you mean psychopaths?
Well, it doesn’t go with the socialism/socialists joke very well. Sorry.
Psychopath is the previous term for sociopath.
sopranomom – what you should do is look up the very same stories fox covers, if it’s about a bill, read either the actual bill or the portion that pertains to the topic at hand, then compare that same story (or stories) to what BBC, AP, Stars & Stripes, CNN and (omg) MSNBC have covered on the same thing. You’ll find that there are sometimes occurances of fox doing the right thing and covering a story but more often than not they’re slanting it to a severe degree. Go back and read that last long posting debate on this, i don’t want to repeat all of it. Just saying, don’t just blindly believe Fox news because it’s what you like to hear.
Beyond that… I dig your name.
Wallfly, read the news from countries other than America, and see how much both sides of the media leave out.
She did mention BBC. Just say in.
“Just say in.”
in.
Okay, now what?
Ok, now.. Run around in circles and bark like a dog!
Sorry, only my wife can tell me to do that. Uh, I mean, uh, I’ve said too much.
How was this a low? I was open minded. I watched the video you posted. I listened to the words. I found it pretty funny. I commented summing up the things that made it funny to me. So… what are you talking about?
I mean…. I knew what kind of stuff you were going to post. I mean… its you. Just by pressing play I was proving my open mindedness. Seems like you are the intolerant one. You post a video on a lol site and I make a joke about it and its “intolerant” and a “new low”. You embarass yourself when you do this man.
Simma down now!
In defense of the video, that Obama-demon graphic made my day. Not for the reasons you might think though. The very idea of a demon morphing president will make the nations shudder in fear. Being a president: amazing. Being a shapeshifter: Uncanny! A shape shifting president? No words to describe the sheer awesomeness.
I didn’t even not like the video. I found it quite funny. Its just takes a few posts to convince JAC that I am not trying to argue with him.
You are the embarrassment. You just labeled people as redneck, knowing nothing about them. A banjo doesn’t automatically make you redneck.
You are intolerant of anyone that doesn’t share your views. And had to throw Fox in it, just for a jab. You just can’t stand that people don’t want Communism for a govt.
I wasn’t going to do this, but I must comment on the scripture at the end of the video. Jesus wasn’t talking about people that further a socialist agenda when he refers to “false Christs.” That is twisting scripture.
False Christs, falsely anointed. The scripture doesn’t say one word about socialism, but rather the Obamasiah complex he has.
The only people I ever hear referring to Obama as any form of messiah are those on the conservative religious right who hate him.
Why is that?
No one worships him. Nobody thinks he’s Jesus, he’s black for crying out loud! Besides, everyone knows Jesus was Jewish, how can he be Muslim and Jewish at the same time?!?
It has come to my attention that you may be an accentist. I will be protesting outside your house with a neatly executed sign (with glitter) until you are properly educated about regional linguistic diversity and its lack of correlation to intelligence.
Please make sure that you have “i” before “e” first, or you will wind up on the internet.
You calling rednecks dumb? Half my family owns clothing specifically referring to themselves as rednecks. They would be very upset.
But…. while you are in front of my house…. we might as well chat a while. And glitter you say? Sounds fancy!
Ah, good point — I thought you were implying redneck = dumb, but I may have misinterpreted!
Nope. I got no problems with rednecks. Just a portion of them have political views differing from mine. And one of them was singing this song.
Grandpa Jones is no kin to me, and he does have a hair lip. Doesn’t make him a redneck. Nor does “twang” in the music infer anything about intellect.
No one said twang did have anything to do with intellect. But it certainly has something to do with redneckness. I have never met a self proclaimed redneck that didn’t speak with a dialect of some kind. Usually southern-esque. And oh the country songs where they brag about being a redneck with that same twang. I never said they were mentally anything but “grandpa jones” and me still wouldn’t get along politically.
Who DOES get along with you politically? Joseph Stalin?
And yes, some of the current crop of hollywood wannabe idiots call themselves rednecks. And there was even a time when that meant a hard worker, their neck red from working long days. But it’s an insult now.
And if you think yankees don’t have accents, you need a box of Qtips and a bottle of peroxide. Clean yer ears out boy.
No. Stalin wouldn’t get along with me because he wasn’t a socialist. Lenin probably would though. Also, a majority of my friends are pretty close. I think everyone is different.
Also, its only an insult because you like trying to start crap with me. Now… yankee…. thats been an insult for a while now. First by the British, then by the South. You really are a hate monger aren’t you?
Actually, it was you that replied to me. You like starting crap with anyone on here that you can bash, in a twisted chance you might get to sprout that world domination plan of yours.
And even Diss got the same inference I did. So it wasn’t just me.
Oh thats right. Just replying to you is starting crap. I forget that with your infinite tolerance and hugely open mind (and mouth) that you would be so offended as some commentary on your video. I also think its funny that I have never spoken of any domination at all, but you seem to keep bringing it up. And the only people I “bash” on here are the ones who say something or post something that leaves an opening for a joke, or are offensive enough for me to directly comment about. Your video was a bit of both. Get over it.
Like I said, I wasn’t the only one that caught the insult.
And by caught you mean misinterpreted?
Not at all, I stand behind my original observation. You have a bad attitude towards people who aren’t of your mindset. The whole, “well read” rant backs up the original.
By the way, Grandpa Jones was from Ohio, not exactly the south.
Stand by all you want. Doesn’t make you less wrong. But I guess we see that alot on PK. To each their own!
Ok Comrade.
Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!
PRIPEV:
Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot,
Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust’ ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
Skvoz’ grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin veliky nam put’ ozaril,
Nas vyrastil Stalin — na vernost’ narodu,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
PRIPEV:
Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Schast’ya narodov nadyozhny oplot,
Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust’ ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
My armiyu nashu rastili v srazhen’yakh,
Zakhvatchikov podlykh s dorogi smetyom!
My v bitvakh reshayem sud’bu pokoleniy,
My k slave Otchiznu svoyu povedyom!
PRIPEV:
Slavsya Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Slavy narodov nadyozhny oplot,
Znamya sovetskoye, znamya narodnoye
Pust’ ot pobedy k pobede vedyot!
Aww, JAC, that made me a little home sick for the Motherland. Thanks!
My wife and I get along pretty well politically, except she’s actually a little more liberal than I am.
Well, here’s the thing about rednecks/hicks/hoosiers (we call them that here, sorry, Indiana), etc. Just like EVERYONE ELSE, the intelligence isn’t an issue. It’s the schooling. Some rednecks live in nicer towns and are able to go to good schools (like my kids). Other rednecks have really crappy schools and end up going nowhere, like the school my wife went to before she moved up to the super awesome magnet school. So it all depends on where you live.
Yeah Rando, the schools in my little town have 2 that have rated in the top 25 in the nation, several years at a time. And just 2 towns over, some very troubled schools. All the while, Charlotte NC schools require guns and chains. And that’s just the pre-k.
And that’s the problem with the schools. I know throwing money blindly at the issue doesn’t work (we’ve seen it fail in St. Louis), but there is still a very strong connection (at least here) between the quality of local schools and the income of the area. And it just helps perpetuate those low income areas. How can these kids ever make something of themselves if their schools are going to fail them generation after generation?
Radno, money doesn’t solve poor parenting. God, I wish it did. Charlotte has such a high rate of convicted felons in school, that it’s scary. And they refuse to do anything about them. One of the local hosts keeps a list on them, and how often those same kids get arrested, again, and again, and again, and again, and again. And did I say again?
That is a good point. But lack of education can contribute to bad parenting too. I didn’t say CAUSE it, but contribute to it sure. Some of these neighborhoods and towns just have generation after generation of people making the same mistakes over and over. And especially with some of the poor neighborhoods here (and race doesn’t matter, it affects black, white, hispanic, everyone), those generations are getting closer & closer together. And situations like that do breed the sort of welfare abuse that the Republicans hate so much as it’s all so many of them know. Proper education would help so much in that area.
“Wow, you stoop to new lows man. What an intolerant diatribe. It’s ok to be open minded, as long as everyone agrees with you.”
Carolinian, heal thyself. You posted that video, full of intolerance and hatred, then you sling more hatred when someone disagrees with it? Open minded?? Hypocrite much?
Standing against communism is intolerance? Pffft.
In a word, “yes.”
In 2 words, “HELL NO.”
Well, there’s a difference between “intolerance” and any implication of whether or not it’s appropriate to tolerate something. Standing against communism is intolerant of communism, as in “you don’t tolerate communism”.
I’m intolerant of a lot of things, most of which I think are BAD things, as you, JAC, feel about communism.
Sure Diss, like you can be intolerant of some bacteria trying to kill you. Technically that’s not tolerating it, but intolerant in the context of fighting something bad is different. And Communism is not compatible with the US Constitution. I’m intolerant of pedophiles, but that is not the common context of intolerant.
I’m just trying to get you guys to be exact in your terminology when you argue.
I’m intolerant of imprecision in language.
Yes, Mamm, sorry Mamm. I won’t do it again. Please don’t hit me with the erasers again, Mamm.
@ justacarolinian
Cold War over. Communism not pure evil. Learn to accept others’ opinions.
@ No1. Learn to accept my opinion, just as you expect me to accept yours.
Sweet Holy Jesus! I could only get through 49 seconds.
Yeah. But be careful. JOC is easily offended if you respond to him. It will effect his open mindedness.
Glad you think I am JOC(k), but I only get offended when the response is full of bunk or insults.
Pssst, VNV. Aren’t you glad your typo is on PK, and not on a protest sign somewhere, so that you got photographed and made fun of?
Yeah, but the internet doesn’t have my face attached to it. I would be much more careful if I knew my head was going to be floating around above it.
Something we agree on. If I was going to be holding a protest sign somewhere, especially in this climate, you best believe that I would proofread the thing, twice. And make 2-3 others proofread it. I do think people get in a hurry, and are caught up in the emotion of it all. (On both sides of the isle.)
Hopefully the number of poorly made signs that have made it to places like PK will encourage protesters to not be as stupid when making their signs. Not likely, but hopefully.
That’s an interesting mental image.
Is it just me, or does his avatar look like some kind of alien sex organ?
I, uh, totally hadn’t thought of that. That’s kinda weird there, JAC.
anal probe much?
Yes, it’s weird, but considering what VNV has to say……
And VNV, yes, that what you try to do, isn’t it?
None of what I have ever said is “weird”. Hell, I only even wish it was new. My beliefs have been said over and over throughout history. The only problem is that whenever anyone tries to start something like that, it either falls apart before it begins, or it is destroyed from without by people in power so that they maintain power.
And I only anal probe my child employees. (See Palin Family lol)
I thought it looked like the FIFA World Cup trophy with all the people’s hands holding up a globe….
I am not sure if its an actual FIFA trophy, but it is indeed a Globe being held up by peoples hands. Good eye!
damn commie old people!!!
should take that life line away so they all die!!!
It’s not funny, it’s old, but now we can have a fun day arguing.
I don’t like your tone! Rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble!
I don’t agree with you. You are narrow minded. If you don’t agree with me, you are a [insert insulting adjective] [insert opposing viewpoint]. Your turn
Hey, I don’t really care if it’s “liberal” or “conservative”… the “transposed characters on a sign” and “one letter wrong in word on a sign” is the equivalent of a Knock Knock joke that you heard 1000 times in grade school.
These are your ideas of “real points?” Stock accusations with no factual support or rational argument, “statistics” with no sources, worn-0ut and long ago discredited media talking points?
How do you expect to be taken seriously when this is your idea of meaningful public discourse?
What can you actually expect from someone who doesn’t understand the concept of “subjective”?
Duh, “subjective” is the goal of your submarine.
I thought the goal of my submarine was to reach the Sea of Green.
Wait, Sea of Green? Dammit, charro put drugs in my drink again!
One of the reasons we love her.
Does one have to bribe charro to put drugs in one’s drink?
no just set your drink down near her, charro is wonderful and shareing with her mind altering substances. bitter troll loves her so
Yeah, she’s awesome, but uh, hey, have you seen my hands? I can’t find them anywhere…
Plenty of drugs for all! I just made a mushroom pizza and some pot brownies. Who’s hungry?
I still have the munchies.
Damnit…my work went Nazi and started drug testing. I failed of course so now I have to behave.
No brownies for me…*is very sad*
I did not! Oh.. wait. Yeah I did. I just forgot because of all the drugs I do.
“Fifty-seven percent of Americans now favor a public insurance option, according to a new Washington Post-ABC News poll, up from 52% in mid-August.” Wall Street Journal, 10/20/2009.
They don’t ask if they want government run single payer health care, which is where we are going with this ‘option’. About 85% would answer no.
Think about the discounts we could get if the whole country pitched in together! Its like the ultimate group rate! Cause… its everybody!
scary. scary. scary. ’cause it’s the government!
Hey! We should ask if we can do a public option Vacation package! Maybe we could all go check out Europe on a country wide rotation! It’d would be way cheaper than fighting everyone’s terminal deseases anyway!
Bizarrely enough, when people first started bitterly complaining about Obama’s travel I said that it would quickly stop if the President randomly drew one or two taxpayers to accompany him for each trip. It could be on the tv every week, like Powerball. It would also have the advantage of making the American citizens feel as if they at least had the potential random possibility of communicating directly with higher levels of government.
I would so be down with that! Free trip to someplace! I just hope I don’t win the lotto when it comes time to go Iraq. Doesn’t seem much like a tourist spot.
I know, they never do anything really creative like that in D.C….
-lifts up goverment cheese-
FEAR IT!!!
fear the cheese
I FEAR NO CHEESE!!!1!!11!!
NOM NOM NOM NOM
I’ve heard the gov’ment cheese is quite tasty.
as someone who grew up eatng it, was very nummy, i miss it
I’m glad to hear the report is true.
“-lifts up goverment cheese-
FEAR IT!!!
fear the cheese”
ROFL… ahh.. it hurts, my side is hurting.. hehehehe
thanks bitter
“[...] we are loosing the war now”
Because the USA were winning the war before?
Trading 100’000 civilian lives to avenge 3’000 American lives is not what I call winning (or a war for that matter). Ah but who cares, they were not American, that makes them inferior and expendable, right?
I’ve noticed that many of these pundit kitchen funnies have been aimed at protesters. While it is rather hilarious to see some of the more obvious misspellings on the picket signs, I can’t help but feel that perhaps we scoff a little too much at them.
1. For every misspelled sign, there are many more that are grammatically sound (and sometimes even witty).
2. Many of these people are out there on short notice and have to make signs on the fly. I suppose a little peer reviewed spell checking couldn’t hurt, but I digress.
Glad to hear someone else say that.
Short notice?! What, they looked out their apartment window and saw a protest marching down the street? Said “Hey! I wasn’t Infromed of that by Fox News! Quick. Someone give me a giant piece of yellow poster board. I want to go call Obama a Theif!” Nah. I think this was just a noob spelling error, and she should be laughed at for it.
Well, you might have a friend call or text you and say they’re on their way to a protest and ask if you want to go there with them. I suppose.
Maybe…. but every protest I have ever attended I knew about in advance. I mean… a riot… maybe unplanned. But a protest? Definitely.
I’m not saying the protest was unplanned, just that maybe not everyone had planned in advance to be there. *shrugs* Heck, I can even see potentially driving past a protest and thinking “Hey, I agree with them!” and stopping to participate.
I’d be the first to admit that I’m entirely more likely to just think, “Huh, cool!” if I pass somebody protesting something I agree with and go on with whatever I was doing anyway, but I’m not terribly demonstrative.
And the one girl who didn’t know, mispelled a word, got her picture taken, and posted on PK. That poor girl…. Just wasn’t her day.
I am not saying there are not spontaneous protestors. Just seems unlikely. Do you keep posterboard and large black markers wherever you go just in case? Now that I think about it…. Its actually a really good idea…. I think I am gonna do that when I get home. Put that stuff in my car. Thanks diss! You have once again sparked my imagination! And this time, it was clean!
Lol…glad to be of service. I usually have jumper cables, fix-a-flat, and a bunch of fast-food napkins in my truck, but I don’t usually have poster board.
So VNV, out of the thousands of signs that are correct in spelling and grammar, wouldn’t you think Diss’s idea probable? I’m quite sure there are more signs spelled correct than not. And that goes for Lib or Con.
I think her idea is possible. I think it is more likely that the person holding the sign didn’t check her spelling. And I am certain there are a vast more correctly spelled signs. But they aren’t funny enough to make PK. I mean, if there was a really witty sign, by all means, bring it on. It’s not like I have to worry about democrats and republicans. They are just opposite sides of the same conservative coin for all I care.
It’s not like a witty sign would make it through the voting process. Seems certain people are sure to vote them down, and focus on making Teabaggers look stupid. And of course, vote down any left wing agenda errors, can’t have the truth actually be exposed.
I vote for anything that makes me laugh. If you are making fun of someone, even if its someone I like, and its funny, I laugh.
And even some of us on the left like to make LOLs to balance things out too. A good sense of humor should be bipartisan.
“can’t have the truth actually be exposed.”
If you’re looking for the truth, read the news. PK is just entertainment.
There’s a riot going on..
Most certainly, it is a noob spelling error. That’s hardly the point though. Whilst they are out exercising their government given right to speech, we are laughing at her for getting two letters in reverse order. This isn’t nearly as egregious as it could be ( i.e. “there” confused with “their”). I suppose that this would have been really funny if this was a protest on school funding, at least then we could make fun of some sort of irony. Get it? Misspelling a word on a school related issue. Hilarious. Move over Saturday Night Live, I have the jokes that will make the whole world laugh. Yeah.
Going back to my original point, I approve of people getting active in their politics, even if sometimes a letter or two is a askew in one sign out of hundreds ( I just made that statistic up, don’t quote me). I do believe that she should be laughed at. Laughed at in real life, that is. It changes the whole dynamic of the humor when it is paraded in front of thousands of internet viewers.
One last thing, I wish to stick to my guns about the “short notice” comment I made. As I have experienced in the past, when ones is on the campaign trail, at a political event, or even a concert the excitement factor drowns out the spell checking factor. She may be from out of town and made the sign late at night in her hotel room. I know I am giving her the major benefit of the doubt, but I feel that someone needs to in light of these kinds of PK funnies.
“Whilst they are out exercising their government given right to speech, we are laughing at her for getting two letters in reverse order.”
You are correct.
Now someone needs to put up a PK that says something like, “Two Letters in Reverse Order: Not really that funny, but complete hilarious when applied to a political picket sign.”
Man, nothing says riveting political commentary quite like “i” before “e.”
I don’t think anyone on PK has been very happy with the last 50 lols or so. But even not very funny is better than preachy or ‘cry for our troops’. So get a chuckle if you can, and if you can’t, cross your fingers that the next couple of hours pass quickly.
Hey! Fvck you! My Putin LOL was in the last 50!
The ‘Pinky and the Brain’ one? XD
No, it was the “BRB, taking Putin to Hooters” one.
I too approve of people getting active in their politics. However, I approve substantially less of people who do so without at least a minimum of thoughtful consideration, which would result at least in properly worded signage. Your average knee-jerk reactionary, however, tends to end up with signage that looks as though it were made for mommy/daddy by their subnormal toddler.
However, what is both sad and great about this country is that no matter where your political IQ lies, you still have the right to expression. While you may find it offensive that the sign is a mere blurb that expresses little to no thought value, I am trying to make a more neutral approach and ask that we give these people a break (but not demanding it, as that would infringe on your right to speech as well
).
perhaps fox news should start passing out pre-fabricated signs to the protesters then, so they seem smrater
Oh, you mean like this one?
{{http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2009/09/bury-obamacare-with-kennedy.html}}
Funny, I don’t see the Fox News label anywhere on that sign, or even mentioned in that article.
And obviously the majority of the Teabagger signs aren’t printed ahead of time. But, if someone knew about the rally/protest ahead of time, and printed some up at the local shop, what would be wrong with it? Nothing.
How many prefab signs are passed out by Acorn, and/or other leftist organizations? I would imagine a check of the financial records would show thousands. Be sure to criticize them when you see them, and falsely accuse MSNBC of passing them out.
Do you HONESTLY believe that any of it would be so organized without The Fox Variety Show promoting it?
This is an example of how you show yourself to be a republican. You defend nutso Sarah, you defend FN, you defend the teabaggers, and you condemn “Acorn, and/or other leftist organizations”. You’re not a republican? Pull the other one.
Back in the day we would have identified these people as cretins.
Look at their skull shapes.
But with political correctness we have to call them teabaggers. It’s a sad turn this country has taken.
Himmler was obsessed with skull shapes and bumps, as well. Are you also a Nasty Nazi?
So was Hume. Stupid science is stupid science no matter who uses it.
I think you just proved science really does need head research.
“Let me read the bumps on your head! What, no bumps? WE MAKE SOME!!”
B. Bunny
One lump or two?
Now let’s dip our patties in the water…
I thought you said “panties” and that was a WHOLE other funny right there, boy!
For you, our Guest! She’s out guest!
I am a Friendly Fascist.
You sir couldn’t be more wrong if you tried. I would assume that by back in the day you mean 1999 when you were ten and I was already finished with serving my country through the Gulf war Somalia and Bosnia conflicts. But I digress,. This is what you call patriotism. Getting out there in the streets and saying what you believe is not being a cretin what you do behind your keyboard with your free hand on a Friday night is. This man is absolutely correct in his assessment of the “President” as a thief. Never has a President and a Congress and a Senate so blatantly stolen the peoples tax dollars and moved so completely towards Socialist ideals than this administration. (BTW the banks they gave all that money too have made record profits and gave all their execs huge bonuses again while the “loan” We The People were forced to give them goes unpaid. Oh yeah did you receive your stocks in the mail from the GM buyout We The People were forced into as well? Hmmm looks like the thieves really are in Washington after all eh?) Even the idiot Bush and the administration Cheney ran wasn’t as blatant as this cabal of liars and Zionists and thieves. Next time you want to throw mud on a Patriot why don’t you do it from China where sentiment such as yours would blend in nicely with the government they have. Asshole….
Errrr, how much does USA owe China?
Zionists controlling Congress and the Fed and most of the mainstream US media… The Israel Lobby pulling strings in Washington, as Israel continues to benefit. Middle East wars that benefit Israel. WTF happened, America?
you know what’s ironicly funny (and maybe a wee tad bit scary) is v AND p’s post up there, especially the last two lines, really come across as something straight out of a nazi handbook. i mean, really, associating a religious movement, a jewish one at that, with unamericanism, is just a few short steps away from saying jews themselves are unamerican and should be removed.
i wonder if he sees the correlation… actually, the more i think about it the more v AND p’s rhetoric follows that old dude who shot up the guard in the holocaust museum in DC not too long back.
How come when I protested Bush, noone called me a patriot?
And all the points you made are old. I have already explained in my repsonce above so I won’t do it again, but every point you made above could be countered with the exact same points being made during the Bush administration against Bush.
Because some people don’t like shaving.
LOL.
Because you weren’t supporting the guy he supports of course!
You WERE called a patriot. Anyone who agreed with you thought you should do worse to Bush.
I call BS on that. Anyone who protested against the Bush administration was called un-American, America-haters and told to get out of the country. So, tit-for-tat, protesters against the Obama administration should expect the same treatment.
Yeah, the frothy patriotism over the war (that still exists, btw) really turned anyone against the war into anti-American traitors. I mean, the hatred towards the French? Freedom fries???? Seriously!!! It took a while before the sentiment of the population swung against the war. And there are still plenty of people who think the war was and is a good idea and that we need to be there for some unfathomable reason.
Come on, Rando, who actually used the term “freedom fries”? Like, maybe five people?
…non-ironically, I mean.
The fact that the term was even born was just sad.
There is a reason: establish a democracy in the Middle East and eliminate the threats to that system while training the Iraqi Security Forces to take over when they’re ready.
sigma – quick question: when has the middle east never been at war?
*not been at war, not never.
I think probably that brief period in prehistory when there were no people actually living there.
During the reign of Solomon.
Let me put it this way: bring stability to the country. This would show the surrounding countries that democracy works and there is no need to kill the dude next door because he believes that other guy was the true heir of Muhammad. Now the nations could work together instead of being at each other’s throats, bringing ‘World Peace Points’ up quite a bit.
And OUR guys have to go die for it?
Considering we are the nation that *should* be the conglomeration of all other nations and represent the world as a whole therefore making stability in the Middle East something on the to do list, than yes. Plus we should have kicked Saddam out during the first war, anyway.
Actually many banks have since repaid the government loans to releive themselves of the strict regulations on bonuses attached to the bailout money by the Obama administration. (The Bush bank bailout had no such strings attached)
Veteran,
1. If Medicare is socialist, then so is Tricare – and our retirement pay, as well… It comes straight from our neighbors taxes – we did not contribute one penny to a retirement account for ourselves.
2. The $700 Billion ‘Bank Bailout’ was W’s baby.
President Obama’s second ‘stimulus’ package was given out in the form of $800 tax cuts for families earning less than $150,000 a year and $250 tax refunds to all Disabled Veterans (did you cash yours?) and plowed back into the economy to get things moving in the right direction (which they are).
If it’s OK to spend a Trillion Dollars building schools, bridges, roads, power plants, hospitals, oil refineries, etc. in Iraq… Why is it suddenly ‘stealing’ to spend the same amount on your own people in your own country?
3. I may be wrong, but aren’t ‘Zionists’ Jewish? Has President Obama now gone from being a secret Muslim, to a member of a ‘radical’ Christian church, to attending a Synagogue?
4. As far as ‘throwing mud’ on a Patriot, who gets to decide who is a Patriot? War protesters are portrayed as ‘anti-American’ but President protesters are suddenly ‘patriots’? Double standard much?
Desert Storm, check. Somalia, check. Iraq, check. Afghanistan, check. Do I get to be a ‘Patriot’ even though I disagree with you?
I believe I just fell in love with you. Well played, sir!
I’m right there with you.
My hand, sir!
And who can’t get an LOL out of the idea of a president who is one of those damned Zionist-Muslims?
Oooh, you should make one of those! It would be funny, unlike some of the recent ones on here.
I’ll mud wrestle you for him.
Deal! Now, to make some money off of our self-exploitation. Here, go sell these tickets.
Ok, but you’ll need to shop for the bikinis.
Not to mention that a third of all tax revenue goes into the armed forces.
So that’s a socialist army then?
Still do tell me what parts of government spending you’d be happy to do without. I’ll give a quick list, just pick the ones you could lose.
1) Construction of powerplants.
2) Construction of power grids
3) Roads
4) Sewers
5) Water treatment
6) The Police
7) The army
8) Building inspection
9) The courts
10) Tax breaks
11) Disability pay
12) Pensions
13) Border control
14) Embassies
15) Phone lines
16) City planning
17) National parks
18) Grand ceremonies (Olympics for example)
19) Research into medicine
20) Free vaccinations (Not sure iff you have that in America, just really really hope you do)
21) Internal disaster relief
22) International disaster relief
23) International aid
Building inspection looks much cooler than the others in the list.
Yo damn right.
On a side note, accidental smilies can really damage your posts credibility.
So do not use smilies if you are issuing an apology about sexual assault.
lol! Yeah…. that should definitely be on a warning label attached to your e-mail!
You can’t do a numbered list using parentheses anymore without having the cool smiley. This is the Internet’s fault. Damn you, Internet!!!!
You, sir, are an epic win!
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
They made throwing people you don’t like into a pit of lions the icon of quality entertainment.
its safe to walk the streets at night…
Oh that was AWESOME! You f’ing rock! You FOCK!! I just made a new word to describe you! LOL
There are Christian Zionists, FYI, but they’re strange people. I’d quote Pat Condell’s wonderful description of them, but I has no sound at the moment.
Are they like Jews for Jesus?
Jews for Jesus. It’s just so…counterintuitive.
WTF are you even talking about, anyway, Squirk? They seem to have a perfectly normal range of heads. (Aside from the ridiculousness of your bizarre phrenology argument). What, is yours a giant cube or something?
It’s Sqwirk. Why does anybody ever try to rationalize what he says?
He still hasn’t informed us as to the shape of his head.
Again… not arguing actual issues… just making personal attacks. Try making a point. People are standing up for what they believe in… standing for our rights in this country and doing it peacefully! No fights, no destruction of property… no even any littering! But they’re the cretins??? Are you insane?
What issues? You think that sign counts as the opening gambit in a “argument” even if it was spelled right?
Yeah, I don’t think calling the president a “thief” is really making a point, just being snide. But you know, taxes are evil. Unless of course they go to funding our troops getting killed in the middle east. THAT’S okay. But helping out other Americans, well no, you can’t do that!
Thief is a reference to the abuse of taxes. This was, after all, a tax protest rally.
Again , helping out other Americans is noble when done BY OTHER AMERICANS it is thievery and TREASON when it is done by a government whos Constitution strictly forbids redistribution of wealth (also known as socialism) under the guise of charity. Look up charity and i think you will find it is not the collection of taxes from one segment for the express purpose of doling it out to another segment. You asshats need to get past your Gubment’ edumication and actually aspire to be more than the least common denominator that you seem to accept of yourselves. You want to help out other Americans? You ever donate to soup kitchens? You ever spend time helping the homeless? You ever go volunteer at an Orphanage? You ever do anything but support Socialist agendas and feel good liars? You ever actually attend an anti war rally? Until you do shut your mouth and suck your thumb. And when you do any of these things I will applaud your efforts. Until then ….
I think you forget that the Constitution was written by the well off and powerful in America. The land holding, slave owning elite. It’s no wonder they would speak out about redistribution of wealth. How else could that ensure that they stayed rich and powerful?
Oh, and yes. I do donate to foods banks, I am a serving member of Habitat for humanity, I was part of the Boys and Girls club for years. I was at several anti-war rallies.
And yes. I do support any socialist agendas I can. I only wish Obama was one of them. If I could vote harder to the left I would. In fact, I may have to write Obama a letter thanking him for his quasi attempts at doing something people can pretend as socialism, just because it means I get to type it a lot on PK.
I haven’t forgotten anything. The Constitution was written for all by men who knew that they weren’t perfect and that governments were always corrupt. They may have been well off as you say however they also knew they were in the position to do something FOR their fellow man and not TOO their fellow man. They also knew enough to do a term or two and step out of the way. They used to understand that serving in Congress and the Senate and the House of Representatives meant going to Washington from where they were from doing what the people asked of them and then going back home. this cleared the way for someone else from their home area to come to Washington with the newest ideals of their constituents. BTW if you enjoy socialism so much there is a place you can go to see how well that works out. Ever hear of a little place called Russia? On the other hand I would love to have you come to my house and attempt to collect my money to forcibly distribute to others. I’m not sure how well that will work out for your teeth though.
As far as your charity work bravo for you. The comment I made was not directed at you in those terms so please refrain from attacking me with your Anti American speech.
It’s an open board, not a private conversation. Might as well get used to it, it’s pretty much anarchy as far as who responds to your posts.
how do you do that wonderful little post-inside a post thing, diss, o master of the interwebs?
Use the >< keys (reversed from that, of course!) around the word blockquote; at the end, use the same except add a / before the word.
/a
third time’s the charm? /
nope… full of fail.. lol
>blockquote/blockquote< except reverse the brackets! I did them backwards so they'd show up.
CRAP! Still didn’t show up. Look, check your PM’s, ok? Lol…
Lol…is anyone else seeing all the comments on this page below wallfly’s (above) in all italics or is it just me? WallFly, you broke the internetz!
I see it, too. Attempting fix…!
omg! woooooo
thanks dis
removes the magnet
Incontinent html-tags!
FOR and and not TOO? Blacks, American Indians, Women, poor whites. Was there anyone these guys didn’t do soemthing too? Ze Germans?
Russia was never socialist. The Western Powers with their World War and the White Army Made sure of that. Let me repeat. Russia is not now, nor was it ever socialist.
And… did you just threaten me? You know…. maybe being a veteran AND a patriot, you would have learned a few things from all your ‘experiance’. But apparently, you are still the childish undisciplined youth you were before your joined the military. I hope all your other vet friends are dissappointed in you. It’s not one that should be respected, and you are no hero. Vet or Otherwise. You are just a tempermental, violent dude, who wanted to get his nerd rage off on PK.
So what was Soviet Russia? Communism is socialism last I checked.
His ‘Vet’ friends may be disappointed because a lot of U.S. Military personnel are liberal punks. Even if he is a ‘childish undisciplined youth’ he wasn’t as childish and undisciplined as you are now. The founding fathers knew times would change and believed that all blacks, whites, reds, and yellow people would (or should) be living in a state of equality. but no we’ve got these bureaucrats running things and whiners saying the white man is oppressing them because they’re too lazy or full of pride to do anything about it.
“So what was Soviet Russia? Communism is socialism last I checked.”
Nope. Not the same. I can’t rattle off the differences off the top of my head, but maybe I’ll look it up later if I’m feeling motivated. Which isn’t likely.
But the USSR was not real communism. The Soviets used communism as a tool to control their people. That’s not how true communism is supposed to work.
And what makes you think the founding fathers knew our society would change? Especially in the ways that is has?
Because they knew, for one, slavery had to die out eventually and people don’t want to be restricted by the rules set in the Constitution if something needed to be done. Therefore, they came up with the Amendment process.
Well… I’m glad you asked. Soviet Russia was -neither- communist nor socialist. There was a revolution that occurred which put in place a dictatorship. This dictatorship was supposed to implement the change to socialism. However, the civil war that immediately started, brought on by those noblemen who still craved the Tzars power (btw, the US supported them) and Germany advancement in WWI kept that from happening. Then, only a few years after the war ended Lenin, the socialist dictator died. The thing is you have to have peace to implement the kinds of social changes that Lenin wanted to make, which is why he pulled Russians out of WWI to begin with. What happened when Lenin died was Stalin, who was not trusted by Lenin to have the reins of power because of his previous abuses of authority, convinced the party to let him take over the country by telling them he read Lenin’s will and Lenin picked Stalin, which wasn’t the case. Stalin, the now rogue dictator, went about his terrors and called what he was doing “socialism” and “communism” which it wasn’t. He was simply a dictator. America and the western world just latched onto the term to show Americans “what communism was” as a fear tactic to make sure Americans didn’t get any crazy ideas about actual equality. Same as today.
Now, is socialism different from Communism? Yes it is! Socialism is the process of withering away of the state. The theory is that the “state” as we know it was created by the bourgeoisie as an armed barrier between them and the proletariat. The state, which is comprised of government officials, who for the most part, are the wealthy elite. These wealthy elite control the police and the military. This is so they can continue to live elite lives while making the majority of the population work as wage slaves. If the wage slaves revolt or protest, there is jail or worse.
Now the theory continues that if the ownership of production was transferred to the proletariat, and government jobs lost all privilege and became working men jobs, then slowly the lower classes would become middle classes, and because the state owned all property and means of productions, those bourgeoisie leaders would also become lower class. Now is where the –real- theory comes into play. According to Marx and Lenin, because there are no more classes, then the state (which remember only exists as a barrier between classes) is no longer necessary. Over time the idea of government will “wither away” until there is no real government. People would all just be working for the common good and goods and services would be available for the all. If anything, what was the government body, would become a trade organization, shifting good from areas of excess to areas of need. Once the government completely vanishes, then you are in a state of Communism.
So as you can see, socialism and communism are like a worm and a butterfly. One comes out of another, but they are definitely not the same. And as I am sure you know, the state never withered in Russia or China or anywhere else. So none of them were –ever- communists. And in both Russia and China, when the dictatorship of the Proletariat took power, the leader was instantly corrupted and then just help onto the dictatorship. So, no one has really ever been socialist either. The closest thing we have come to in our planets history would be the small communes that have sprouted up and faded throughout the worlds history. So don’t be afraid when our government talks about the evils of communism, because they have no reference to base their fears. If anything, we should, as we always have, fear dictators and never trust the state or capitalism which perpetuates it.
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Call them Communists, Socialists, Marxists, or Statists. They believe in the good of the collective, and to hell with the individual. Can you say “Borg”? Resistance is futile. They believe people are dumb and the state has to tell them what to do or do everything for them. The American Way, the incredible gift our Founding Fathers left us, is the antithesis of what Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Castro, Mao, Chavez, Guevara, Obama, and all the goons like them believe. So it matters not whether they are worms or butterflies. They are the unquestioned enemies of freedom loving people everywhere. They killed tens of millions of people who would not follow them.
That’s what I know, but thanks for the educating.
Do you know who wrote the Constitution? Although a few were “land holding, slave owning” none of them were what could be defined as “elite”. Many were business owners who had no slaves, nor much land and the few that were slave owners hardly were “elite”.
The Founding Fathers wished to create a country and government that assured the the rights and freedoms of its citizens. Popular ideology excluded slaves, women, and native americans, though several members tried to include one or more of the groups (there was a movement to free all slaves at the creation of the new country but it did not have enough support).
I dunno, I thought the founders were for the promotion of the general welfare.
What they were against was the system of patronage. i.e. the awarding of titles, incomes, monopolies and other licenses to collect rents by the powerful.
I think what you’ve probably been doing is misreading some quotes from the founders on right wing blogs as being about the former when they were about the latter.
Do you see?
Publicly funded education, and other public goods <- stuff they were for e.g."the general welfare"
Big business insisting on it's 'right' to profits and influence over the legislature <- what they were against e.g. patronage and rents.
Burn!
The founding fathers (rabble rouser depending on whose side you were on at the time) were against aristocracy and dynasties. Remember they said “all men are created equal” I wonder how they’d feel if they saw the current disparity between rich and poor. Admittedly this didn’t include black people who still subjugated decades later.
But they did say all men are equal- too bad it’s no longer true today with racial, sexual, sexual choice quotas and hiring preferences.
Yeah, I’ll bet you miss those days when “men” meant only rich white dudes.
Nope! Prefr Martin Luther Kings speech about how he hoped one day his kids would NOT be judged by their color…. You projecting again or are you just a racist?
And if people really didn’t judge based on race, sex, sexual orientation, etc, then we wouldn’t need stuff like that.
Instead judge them by their wealth! Because if you only judge them by color, it only limits so much of the population. But when you judge by wealth, the top 5% can look down on the lower 60%!
One thing I don’t like is when some of them liberals criticise the founding fathers for their ‘puritanism’.
18th century England (London especially) was a hell hole beyond anything we can imagine.
“18th century England (London especially) was a hell hole beyond anything we can imagine.”
What does that have to do with the founding fathers? Out of the 55 delegates only 9 were born outside of the the 13 colonies.
And despite being a “hell hole”, as you put it, England was still a very conservative country.
I thought this might’ve been a nesting error, but I honestly can’t figure out who brought up the founding fathers’ Puritanism for you to start complaining about it.
But you can’t blame some people for being angry at the Puritans; their messed-up viewpoints made a lot of lasting damage in the US. Mind you also, the founding fathers were not Puritans.
Asshats? Least common denominator? There you go sopranomom, some personal attacks. Listen up, pal, if you’re what passes as a patriot in this country, then I hope to never ever be like you. As for your precious constitution, it’s got lots of good stuff in it, but it’s far from perfect. And we can always amend it if we have to.
Don’t you DARE fvcking pretend to know what I do for my fellow man. I’ve helped with Habitat for Humanity, and soup kitchens, and donated what money I could to good causes like St. Jude’s Hospital and the March of Dimes. What you see on here is nothing more than a tiny glimpse into our lives. So don’t pretend to know what any of us do, or what any of us think beyond this site. I don’t want programs that help only the people that we feel like helping. I want programs that help everyone that needs help. If that makes me unamerican or a traitor, then by all means fvcking deport my ass to somewhere that doesn’t use charities as a copout to avoid people helping out.
And I’m not impressed by your dramatics, bub. As VNV has said before, I’d be THRILLED if our government was actually socialist. Obama isn’t a socialist. He’s nowhere close. You have no idea what real socialism is. But by all means, keep your alarmist views, and remain scared of anything besides the status quo.
And finally, STFUGTFOESADITOP.
Is it cool if I imagined you releasing Wolverine claws on one hand when you said “bub”? Cause I did.
Oh I wish! Heh, that would be majorly sweet.
*SNIKT*
Is anyone else as turned on as I am right now?
Heh. Wow. Wasn’t expecting that.
*blush* Sorry. Angry liberal diatribes do that to me. I’m a latte-swilling, tree-hugging, bleeding-heart liberal myself.
Yay! Me too…except the lattes. Not a fan actually.
Caramel-mocha latte. Oh man, I could go for one right now…
war (n)
1 – a period of hostile relations between countries, states, or factions that leads to fighting between armed forces, especially in land, air, or sea battles
2 – a period of armed conflict between countries or groups
And still I wonder why a solder’s death in duty is murder to some people.
They shouldn’t be over there. I don’t want our troops dying for no good reason. If they absolutely have to die, it should be protecting us.
They’re dying for those who can’t defend themselves or have a say in political/public matters, and to eliminate those who want all three hundred million of us to die, so yes, it’s a good reason.
‘Yeah, I don’t think calling the president a “thief” is really making a point, just being snide. But you know, taxes are evil. ‘
Hmm… given that you attempt to refute the point immediately after claiming there isn’t one… you seem to be wrong.
Perhaps you meant that you **disagree** with the point?
(leaving aside the laughable notion that a poster board sign is expected to carry on stage one of a Socratic dialog….)
You tend to lose a bit of credibility when you can’t even spell simple words like “informed” and “thief.”
And calling the President a thief is NOT a personal attack??? Can you spell HYPOCRITE ??? Did you stand up when Bush was shipping bales of US dollars over to Iraq? Did you stand up when he lied about WMD’s and then made jokes about it? Did you tell people who protested Bush’s policies to get out of America?? Again I ask, can you spell HYPOCRITE ???
The USD is (or was) the global markets currency. U.S. dollars are used all over the world for trade. And yes, there were weapons of mass destruction there.
Where were there WMD?
a sand storm can cause alot of damage!
I’m glad we sent in troops to stop those sand storms!
Poison gas. It may not be considered a weapon of mass destruction to most civilians, but the fact that it can kill a lot of people over a large area and possibly eat away at stuff classifies it as something to worry about. There were stashes of the stuff all over Iraq.
this just about made my day.
E before I…..no, that’s not it…..
I before F…….that isn’t it either……
I after E…….dammit, no…….
Ah hell, Jimmy, get the scrabble board, we’re doing this one staircase style!
HAHAHA typical american, stupid & fail
In Soviet Russia, typical American is you.
This line gets the Sqwirk seal of approval.
Yeah, I’m liking our standard response to the “typical American” troll-ments.
At least she isn’t fat. Then I would have felt really sad for our typical Americans. Being fat, fail, and flabby would have been just too much.
Then again, she may be hiding her chub behind that sign…
hehe. “her chub”. Damn! Thats cold…
I felt fat and I’m not even that big!
But could you imagine it? She may have an enormous waistline behind that sign. No wonder she misspelled “thief,” she was trying to draw attention away from her ginormous hips. Okay, that’s enough.
I’m picturing her topless behind the sign!
That is valid. However, that would change this thread to typical European. Playing off the same kind of stereotypograpgy, though not quite as well.
Well, it was either obese or topless. Only one of those is fun to imagine.
That really depends on your point of view, VNV. I have a friend who likes “fat chicks” because everywhere you touch (and I’m quoting him directly) “…feels like tittie.”
Which is kind of embarrassing when it’s not tittie. Just sayin’.
It all feels like a flabby tittie…
I happen to like the smaller types…they feel nothing like flab.
OMG I just figured it out. It’s not a spelling error at all. It’s a punctuation error. She forgot to put a space between “the” and “if.” Obviously that is a lot more profound. Look how that leaves everything to the imagination. It’ll blow your mind if you think about it too hard.
Commander and The If.
…
Hee.
The If sounds like an interesting character. Does he have any superpowers?
He is “Cause and Effect Man”!
That’s exactly what he is!
If you vote for me, you will get change! If you don’t vote for me, you will not get change!
The cause and effect is stunning.
Where is my sidekick Then?! To the Causemobile, away!!!!!! Sgt. Illogical has taken over Debatropolis! We are the only ones who can save them now!
rocking…. just rocking.
I’m having some bad BASIC flashbacks from childhood.
Help me, The If! I’m being menaced by Sweeping Generalization and Post Hoc!
*Sgt. Illogical twists his pencil thin curly mustache* I have captured the Then! Without an ability to close his clauses, the If is powerless!!
FTW!
Wish he’d steal those aviators and that smug ass look off her face…
I’ll steal it for him. I could use a new pair of glasses, and my smug look is getting a little worn.
Who stole their dictionary??
Must be ACORN and the Democrats…..they are stealing as much as they can until 2010…when they know the hammer is going to fall on them.
Yeah! The sickle and hammer! Viva la revolution!
Da, Comrade! Da!! When do we get our bears on bicycles?!
I’m sorry, but due to the poaching by the greedy capitalist pigs, in the glorious forests of the proletariat, there is a shortage of bears. Would you settle for poodles on bicycles? They’ve been dyed red, the color of the people’s revolution. Nu shto?
Family Guy assured me that there were would be bears on bicycles…or unicycles, I don’t remember which.
*checks inventory system*
Sorry. Computer says “No”.
*shakes head*
The best we could do is put a bear costume on a Great Dane. You sure you don’t want Proletariat Poodles?
If they can juggle, you got yourself a deal!
Unicycles. Just saw that episode the other night.
I loved that one!
Peter: “I can’t believe we’ve got 2 of the 3 Ghostbusters in our home!”
Chevy Chase: “Actually, I wasn’t in that movie.”
No, you want to go a little further south for that.
That’s what she said.
*high five*
There’s a revolution in your pants?
Its a Dance, Dance, Socialist Revolution!
In my pants.
That’s the only kind of revolution to have!!
Damn, VNV, that’s what we need to do to recruit more socialists! Advertise it as a Socialist Revolution…in our pants!
It’s what’s gotten the job done around my stomping grounds. I don’t see why it couldn’t go global!
Funny thing about Dance. Dance Socialist Revolution in my pants…. only the forward and left arrows work.
OMG, I’m gonna have to clean my lunch that I just spewed off my desk. That was freaking awesome!!
Forward off a cliff!!
VNV, You owe me a new flat screen! You made me spew water all over mine.
That was great!
Pfft. You wish. Let me guess, the Republicans are going to take over Congress to make sure NOTHING actually happens until 2012, then they’re gonna take over the White House and plunge us back into the hell of the beginning of this decade? I don’t know if I can stand anymore of that crap.
There are flights leaving everyday for Russia. Catch the next one please, KTHXBAI!
Guess what, Russia, not Communist nor Socialist anymore. And I’m pretty sure the majority on PK denizens would prefer that you leave rather than Rando. And, btw, STFUGTFO.
Thanks! I appreciate the warm sentiments.
But you owe me partial royalties for the “STFUGTFO.”
Can I pay you in cookies or in beer?
Russia? I don’t want to move to Russia. That place is full of bears on unicycles! If I’m going anywhere, I’m going to Canada!
Polar bears!? That’s where they’re all going to!!
Hasn’t it occurred to people yet that they should spell check their signs before they parade out in public where there are people with cameras that connect to the Internet?
I do agree that it appears to be mostly Republican signs that are showcased here. Some people (i.e. sopranomom) probably think it’s because liberals are douches that way. But I freely admit to operating under the opinion that there’s a cultural difference in the frequency of spell check usage between conservatives and liberals.
On a somewhat related note: Firefox is pretty awesome, but it’s telling me that sopranomom is a typo. Oh well.
“I do agree that it appears to be mostly Republican signs that are showcased here.”
It’s those tea parties. I doubt we will see so many leftish protesters out in such mass until something anti-leftish happens.
That is true. However, now that you’ve quoted me, I’m going over how awkwardly I’ve written that particular sentence. Hrm.
Maybe self-editing is more of a personal thing. *shrug*
Theif!
lol, omg, ur so stuppeed. i cant beleve that you spelld theif rong, lolololololllololololol!!!11!
Now you are getting into the spirit of things!
You have no idea how much it hurts me to type like that.
I can imagine. I did have to read it, afterall.
This is offically giving me a headache. Noone should have to deal with this many misspellings. Get infromed, people!
Diss is going to be SO mad at you for typing “noone”.
I thought he did it on purpose for the misspelling joke.
Yeah, a little ironic joke against VNV to go along with all the other misspelling jokes.
well noone is laughing!
*hides dictionary and whistles innocently*
She is a typo all right, a typo in the story of humanity. A long winded, narrow minded, ignorant, lying waste of air. She and that phoney vet probably have a combined IQ of 35 but insist on proclaiming their ignorance in painfully tedious detail. I will this blog had an ignore feature…..
Harsh.
And with chub!
You “will” an ignore feature? You think a lot of yourself, don’t you?
No matter how much one wills, an ignore feature will not be granted without admin powers. May it be your will, O mighty Admins!
I think we may have to ask Sqwirk too, don’t ask me why.
This isn’t a “blog”, grandma…. A blog (a contraction of the term “weblog”) is a type of website, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order.”
This is a website with user-submitted captioned photographs and a viewer-commenting functionality.
*sigh*
Failure to close italics faaaiiiilll.
Be nice to grandma.
Who are you calling grandma?? Seriously did my rant come off as old fuddy duddy? I am not old at all but these idiots who lie about our President in the name of patriotism really just get me p*ssed off. We all know what this is ‘really’ about, and they (and yes sopmom I mean you!) are to cowardly to say it….
Nah, just poking you about the “blog” comment, because a lot of times I notice older people in particular calling everything on the internet a “blog”!
It’s okay, grandma, I agree with you too.
So what is it really about? In your opinion, that is.
The “r” word I imagine… *sigh* *eyeroll*
The r word? *puzzles*
Gentlemen, start your engines. Drop the flag for the Race card…..
see if she has candy in her purse!
Honestly, I don’t buy the race card thing. Sure, for some people it’s an issue, but overall, I take the conservatives at their word that it’s because they just don’t like his policies. Am I naive in that respect? Maybe, but even I’ve rolled my eyes at the race card thing. I want President Obama’s administration to be about what he does, not what color he is.
I want the same as well but from the hysterics that I have seen I honestly do not believe this is the case. Since when has it EVER been called “patriotic” to threaten the life of a sitting President? When has it EVER been ok to wave a gun to a Presidential speech. And the attack’s on his person?? Now he is a zionist, muslim who hates America..give me a break. The man was a Constitutional Law professor, he was editor of the Harvard Law Review and he has been in office less than a year. Yet people like sopmom make those idiotic statements about him trashing this country. And spread lies about his actual policies. Maybe it is about political parties but somehow I doubt it really is… Oh and BTW has anyone demanded to see a copy of either Bush’s birth certificate..just asking
That’s an interesting point. Would the radical nutjobs have been insisting he was Muslim if he were white? No, they’d assume he was Christian like that vast majority of other American politicians (yes, I know they’re not ALL Christian). Hmmm…I may have to reflect on this further.
“Would the radical nutjobs have been insisting he was Muslim if he were white?”
Probably if his name was what it is and he was white, yes. They’d assume he was a convertite (or revertite) too, and we all know those are the worst sort!
It’s not just that he’s half black. There is also the fact that his step father, the only father he really ever knew, was a muslim. He was schooled in a muslim country in a muslim school and of course there is the middle name. I’m not saying he is a muslim, I just don’t think race is a huge factor.
Ah, true, I forgot about the name bit. Kinda silly, but that does explain it as well. Doesn’t justify it, but it explains it. I’m not impressed by the muslim dad bit. That’s meaningless as far as I’m concerned.
Yeah my mom was raised my Catholics and is an atheist; my dad was (is?) a Presbyterian.. I think.. I’m not any of that.
LOL see how important religion was to us, I don’t even know what faith my dad grew up in or if he is still that.
Sara, no one wanted to see Bush’s birth certificate because they KNEW where he was born. And there wasn’t family members saying he was born in a foreign nation. I don’t agree with the birthers, but your logic is flawed. I do quite remember people demanding his military records, yet said nothing about Kerry’s records. (Though the other side did)
Please tell us all the conspiracy rumors you believed about GWB. There were more than there are about BO. Nutjobs on both sides of the isle. C’mon, you KNOW Bush manipulated the oil prices to defeat Kerry…..
Keep it up, you’re evening up the stupid scale.
And you’re sending the a$$hole rating off the chart. See? They go both ways, these juvenile posts.
The next time I go to a protest, I am going to deliberately miss spell my sign, then go over it and cross out the miss spellings in red and correct them all! Won’t you all be impressed?
Then someone will make a graph that says something like, “Crap: We can’t make fun of your sign.” It’ll be just about as funny as this one.
Ha! I was just over at graph jam, and I still had graphs on the mind when I clicked back here. *Ehem* Someone will make a PUNDIT KITCHEN about that, not a graph (could you hand me the red marker, please?).
That or “At least he corrected himself”.
Caption: “Not as stoopid as teh THEIF ladee”
We’ll have to remember that if n00bsie does appear with his little sign. Hopefully he’ll sign it, otherwise we wont know it’s him.
It also says Rando is a typo. I don’t wanna be a typo!
(Observation based on absolutely no objective evidence whatsoever)
Isn’t it funny that these chronic misspellers are probably the same people who vote against financing local school bonds?
You dont know that, most people who are against federal power grabs are for local funding of schools and such.
I read that as “local school bands“….that’s a little different. “No, I’m not buying your damn band candy!” *slams door*
“But…but…I need a new tuba!”
“Summers, you drive like a spaz!”
Another thing about this picture: that old man to the chick’s right (our left) looks exactly like a professor I had. Except he never dresses like that. He wears trilbies and bow ties.
That’s all democrats do, they point out spelling errors and don’t address the issue.
Hahaha! Kinda like you: not addressing the issues but pointing out what the Democrats do. Irony, FTW!
um… “the issue”? Dood… this is a comment section for a LOL.
Learn proper nesting, it is your friend.
Tom Cruise jokes ARE funny!
Oh wait, wrong spot!
There is no wrong spot to make fun of Tom Cruise.
This is true.
(Also… Zappaist? Hmmm……………)
That’s all republicans do, they point out internet editors and don’t address the issue.
Interestingly enough, when I got to work I noticed that someone HAD in fact stolen my dictionary. I hadn’t heard of our president being in my area. Perhaps he sent a secret service agent to do it for him?
bitter troll stole it, needed it for world conquest plot. and for tom cruise to stand on
Only five more and he’ll be able to kiss Katie!
He won’t use them. He needs an excuse to continue not kissing her.
and tom cruise likes to be crotch level to other men
At least he’s happy then.
God knows I am….
My mind just went all kinds of bad places with that one VNV.
Then consider it done for you Mina! If I can make anyone’s mind go bad places, I consider my job here a success!
VNV want thick book for standing to?
In all fairness, it’s not a long trip. Actually, at this rate, it’s a fun trip- with brownies! Very colorful brownies who talk… This is turning out to be a good day afetr all.
mmmm brownies -noms-
Ok, but you can only have one brownie. Take that purple one in the corner. He’s sleeping so he’ll never know what hit him.
-crunch- mmmm i can taste his screams
bitter troll stole it, needed for world conquest plot.
oh and for tom cruise to stand on
i think they meant theif cause thats what eh is
Eh?
*snort*
Who stole your dictionary? Thief can be spelled both ways.
Sure it can! The only difference is one is wrong.
Easiest trick in the book. Find the one in a hundred protestors who misspell something, take their picture, and then act like all Republicans are stupid. Tell you what, next time, go to a Harlem protest and see how fabulous their spelling is. Most of them sign their names with an “X.”
“go to a Harlem protest and see how fabulous their spelling is. Most of them sign their names with an “X.””
Wow. You are a FU(KING A$$HOLE. GET THE FU(K OUT
cgray really is one of the most pathetic and unlikeable trolls we have here. Even TheOne says something constructive now and then. What a racist fvckwad. And FTR, cgray, I’d take any stupid person over your racist, bitter ass anyday.
While his reply WAS racist, he does have a point. Leave out the X crap, and he is right. Would you be making fun of a sign that said “Mr republican, let me axe you sumtin?”
Yes.
Oh, yessindeedy!!
Good, because I would too. But there are MANY that would instantly start screaming how racist that was. And how it’s the man’s fault that, because the schools are so bad.
“Amazing” how so many people suddenly noticed debt but not during Reagan and Dubya.
Then it was all “deficits don’t matter”.
Stupid Americans refusing Socialized medicine.
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So true…
I before E except after K.
Whatever, Kieth.
i don’t see anything wrong there looks good to me
This photo just kind of sums up the perceived image of many tea baggers. Anyone who has seen their videos should not be surprised by this poor girl’s unintentionally hilarious misspelled sign. Not the smartest bunch of cookies – and dsylexia my ass! No
other words had their letters reversed.
What I also find funny are some of the comments here or the Lols of his photo that support her view but miss the misspelling!
As to the “theif/thief” part, with Bush it made sense with the dubious 2000 election.
this has layers of stupid. they didn’t even know the title they were attempting to spoof. the whole thing deserves an F. If you feel smart enough to attack the pres. you should take the time to research a little and try to use spell check. Duh.
You first bud.
wow what a noob. they spelled it right
dictionaries have nothing to do with spelling errors. how can you look something up that’s organized in alphabetical order if you can’t spell it?
The same person that put that pucker on her puss…
he’s just unhappy ‘cuz that whole don’t ask don’t tell has kept him repressed for so many years. he just needs to be honest with himself and he’ll be a happier person.
Well, Rando, he hid that watch up his ass for five years! That’ll make you cranky.
Oooh, Pulp Fiction FTW!
Was that before or after he asked for more cowbell?
You have to admit, his posts are far more entertaining when you read them in Christopher Walken’s voice.
Did I screw something up on my computer or are all the posts in italics all of a sudden???