Comments on: Primitive bugging device found under President’s desk

By: cgray

cgray — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:37:17 +0000

Thank you Lee and gravity for making this world a better place.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:13:46 +0000

Except the people who are still alive.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:13:09 +0000

Jackie: “Uh, Jack, exactly why are you having a door installed in your desk?”
JFK: “Uh…security purposes…in case I ever need to escape from under my desk.”

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:09:00 +0000

Do you really think that Monica was the first one in the White House?

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:07:43 +0000

… Why is there a door in the front of the president’s desk!?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:27:24 +0000

It’s so tragic I can’t breathe. *dies*

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:27:06 +0000

Zombie Apocalypse, people! Nobody is ever really “dead” anymore.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:09:22 +0000

Everyone who ever lived.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:37:39 +0000

I’m always sad because a lot of people are now dead.

By: Breenlolz

Breenlolz — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:57:42 +0000

rofl

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:53:06 +0000

Hey, it works too. What do we got over here…uh, margarita mix and cherry vodka. Choose your mind bleach…

By: RCIAG

RCIAG — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:55:16 +0000

This actually made me sad because they’re BOTH dead now.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:12:44 +0000

*munches on soylent green*
What’s up guys? I brought good eats!
*passed the box around*

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:08:07 +0000

I’ve seen a lot of anti-FDR posts and even LOLs lately, and as a proper liberal, I felt the need to stick up for one of our all time favorite presidents.
(And thanks for the compliment on the Lady Gaga one.)

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:06:59 +0000

Sorry, can’t hide there. JFK Jr. is already there.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:50:17 +0000

Not the death stare! *hides under desk*

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:58:02 +0000

Yeah, see what you mean. I couldn’t think of a damn thing to say about FDR ‘cos he WAS a hero and I don’t know enough about American history. But I get into preachy/bilious mode when I see pictures related to British politics. I guess it’s nearer home so you’re not so detached! Like the Lady Gaga one though!

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:48:10 +0000

OMG I forgot that Palin ornament was still in there! LMAO! I should SO submit that for failblog. Okay, I put the link to my LOLs back in there. You’ll know it when you see it, and no, it’s not the one about Lady Gaga.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:45:51 +0000

Ha ha ha! Oh yeah! I remember voting on that one!
I failed it. *glares at keithybabes*

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:40:04 +0000

Where is it then. dammit? Don’t keep us in suspense! Oh, and thanks for the link, I’ve solved my Xmas shopping problem for this year!

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:28:26 +0000

*sigh* I…I did something I’m not proud of. I made a preachy LOL. I saw the picture, and I was like “what the hell, this needs to be said.” It was a moment of weakness for me.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:28:21 +0000

Heh! A veritable treasure trove!!!! See, there’s so much funny that gets swamped by the non-lols. Hey, YOU might like this one, JAC… (sorry liberals, no offence just an unbiased foreign observer etc..)

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:18:42 +0000

And your point is?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:18:13 +0000

Yeah, I understand some are partisan, some are that way AS the funny, but I don’t even see them in the voting. *sigh* Congrats anyways.

)http://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-Justacarolinian/lolz(

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:11:55 +0000

It’s a bugger isn’t it? You post one up and you’re thinking ‘this wil KILL them’ and you’re p!ssing yourself at how damn funny you are, then nothing… then you try to vote for yourself and discover you’re on -15 or something and you think ‘AAAGH! Pearls before swine!’. I was wondering about doing a really po-faced one about dead heroes or something just to see how it went.. I dunno, maybe something so toe-curling that only the sophisticated would see through it. But maybe there’s still room for the funny.. Problem is you can waste hours of your time when you could be out there getting a life!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:51:58 +0000

I have almost 100, and not ONE has made it.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:46:25 +0000

Thanks! And there was I about to give up.. 158 lols and only 3 made it to the front page. God it’s hard work being a PK addict…

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:34:17 +0000

That’s good eatin (deep friend Snickers WITHOUT bacon). Almond J0y is pretty delish deep fried.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:33:23 +0000

Hic! I shaid bleeaeshe, not Scnaooopps, er Shnaps, er, Schnaups.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:28:10 +0000

*snerk* A computer in those days would have filled the whole West Wing.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 23:25:40 +0000

*passes the bottle*
Hic!

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:54:13 +0000

Both of your ideas are excellent.

By: n00bs

n00bs — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:53:18 +0000

I wish that squirrel would bite his face off, that would be funny!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:52:55 +0000

That’s ok VNV, the Democrats were hiding under the rocks….

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:51:39 +0000

Deep fried…

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:50:23 +0000

Please someone break out the mind bleach.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:27:03 +0000

Yep, talk about going from a silk purse to a sow’s ear.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:21:03 +0000

I have an idea, Rando.. let’s hold him down and make sure it happens, ok?

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:40:44 +0000

I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit. Soon preferably.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:40:10 +0000

What, Ray? WHAT just popped in there?!

By: Bob

Bob — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:00:40 +0000

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:47:32 +0000

Halle, I think you’re great, and I’mma let you finish, but Beyonce did Obama the BEST!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:42:00 +0000

Sure it isn’t a picture frame? I doubt JFK was doing a lot of typing.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:41:10 +0000

That’s enough to give threesomes a bad name, ILPB.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:40:30 +0000

Try it with bacon.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:35:38 +0000

Oh dear god how did we go from Marilyn to the Bush twins?

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:08:31 +0000

good. *gives VNV a half-assed hug/pat on the back*

By: VictoryNotVengeance

VictoryNotVengeance — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:03:46 +0000

ok….

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:02:06 +0000

try harder next time… k?

By: n00bs

n00bs — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:00:44 +0000

Now I want a snickers bar… What is it about this place and food?