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	<title>Comments on: Vladurday: Coming this fall</title>
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		<title>By: Sign?</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-396559</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sign?]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 17:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It says 2012 votes. Interesting ;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It says 2012 votes. Interesting ;]</p>
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		<title>By: Cam</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-275252</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Ahahah! We told them it would &quot;trickle down&quot; ahahahaha!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Ahahah! We told them it would &#8220;trickle down&#8221; ahahahaha!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: totallyme</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-274615</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[totallyme]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happiness
*Puts glasses on*
Is a warm gun

holy sh*t that works well]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happiness<br />
*Puts glasses on*<br />
Is a warm gun</p>
<p>holy sh*t that works well</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-256536</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*bites again* No, I&#039;m an appropriately naughty Dragon God. Not Dagon.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*bites again* No, I&#8217;m an appropriately naughty Dragon God. Not Dagon.</p>
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		<title>By: Pariscat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-256008</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Pariscat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good one, Tom !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good one, Tom !</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Obvious</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-255877</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Obvious]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like Mendelev .... Was Put in!

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Mendelev &#8230;. Was Put in!</p>
<p>YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-255476</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little slow on the uptake are we?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Little slow on the uptake are we?</p>
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		<title>By: charro the Floydist</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-255283</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[charro the Floydist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmmmm.. You&#039;re not by chance.. Lord Dagon.. Are you?

*bites back* Oooh.. I&#039;m a naughty girl. *evil grin*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmmm.. You&#8217;re not by chance.. Lord Dagon.. Are you?</p>
<p>*bites back* Oooh.. I&#8217;m a naughty girl. *evil grin*</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254229</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*bites and cuddles* I&#039;m glad otherwise the Dragon God equivalent of MOMMY MOMMY LOOKIT would have been wasted. XD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*bites and cuddles* I&#8217;m glad otherwise the Dragon God equivalent of MOMMY MOMMY LOOKIT would have been wasted. XD</p>
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		<title>By: charro the Floydist</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254227</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[charro the Floydist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*hugglessqueezehuggles*

I feel so loved. That&#039;s very sweet.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*hugglessqueezehuggles*</p>
<p>I feel so loved. That&#8217;s very sweet.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254224</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woot! I love you too. *huggle squeeze*
Sadly, I was having to resist the urge to attention whore this story all day to make sure it would be visible to you. @_@]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woot! I love you too. *huggle squeeze*<br />
Sadly, I was having to resist the urge to attention whore this story all day to make sure it would be visible to you. @_@</p>
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		<title>By: charro the Floydist</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254221</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[charro the Floydist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, worked 12 hours then had to go to Wally World..

Thanks DWN, I loved it, and I love you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, worked 12 hours then had to go to Wally World..</p>
<p>Thanks DWN, I loved it, and I love you.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254218</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awww, still no Charro? I has a sad.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awww, still no Charro? I has a sad.</p>
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		<title>By: HelOnWheels</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254029</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[HelOnWheels]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHAT?? It&#039;s not real??? Or recommended?? Not even allowed??!!
*hastily puts BBQ sauce-covered baby back in crib*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT?? It&#8217;s not real??? Or recommended?? Not even allowed??!!<br />
*hastily puts BBQ sauce-covered baby back in crib*</p>
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		<title>By: HelOnWheels</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-254024</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[HelOnWheels]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*claps. nicely done* Exactly. CSI: Moscow would be about planting false evidence instead of finding the truth. The truth = whatever Putin wants it to be. Murderer = whoever Putin wants to send to jail that week.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*claps. nicely done* Exactly. CSI: Moscow would be about planting false evidence instead of finding the truth. The truth = whatever Putin wants it to be. Murderer = whoever Putin wants to send to jail that week.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253962</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:16:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn, I wonder where Charro is?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, I wonder where Charro is?</p>
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		<title>By: brak the Zappaist</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253954</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[brak the Zappaist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gamma long with me....I will teach you how to live your half life.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gamma long with me&#8230;.I will teach you how to live your half life.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253714</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do what I can in my humble way. :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do what I can in my humble way. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253689</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[froofrou the Barenaked Lady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never watched NYPD Blue. Was he this annoying in that show too?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I never watched NYPD Blue. Was he this annoying in that show too?</p>
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		<title>By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253687</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[froofrou the Barenaked Lady]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel the writers were ashamed of themselves by the end of that season, and that&#039;s why they pretended that the entire story was wiped out for everyone except Angel. I just wish they could have done the same for all of us unlucky enough to watch...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel the writers were ashamed of themselves by the end of that season, and that&#8217;s why they pretended that the entire story was wiped out for everyone except Angel. I just wish they could have done the same for all of us unlucky enough to watch&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mina</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253665</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mina]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I do believe that you are one of my favorite people right about now.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I do believe that you are one of my favorite people right about now.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253651</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Awesome. *huggles*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome. *huggles*</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253638</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For me yes it did.  Good writing DWN!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For me yes it did.  Good writing DWN!</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253631</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a guy who took Jonathan Swift a bit too seriously.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a guy who took Jonathan Swift a bit too seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253612</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess not.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess not.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253585</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;d be more like this.
Cop:  ve know you committed dis crime... confess!
Suspect:  NEVER!
Cop:  Bring in Putin! *Putin walks in*
Suspect:  I did it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;d be more like this.<br />
Cop:  ve know you committed dis crime&#8230; confess!<br />
Suspect:  NEVER!<br />
Cop:  Bring in Putin! *Putin walks in*<br />
Suspect:  I did it.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253560</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One fish two fish.
*dons sunglasses*
Red fish, blue fish.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One fish two fish.<br />
*dons sunglasses*<br />
Red fish, blue fish.</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Wow</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253558</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Captain Wow]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look up on youtube the Jim Carrey impression of Horatio.  Sheer Perfection.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look up on youtube the Jim Carrey impression of Horatio.  Sheer Perfection.</p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253387</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That work? ;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That work? <img src='http://s1.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: DeathWyrmNexus</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253386</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeathWyrmNexus]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The driver was silent as they drove to the building he had spent his youth in. Inside were secrets, horrors, and the ambition of man and country, which always brought a smile to his face. Past the screams, plotting, and down the stairs to the right was his destination, where the report had led him. The room was simple, adorned with but a few lockers and a table. The case on the table met with his satisfaction and Putin exited as he had entered, the whisper of a ghost.

He changed in the car as it fulfilled its role in the chain of transportation, then a train discretely traveled, and finally a helicopter. No words ever passed his lips. Nothing for the cold air to hang on as he moved ever forward, his eyes so much like a shark&#039;s on the prowl, empty.

The moon was hanging in the sky, a pale pearl to observe the night&#039;s deeds both benign and dutiful. He strode as a wraith through the night, ever coming closer to his first kill. A whisper from his pistol pierced the throat of a guard and empty eyes took comfort in his efficiency.

Snowflakes crushed like silent screams beneath his boots before another whisper made sure his escape route was secure, crimson warmth staining the ground while wide eyes would never see again. There were more whispers, more red made cold upon the ground, as the empty eyes saw fit in his mission. Each whisper another part of his success. Nobody to watch the rooftops now. Nobody patrolling the grounds. Nobody to see the brazenly simple finality. Just cooling pools of red staining the virgin snow.

The case&#039;s contents were assembled efficiently to shame the best Swiss watches and when the shot rang out, nobody heard it. Not the target, his head a macabre mural now. Not the guards with vacant eyes and equally vacant veins. Nobody but the man with empty eyes, the shark in the cold night.

The pimple had been popped. Another cold night in another cold almost war. His superiors would receive word of his success and his bank account would be able to supply more vodka to warm the night.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The driver was silent as they drove to the building he had spent his youth in. Inside were secrets, horrors, and the ambition of man and country, which always brought a smile to his face. Past the screams, plotting, and down the stairs to the right was his destination, where the report had led him. The room was simple, adorned with but a few lockers and a table. The case on the table met with his satisfaction and Putin exited as he had entered, the whisper of a ghost.</p>
<p>He changed in the car as it fulfilled its role in the chain of transportation, then a train discretely traveled, and finally a helicopter. No words ever passed his lips. Nothing for the cold air to hang on as he moved ever forward, his eyes so much like a shark&#8217;s on the prowl, empty.</p>
<p>The moon was hanging in the sky, a pale pearl to observe the night&#8217;s deeds both benign and dutiful. He strode as a wraith through the night, ever coming closer to his first kill. A whisper from his pistol pierced the throat of a guard and empty eyes took comfort in his efficiency.</p>
<p>Snowflakes crushed like silent screams beneath his boots before another whisper made sure his escape route was secure, crimson warmth staining the ground while wide eyes would never see again. There were more whispers, more red made cold upon the ground, as the empty eyes saw fit in his mission. Each whisper another part of his success. Nobody to watch the rooftops now. Nobody patrolling the grounds. Nobody to see the brazenly simple finality. Just cooling pools of red staining the virgin snow.</p>
<p>The case&#8217;s contents were assembled efficiently to shame the best Swiss watches and when the shot rang out, nobody heard it. Not the target, his head a macabre mural now. Not the guards with vacant eyes and equally vacant veins. Nobody but the man with empty eyes, the shark in the cold night.</p>
<p>The pimple had been popped. Another cold night in another cold almost war. His superiors would receive word of his success and his bank account would be able to supply more vodka to warm the night.</p>
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		<title>By: Isildo</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253368</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isildo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;There was one journalist looking into it, but no one knows what happened to him...&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;There was one journalist looking into it, but no one knows what happened to him&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Isildo</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253367</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isildo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Madam. And thanks!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madam. And thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: Isildo</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253366</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isildo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Narf!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Narf!</p>
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		<title>By: Isildo</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253365</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Isildo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Agreed. Connor needs to die. Either that or someone needs to make a time machine to go back and ensure that he was never written to begin with.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Agreed. Connor needs to die. Either that or someone needs to make a time machine to go back and ensure that he was never written to begin with.</p>
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		<title>By: Oscar the Mild</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253364</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Oscar the Mild]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The interesting bit is how Putin gets to be found completely and utterly innocent - stabbed in the back 15 times then decapitated?  A clear case of suicide . . .]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The interesting bit is how Putin gets to be found completely and utterly innocent &#8211; stabbed in the back 15 times then decapitated?  A clear case of suicide . . .</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253325</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the ewes aren&#039;t available.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When the ewes aren&#8217;t available.</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253299</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[so says you smithers]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so says you smithers</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253298</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well nothing says Homer-erotica better than Mr. Burns.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well nothing says Homer-erotica better than Mr. Burns.</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253292</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-la gasp-
reganomics didnt work?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-la gasp-<br />
reganomics didnt work?</p>
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		<title>By: charro the Floydist</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253291</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[charro the Floydist]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nancy Reagan is a liar.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nancy Reagan is a liar.</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253290</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 02:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the desire to pun better (mr) burns inside bitter troll]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the desire to pun better (mr) burns inside bitter troll</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253288</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uranium bull enough fellow; you&#039;ll do fine.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uranium bull enough fellow; you&#8217;ll do fine.</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253285</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[let bitter troll make this nu&#039;clear , bitter troll not good at puns]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let bitter troll make this nu&#8217;clear , bitter troll not good at puns</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253284</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in alabama farmer plows his daughter? ewww]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in alabama farmer plows his daughter? ewww</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253282</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And that&#039;s just why I&#039;ve got my ionize on you.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that&#8217;s just why I&#8217;ve got my ionize on you.</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253281</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[isr, the lost and found is ... never found.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>isr, the lost and found is &#8230; never found.</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253279</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, but filthy pigs slaughter you ...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, but filthy pigs slaughter you &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253278</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bitter troll is always like a bitter troll]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bitter troll is always like a bitter troll</p>
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		<title>By: bitter troll</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253277</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bitter troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[in soviet russia, secret police keep you secret....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in soviet russia, secret police keep you secret&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: pittypat</title>
		<link>http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/24/political-pictures-vladimir-putin-csi-moscow/comment-page-1/#comment-253276</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[pittypat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight you&#039;re such a funny geiger you always like this?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight you&#8217;re such a funny geiger you always like this?</p>
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