Comments on: You get much better results

By: offyerrocker

offyerrocker — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:15:44 +0000

offyerrocker: in America, anyone with a bandana and a gun is a terrorist…
*Santient walks in*
Santient: You know, these guys have admitted being terrorists…
offyerrocker: …

By: Giggles

Giggles — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:36:43 +0000

These are the islamic care bears!!!

By: DocOcb

DocOcb — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:23:02 +0000

teletubies!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:41:55 +0000

I had to google to find out what a scantron even was!

I have a liberal arts degree; can you tell?

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:33:54 +0000

I like this caption:

You know you are a trainee when you are the one holding the shovel!!!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:49:59 +0000

Captain, all scans show no presence of intelligent life.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:46:55 +0000

Yes, but the mind is narrow, if there is one present.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:33:01 +0000

I’d keep coming back in different costumes! What cigarettes cost these days, I have no shame or pride.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:27:51 +0000

That’s no bandana. That’s a baby blanket. Creeped out even more now?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:16:21 +0000

Your butt looks nice and wide from here.

By: JTD

JTD — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:13:18 +0000

Oh noes!!! The Taliban are confiscating candy so the future suicide bombers wont be fat asses like the Americans!!

By: Arsnof

Arsnof — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:02:48 +0000

“We demand candy! Bubblegum or taffy!” – Ibn Al Pee Pants

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:01:12 +0000

Me, too!

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:57:01 +0000

LOL, Hate when nice people try to corner the market! At least you were able to make a little bit of cash while you were there.

By: =p

=p — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:53:49 +0000

Aww, c’mon…. I’m doing that this year!!! At least I have a cool costume tho – I’m going as a Russian WW2 Commie!!

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:50:56 +0000

Our student governement would give you one free one a day. Most people didn’t think far enough ahead to start getting them the week before finals and the bookstore would be sold out by the end of finals week. That’s usually how I paid for gas at the end of the semester.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:49:58 +0000

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:45:09 +0000

Yeah, at my campus you have to hike to the bookstore and back, and hope you still have time to even GET to class.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:10:38 +0000

wasn’t for lack of trying but it seemed like there was always some idjit willing to ‘loan’ pencils out. whether or not they ever got them back is a different matter, but i could charge for the scantrons… made no sense, but they were easier to carry all the time anyway so i didn’t mind

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:06:26 +0000

lol, i’m as capitalistic as the next person, i just hate the greed and corruption that seems to run rampant at some levels — all things in moderation

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:26:06 +0000

You went to a school that sold scantrons out of vending machines? That’s so cool!

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:24:34 +0000

I would be more impressed had you also sold sharpened and ready-to-go pencils like my friend and I did. Some days that’s the only reason I was able to eat lunch.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:19:58 +0000

*snerk*

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:12:46 +0000

And yet you hate Capitalism……

By: Ciros

Ciros — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:12:35 +0000

not to mention, American cigarettes. (Marlboros, made by phillip morris)

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:09:19 +0000

my profs hated me – beginning of each quarter i’d ask which ones we needed and how many – then i’d sell them in class to the idiots that wouldn’t have any….paid for my own, and sometimes a cup of coffee too… cheapskate trumped business majors

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:47:25 +0000

That’s because they’re US trick and treaters doing a bad ass parody of the standard terrorist e-peen show.

By: froofrou the Barenaked Lady

froofrou the Barenaked Lady — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:36:44 +0000

Ever buy a Scantron at the last minute out of a vending machine? I have. It’s why I still have student loans to pay off…

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:08:18 +0000

Considering those kids, I’d be surprised if they had ever set foot on a college campus. But they were in high school at the time, so they probably didn’t even realize what those were or how much they cost.

By: guest

guest — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:07:27 +0000

I’ll take you to the candy shop
I’ll let you lick the lollipop

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:00:44 +0000

They must not have been in any college lit classes. I would have hugged you.

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:58:11 +0000

I would totally go trick or treating at their house. And not even try to pretend I’m a kid.

By: Mina

Mina — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:57:23 +0000

I gave out scantrons and blue books one year to a group of teenagers who were trick or treating with their little siblings. They didn’t think it was a funny as I did. Wonder why…

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:47:24 +0000

Depends on the kids. Odds are they wouldn’t keep their mouths shut, and you’d have parents calling before you went to bed that night.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:41:25 +0000

You know how as the evening gets later you start getting teenagers in half-assed costumes who are WAY too old to be trick-or-treating? I wonder how much trouble I’d get in if I handed them out condoms instead of candy….

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:39:12 +0000

How many calls would they get from the other neighbors?

“Yes, Mr. Jones is this your idea of a political statement, because we are not amused!”

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:37:16 +0000

As opposed to the rest of them being ok?

By: Queen Hunter

Queen Hunter — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:37:38 +0000

Omar, give me the snickers!

By: CarmenT

CarmenT — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:25:49 +0000

Trenching tool, megaphone, candy and pastel head scarves? What is this, some sort of Village People – The Next Generation/ Willy Wonka hybrid thing?

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:19:56 +0000

Don’t encourage the little vandals in down my street!

By: Ivan The Floydist

Ivan The Floydist — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:59:19 +0000

By: Santient

Santient — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:41:08 +0000

Hmm… weirld terrorists… american made M-16′s, US army issue shovel (see mister pink bandana on the left), and tons of american candy…. and they still hate America. weird… very weird

By: baementcat

baementcat — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:39:18 +0000

Atleast the guy in the left can burry him when he blows up

By: Care Troll

Care Troll — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:36:09 +0000

My only question is will they film the decapitation of the gummy bears?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:03:47 +0000

I want to meet the neighbors giving out Marlboros for Trick-or-Treat!!!!

By: Taneen

Taneen — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:33:00 +0000

Was wondering about the guy in the middle with the mint green and baby blue. Obviously they are higher up the pastel brigade chain of command.

By: baldrick

baldrick — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:25:05 +0000

Can I also get some candy for my two dear friends?
Heckler and Koch?

By: VictoryNotVengeance

VictoryNotVengeance — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:56:15 +0000

“You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word” – Al Capone

I suppose this works for Trick or Treating as well.

By: Squally

Squally — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:35:17 +0000

“Here Jhonny take these….fireballs and knock on that infidels house next.”

Halloween is gonna be a blast.

By: dingbat

dingbat — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:20:06 +0000

What’s up with the Pastel Brigade on the left? Especially the unique snowflake on the end with the trenching tool–he couldn’t be trusted with a rifle or something?