Comments on: Let me explain this in simpler terms…

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:50:01 +0000

Apparently my iLiver belonged to him already, I just didn’t know about it

By: Cosman246 the Floydist

Cosman246 the Floydist — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:38:20 +0000

I swing both ways

By: forge

forge — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:08:32 +0000

That’s cute but Billy’s not like that. He’s a pretty cool muthaf*cka to be honest.

By: Chinchillas–moresoft4U

Chinchillas–moresoft4U — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:01:22 +0000

Explain. This I have to hear.

By: Cam

Cam — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:44:19 +0000

Linux! Just installed xubuntu 9.10! Bill Gates does not own me!

By: Jim Smith

Jim Smith — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:30:13 +0000

The comments are 10 times better than the captions around this joint!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:17:35 +0000

They have everything to do with what we’re talking about.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:15:54 +0000

I loled.

By: maddok

maddok — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:28:01 +0000

Time to talk about them thar Mac commercials. I sympathize with the PC character. He’s my future. An overweight nerd working in some nerdy position for nerdy overlords. Heck, I”m already halfway there.

But the hipster is obnoxious. I’m his age and I’ll never be him or like him. So the entire premise backfires.

By: wispaintstyle

wispaintstyle — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:05:25 +0000

actually, Steve jobs owns me. But I’m free twice a week when I break out “the penguin”.

By: harrrrrr

harrrrrr — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:44:57 +0000

Let me explain this in simpler terms Mr. Gates…
I PIRATE you now.

By: Chinchillas–moresoft4U

Chinchillas–moresoft4U — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:46:55 +0000

Huh??? What??? China?!?? Barcodes????
What does China and Barcodes have to do with anything remotely connected to what we were talking about?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:14:43 +0000

No, China owns you. Check the bar codes.

By: CurlyB

CurlyB — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:17:02 +0000

I think that at this point Gates is more of a celebrity at this point in his career than anything particularly newsworthy. :/

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:40:10 +0000

UBUNTU, **** YEAH.

He doesn’t own me. I own me.

By: Chinchillas–moresoft4U

Chinchillas–moresoft4U — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:01:46 +0000

That reminds me. I found a better use for the party packs. Reusing all that crap in that box to host my Ubuntu 9.10 install party! And with the free stickers I have from when I got my 9.04 install disks I can use them to cover up that annoying Microsoft branding thats all over the stuff in the party pack.

One day to go! Is everyone excited?
(actually to be honest I could never get THAT excited over an OS, regardless of what it is.)

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:42:32 +0000

you’re right. it’s news.

as the subtitle of the site says: Lol News and Lol Politics Fun

sooooooooo, i’m gonna have to ask you to fu(k off.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:55:51 +0000

*peels another screen protector*

By: Failed Completely

Failed Completely — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:48:19 +0000

This isn’t even political….

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:25:20 +0000

aw dammit… maybe uncle bill wants to buy me a house then??

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:20:13 +0000

…and hopefully swallows at the end.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:06:21 +0000

But.. but.. Windows 7 is supposed to save us from the phreaks! You mean the cake is a lie?!?!

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:04:47 +0000

Blow Jobs own me…it sucks.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:01:48 +0000

Pshaw. You don’t need it. You’re one of the common people. The rich use you for spare parts.

By: Jim Smith

Jim Smith — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:01:40 +0000

I’m trying to figure out how they select winning captions – I would have said through some random algorithm – but everyone I’ve seen so far is pretty bad, and they should (by chance) land on a good one every once in a while/

Having said that, Gates may own us but the phreaks own him. Daily, it would seem.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:00:25 +0000

I only vote for your crappy ones….oh…uhhmmm…I mean: YAY, make more captions!!

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:57:02 +0000

Steve Jobs stole my liver

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:50:25 +0000

your pain is soft and smooshy

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:48:40 +0000

We feel your pain…

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:44:15 +0000

He does. Those numbers telling you that you still have the account? Bill faked them.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:42:38 +0000

bitter troll will make some winners on his day off, and a few crappy ones, then the crappy ones will get high scores

By: factory

factory — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:39:17 +0000

Steve Jobs owns me

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:35:22 +0000

Socialist rationing.

By: Rax

Rax — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:09:43 +0000

With so many captions submitted, why do we only get 1 or 2 per day?

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:53:21 +0000

Where are the guns? How do you do that to a billionaire and not get shot?

By: Tobb

Tobb — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:55:39 +0000

O RLY?

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:27:54 +0000

you read it? i just clicked “Accept” and hoped that bill gates didn’t just gain control over my meager savings account…

By: MaMaQ of Philadelphia

MaMaQ of Philadelphia — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:15:31 +0000

Mktng dept must have mentioned that ‘biodiversity’ is a positive buzz-word.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:14:59 +0000

I knew I should have read that end-user license agreement more carefully.

By: Keith Hackney for President

Keith Hackney for President — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:11:21 +0000

What a family! Mother and grandmother have 2 children, one white and one black! Wtf?

By: MaMaQ of Philadelphia

MaMaQ of Philadelphia — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:03:30 +0000

Wow. That’s a furst for me and I’ve been lurking for years.

By: MaMaQ of Philadelphia

MaMaQ of Philadelphia — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:03:01 +0000

Poor fellow.