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Yes, please.
stampede me!
Notice the guy with the up-skirt camera.
Hey that’s my dad!
Do you hear that sucking sound? It’s the funny leaving PK.
If it’s going to be replaced by hot Ukrainian legs, I’m good.
If it’s going to be replaced by EWAdams, then it’s on like Donkey Kong.
It will probably be EWAdams in short skirts.
Gee, thanks for the mental abuse.. I was ok with hot Ukranian legs and you just spoiled it.. *sigh*
My pleasure. Same time next week?
Hey if EWAdams popped up with legs like that I might not hate on them so much.
The owners can be bent over a desk and broken open like a shotgun?
I’m with Dhoti. I didn’t even notice there was a caption on this one.
There’s a caption?
No he said Captain, not caption. “I call her Captain Legs” **drool**
Now why doesn’t the US have female Uniforms like that. (And no jokes, why doesn’t American have female miliary services memebers that look like that.) Stoopid sensitivity training.
Phhppbbuhh. 9 of any 10 US service women I’ve ever met in my life were stupefyingly beautiful. Actuallly more like 99 of 100. And the 100th was still pretty nice-looking, but a lesbian Marine sergeant and thus not my particular kind of good-looking. Ya don’t need short skirts and high heels to be sexay.
*sticks out thumb and flaunts legs for a ride*
*crashes bus*
Who the freak put high heels in a military uniform?
Eastern Europeans?
You have seen Borat, right?
the for parade only the not combat u know?
english. leeeeeeeeearn it. loooooooooove it.
Pssst, TOS. I think that English is very much a 2nd language for Dugeon. Or that may be a bad translation in to English from babblefish. Cut him/her a break.
i figured it was a 2nd language too. but i could hardly figure out what was meant. and if they’re so dependent on babblefish to give them an english phrase, then i’m not quite sure why they’re on a site where everyone comments in english and all the captions and everything are in english. i’m ok at german, but i sure wouldn’t hang out on a german speaking site because i know i’d be REALLY lost…
I could hang out on a german speaking site, a french speaking site and an english speakibg site, hell maybe even a spanish one. I’m just levels above you guys!
I can hang out on a Klingon Speaking site, Narn speaking site, Minbauri speaking site so I’m way out in space for my levels.
I could hang out on a German speaking site, and Italian speaking site, and a Russian speaking site … and a Mandarin speaking site, and a Polish speaking site.
Of course, unless they spoke English, I wouldn’t have a clue what they were saying.
Well played, Breen. *claps*
Keith Hackney should take a lesson from you.
So, Keith, you’re a a$$hat in at least 3 different languages. Not a surprise.
What the hell is an english speakibg site?
I don’t think he speaks english. He speaks engrish.
ROR!
(raff out roud)
Could be a nice distraction in combat, feint with the legs, attack from the rear…
I wouldn’t mind watching that flank all day.
Last time this photo was a first pager (this lol) we started discussing what they were. They are far too un-uniform (polyform) to be proper military. Someone said Ukrainian reserves, but I also found These Other Pictures which are supposedly of Russian police women. They look very, very similar.
Interesting. The right shoulder patch in particular could be identical.
Yes, that’s the one I fell for when deciding what I want to believe them be. ;p
Otoh, “Ukrainian Canadian Professional and Business Association of Ottawa” seem to think they’re Ukrainian military too.
If so: Sloppiest. Parade. Ever. *frowns*
No, no. It’s the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade. Airborne Wing. With fantastic makeup and a fantastic gun.
eddie izzard FTW!
No offense Danbala, but does it really matter. All men care about is that the skirts are short, heels are high, and legs look HAAWWTT!!! I rest my case.
Based on those legs, as long as I get what I want, they can kill me by spooning afterward.
Oh… with a spoon… that’s different.
But again, ok, so long as it’s afterwards.
agreed
I suddenly want to join the military…I wonder if the Ukranian government will let me sign up?
Oh, they’ll let you join. Mandatory military service for all able-bodied men over the age of 18 (or at least it was the last time I checked).
Only a man would make women MARCH in heels… oh well, maybe they are all pretending it’s a runway…
naw, I’m sure quite a few lesbians would as well.
I recently discovered I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
Recently? Dude, you should have worked that out ages ago…
In Ivan’s defense he just found out what a lesbian is. He used to think the word was thesbian!!!
it is just me or some skirts shorter than other
four legs bad, two legs … yummy
Four legs = two of the Ukrainian Hotties Brigade, how could that be bad?
They don’t shave and they each outweigh you.
There Belgian, not Ukranian. Didn’t we establish that a few LOLs ago?
Still, they probably don’t shave and they will still outweigh him — he hasn’t read the fine print.
A woman who outweighed me would not be able to catch me!
I’m just sayin’. I’m not small for a man; a larger woman would be truly immense.
you forget the operative word — Ukranian — THEY ARE NOT HUMAN, and they like your STYLE!
Dude, have you ever seen the Ukranian population??!! The young men and women are drop-dead-smoking-hot in greater percentages than in the U.S.
But again — they’re not really Human.
WTF does that mean? If it’s a pop-culture reference you’ve lost me.
Not pop culture — reference to the cold war olympics man/women athelte thing — bad joke. BTW, don’t know if you saw my nesting fail from the last set of posts — sorry for the fat fingers on the grenade launcher thing.
Hey, no worries about any nesting. Plus, I had insomnia and was probably super cranky in my reply to you.
And, you’re right, the Soviet-block athletes were not “human”. They said so in “Rocky IV” so it must be true.
The Mongols bred them as slaves.
It’s the same reason Black people are more attractive in the United States.
You need to STFU right now.
“Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you.
She also told me, “Stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.”
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that’s going round.”
I get my kicks above the waste line, sunshine.
Lol…you know “One Night in Bangkok” is about a chess competition, right?
It’s also about banging around downtown Bangkok WHILE in town fora chess competition.
I’m glad someone besides me knows…
One town’s very like another
When your head’s down over your pieces, brother
Once again does it matter? Almost all of them have spectacular legs. Nuff said.
most of the skirts aren’t the same. the color is different across the fabrics (yes, i’m accounting for the shadows). the cut is totally different on about half of them. you can see the kick pleat in the back middle on most of them, but a good half of them are flat backed (more like a pencil skirt). some of them are below the knee (2nd row from left, 2nd in from bottom) and some of them are short enough to wear out to the club (2nd row from left, bottom).
i’m thinking that the girls were given a swatch of cloth and told to make a skirt out of it or match the skirts. the jackets and hats are uniform but there is a variety in the heels too. as if they were told, black pointed toe with a heel of 2-3″.
Not all the shoes are the same as well. One is in slingbacks, one has a strap and another has a decorative hole on the side.
How do you notice such things?
The same way guys know the difference between a 66 Mustang and a 67.
What about a 65 1/2 Mustang?
64 was the half year. Ford was late getting it into production.
Yep, you’re right.. it was 64 that had the half year.
…
But I was told my grandparents had a 65 1/2 Mustang…THEY LIED TO ME!!!!!
The stitching on the seats..
Sorry, I couldn’t see past the legs — and I’m a boobs guy… well that and legs… well and I do like an nice butt… and well damnit, I like em all.
Like minds think alike..
Yeah, I hate when someone asks what “type” of woman I like. “Umm, wait. I only get to choose *one* type?!?”
We don’t all know stuff like that, but then I’m more of a Mopar fan than a Fix Or Repair Daily man!
Ouch, marching is bad enough in combat boots, I can’t imagine how bad it is in stiletto heels…
I’d wear those…
But only if the skirt was 6 times longer, and I could wear boots instead of heels.
Err 3…
damn you sleeplessness…
so, you’d wear that if it was nothing at all like what it is? can you remind me again what exactly it is you would wear of this??
that’s like telling your friend that you just got the same car as they did. but he’s got a ford and you bought a hyundai, his is black and yours is yellow. his is a truck and yours is a 2 door lawnmower on wheels. not quite the same thing.
*golf claps*
I, the neo-hippie, am back! How’s PK been since I left? Has it got teh funny again?
No, not really.. pretty much the same old stuff..
typical russian woman, looking much better than american women
In Soviet Union, typical American is you.
In Soviet America, typical American is Republican.
Id join the navy to see that.
The Ukranian Army female division only accepts supermodels??
No, there are no women in Ukraine who don’t look like supermodels. I am not making this up.
Another prooflink that yanks are dumb pederasts. Ukrain is not Russia. It’s another country. Bet u had an F at school for geography.
in soviet russia, ukrain IS russia
No. Never has it been and never will it be.
BUT, Putin thinks it should be. Why do they keep resisting him when they know it’s futile??!!
(Psssst) When it was “Soviet” Russia, the Ukraine was part of the USSR. I guess you got an F in reading comprehension.
Ah, but the USSR was not Russia.
That said, abir’s post is a really trolly post. :p
Ok, please help me if I am wrong. The USSR consisted of Russia and a handful of republics, including the Ukraine. Correct?
Yes. But Ukraine was not Russia, just like Hawaii is not Washington even if they’re both parts of the US. And the caption is not for the Soviet Union, but for Russia. Ao abir has a point, albeit one of the mootest and most poorly expressed ones I’ve seen in quite some time.
Hawaii is in Kenya.
Do you ever contribute any thing on here that’s constructive and funny and not racist and stupid?
(Oh, and it was quite a few more than a handful.)
There were 15. By U.S. standards I guess it could be considered a handful.
Yes, I pondered that response after I’d written it. Since handful is very vaguely defined, I suppose you might call it a handful, but the number that expression conjures up for me in the context of republics in a union would be more around 5 than around 15, hence my possibly silly post.
Oh, no, I wasn’t contradicting you, D. I was merely saying that, in comparison to the U.S.’s 50 states (and bajillion “protectorates”), 15 republics is a “handful”. But, if we look at the etymology of “handful” I would think that it would mean fits into a hand or “more than 1 but less than 5″.
Oh, right. I agree – things tend to be relative.
I get what you were saying. It would be technically correct if I had said Soviet Union, as Russia was part of the Soviet Union.
in soviet russia, ukraine IS part of the USSR
So…exactly how does one go about getting the Ukraine to invade one’s country exactly…?
I’m not sure but Putin tried it by cutting off the supply of natural gas to the Ukraine.
When the army dresses the women like that you know they don’t take women in the service serious.
In Ukraine, hot legs look at YOU!
Why the long sleeves?
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Russia is really famous in alll over the world for the beautiful womans.The flight attendants which have been shown here are also really nice.