
What’s that? An Opinion?
Didn’t think so.
(Vladimir Putin)
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What’s that? An Opinion?
Didn’t think so.
(Vladimir Putin)
Picture by: unknown Caption by: Rayzr via Advanced Lol Builder
And it’s not even Vladurday.
I agree, keep this rubbish to the weekend!
Putin can hear you. You should be careful.
and we got EWAdams on tuesday too. all is NOT well in the PK world… some mod is fvcking with us.
In Vladurday, Vladimir owns you
Sorry, this joke sucks
Fangs for the attempt!
In Soviet Russia, Vladimir captions you!
Obama wishes HE was like Putin!
You mean single-handedly fix the economy after a crazy drunk drove a magnificent country into the fKing ground, and be adored by his people ?
Funny, Putin did no such thing.
no, but he’s making it look like he did to the casual observer, which is really all that counts in politics.
That, and making your opposition mysteriously disappear.
There’s no mystery about his opposition’s disappearance: they are dead. And EVERYBODY knows how they died. The “mystery” is how he’s getting away with it. Although, Russian rulers have been murdering their opposition for centuries and having it slide right off them. He’s just following cultural tradition!
If it’s not already, then it should be a requirement for anyone trying to be head honcho in Russia to be Teflon coated. Non-stick makes for easier cleanup!
Hmmm… As soon as Bush got in office, the Enron thing happened. I don’t think he had time to cover up Enron’s bad book keeping, so I’m pretty sure that wasn’t his doing. Then, 9/11 happened. Then, the housing bubble, which was caused because of previous administration’s beliefs that “Everyone deserves a house,” even if they can’t pay for it. Also, that administration loosened loan requirements so that it was almost against the law to deny a loan based on how much money you make. Last part of Bush’s administration, the banks went under, even though Barney Franks was saying the entire time that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are sound and in no danger.
So, no, it wasn’t a crazy drunk. It was an entire wing of crazies.
… I think Anderson was talking about Putin, not Bush?
Oh, and now I see the connection to Bush.
Pardon my reading comprehension fail. :p
In summary, everything that went wrong during the Bush administration was Clinton’s fault, but everything that goes wrong during the Obama administration is Obama’s (or Clinton’s) fault.
Or, shorter, Bush can do no wrong.
(Bonus points for the “everyone deserves a house” nonsense. It’s only true in that it showed banks they can make money by giving mortgages to poor people. The deregulated banks then ran with the idea and went far beyond what the law required, or even recommended.)
I’m not saying that nothing is Bush’s fault. I’m replying to the fact that you want to blame everything on him. I did notice you didn’t dispute anything I stated except the “Everyone deserves a house” quote, which may not have been the exact words, but it was the essence of his stance. And, you can blame the banks all you want, but if they weren’t deregulated in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened.
I’m not sure if it’s by accident or not, but you’re agreeing with me. I, too, think the problem is mainly that the banks were deregulated (which was not Bush’s fault, but as near as I can tell, it was the fault of the Republican controlled Congress).
I don’t really blame Bush for 9/11. People who want to blame Clinton for 9/11 are the ones I have a beef with. I do blame Bush for conflating Iraq with Afghanistan. I also strongly suspect Dick Cheney’s involvement in Halliburton’s war profiteering.
Obama wishes HE was White like Putin!
Always has to be about race, huh?
Let’s all hope that fixed is so that there will be no more of him.
Would’ve been funny…if not for the egregious error. Lack of proper spelling kills the funny in every funny…
Apostrophes are for geeks :p
No it doesn’t. You are killing the funny.
mmmmm…sexy
looks like people can’t get enough of the Putin jokes. Seriously.
So Putin goes to a restaurant with the leaders of the two houses of parliament. The waiter approaches and asks Putin what he would like to order.
“I’ll have the meat.’”
“And what about the vegetables?”
“They’ll have the meat, too.”
ROLMAO! Nice. I think that might be an adaption of one of the old Party jokes from the days of the USSR.
What does Putin have in common with Soviet toilet paper?
They both are rough, tough, and neither of them take crap off of anyone.
Your joke is invalid. There was no such thing as Soviet “toilet paper”. Soviet toilet paper = cut up Pravda newspaper.
LMAO. Joke is funny. It would make Putin nod in approval.
In Soviet Russia, paper wipes you….
no, wait, er…
I first heard that joke about the “vegetables” in the ’80s, about Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet…
Can we put him in a Harry Potter film? PLEASE?
Can we put him in a James Bond film? The man was made to be a Bond villain. How can he not be one with a name like Vladimir Vladimirovitch?
Great idea too. I havent watched a James Bond film since… I can’t remember anymore. Vlad would make me start watching again.
He’s the spitting image of Kronsteen, one of the baddies in ‘From Russia with Love’ (clicky)
How is it that Putin always gets the best captions?
Villains always get the best lines.
Because they’re all true. And he writes them himself. Well, at least he stands behind the writer as they’re writing them; makes for much higher productivity and quality.
“Now, Mr. Funny American, make Hooters joke with George Bush picture. NOW!! Fvck this, kill him.”
I Just think it’s amazing how people who have no knowledge whatsoever of Russia, its people and its politics make those comments about Putin’s policies. Or about anything from that country, for that matter.
Unfortunately you can’t gauge things everywhere using North-American mindset, and Politics 101 won’t teach you everything there is to know.
You are killing the funny. Take it easy.
Eto shootka. Ponayl? Nado smiyatza.
The jokes are supposed to be funny, not an accurate representation of world politics. World politics aren’t funny at all unless we screw with them.
First of all, odds are you don’t know the person who created this LOL, so you have no idea where he/she is from nor what they know about Putin or Russia. Second, I also doubt that you personally know everyone here, so you don’t know where THEY are from nor what they know about Putin or Russia. Third, not every American is the stereotypical “Ugly American”. Fourth, have you taken Politics 101 at every secondary education institute in the world? No? So you don’t know what is taught in all of them either. Fifth, it’s supposed to be a joke. If you can’t take a joke, you’re in the wrong place.
That is all.
Bravo, Mina.
Merci!
I wasn’t talking about the joke itself but about some comments made above. The LOL is actually quite funny if you ask me.
And the fact that different things are taught in different schools around the globe is perfect support for what I was saying: if you’re not getting first-had info, BIG chances are it’s biased, especially if you live in the other country that was part in the cold war. I am aware that, fortunately, many Americans can see way beyond their own nose. However, simplifying historical events to fit them into a logical trend is typical of most people in this world, and they should remember that this only provides them with topical knowledge; before arguing like an expert, they should become one. That’s all I’m saying.
And, once again, the lol itself is good. Putin’s hot.
Good know you weren’t trying to be a complete jerk. As far as I’ve noticed, most people on here don’t claim to be an expert, so I don’t know why you would assume that they do.
But we do agree on at least one very important thing- Putin is easy on the eyes.
In a kind of bone-chilling, do I REALLY want his hands on me? form of sexy.
Get in line!
NOES HE’S A MURRRRDDDEEERREEERR!!!!!!11
No, really.
More to the point, why does anybody care about Putin or Russia at all? Putin may be a badass, or just look like a badass but Russia is no longer the power it was. Its economy is smaller than Italy’s.
AlexK will come after you and frothily disagree!
… let alone the KGB.
See, it’s a little more complicated than that. The economy is not the only measure of importance. There are many others, such as, hummm, nuclear weapons?
They’re the reason NATO have recently partly backed-out of their bases around Russia. Tell me nobody cares?
You are full of win
More like full of froth.
Oh, shoot!! Nesting fail! I thought it was AlexK you were talking about not Mina. *headdesk*
this dude is really ugly
Is this another opinion?
Teh funny is going….going….gone.
Here’s an opinion: stop with the damn Putin jokes already. Or at least try to be mildly original.
You flunked out of math in Kindergarten didn’t you?
I think it was English s/he flunked. vote=/=comment
Ah, that’s where it got the 1337. That makes slightly more sense than getting 1337 out of 68.
When you spend a lot of time trying to figure out where people went wrong with math, you just get faster at picking these things up.