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vladimir putin

What’s that? An Opinion?
Didn’t think so.

(Vladimir Putin)

Well, he might listen.

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  1. justacarolinian says:

    And it’s not even Vladurday.

  2. Blarg says:

    In Soviet Russia, Vladimir captions you!

  3. Heywoodjablowme says:

    Obama wishes HE was like Putin!

    • Anderson says:

      You mean single-handedly fix the economy after a crazy drunk drove a magnificent country into the fKing ground, and be adored by his people ?

      • justacarolinian says:

        Funny, Putin did no such thing.

        • Alcari says:

          no, but he’s making it look like he did to the casual observer, which is really all that counts in politics.

          That, and making your opposition mysteriously disappear.

          • HelOnWheels says:

            There’s no mystery about his opposition’s disappearance: they are dead. And EVERYBODY knows how they died. The “mystery” is how he’s getting away with it. Although, Russian rulers have been murdering their opposition for centuries and having it slide right off them. He’s just following cultural tradition!

            • Mina says:

              If it’s not already, then it should be a requirement for anyone trying to be head honcho in Russia to be Teflon coated. Non-stick makes for easier cleanup!

      • gniknihtdrawkcab says:

        Hmmm… As soon as Bush got in office, the Enron thing happened. I don’t think he had time to cover up Enron’s bad book keeping, so I’m pretty sure that wasn’t his doing. Then, 9/11 happened. Then, the housing bubble, which was caused because of previous administration’s beliefs that “Everyone deserves a house,” even if they can’t pay for it. Also, that administration loosened loan requirements so that it was almost against the law to deny a loan based on how much money you make. Last part of Bush’s administration, the banks went under, even though Barney Franks was saying the entire time that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are sound and in no danger.

        So, no, it wasn’t a crazy drunk. It was an entire wing of crazies.

        • Danbala says:

          … I think Anderson was talking about Putin, not Bush?

        • Danbala says:

          Oh, and now I see the connection to Bush. :)
          Pardon my reading comprehension fail. :p

        • Nebton says:

          In summary, everything that went wrong during the Bush administration was Clinton’s fault, but everything that goes wrong during the Obama administration is Obama’s (or Clinton’s) fault.

          Or, shorter, Bush can do no wrong.

          (Bonus points for the “everyone deserves a house” nonsense. It’s only true in that it showed banks they can make money by giving mortgages to poor people. The deregulated banks then ran with the idea and went far beyond what the law required, or even recommended.)

          • gniknihtdrawkcab says:

            I’m not saying that nothing is Bush’s fault. I’m replying to the fact that you want to blame everything on him. I did notice you didn’t dispute anything I stated except the “Everyone deserves a house” quote, which may not have been the exact words, but it was the essence of his stance. And, you can blame the banks all you want, but if they weren’t deregulated in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened.

            • Nebton says:

              I’m not sure if it’s by accident or not, but you’re agreeing with me. I, too, think the problem is mainly that the banks were deregulated (which was not Bush’s fault, but as near as I can tell, it was the fault of the Republican controlled Congress).

              I don’t really blame Bush for 9/11. People who want to blame Clinton for 9/11 are the ones I have a beef with. I do blame Bush for conflating Iraq with Afghanistan. I also strongly suspect Dick Cheney’s involvement in Halliburton’s war profiteering.

    • fixed says:

      Obama wishes HE was White like Putin!

  4. Truth says:

    Would’ve been funny…if not for the egregious error. Lack of proper spelling kills the funny in every funny…

  5. mothergoose says:

    mmmmm…sexy

  6. Shh says:

    looks like people can’t get enough of the Putin jokes. Seriously.

    • So Putin goes to a restaurant with the leaders of the two houses of parliament. The waiter approaches and asks Putin what he would like to order.

      “I’ll have the meat.’”

      “And what about the vegetables?”

      “They’ll have the meat, too.”

      • HelOnWheels says:

        ROLMAO! Nice. I think that might be an adaption of one of the old Party jokes from the days of the USSR.

        • justacarolinian says:

          What does Putin have in common with Soviet toilet paper?
          They both are rough, tough, and neither of them take crap off of anyone.

          • HelOnWheels says:

            Your joke is invalid. There was no such thing as Soviet “toilet paper”. Soviet toilet paper = cut up Pravda newspaper. ;-)

            LMAO. Joke is funny. It would make Putin nod in approval.

      • Simon Hales says:

        I first heard that joke about the “vegetables” in the ’80s, about Margaret Thatcher and her cabinet…

  7. K says:

    Can we put him in a Harry Potter film? PLEASE?

  8. Jeremy says:

    How is it that Putin always gets the best captions?

  9. AlexK says:

    I Just think it’s amazing how people who have no knowledge whatsoever of Russia, its people and its politics make those comments about Putin’s policies. Or about anything from that country, for that matter.
    Unfortunately you can’t gauge things everywhere using North-American mindset, and Politics 101 won’t teach you everything there is to know.

    • HelOnWheels says:

      You are killing the funny. Take it easy.

      Eto shootka. Ponayl? Nado smiyatza.

    • The jokes are supposed to be funny, not an accurate representation of world politics. World politics aren’t funny at all unless we screw with them.

    • Mina says:

      First of all, odds are you don’t know the person who created this LOL, so you have no idea where he/she is from nor what they know about Putin or Russia. Second, I also doubt that you personally know everyone here, so you don’t know where THEY are from nor what they know about Putin or Russia. Third, not every American is the stereotypical “Ugly American”. Fourth, have you taken Politics 101 at every secondary education institute in the world? No? So you don’t know what is taught in all of them either. Fifth, it’s supposed to be a joke. If you can’t take a joke, you’re in the wrong place.

      That is all.

      • guest says:

        Bravo, Mina.

      • AlexK says:

        I wasn’t talking about the joke itself but about some comments made above. The LOL is actually quite funny if you ask me.
        And the fact that different things are taught in different schools around the globe is perfect support for what I was saying: if you’re not getting first-had info, BIG chances are it’s biased, especially if you live in the other country that was part in the cold war. I am aware that, fortunately, many Americans can see way beyond their own nose. However, simplifying historical events to fit them into a logical trend is typical of most people in this world, and they should remember that this only provides them with topical knowledge; before arguing like an expert, they should become one. That’s all I’m saying.
        And, once again, the lol itself is good. Putin’s hot.

      • Lena says:

        You are full of win :D

  10. Ashley Taylor says:

    this dude is really ugly

  11. Teh funny is going….going….gone.

  12. John says:

    Here’s an opinion: stop with the damn Putin jokes already. Or at least try to be mildly original.

  13. Default User says:

    You flunked out of math in Kindergarten didn’t you?

  14. mabsba says:

    When you spend a lot of time trying to figure out where people went wrong with math, you just get faster at picking these things up. :wink:


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