Comments on: Vladurday: PRICELESS

By: E10

E10 — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:10:01 +0000

Doesn’t anybody play Fallout? If so, you’d all know China will invade Alaska, US will annex Canada (probably for the maple syrup), Russia will just sit back and laugh, and after ten yrs, China will just say “screw this” and start tossing nukes out the ying-yang. After that, U.S. starts nuking Errbody.

Just saying…

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:31:43 +0000

poison, no, anger, yes.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:42:29 +0000

Not to members of the Union Siciliano they aren’t.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:38:55 +0000

Mafia people scary too.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:11:58 +0000

Rudie Can’t Read Previous Comments.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:11:00 +0000

Well, yes. Any diplomat worth his/her salt is going to build up an immunity to the most common poisons.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:09:48 +0000

Lynn always says “Lick it when he says that… She is not fond of him and loves that movie.”

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:16:42 +0000

Yaaaah bitter troll forgot to spell it, and seen a grammer nazi walken round…so bitter troll figured to not maybe use bad grammer …cause them nazi people be scarey

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:01:26 +0000

Sicily.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:53:52 +0000

but it wasnt russian, it was…oh how do you spell it…that lil island off italy…they make pizza and mafia

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:49:21 +0000

I’m sure it’d be a, erm, shock.

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:15:22 +0000

*has uncontrollably dirty DIRTY thoughts*

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:19:24 +0000

Hmm. I wonder what could be done with that extra finger…

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:54:52 +0000

The Clash FTW

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:53:56 +0000

Does that make the poison less poisonous?

By: xmetalheadnyrx

xmetalheadnyrx — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:37:23 +0000

I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT! *highfive*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:12:06 +0000

Or a six-fingered hand.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:44:29 +0000

And swordfights using the non-dominant hand!

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:11:35 +0000

You know, Princeth Bride ith mandatory watching for young Igorth. It gets us excited about poithon and reanimation and all.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:44:26 +0000

My favorite is when Westley says that it’s odorless and tasteless and all that and then Prince Humperdink rolls on up and sniffs it saying “Iocane powder; I’d bet my life on it!”

By: alex

alex — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:34:30 +0000

Already got Harper.

(mind you… the scary thing is he’s better than any current alternative)

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:24:14 +0000

Do you think they’ll make it?
It will take a miracle!

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 06:10:11 +0000

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:40:17 +0000

Rudie Can’t Use Punctuation.

By: Nebton

Nebton — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:34:20 +0000

Where I’m from two flakes is a blizzard, but we do have heartier folks in our northern regions. My aunt from Indiana told me of having to leave her house from its second story during one particularly bad snow storm.

That said, we’d do the same thing to Canada we did to Alaska: appoint governors like Palin. How d’you like that threat?

By: RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:33:53 +0000

What he didn’t know was that I’ve spent the last several years building up an immunity to Iocaine powder.

By: alex

alex — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:27:44 +0000

Hmm, come to think of it, ever notice how Canada is both bigger AND on top of the US? heh.

By: alex

alex — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:24:00 +0000

Heh go ahead, invade Canada. You’ll have left by the time the first winter ends. You get 2 inches of snow overnight and it’s the end of the world… 2 inches in an hour is a light flurry in the Great White North (white should be the keyword there).

By: foo

foo — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:12:09 +0000

We could only hope. . .

By: jamie

jamie — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:03:42 +0000

that is EXACTLY what i thought as soon as i saw this pic. Princess Bride for the win.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 00:36:18 +0000

*thud*

And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned!

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

By: Nebton

Nebton — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:14:12 +0000

In the impending geopolitical fall-out, we’d invade Canada, China would get Australia, and Russia would get the EU. Hey, why did we get stuck with Canada?!?

By: Sqwirk

Sqwirk — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:07:53 +0000

Well, not really.

China ranks about the same as Mexico in terms of % of American trade, it’s just they hold a (relatively) large amount of debt.

Basically China has way way more to lose than the United States does. From the point of view of the rest of the world, China could disappear and we’d arguably be better off (hopefully their economy becomes more balanced in future).

By: Kim

Kim — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:07:41 +0000

Ummm…that’s not Hu Jintao, either. That’s their Secretary of State, Wen Jiao Bao.

By: Rando the Floydist/Beatlist

Rando the Floydist/Beatlist — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:07:14 +0000

Pfft. China's already got us right where they want us. They don't have to attack us. They already own us.

By: alex

alex — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:58:28 +0000

Russia and China are part of the world… and they wouldn’t be screwed?
Besides, the EU has been pretty good at being everybody’s friend lately, and Canada and Australia aren’t really threatening to anybody, so they’d be left alone too.

By: n00bs

n00bs — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:29:57 +0000

No, it’s world screwed.

By: simmaster

simmaster — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:37:01 +0000

You should all be ashamed that you spelled Vladurday wrong.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:58:22 +0000

Putin doesn’t wonder. Putin knows.

By: xmetalheadnyrx

xmetalheadnyrx — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:45:28 +0000

No. Russian-Chinese alliance = USA, and many of our more powerful allies screwed.

BUT! Happier note! Putin probably is immune to whatever toxins are in that drink, and therefore can keep giving us funny LOL’s every Saturday here on PK. YAY!

By: fixed

fixed — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:34:22 +0000

A Russian-Chinese alliance = USA screwed

By: RDF108

RDF108 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:28:52 +0000

A Russian-Chinese alliance=world screwed.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:04:20 +0000

The cyanide anion is an inhibitor of the enzyme cytochrome c oxidase (also known as aa3) in the fourth complex of the electron transport chain (found in the membrane of the mitochondria of eukaryotic cells). It attaches to the iron within this protein. The binding of cyanide to this cytochrome prevents transport of electrons from cytochrome c oxidase to oxygen. As a result, the electron transport chain is disrupted, meaning that the cell can no longer aerobically produce ATP for energy. Tissues that mainly depend on aerobic respiration, such as the central nervous system and the heart, are particularly affected. Antidotes to cyanide poisoning include hydroxocobalamin and sodium nitrite which release the cyanide from the cytochrome system, and rhodanase, which is an enzyme occurring naturally in mammals that combines serum cyanide with thiosulfate, producing comparatively harmless thiocyanate.
—
A quote to warm the science teacher’s heart!

By: uber

uber — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:56:10 +0000

putin is probably immune to all poisons he would probably sip it then say “ah 1940 was a good year for cyanide” as your choking on your own fluids

By: Care Troll

Care Troll — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:21:30 +0000

He fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Russian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…

By: FK U

FK U — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:10:47 +0000

Turd !

By: McSecond

McSecond — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:07:51 +0000

Second !

By: Jitter23

Jitter23 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:03:04 +0000

First!