Comments on: Crap!

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:31:07 +0000

the Q-man was homeless when he came to the states recently. couldn’t pitch his tent anywhere.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:25:06 +0000

Yeah. I reckon he’s got a moustache growing INSIDE his upper lip. One day it’s going to pop out and YAY, Saddam’s back!

By: Amanda

Amanda — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:18:04 +0000

Ole Muammar has enough upper lip for about 4 people.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:57:15 +0000

I think Putin would use his hands only. Oh, and that Death Stare.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:30:08 +0000

Turn on the T-Wee set so we can see what pogram is on.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:39:13 +0000

I saw a couple of dads out with their kids and a stroller full of beer!!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:37:25 +0000

He’s got another outfit that doubles as his couch, the one with the gold and green brocade.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:52:49 +0000

Oh my God…if it wasn’t for the comments I would never come to this site. If the image isn’t funny, the comments always more than make up for it.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:38:13 +0000

HGTTG for the win!!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:13:54 +0000

:-D

By: Ivan The Shortrightist

Ivan The Shortrightist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:04:14 +0000

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist

Ivan The Shortrightist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:02:07 +0000

Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:31:10 +0000

Oh quit Stalin already and show us where to put the dirty Lenin-s.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:40:14 +0000

i’m 24 and i considered trick or treating… but instead decided to help my friend pass out candy at her house while drinking quite a bit.

i think i made the right decision.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:38:52 +0000

if you want to travel with that… i’ve got a neighbor that could do with a large helping of excrement.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:05:49 +0000

Tygor is a pretty together kid, for sure Ivan!

My teenagers are 17 and 15 and the older one went trick or treating. The younger one worked at teh fairgrounds scaring little kids and drunk adults. Fun!

Neither brought home candy for their mother to “inspect”, though. *grump*

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:05:12 +0000

this is true…

btw, i put up halloween pics and your request for more cleavage was granted.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist

Ivan The Shortrightist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:28:53 +0000

Hm, you’re right, too much rhubarb.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist

Ivan The Shortrightist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:24:05 +0000

I keep forgetting you’re the same age as my step-son, and I can’t imagine how YOU can sound so together, and he is so clueless. *sigh*

My second thought was; lucky for you that you aren’t younger. Mom would have plastered reflective tape ALL OVER that costume. *nodding*

By: Ivan The Shortrightist

Ivan The Shortrightist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:17:39 +0000

That was a fraternal smooch, my love. My passion is for you only! Am I not Ivan The Shortrightist?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:39:40 +0000

Never mind {{{TOS}}}XXX

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:24:49 +0000

hey! HEY! i saw that!

By: flodnak

flodnak — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:30:33 +0000

….and the tent apparently doubles as the robe he’s wearing in this picture.

Gaddafi isn’t getting older – he’s just getting weirder.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:58:31 +0000

-Finishes with the pooper-scooper, throwing the last of it onto Eddie’s least favorite neighbor’s lawn- No problemo!

By: Eddie the Lawnist

Eddie the Lawnist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:54:04 +0000

All I can say is, I learned from the best! Oh, and thanks for cleaning up after yourself, even though you weren’t around. The lawn guards appreciate it.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:45:57 +0000

True, but I only know one man to whom I can attribute both death laser stares AND mind bullets.

By: Eddie the Lawnist

Eddie the Lawnist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:45:17 +0000

‘X’ Marxists the spot

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:44:57 +0000

I left at 7:30 with an all-black Grim Reaper costume, so some of the older folks thought my friend was by himself until I put out my bag.

Awesome.

By: Eddie the Lawnist

Eddie the Lawnist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:44:06 +0000

To be honest, Clint could have modeled the character more after my father. I can be damn ornery, but my dad took it to levels never imagined.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:41:28 +0000

Did you actually wear a costume? Last night when teens with no costume came up, they got one piece of candy (they were polite though, I’ll give them that). Everyone else got a handful.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:39:38 +0000

(link)

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:39:13 +0000

Not if you make it the way it’s recommended.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:37:58 +0000

So much sad to be had there.
It’d be awesome, though, if he started screaming “IS THAT MY COW?!” as he got older…

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:36:23 +0000

I was watching Gran Torino, Eddie, and I was thinking “Don’t I know this old guy?”

By: mabsba

mabsba — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:34:22 +0000

Terry Pratchett is always a WIN in my house (my son got me hooked on his books). Did you know that he has Alzheimer’s? *sad*

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:33:13 +0000

Meh. Somewhat cameo.
I’ve got all my new games coming out, my schoolwork, my new music, my halloween candy (16 year olds trick or treating for the WIN. So much judgment, but nobody turns you away.) however, I do intend to stop in when I can- just not, you know, all day.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:23:20 +0000

To quote Return of the Jedi:
“How we doin’?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
So is this a cameo appearance, or are you gonna hang out with us for a while?

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:20:05 +0000

And as Portal state, the cake is a lie anyway…but a tasty chocolaty lie with lots of frosting…*drools*

By: Eddie the Lawnist

Eddie the Lawnist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:14:36 +0000

Copasetic, man..

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:11:02 +0000

Once again, Night Watch by Terry Pratchett clearly states (this is death speaking here)
THERE IS NO MORE CAKE. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER.

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:09:37 +0000

‘Allo, poppets!
I’ve been strange how’ve you guys been?

By: Igor the Vigorous

Igor the Vigorous — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:08:56 +0000

Like Anikin?
-Curls up in fetal position and tries harder to forget the prequels-

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:55:12 +0000

We’ll always be friends Eds. I don’t want to lose my lawn privileges.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:43:36 +0000

so his choices are Or Death???

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:39:29 +0000

These puns are definitely for the pureed of heart.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:38:53 +0000

NOM NOM NOM
These sprinkles aren’t evil. They’ve just been misled.

By: Rando the Randoist

Rando the Randoist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:37:50 +0000

We’re all out of cake. Eddie Izzard said so.

By: Eddie the Lawnist

Eddie the Lawnist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:20:54 +0000

And we’ll always be friends, right? Right?

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:06:18 +0000

*is jealous*

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:05:50 +0000

My mom was kind enough to introduce me to voodoo.