
firefighter saved 9 lives this morning
(A Fireman and a lolcat)
You’ve made someone very happy. (Via I Has A Hotdog)
Picture by: ziscool Caption by: ziscool via Our LOL Builder
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firefighter saved 9 lives this morning
(A Fireman and a lolcat)
You’ve made someone very happy. (Via I Has A Hotdog)
Picture by: ziscool Caption by: ziscool via Our LOL Builder
I had to double chack if I really was on PK. Mispost, maybe?
Double CHECK. CHECK. *sigh*
*hurls*
I hope ziscool is puking hairballs for eternity for making this non-lol.
I hope ziscool realizes zis not cool… **DOH** had to go there if he/she can post this crap!!
wait a preachy firefighter saves kitten pic that didnt come from the lame EWAdams?
my god…..he’s breeding….
or he’s knitting socks out of his dryer lint?
“Socks”? This part of that thar interwebs lingo?
yes. a sock is an alternate personality for someone who already has an online persona. generally they’ll try to hide it by using a different log-in email address so they get a different image… but it’s not too hard to figure them out. they spout the same crap and write the exact same ways (including the exact same typos).
Ah, so perhaps short for ‘sock puppet’? With the same brain capacity also….
Thanks.
exactly.
hi mabsba & welcome to the grown-up side where lolspeak and sappyness are discouraged
thanks shortright for explaining my half-thought
“grown-up side”?? i didn’t get this memo. i thought we were just as childish but attempting to debate real life issues and such…
relatively speaking that is, we try to use whole/real words and the like, not to mention have real thoughts instead of channeling critters.
besides, if most of the dogs i’ve ever had ever found out people imagined they spoke in lol-speak… well lets just say my dogs have better vocabularies than the average lol-speaking person…
forgot to mention the childish part: boobies are more mature than fart & scat humor >;)
Maybe this lol should not be on PK, but it doesn’t do any harm to remember that firemen risk their lives to save others. Would ”dissimilitude” and ”HelOnWheels” be quite so sarcastic if their lives had been saved??
go the fvck away, caretroll.
we’ve had these non-LOLs here before and we’ve had these discussions before and we’ve had better caretrolls than you here before.
so FVCK OFF!
Shorty: Who peed in your Corn Flakes this moring?
Here’s one of many inappropriate times to quote Snatch:
Speaking to the person sitting next to you on a plane:
“My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My parents to be were on the same plane when it crashed. That’s how they met. They named me after the name of the plane. Not many people are named after a plane crash.”
yay! someone caught the reference!!!
i’m actually particularly fond of… “no thanks, i’m sweet enough” coming from bricktop.
hmm i’m stuck between al ford’s definition of nemesis or dennis farina’s ‘shuddup and siddown you big-balled fvck’
doug: aviiiiiiiii
avi: shut up and sit down you big bald fvck.
hee hee. i always giggle at that one.
or when tony asks avi which part of rosebud he wants to bring with him after the “sword incident”.
I like Turkish saying he doesn’t want his pants pulled down over the price.
On IMDB.com we had a running thread on inappropriate times to quote snatch. It was f*ckin great.
Creature: This is LOL News. This picture is neither LOL nor News, discuss amongst yourselfs!!!
Seriously though there are other forums to honor Firefighters, Cops, Soldiers, Waitresses, and Elephant Poop Picker Uppers. This is not the forum, this is to make me laugh. So since this is not funny we must make our own jokes.
Actually, I’d be less sarcastic if I were dead.
No, it’s not this ONE particular “ZOMG FIREFIGHTERS” lol I’m gagging over, it’s that we’ve had a run of them lately. Firefighters in general, I’m on board with and fully support. Especially hot, shirtless ones.
**Puts into Diss’ mind a picture of some hairy tubbo without a shirt who’s next to a fire** He’s “hot”!!!
ZOMG HIS BACK HAIR’S ON FIRE!
And….ew, ILPB.
You know I had to go there!!!
I just threw up in my mouth.
My job is done. **takes bite of apple**
diss, i suggest you look at my halloween pics. we found a super hot and sexy firefighter at the club… sans shirt. of course.
Oh, I will have to check that out!
OK, now that’s the kind of firefighter pictures I like to see!
i know, wasn’t he cute?!
I couldn’t see any firefighter. All I saw was cleavage. A LOT of cleavage. You KNOW you were thinking of me when you staged that shot shorty, my little kumquat. Oh yes, yes you were. *leer*
which one are you talking about? the 3 of us in our corsets all together in a pile of boobage??
What? Cleavage pics? *rushes off to refriend shortright*
Pile of boobage…yes…*faints*
*wakes up* Yes, you should have. I would have lol’d *faints again*
rando… lemme just put it this way. large boobs and corsets. and you should re-friend me. i loooooooove me!
typing fail. that should say that you love me. i’m not that vain… ugh.
I liked “i love me” better to be honest. LOL
“i love me” does have a certain interesting twist to it…
I love me more than any of you love yourselves!
On another note… -Searches thoroughly for massiveboooobies-
that corset photo is worth the price of admission!
ty-gor if you were still friends with me the halloween pictures would have been an onslaught of massiveboobies. but you’re not… and i still has a sad about that.
bitter troll will check when bitter troll gets home…sounds nice and smooshy
but to be reminded every other day …what if your favorit sitcom decided to get preachy every other episiod..next on family guy, no jokes, just reminding you about how the military is great, then on simpsons, no jokes, just remember how firemen risk themselves, then on king of the hill, dont expect to laugh cause we are talking about military dogs, after on dawsons creek, dawson gets mauled to death by a bear and everyone talks about how wonderful the troops are
Oh, now, that I’d watch.
Tempting, but I’d want a guarantee of more of the “actors” than just Dawson being mauled first!
I second that.
i like you, creaturefeature. c’mon over to ICHC; we’re more fun over there. srsly.
maybe ziscool intended it for ICHC (though there is too little lolspeak in it for that). You don’t get to choose where your caption gets submitted, and if you pick pictures from “all pictures” you don’t know where the image “lives”, as far as I remember the process.
The wankers who actually voted win on this in the PK voting section should get the black plague though, if there’s any JUSTICE in the world.
The guy carrying cats through the flood, that did qualify in my mind, since it was New Orleans flooding. As for cats and firefighters… I’m pro-firefighter, and I’m pro-cat, but I’m getting pretty tired of photos of the two together. I wants the funny! At least can we have a photo of a cat trying to CLIMB a firefighter, maybe with a reference to new products testing? Something different, please!!
if it’s the blonde guy with soaking wet, pissed cats, that looked like he was getting clawed-that wasn’t NOLA, that was Cedar Rapids, IA. Still a newsworthy event, just the wrong one.
Sorry about the location malfunction! (I know you would have preferred a wardrobe malfunction, but such is life!)
Seriously. Go back to ICHC. We’ve had too many of these “ZOMG A CAT SAVED FROM TRAGEDY! AWWW! THIS IS RELEVANT TO PK!” LOLS. -__-
Besides the obvious WTF moment of ANOTHER firefighter “LOL”, I’m also very weirded out because that looks EXACTLY like my cat did as a kitten.
Are you fvcking kidding me? I thought for sure we had gotten past these. No funny for us today I guess.
next up… EWAdams. that is how the formula goes, right?
And wasn’t this same photo on another non-lol that was on the front page less than a month ago!! I WANT THE FUNNY!!! *froths*
I don’t want to go back and look, but I think it was actually a different firefighter/cat combo.
there were 3 or 4 firefighter/cat combos in a 2 week period. most of them were different ones too. i think (unfortunately) that this is a new one.
bitter troll is glad fireman guy saved kitty, wondering if he left child to slowly burn to death cause he liked kitty better.
if he did…is fireman guy still hero?
Yes.
what if he saved kitty, let child die, then beat kitty to death infront of nun and oprhants before peeing on the bodies
O_O
What this caption fails to recognize is that he’s not saving the kitty, he’s bringing it in for questioning in the arson investigation.
either that or Halloween Cat-stew dinner — needs eight more cats though…
Ok Charlie, this is your second reference to eating cats. Is there something you want to tell us?
the firefighter, not looking to dirty, or sooty or smokey…might not of been in fire…the cat looks scared but cats do that when they climb up trees and the fire department is called to get them out….OMG PEOPLE BURNED TO DEATH CAUSE THEY WAS TO BUSY SAVEING THE KITTY!!!!!11!!!!!
YAY OUR HERO CLIMBED A LATTER AND GOT A CAT OUT OF A TREE LETS THROW HIM A PARADE!! HE SAVED THE 9 LIVES BY NOT HAVEING THE STUPID CAT CLIMB DOWN HIMSELF WHILE THE PEOPLE BUUUUUUUURNED!!!!!elebintybillionthousand!!!
So he likes Chinese food. Love me some Meow Cat Chewy. Or Meow Shu Pork. Or Egg Woof Yung. Or Fired Rat on a stick. Protein is protein after all.
just sayin’
Are you a fan of Cat’s in the Kettle at the Peeking Moon?
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4
I love “Cats in the Kettle.” I downloaded it and put it on my cell phone.
Bitter, it annoys me when people have firefighters get cats out of trees. Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree? Exactly.
The best way to get a cat out of a tree is by using the fire hose.
Froo! That’s cruel and uncalled for! A simple garden hose works fine. *nodding*
heh. The only time we had a cat stuck up a tree we could basically lift him out of it.
He was not a smart ‘un.
Then no.
People are so heavy. A fireman could injure himself, it’s a health & safety issue. They’re probably only allowed to lift cats (and maybe dogs up to small collie size) these days. Still heroes though (to cats).
you know who is also a hero to cats?
do you?
bitter troll knows…
…..its.
its…..
BOB BARKER!!!!
lets chop off your dogs nuts today
Bob Barker does not exist on my planet. Damn you for making me do all that research. At my age for every new fact I learn I have to forget something and I don’t know what it was ‘cos I forgot it.
Anyway, how do you make a cat do a dog impression?
Cat + petrol + match = cat goes WOOF!
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Heh heh. Just favourited that one! Hope it gets on the front page. Vote everybody!!!!
Yes, everyone go there and rate it like crazy.
Just circle the goddamned planet already, Randic.
Randic= Rando + Eric
i just laughed A LOT.
LMAO! Nice one Rando! Fav’d!
*bows*
8 lives, at most. That kitty looks like he’s scared at least one of them to death.
agreed
It’s the annual firemen’s football game, played in full kit using a kitten instead of a ball. 228′s the quarter back and he’s running hence the kitten bent back by the wind. I thought you all KNEW this.
The field goals are HI-LARIOUS!!
And so are touch-down celebrations.
I never thought extremely fit men in tights and “safety gear” could be straight….
Until I heard about this game, that is.
:p
for some reason i keep reading that as in full kilt not in full kit…
The firemen of Scotland prefer the kilt because it makes the hose a lot easier to deploy.
PS Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
So the sheep don’t hear the sound of a zip.
I’m sure they’ve developed PTSD just from that sound.
adorable!
blergggggh. Comedy. Look it up.
OK, Mr/Mrs xy . . . (if that is your real name??)
I looked it up . . . this is still not funny by any of the definitions below.
# light and humorous drama with a happy ending
# drollery: a comic incident or series of incidents
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# Comedy is a double album recorded by Paul Kelly & The Messengers and originally released in 1991. It was the last album released before the partnership of Kelly and The Messengers was dissolved.
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# Comedy (from the Greek κωμωδία, komodia) as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse generally intended to amuse, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. …
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# Comedy| 喜劇|Kigeki is a short anime film produced in 2002 by Studio 4°C animation studio. The film was directed by Kazuto Nakazawa and featured the music of Franz Schubert’s “Ave Maria”. The film is noted for drawing its inspiration from Shubert’s piece titled “Erlkönig”
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# The Divine Comedy (Divina Commedia), written by Dante Alighieri between 1308 and his death in 1321, is widely considered the central epic poem of Italian literature, and is seen as one of the greatest works of world literature. …
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# The word “comedy” is derived from the Classical Greek κωμῳδία, which is a compound either of κῶμος (revel) or κώμη (village) and …
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# archaic Greece. a choric song of celebration or revel; ancient Greece. a light, amusing play with a happy ending; medieval Europe. …
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# comedian – a professional performer who tells jokes and performs comical acts
# comedian – an actor in a comedy
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# Comedian (1983) was Eddie Murphy’s second album. It is often referred to as his best comedy album and it was also his last that contained new …
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# Comedian is a 2002 documentary focusing on Jerry Seinfeld that explores the other side of stand-up comedy; that is, the preparation, politics, nerves, creativity, and so on. The film also features an up-and-coming comic named Orny Adams as he struggles to make it in show business. …
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# The Comedian is a 1957 live television drama written by Rod Serling from a novella by Ernest Lehman, directed by John Frankenheimer and starring Mickey Rooney.
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# A comedian or comic is a person who seeks to entertain members of an audience, primarily by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting a fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy. …
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“OK, Mr/Mrs xy . . . (if that is your real name??)
I looked it up . . . this is still not funny by any of the definitions below.”
I rather think that was the point.
You don’t say? I thought the “blerggggh” might have given it away (it is the sound of someone vomiting noisily, if you were curious).
But, just in case I wasn’t clear originally – this picture is not funny. Which, since this is a comedy site, does kind of defeat the purpose.
And no – my name is not Mr XY. Or Mrs XY. But since this is a world wide site, and I was taught not to give out personal information to strangers, I thought I would take the almost unheard of step of remaining anonymous on the internet.
Dear mr/mrs xy,
I feel we have gotten off on the wrong foot…or else there’s a lot of sexual tension…or maybe your my ex…wouldnt that be a larf ?
:/
You’re right, this is the world wide web and it is a very scary place and you should keep your name a secret. So lets forget about names . . . what’s your bank acc. number so I can send you some money to show how sorry I am for the misunderstanding???
Are we cool?
you’re
ooops. did I actually post that? sorry.
*wanders back to ICHC*
Those that use LOLspeak on ICHC have no business “correcting” any body’s grammar.
Your write.
Okay, now THAT is comedy!
Dear…… okay – I’m not typing all that in, so I’ll just call you Bob.
Since I am a eunuch (or possibly a Unitarian, or maybe even a unicorn – I can never tell the difference) I’m guessing sexual tension is probably the cause. It generally is in most conflicts in the world (If Obama and Ahmadinejad would just get together and go at it like bunnies, I’m sure they would sort out all their problems in a matter of hours).
And my bank account number is 24601….. no. wait. That’s my prison number. Oh well – you can try sending money to it anyway. I’m sure it will get there, and even if it doesn’t, it’s the thought that counts
Plus, since we both agree this picture has entirely lost the funny, we’re cool.
Have a nice day now.
not amused!
I love this picture.
sweet kitty!