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FIRST! I WIN!
Way to go, peepers. You’ve finally made something of yourself. That’ll show those folk who called you a moron all those years. Keep up the good work.
Thanks! I knew if I tried hard enough and shot for the moon, i could become something. I did it I did it!
By moon Peepers means tha guy’s a$$ in front of Peepers!!!!
moron noun
[C] informal a very stupid person
Main Entry: douche
Pronunciation: ‘düsh
Function: noun
1 a : a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2 : a device for giving douches
Wow, you’ve done such a wonderful job of describing yourself!
Here’s a dollar, go buy a father.
Now is that an American dollar or Candian Dollar? Is it in bill form or coin form. These are the things you need to expand on!
PS: You might want to work on your manners, eventually you’ll get nailed for being a total Wanker.
I think it doesn’t matter, I will expect change.
As for my manners, talk to paws4thot. I troll him/her by doing exactly what s/he does to others. How that offended justacarolinian is beyond my circle of caring.
Anyone who writes “First” has a definition written after them, usually insulting the person who wrote first. It’s to encourage NOT writing first, b/c it’s kind of like screwing your mother. It feels good until you realize how stupid it really is.
The thing is – writing first, whether serious or being silly, is harmless. Being a douche to the person who did so is being a douche, and so I be a douche to them. See? Douchebaggery begets douchebaggery.
S/he has only him/herself to blame.
oh, and paws4thot is a douche.
peepers – fvck off.
you’re not around here enough to understand the ordinal post rule, obviously. so quit fighting with those of us that do. you’re entering a forum where we have set standards… don’t expect us to change them because you’re too damned butt hurt to get over it.
Sorry if I made you cry over nothing. Go hug someone.
I think you have had one too many hugs. Around the neck. Cutting the blood off from both of your brain cells.
Peepers, please, become an hero.
If you don’t understand the ordinal post rule, and you deliberately troll, you don’t belong with the rest of humanity. Go play with the Joker in the sewers, you inconsiderate, time-wasting f*ck. All you’ve done is retort in tired, tried old troll-y ways.
Couldn’t you even be an original douchebag?
JAC, I think you’re over-estimating Peepers’ intelligence, by assuming they have 2 brain cells to keep each other company!
No, you’re just a retard. Once you make it to high school you’ll understand what an idiot you are being…well, maybe college. Seriously, if you’re an adult, and I have this strange feeling you’re not, then you’ve got to stop stealing your kid’s ADHD meds.
wow, you thought long to come up with… that? pathetic… try a coherent thought next time, troll.
For goodness sake, peepers, at least the kitty lol folk are clever enough to write ‘not second’, rather than ‘first’. Writing “First” is kind of like stating “water is wet” and “gravity pulls things down”. Whoop-ee-doh. We discourage ‘firsting’ here because it doesn’t add anything to the conversation–and we enjoy an intelligent discussion here.
VG – i thought that said “we discourage fisting here” and i was about to ask when we started doing that…
Oh no no NO! Fisting is encouraged among willing partners!
It is FiRsting which is discouraged…
@viking gal – i can only encourage fisting around these parts if it doesn’t include a certain rag doll calling our favorite uncle by that derogatory (in her mouth) name.
Your mother is only 35 cents.
And 25 cents on Wednesdays. Don’t forget to ask about the senior discount!
and bitter troll has coupons!
Yay a “your mother” comment! Classing up the joint!
Just returning what you gave.
and I return what paws4thot gives. So now you understand and can stop whining. Move along, honey.
You ain’t man enough to call me honey. And Paws was responding to your childish comment at the beginning of this thread. The one with the intelligence of an overstimulated 4 year old.
And here I thought you’d stop whining and move along like a normal person. I guess even my extremely low opinion of you was still too high. Carry on, troll.
The only whining here is you. The troll that started all this today.
You don’t understand the irony of being a troll and calling others trolls? You seriously need a reality check. If you’re an open troll, then you have no right nor the ability to accurately distinguish one way or the other.
You see, when you act like a child, you get treated like a child. Paws4thot was performing the ordinal post rule, while you’re acting like one of the whiny little brats that you probably make fun of. Did you just crawl out of /b/?
Good luck getting anybody to treat you with an ounce of respect acting like that…
I don’t think respect is what this little sh!t-stain is after, Tygor. I’d be willing to bet he got exactly what he was trolling for.
Respect may not be what he’s after, but he won’t stay sane long without it…
Think “A Clockwork Orange”- the book, not the movie.
clearly he is after bitter trolls gold…
….BUT HE CANT HAVE IT
Have any of you noticed all the different avatars peepers has?
Am I the only one thinking EWAdams sock? And also how he votes soooooo much of his crap to the FP?
THanks to all the regulars for the defence club. Virtual drinks all rounds on me.
Virtual? You mean I have been waiting at the mailbox all day for nothing?
*has a sad*
This one sucked.
I probably shouldn’t laugh for this could have became a tragic accident but I snorted a lot.
I loled heartily, don’t feel bad. A picture on this site that doesn’t involve Putin that made me laugh…posted in the last year? Unheard of. But alas, it was pretty funny.
No, it isn’t Minneapolis, it is a mountain, and you might want to throttle up sometime fairly soon!
“This is your captain speaking. I dozed off a bit and then checked my blogs. Any of you have a clue where we are?”
*ding* We have a winner!
*texts while flying a plane*
ZOMG I’M FLYING A FECKIN PLANE!
*overshoots minneapolis airport*
*loses her job*
*claps*
this is even better than when you got fired for texting and driving a train!
Ya, that was such a wreck… Nearly broke her phone!
*texts shortright and DWN from the unemployment line*
At least I didn’t kill anyone this time. That’s always a perk.
totally. *text high fives*
You know coming from DC, people were actually killed in that crash, and many people’s lives were ruined. Care Troll cares too much!!!
Seriously though, as tragic as it was the aftermath is hysterical. Once a week there’s a story on how the Metro System still hasn’t been updated, and they’re the tracks of DEATH!!!
And yet the DC metro has all sorts of safety technology built in, but the Boston system does not. Which makes me wonder why the Boston texting incident did not result in fatality or serious injury…
I take my victories where I find them.
*text high fives back*
ZOMG I’VE GOT UNEMPLOYMENT!!!!
-Texts Captain Wow-
ZOMG YOU’RE DRIVING A HOBO’S FECKIN “COLLECTIBLES” CART!
*texts igor*
ZOMG A HOBO FIGHT!!!
*is shanked by a t-bone*
Question: Igor and I responded to a post on the LOLs thread last night (technically this morning); when I went to check to see if the original poster responded, all was gone. Does that mean she/he was moderated out of existence and so our follow-ups vanished? It wasn’t vulgar or rude, just ignorant.
Thanks!
PS Yes, found the “V” show from way back on TV last night. I understand they’re going to do a new one — hey, since all those 80s fashions are coming back, they can use the same wardrobe!
even if the OP was moderated out they usually leave your responses but it just looks REALLY weird. there was one time when a person was deleted and it looked like eddie and rando hated each other…
Nope, the whole thing vanished. Thanks for the info.
weird, where was this?
I watched all of the of “V” riginals on Sunday. It was really pathetic on my part. God, it was sooo awful in sooo many ways, which made it soo awesome! I can only hope that what was done for “BSG” can be done for “V”.
I’m pretty sure they’re keeping at least the reptillian bit…a lot of the publicity shots and ads have close ups of the brunette with the cute haircut’s eye, and it’s definately a “lizard” eye.
*geeksqueal* I can’t wait! (and yeah…wow, that hair …and those clothes! *wince* in the original! which I have on DVD….)
so V is no longer for vendetta?
AGH! Reptilian aliens! V gave me nightmares as a kid. *curls into fetal position*
I don’t know your friend, but I’m thinking this translates as “she’s actually bi, but only has sex with men. Now.”
Which is just more evidence towards my universal theory: all women are bi, not all of them realize it though.
Oh, I think most people in general are to some extent; just there’s such a cultural bias against it for guys most of you won’t admit it even to yourselves.
Methinks the laddie doth protest too much.
bitter troll didnt choose to be straight, straight chose to be bitter troll
I refer the honourable gentleman to the comment above….
Hey, hey, hey, I know what I like, and I like girls. I’ve got nothing against guys who like other guys. As long as you find what makes you happy, then I’m happy. As for me, I’m in line for the motorboating ride.
Oh, just because we’re expressing our opinion on being straight doesn’t mean we “protest too much.” I’m hoping you’re just being a smartass though. LOL
-Bounds into room wearing full dragon costume-
Someone called for a smartass?
bitter troll agrees, boobies are awsome!!!! but if your into something else, meh as long as your happy
boobies make bitter troll happy
DRAGON!! IT AFTER BITTER TROLL’s GOLD!!!-grabs his bitter axe-
-Pats tiny troll’s head benevolently-
No, you’re too awesome.
Besides, the hoard in the mountain is already getting to be tough to guard all at once.
-clutches his box of cap’n crunch- is Bitter TROLLS!
Don’t like guys either. Not in reality. Just winding you up.
Oh, I wasn’t saying primarily but just that there’s a gradation and that I think a majority of people have some circumstances under which they’d consider it. Even if those circumstances are “Well, if I was really drunk I might not care if it was another guy sucking me off.”
As a friend of mine once said, the mouth is not a gender-dependent organ.
However, Diss, one thing they may not realize- beards/stubble are…
ZOMG I love Cap’n Crunch!!!!
That sounds more like a male fantasy. I’ve spoken to plenty of women who would no sooner contemplate sapphism than you would the other thing…
I’m pretty hetero, but I contemplated it. There are aspects that appeal, and then…
I think that there is somehow less threat involved for a woman to contemplate sex with another woman?
Ditto to the first half. And you’re probably right about the second half. In the end it’s probably who you fall in love with that counts, rather than who you could kind of imagine having an unusual half-hour with after a few beers…
For me, falling in love with is a required factor. I’m kind of square that way. But since I’ve not fallen for a female… QED.
Quietly Erotic Demonstration?
Ooo. I’ll have to remember that one! But quiet…is challenging for me!
ROFL
Quintessential Eradication of Dames?
Perhaps ‘quite enticing damsel’?
C’mon, /vg, there ain’t nothin’ like a Dame!!
So I gather! But one problem is, I don’t want to share my dude… And so it would only be fair if I’m not sharing myself around as well? Darned jealousy. Does anyone have a pill for that?
Viking Gal, I think Charro could get you some e.
I am without personal experience as to how much that would affect the jealousy, though.
I have a strong preference for guys, and can’t really imagine trying to be in an actual functioning relationship with a woman, but I’m not averse to sex with another woman if the circumstances are right.
Dude, it’s not a male fantasy. I hardly know any women who haven’t either played for both teams or at least tried it a few times.
Um, maybe because women tell men that because there’s a societal perception (right or wrong) that guys like the idea. I know lots of women who say they’ve done that (ie lied to guys about this particular subject). Not judging the people you know, just saying, sex is the thing people lie about the most. Sex surveys are the most difficult to craft because of this. (Guess that was a math nerd moment — properly written surveys have questions that are put in simply to measure the truthfulness of the respondent.)
I never have, but then I did a lot more working than drinking in college, which seems to be a factor for a lot of people. Of course, you don’t know what the truthfulness questions would be!
Maybe it’s just the people I know then. LOL These aren’t women doing it just to get guys’ attention that’s for sure.
I think people can choose to live hetero, no matter what their actual sexual orientation. I’ve heard of quite a few family men who eventually give up the charade and come out of the closet. (Which I suppose means they are some form of bi.)
Actually, it was Max and me, but you’re right. That WAS pretty funny.
awwwww, i miss max.
Me too. Where did Max go?
If 80′s fashions are coming back, invest heavily in hairspray stocks.
Didn’t mean to lead you astray fashion-wise, but it’s really just the clothes — tunics over leggings, etc. Amazing what you see waiting for a teenager to come out of the school library!
The college gals are going for short sundresses over leggings. Cute!
Igor goeth for a slightly-larger-than-standard black jacket (mostly fleece), Red/white/gray/black tees, and blue/black jeans on most days..
That is to say, when I’m not dressing for one of my “special occasions.”
Special occasions= when I get bored and want to wear an outfit that looks f*cking ridiculous. Possibly with a Guy Fawkes mustache drawn on, to top it off.
Maybe this new fad with do away with the baggy pants? I’m ALL in. “Please pull your pants up, pull your pants up. I don’t want to see your tighty whities…”"
Here, here! I’m very glad that my son’s school enforces their dress code against such.
However, I live across the street from a park and I have to say that there is -nothing- more entertaining than watching some boys with the baggy pants try to play football. Very hard to catch a football one-handed, so they have to let go of their pants to catch the ball — this gives them 2-3 steps before the pants trip them!
They apparently have the same problem running from police…
Was watching when stupid criminals attack or some such show and three guys running from the cops all tripped and fell down as their pants dropped below their knees.
So maybe it’s a good fad? It certainly appears to be helpful in police apprehensions.
Justa, I think your state is a few years apart from MA in terms of fashion, then- we got over the baggy pants when my sister was in school, now it’s all guys in tight jeans and eyeshadow and writing about how hurt they are inside and generally moaning.
It makes me want to bang my head against a desk… Because now being sad is “cool”? Just like a few years ago being gangster was? I mean really, why don’t you just get the kids who want attention back in the damn convertible and hit the mailboxes of some manic depressives, because that’d probably be less rude than trivializing people with actual problems and making them look like asshats.
It’s actually only in the big cities. The ones over run with the hip hop mantra.
*loads the shotgun* Lead me to the emos. Wait…I hear Fallout Boy…I can find them myself.
Not to mention, baggies kind of ruin the potential for a nice view for the ladies, when a gentleman is leaving the room….
I’ve actually thought about this one.
It’s true, I think I look sexier in non-sagging clothes.
Any guy with a 1/2 way decent butt looks better in clothes that fit!
EVERYONE looks sexier in non-sagging clothes!
But I am not verifying this by looking at Igor; way too weird when he’s the same age as my son (and sounds like he’s probably as smart — which is an incredible compliment; he blows me away and I ain’t no slouch!).
Styles here are waaaaay behind. I think style hits the coasts, then hops to a few inland cities and spreads from there.
That’s some pretty good wireless though. I can’t even get signal at my local park
I don’t even want to comment today. I just want the cats gone.
And the voices….make the voices go away, too.
Are you kidding?! They’re more angry than I am.
I….lonely…..without…..voices.
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Lonely…not…hungry.
And in late breaking news, two Qantas pilots have been stood down when they failed to lower the landing gear while approaching Sydney. They finally realized the oversight at 300 meters, did a power up and retried the landing.
Somehow, I think I would rather have the pilots fly past my destination rather then forget to lower the landing gear.
it’s minneapolis guys!
“I see water below us…I thought we were flying from Little Rock to Chicago. Why do I see water?”