He goes deer hunting on a 4-wheeler with a small (homemade) trailer hitched behind.

Strapped onto the trailer is a cooler filled with beer.

Strapped to the top of the cooler is a seat (scavenged from an old bass boat I believe)

And attached to the rear of the trailer is a small ‘dog box’ (which is a cage used to transport hounds)

So, the dogs are released to find and then chase a deer until it runs directly in front of the ‘hunter’ parked alongside the road, thus allowing the hunter to shoot the deer from his ‘chair’ without spilling the beer in his other hand.

It is truly a sight to behold!

Froo! I never pegged you as a Limbaugh defender! I’m crushed!

cornhole/sock: One doesn’t need to be a bot to detest Limpballs. He is one offensive dude.

I deal with a fair number of ESL (English as a Second Language) students and can only say that English (American or British or whatever kind) is a terribly hard language to learn.

The more educated people get, the more they tend to lose their accents, especially, as Foxworthy notes, they want to keep that 20 IQ points people deduct when you open your mouth and a drawl comes out. But seriously, in math and sciences we have so many foreign graduate students that we all learn to clean up our speech just to communicate with our officemates!

And I’ve never known my husband to be wrong in the four years we lived in Texas. Some people are just very good at placing accents. Personally, I can’t even differentiate between the Southern states (and, yes, I do know that Texas is not considered Southern by ‘real’ Southerners).

And I’d love for your husband to try to figure out what part of the state I spent most of my life in, because I’d be willing to bet he’d get it wrong simply based on where I was born