Comments on: Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates

By: soihear youliekmudkips

soihear youliekmudkips — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:19:35 +0000

what’s a buttfor?

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:06:36 +0000

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:03:28 +0000

Oooh! Thanks mabs! That’ll work much better.

But, I must admit that was funny, JAC.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:02:17 +0000

That’s it! You messed with the wrong girl. I keek your a$$ now. I wasn’t trained by the KGB for nothin all these years.

*Whacks JAC and Ivan across noses and adds a Three Stooges-like hit-upside-the-head-in-a-row for good measure*

Now, behave, both of you.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:59:17 +0000

You can use my stun gun! You won’t miss at all with it!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:51:26 +0000

When you swing it, it would miss way to the left.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:48:13 +0000

Listen you two, don’t make me use the newpaper!!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:44:21 +0000

Yeah. Been a a lot of times I wasn’t saying anything in any negative way, shape, or form, yet you complain because I said it.
You have a chip on your shoulder, and it shows. And it’s very boring.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:09:30 +0000

Eat me, fu(kweasel™

I wasn’t attacking you, dumbass. I was saying I was tired of the Achmed meme. Get over yourself, you sanctimonious turd.

By: Michael Davidson

Michael Davidson — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:08:16 +0000

“This guy’s been riding my butt all day.”

By: Captain Wow for the severe beating of EWAdams

Captain Wow for the severe beating of EWAdams — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:59:04 +0000

I was imagining the Family Guy shatner skit. Epic Win.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:32:59 +0000

And you whack me for commenting. Yet you do the same. HYPOCRITE

By: xy

xy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:20:28 +0000

According to The Last Battle, horns are pretty damn good for killing soldiers from foreign lands.

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:24:26 +0000

muscular bottom? probably not so.

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:39:32 +0000

If you read it in William Shatner’s voice the awesome just goes right off the chart.

By: Ace5762

Ace5762 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:11:30 +0000

They created a H3? Sweet.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:49:26 +0000

Ok, here’s to hoping THAT meme dies out quickly.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:38:07 +0000

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:52:48 +0000

Nein. Die Markierungsfahne ist österreichisch!

By: xy

xy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:21:54 +0000

Thought for the day.

Which produces more harmful gasses – the car or the Governor’s mouth?

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:49:49 +0000

Stupid PK keeps eating my posts. Anyway, it required some pretty poor grammar, but it worked out okay.

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:48:20 +0000

It required some really bad grammar but it worked out pretty well.

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:39:13 +0000

LOL. Well played, Ma’am.

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:51:45 +0000

*snerk*

By: keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what?

keithybabes who thinks EWadams is a demmed bed het, what what? — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:46:52 +0000

I just had to remind myself what an acrostic was!

LOL! Did Arnie make it up all on his ownsome
or did he get a screenwriter to do it. I seem to have
very much underestimated the powers of the man;
everybody loves to have a go at him.

Don’t you hate it when your prejudices get
in the way of rational judgement?
Suppose I’d better do some more research, and
see what other funnies he’s come up with.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:31:15 +0000

Depends on whether it is metaphorical or not!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:26:48 +0000

Oooooh, good one!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:22:55 +0000

Everyone knows pegasus is the cooler animal. I mean, what does a horn do, really?

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:09:46 +0000

Being that
I am the only one
that knows
everything

Maybe
everyone should listen to me.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:07:22 +0000

*stands and applauds*
Brava, Brava!

By: ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso

ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:01:43 +0000

Well thank you!

How did she know I loved unicorns?

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:00:16 +0000

He does look rather pleased with himself. Maybe he just thought up the acrostic….

For all the days of
united effort towards a
common goal, I
knew this was going to work.

You are an
open, generous
unicorn.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:57:49 +0000

Duh.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:32:52 +0000

Appropriate application of toy!
And I would rather not be around for the application of that airbag….euwww!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:15:00 +0000

Actually, if you look at his face, it could be that he’s filling an air bag back there. Loud n’ proud! (Love the new toy.)

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:09:25 +0000

AAAGGGHHH BELGIAN!!! SCHIESSEN SIE!!!! SCHEISSEN SIE JETZT!!!111!!!

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:32:42 +0000

George Bush is EBIL and responsible for foot rot!

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:27:47 +0000

Tort reform will fix health care and is MUUUUURRRRRRDDDEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!11!!11!!!

By: B-79

B-79 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:22:21 +0000

I could do that if I wanted to…

BUNS OF STEEL!!!

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:15:25 +0000

MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso

ay dios mio EWAdams no es gracioso — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:12:10 +0000

THE FLAG IS BELGIAN!!!!11!!

By: that1person

that1person — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:09:29 +0000

hahahaha!! so do I…

By: Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull

Rando the anti EWAdams-ist who wants him castrated by an angry pit bull — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:27:55 +0000

Trolls, LOLZ.

By: Eddie the anti EWAdams-ist

Eddie the anti EWAdams-ist — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:22:54 +0000

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

By: justacarolinian

justacarolinian — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:04:09 +0000

Democrats, LOLZ.

By: Again

Again — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:40:11 +0000

Breaking News – Gov. Schwarzenegger demonstrates his physical prowess by lifting a Hummer H3 with his butt.

Now if he would think out of something other than his butt…

Republicans, LOLZ.

By: dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse

dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:16:44 +0000

I look forward to trying this method in business correspondence.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:15:13 +0000

Heh. Agreed. Creative and effective…if it hadn’t been for the forced feel of the line “kick the can down the alley” I would have thought it could have been an accident.

By: dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse

dissimilitude the fifth horseman of the EWAsshatapocalypse — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:10:23 +0000

Less impressed with the physical prowess than with the acrostic abilities he displays in veto messages.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:06:41 +0000

…and his leadership abilities by letting (slash helping) the legislature run his state into the ground fiscally.