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I hope the camera’s warranty hasn’t expired :-O
I think he’s going to need Shout to get some stains out of that shirt too.
BILLY MAYS HERE. DO YOU HAVE A MASSIVE BLOODSTAIN ON YOUR SHIRT AS A RESULT OF TAUNTING THE WRONG PERSON AND GETTING SHOT FOR IT? TRY MY NEW OXYCLEAN BLOODSTAIN REMOVER! IT GETS THE BLOOD OUT!
AND FOR YOUR RUPTURED SPLEEN, TRY MY SPLEEN-B-GONE! IT’LL REMOVE THAT SPLEEN AND ANY PROBLEMS YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD DUE TO SHRAPNEL COURSING THROUGH YOUR BLOODSTREAM!
Epic.
I giggled really really hard.
I’ll shoot you if you shoot me!
Do you mind if I shoot first?
It still won’t help if someone lobs in a grenade..
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(sorry Steve
Bugger me, I just accidentally discovered how to put smileys in!
If you want to know how a special smilie is made, rightclick on it, and select ‘properties’.
Hee hee!
PK is a real education!
A new toy!! Thanks VG!
Aww, shucks!
Hee hee.
So how do you do the barfing smiley? I knew it years ago, back in the AOHell days, but can’t remember.
Actually just floated the mouse over it: that seemed to work…
My properties of the smiley don’t show how it’s done….
here’s directions
Hey, I look badass in this riot gear! Will you take my picture? I wanna put it up on Facebook.
I totally want this t-shirt with a family of cheese wedges on it. Another cheese wedge is waiting to take their picture behind a camera. He says: “SAY PEOPLE!”
On a related note, I want the one that says , , , , , (picture of a chameleon)
I’m probably being incredibly stupid…. but you just explained that one to me. Now I think it’s hilarious!
I want the dinosaur in glasses with different words for asteroids around him that says, THESAURUS. I’m such a teacher. /nerd
I rather like the shirt with two bags of ice and a baby on it……but I’m a geek
*cues stolen Queen music*
Ice, Ice, Baby…
Oh. I had a slow dumb, then…
That’s okay, I know you’re working on your dastardly plan of infecting university students with swine flu, so you can be forgiven since your mind was elsewhere plotting evil.
Well the students deserve it, given how often I catch THEIR lovely germs!!
Well, my absolute favorite is the “With our powers combined we are… PLATYPUS” t-shirt, and I actually own it but I got it in the wrong size so it’s too big. I may order Thesaurus or the one with a Triceratops riding a tricycle.
I’m waiting for the next round of Mythbusters t-shirts. There were a couple on the pirate’s eyepatch episode that I would die for!
Funny thing is, the English “Cheese” sounds almost exactly like the German “Schieß!”, which translates to the order “Shoot!”
That reminds me of the joke:
Three prisoners are about to be shot when the commander says,”Ready, Aim…”
“Earthquake!” shouts the first prisoner, so the Army flees and comes back after it is clear.
The commander repeats,”Ready Aim…”
“Flood!” yells the second one, so the Army flees and comes back after it is clear. The commander repeats:
“Ready, Aim…”
“Fire!”
It does. All we did with our German foreign exchange student was ask him about all those words.
My son learned this in first year German: the words for sh*t and shoot are almost the same. Of course he learned this on the one day the female first year German teacher was gone and the male German teacher filled in!
Wow the i before e principal really hit hard in ol’ Deutschland.
definitely. there are a lot of different conjugations of schiessen too, so it’s rare that it would be written as schiesse all on it’s own. where as scheisse is most frequently seen all on it’s own.
and if you really want to get into messed up german spelling/grammar… take a look at split participles and how you can add whole other words in between them.
Just had to tell you that I love the recent addition to your name.
why thank you! i was thinking of including fastfood and a few others in there as well but it’s already getting a bit long.
i think you should get an addition to your name… join the “anti-EWAsshat” movement.
Yes, it’s about that time.
*claps*
nicely done.
i wonder if the admins will start to notice the rampant widespread hate and do something about it?
I won’t even collect royalties on the EWAsshat (c)! But, if y’all are feeling generous I won’t reject gifts of appreciation.
Well, it’s only fair… *hands HelOn a pitcher of Stoli & lemonade*
Thanks, babe! I soooo needed this. *chugs deeply directly from pitcher*
How’s this?
Oh, and if they haven’t noticed by now, I doubt this will change it.
they notice, but do they only go by votEing( sorry mabsba) or do they pick favorits from the highest ranked? is EWAdams dateing one of them ? its a sex scandle isnt it? lets hope no one saved a blue dress with stains on it…
Yeah! What my girlie said!
I prefer my method. It’s much more fun.
*walks off singing “A pox on the phony king of England”*
I just did kittenless firefighters. See how that goes….you know, find out if the kitten is actually necessary or if it’s an optional accessory.
DISS WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol…thanks, Froo! It probably won’t even make upcoming, though…
Diss, I favorited and voted and, if I had any socks they’d all vote for it. I love it! Brava! And those are some HOT firefighters!!
diss – it won’t open for me… saying a page load error.
ok, it opened this time. and sorry ivan darling… but i’m bringing those boys home tonight. they need help washing behind their ears… or something like that.
Harlot. *sniff*
@Diss. Win! And…YOW!!! *drools*
jane… i got one for them.
Pfft. Split participles. I pwned them in German class. It’s the only class I regularly finished with a greater than 100% average.
i was really REALLY good at conversational german but sucked at the grammar stuff. i took AP german but didn’t take the test because i didn’t need to pay $80 for them to tell me i sucked at grammar.
I love coming here to shiess the scheiss with you guys!
I appreciate the trigger discipline, really, but could you please point that somewhere else?
Evil American Soldiers pointing weapons at civilians!
(Hey someone was gonna say it no matter how wrong it was. I just wanted to do it)
He’s not American, he’s Belgian!!
THAT GUN IS BELGIAN!!!!11!!!
MUUUUUUUURRRRRRRDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK OUT HE HAS A CAMERA!!!!!!
THE CAMERA IS SOCIALIST!!!!!1!!1!!elebenty!!2!
THE CAMERA WANTS TO KILL YOUR NANA WITH A DEATH PANNEL@!!!!@!!!@!!!@@!!! THE KENYAN WARLORD PRESIDENT WHO STOLE THE ELECTION WITH THE HELP OF AN ACORN WANTS TO KILL YOUR NANA CAUSE HE IS RACIST AGAINST THE RACE OF OLD
Did you know tort reform will completely fix health care?
But what will it do for my multilayered cake?
the cake is a lie
What about the pi?
They’re all in the math department, they’re really good. They have this song called ‘i’, you’d like it. Like lower-cased i. They just stand there and don’t play anything for three minutes.
Geek humor win!
I don’t get it.
*sigh* Liberal arts majors….
The imaginary number i is defined solely by the property that its square is −1:
i^2 + 1 = 0. \
Or, equivalently:
i^2 = -1. \
If i is defined in this way and it is assumed that it can be manipulated as if it were an unknown (“imagined”) variable, then it follows from straightforward algebra that the second solution to the above quadratic equations is −i.
damn liberals!!!!!!
Oh…i. I get it now. I know what an imaginary number is dammit! I just didn’t understand in relation to the song called i joke. I’m slow today.
*hugs*
That’s ok…it’s a Wednesday, we’re all a little brain-dead.
how come math has letters but spelling does not have any numbers?
No offense, bitter, but you have a hard enough time spelling human words. You really want to add numbers to it?
If you write in l33t it has numbers….
There’s a crazy old English TV sketch set in a cafe that goes on for ages with just letters and numbers.. sort of
F U N E X ?
S, V F X
F U N E M?
S, V F M.
F U N E T?
V F N 10 E T!
O K. M N X 4 2!
You’ll probably find it on Youtube if you use parameters of “The Two Ronnies” and “Swedish Lesson”.
*takes torte, peels off top two layers, licks off cream, sticks layers back on, tamps it down with mallet and passes it back*
There, fixed that (for the usual fee)
yes, tort reform will end lifetime spending caps, exclusions for non-existant pre-existing conditions (like, the FLU–seasonal, not H1N1), and all the bs like that. It will make insurance companies pay when they pull every trick in the book not to. absolutely. /sarcasm
Evil American tourists pointing their cameras at soldiers!!!
Sorry forgot to change my name…
Look, it’s late over here..
That’s not an American! That tourist is Belgian!!!!11!!!
Well, they’re not actually pointed at each other, but a mild lol for it nonetheless.
1..2…3….Draw!
LOL! It’s a shoot out!
btw, its actually a photo op, the dude with the gun has his finger on the magazine, not in the trigger slot
I’d say the guy with the gun is South Korean, but I am not sure.
But at least he was smart enough to not have the finger on the trigger.
It appears that the soldier in this picture is about to release his magazine. (finger is sitting right on mag release)
loaded or not?
i’m talking about the camera!
DONT USE FLASH!!!
Aren’t you supposed to wear knee pads on your knees?
May i look down the barrel of your gun?