Comments on: CATS

By: brutus inquisitor

brutus inquisitor — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:24:45 +0000

You are all mad!
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.

By: dUbLePwNeD

dUbLePwNeD — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:45:45 +0000

lol your under arrest XD

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:42:32 +0000

But don’t you know?! I catnip, if nipping is without you …

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:15:45 +0000

Glad you took the time to hear meowt!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:14:03 +0000

Oh Lordy…not gonna touch this one……but please….feel free…:-)
*snikt*

By: segaphile

segaphile — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:42:36 +0000

Case in point?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:30:09 +0000

*imagines the results of rubbing catnip into a carpeted pole*
OK, I can see that!

By: bitter charro the Floydist

bitter charro the Floydist — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:02:11 +0000

I thought it was all the pole dancing they did.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:13:07 +0000

Tabby honest I find them hissterical.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:07:50 +0000

But adamanteve required the serpentine temptation

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:48:41 +0000

Adamantium.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:46:31 +0000

Brrrrr….whew!
What did it sound like?
Claws on bone maybe?

By: Roguefemme

Roguefemme — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:04:58 +0000

Exactly. This isn’t funny, it’s creepy. Who votes for these?

…Although I do find it amusing that PKers keep throwing tantrums over cat LOLS when obviously _somebody_ here is voting for them. Not to mention the fact the PK wouldn’t exist for not for ICHC. So have a little respect, you young whippersnappers!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:38:09 +0000

No, a cat lol does not require neither spelling nor grammar errors. Lolspeak is what lolcats speak, so it should only be used when a cat is speaking.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:45:35 +0000

Fixed, furry, feline, freedom fighter!

And, hey, we didn’t fix him! He came that way. He should go spray the rescue people.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:35:12 +0000

Fixed furry feline-fundamentalist? Doesn’t have the proper
‘turrist’ feel to it. Next!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:33:12 +0000

I once got sprayed on the shoulder by a fixed, overly happy female cat. She loved my lap, she loved sunshine, and one day I was sitting in the sun on a sofa, petting her….and EUWWW!!! Gick. Now I know why they call skunks ‘pole cats’!

By: froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks

froofrou for the feeding of EWAdams to rabid sharks — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:29:00 +0000

He’s just mad that you took his manhood, and is spraying in retaliation

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:26:58 +0000

One of our fixed furry terrorists (we should find an ‘f’ word for terrorists for better alliteration) still sprays!

We have psych drugs for him. I believe if that doesn’t stop the spraying, we’re supposed to take them ourselves…so we won’t care.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:15:39 +0000

Only if very motivated…I assume his/her person was a good citizen and fixed this furry terrorist?!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:11:09 +0000

You forgot … spray something!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:05:53 +0000

…bite fingers off, scratch out eyes, or eat grass and cough up a hairball.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:04:22 +0000

PETA isn’t answering their phones: too busy worrying about the sea kittens…

By: pdfrog

pdfrog — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:17:21 +0000

try chaining it to a table. that always worked for me.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:47:04 +0000

Ivan, here’s my suggestion: since you’re using EWAsshat © more frequently, you and I will call it even on the royalty front when I use fu(kweasel™. Deal?

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:07:53 +0000

Jane!…JANE…..STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!! JANE!!!! JAAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

By: Mina the good witch who puts a pox on EWAdams's computer so he can't keep making Lolames

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:05:44 +0000

No I’ve heard my cat laugh. I slept with my eyes open for about a month afterwards.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:04:46 +0000

They’re a Fancy Feast for your funneh bone!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:02:20 +0000

You can’t hear them when they laugh…but it’s ebil.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:27:56 +0000

Those puns are litter-ly awful.

By: MW (or mew2-take your pick)

MW (or mew2-take your pick) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:07:11 +0000

LOLspeak isn’t the root of all evil…LOVE of LOLspeak is the root of all evil. LOLspeak written so badly that even other LOLSpeakers can’t decipher it is the ultimate source of all evil.

But the more important question is, am I right about teh number of firearmz–oops, sorry, THE number of fireARMS

By: mew2

mew2 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:58:16 +0000

He’s sayin’ “Psst…Frank…FRANK! When I dared you to go rub against their ankles, I was only JOKING…You DO know we don’t REALLY have 9 lives, right?! Get the hell BACK here!” And the third cat’s saying, “Told ya he’d do it, Fred. Frank’ll do anything for catnip…”hell, he’d put footprints all over the K-9 unit for a little nip.”

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:45:34 +0000

Oh good! I was thirsty!

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:45:04 +0000

Fu(kweasel™

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:43:44 +0000

And you ought to SFU, fu(kweasel©. KTHNXBAI!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:41:59 +0000

Actually, flood them with Cheney lols. He’s so evil that it should just wipe out all the “aaawwww, cute” on that site.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:07 +0000

Close! It’s fu(kweasel™. *waits eagerly for his Stoli & lemonade*

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:09:48 +0000

Don’t taze me, Joe! (GI Joe lolololol *ahem*)

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:09:00 +0000

That settles it, I’m gonna start submitting catless Obamalols to ICHC. See how you like it.

By: Phaelin

Phaelin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:06:54 +0000

Only if it has a penis? Which is she has boobs on the brain then I guess it wouldn’t be too much of an extrapolation.

By: ecco6t9

ecco6t9 — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:36:27 +0000

Taze the cat!

By: segaphile

segaphile — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:32:36 +0000

Boy, you Pundit Kitchen regulars ought to loosen the ol’ sphincter every once in a while.

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:23:54 +0000

cats are tough to figure out…

By: Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme

Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:13:33 +0000

Oh and dont forget to do this: “f*ckweasel™”

By: Mina the good witch who puts a pox on EWAdams's computer so he can't keep making Lolames

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:59:04 +0000

Oh, um, I’ll just take that into, uh… evidence. Yeah, that’s it.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:53:17 +0000

No, no, he said he has a BONG, not a BOMB!

By: Mina the good witch who puts a pox on EWAdams's computer so he can't keep making Lolames

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:53:14 +0000

They don’t really care if you’re asleep or not.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:51:56 +0000

That is IT. I’m calling PETA.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:51:22 +0000

I can’t believe I paws-d to read these pawful puns.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:49:36 +0000

…Or, they can be served molten-lava hot.

Will it burn my mouth?

It’ll destroy your mouth.

I think I’ll have the hot pocket!