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Um… I know this is probably a bad time…



US Airways Flight 1549

Um… I know this is probably a bad time… but I never got my peanuts.

(US Airways Flight 1549)

Shut your yap and say thanks.

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  1. shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated says:

    TOO SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!!!!

    • Harry V. says:

      Yeah it takes at least another month before flights get busier, no sense in scaring people now.

      • HelOnWheels says:

        We don’t need to do the scaring ourselves. The airlines are perfectly capable of doing it without our help. I think those pilots missing their destination because they were messing around on their computers are scary enough.

  2. Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinare) says:

    The peanuts are on the tray you didn’t secure before landing, so go back in and put that tray up before we have real problems.

    • Default User says:

      Well, that explains why the plane went down! Everyone knows airplane tray tables are an integral part of airplane mechanics. He probably left the tray down when the plane was taking off.

  3. d00d says:

    One of the best captions on this page :D

  4. Tuckerlol says:

    Okay – I chuckled. I enjoyed this one.

  5. lowly grunt says:

    Wow! I actually lol’d!

    Where the hell am I?

  6. johnJOhnson says:

    But who was phone?

  7. Seliah Lew says:

    do they evan pass out snacks on flights any longer??

  8. n00bs says:

    Here, take some cheese.

  9. the-pigeon-hunter says:

    i bet it would turn out when he DID get his peanuts that he is infact allergic.

  10. Carolinians United Against EWAdams says:

    What about *ahem* government peanut butter?

  11. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    Did you say take some please or cheese?

  12. Did you say to get some please?

  13. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    Did you say where’s my keys?

  14. Did you say there’s a hair in my peas?

  15. Mina says:

    Did you ask where are the bees?

  16. Carolinians United Against EWAdams says:

    And how are their knees?

  17. brak the Zappaist says:

    Can’t tell, they’re hard to sees. Better give ‘em a squeeze.

  18. Carolinians United Against EWAdams says:

    Then they would think you were a sleeze.

  19. Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinare) says:

    or sting you to please.

  20. Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme says:

    Ewwww, that’s all crunchy though!

  21. viking gal says:

    or string you by your knees.

  22. Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme says:

    All this talk about bees…. Sheesh.

  23. pittypat says:

    I know: bees make me sneeze.

  24. Justacarolinian says:

    But do they have bad economies?

  25. pittypat says:

    Only during a hiring freeze in Belize.

  26. Maxwell The Beatlist Pope Supreme says:

    Yeah but the Belize Police sneeze at bees, which turns out to be nothing but a tease.

  27. bitter troll the Landoist says:

    hooman please!

  28. Justacarolinian says:

    *wheeze*

  29. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    We did all the with ease!!!

  30. Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife says:

    Huh, you never know what’s gonna fall out when you shake the trees…

  31. Justacarolinian says:

    But be sure to protect your dog from fleas!

  32. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    While singing a song of melodies!!!

  33. pittypat says:

    To the tune of My Dog Has Fleas.

  34. Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife says:

    Well, they call me the breeze.

  35. brak the Zappaist says:

    The wind is in my face when I skis.

  36. Charlie Foxtrot (Floyd Extrodinare) says:

    and it has salmonella…

  37. Justacarolinian says:

    That’s what you make the patties with.

  38. I Like Peanut Butter says:

    He’s a boy, in a song, mad at his dad.

  39. lowly grunt says:

    *snicker*
    You said “bang”!

  40. Ivan The Shortrightist Who Would Like 10 Minutes Alone with EWAsshat & A Dull Butcher's Knife says:

    I get my kicks above the waist line, sunshine.

  41. shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated says:

    that’s not what you said last night…


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