Comments on: I HOPE

By: Bobnine

Bobnine — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:21:37 +0000

He hopes they are dudes too.

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:28:38 +0000

So in this recipe, the cake mix goes on dry? Or do you mix it into batter?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:53:28 +0000

Aw, dammit….was there video?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:46:48 +0000

What’s the vector, Victor?

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:41:06 +0000

Welcome to Oralday! FTW!! *scoops up shorty for an afternoon of linguistics*

By: Russian

Russian — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:17:51 +0000

But it’s good for your health, isn’t it?

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:44:57 +0000

*blushes* Oh mai.. How did this feather get here?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:42:04 +0000

Yeah well, he probably just likes blonds with boobies.

By: ImWoodChuck

ImWoodChuck — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:52:17 +0000

,,,,,,,

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:34:24 +0000

I agree. I’d much rather have sex with me now than when I first started figuring stuff out.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:33:23 +0000

Om nom nom. I’ll need to remember that one for the camping trip this weekend! It will definitely be cold enough for some good fires.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:50:43 +0000

Oh Todd try not to be so rough on yourself now, I'm sure you have some form of intelligence.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:35:31 +0000

No, just the goat I brought earlier was feeling left out.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:25:51 +0000

You can also take the plane to England, and in euphemism-ese, “plane” means “tongue.”

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:23:24 +0000

VG i’ve heard it as… “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean”. to which the proper response is “but it takes for-fvcking-ever to get to england in a rowboat”

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:21:35 +0000

that’s pretty similar to dutch oven dump cake… but that’s gotta be cooked over a campfire or with charcoal for it to come out just right.

1 box yellow cake (and the stuff they tell you to use)
1 big can of pie filling

mix up the cake batter, stir in the pie filling. put in the dutch oven and cook (coals on top and bottom) about 45 minutes or until the center doesn’t jiggle anymore. it’s not really COBBLER, but it is yummy.

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:17:55 +0000

-grabs up charro and lures her back to his bitter bridge- mmmmm charro…nummy..nomnomnom

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:09:48 +0000

Dey ain’t gettin’ mah margar…uh…marjor…booze. *passes out again*

By: charro

charro — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:09:36 +0000

That’s what SHE said.

By: charro

charro — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:03:55 +0000

Keith brought the sheep!

By: Isildo

Isildo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:31:33 +0000

Instant peach cobbler recipe:

1 box white cake mix
2 cans pie filling, your choice
A little butter

Heat oven to bakey-temp, about 350. Put pie filling, then cake mix in a casserole dish (13×9 works best). Butter on top helps it brown nicely. Bake until it’s golden-brownish and yummy looking. Don’t forget to send someone to the store for ice cream.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:22:58 +0000

He speaks highly of you…

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:21:34 +0000

Baaaaaaa!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:00:53 +0000

Don’t be surprised if you wake up sticky and naked. You may have missed something fun….

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:59:33 +0000

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:58:36 +0000

As Jeff Dunham’s puppet would say, “I’d rather have 72 slutty broads that know what they’re doing!”

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:57:26 +0000

I hope you’re not bashing peach cobbler, cuz bitter troll doesn’t want to go down that road. Bitter troll not like what he find.

If you’re bashing the 45 year old virgins who can’t make their own peach cobbler(my girlfriend can’t cook), then I fully endorse this post.

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:01:06 +0000

This is stupid….

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:18:23 +0000

Democracy is painful. And has much shrapnel.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:17:37 +0000

Whoooooaaaa, now hold on a second. If Bush gets wings in my name, my dirty librul card gets shredded and I get a permaban from all of our commie socialist meetings.
Just give them to Putin.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:15:08 +0000

Nothin’ wrong with that.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:14:42 +0000

*grabs pitcher*
*guzzles margaritas*
*passes out*

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:10:03 +0000

Roger that “over,” Roger. Over.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:07:33 +0000

Wow, I’m so glad I’m not addicted to that nonsense. *goes and plays 8 hours of Halo*

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:04:01 +0000

What did you say Roger? Over.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:03:16 +0000

Kinky is using a chicken feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:01:31 +0000

Also, it might happen like this:
“Where are my virgins??”
“Here are your raisins.”
-
I would pay money to see 72 Virginians beat the sh!t out of Army Dinner Jacket. Good money.

By: Russian

Russian — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:23:00 +0000

“The new dictator that threatens the civilized world and who we must hate” is identified. Quickly, load the bombers with some democracy!

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:14:11 +0000

No no no, t7 is so three patches ago. It’s all about the t9 gear now.

By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:10:43 +0000

Oh! I’ll take some! *sticks a hand out from her shrubbery and grabs a hit. Reaches out with her other hand holding a pitcher* Anyone want some margaritas?

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:41:17 +0000

I’m always horny apparently.

By: Malfeasance

Malfeasance — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:32:17 +0000

He doesn’t get virgins; he gets to be someone else’s virgin.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:30:24 +0000

Well you certainly grabbed MY attention..

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:29:07 +0000

Hell, I’ll even buy them a platter of Buffalo Wings in your name..

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:20:10 +0000

I’m incredibly horny.

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:18:36 +0000

Hot.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:15:21 +0000

Wave to Putin & Bush for me!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:50:10 +0000

the herd is going to HOOTERS!!! WHOOOOO BOOBIES AND WINGS WHOOOOOOOO

By: YoyoMomo

YoyoMomo — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:45:57 +0000

Yeah! Let’s all bash foreign leaders we don’t know and who don’t effect our lives– but they say he’s evil on TV so, Hoorah! Wait, where is the herd going now, I must catch up!

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:15:25 +0000

so soft and smooshy….grass….soft tastey grass..