Comments on: OVERACHIEVEMENT

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:16:32 +0000

*texts back*
ZOMG I MISSED MARZ CRASHED INTO VENUS!
*loses job*

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:13:46 +0000

*shakes fist in the air*
Curses! Stupid link is too long. Oh well.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:12:46 +0000

*dances nekked on bitter’s martian lawn*

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:04:35 +0000

*loves men in uniform*
Pic of John McCain (much younger mind you). Not bad.
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By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:58:48 +0000

BTW Eds I totally agree about the lawn!

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:16:23 +0000

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the prize in your cereal box!
I am Darkwing Duck!

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:10:06 +0000

I like i where it is.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:23:09 +0000

Hey, maybe SB will bring some goodies back from Amsterdam so we can make*better* brownies to entice shorty and eddie over?
You cannot resist the power of the dark side.

By: eddiepscetti the Floydist

eddiepscetti the Floydist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:31:04 +0000

Yes, my mum did warn me about the evil boobies, but I married her anyway. She had a party when we got divorced!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:24:24 +0000

did your mother warn you about the evil boobies too? there’s plenty of jiggles over here, (and we don’t believe in abstinence only either)

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:17:38 +0000

i’m so disappointed, i thought that was darkwing duck’s intro

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 04:09:34 +0000

why can’t you twerps use song references that are more current so i don’t get the earworm too?

and on another note since i’m here, what the holey heck is going on with the blasted reply buttom opening up the box at the bottom of the d@mn page?
who fixed what wasn’t broke, and why didn’t they use duct tape?

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Likes Her Nekid

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Likes Her Nekid — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:31:06 +0000

I’ll have Eddie’s share!

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Likes Her Nekid

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Likes Her Nekid — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:30:26 +0000

Only when the stake goes into their heart.

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:56:00 +0000

Vampires froth? wtf?

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:52:46 +0000

I’m impressed!

By: STFU

STFU — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:47:09 +0000

“It’s not rocket science!”

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:35:32 +0000

Ok, I amend my statement to ALMOST ALWAYS.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:33:48 +0000

No, we’re not talking anything. We’re FROTHING.

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:30:45 +0000

NO! Nevah! My momma told me ’bout dem brownies and sh*t you folks use to lure the honest and forthright with.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:25:22 +0000

Come, come over to the dark…I mean left side. You know you want to. We have brownies…we have cookies…you know you want them….

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:20:35 +0000

Oh, that’s never going to happen!!!

By: Eddie the Floydist

Eddie the Floydist — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:18:50 +0000

It would appear you and I are further left than we thought. I’m still here as well, so what does that make us?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:18:45 +0000

Wait a minute. I like shorty. How ’bout we change it to ‘neocons’?

*applies whiteout to computer screen*

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:05:18 +0000

*glares at ivan while simultaneously pouting*
i’m not exactly on the left of the aisle round here…

By: froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate!

froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate! — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:03:19 +0000

And almost no one has the talent to turn having kids into a laugh after being “blue”. I can think of Tim Allen and Bill Cosby right off hand who were able to do that, but it usually goes the way of Sandler and Murphy.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:16:23 +0000

Uuuhhmmm…about that tshirt…due to the shoddy Soviet workmanship it kinda fell apart in the wash. Here’s one of an equally shoddy quality from China but it’s new. Horosho? Drooziya?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:38:22 +0000

Thanks for the ear worm…I think?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:00:21 +0000

Soviet Russia says it’s not you, it’s them, and they want to stay friends.

But please give them back their black t-shirt, da?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:47:45 +0000

*sits in corner and cries bitter tears*
Why does nobody like me? Not even countries!!

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:59:44 +0000

Sandler had kids, and that ALWAYS ruins a good, edgy comic. They don’t want their kids to see them do “blue”. Look at Eddie Murphy.

By: VictoryNotVengeance

VictoryNotVengeance — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:55:34 +0000

Are we talking Nosferatu? Or Toreador? Or Ventrue? Some sparkle.

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:54:43 +0000

*giggling maniacally*

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:54:15 +0000

VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!! *frothfroth*

By: wino the winoist

wino the winoist — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:26:27 +0000

That is what I meant. Funny, but not nearly as funny as Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison. More cute than funny. That seems to be what most of his more recent stuff worthy of watching has been a little funny, but mainly cute.

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:09:02 +0000

I think I may have to take your trekkie card away. We don’t get warp drive and Vulcans till 2063.

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:05:52 +0000

Thanks. You’ve just broken my Johny Depp/Brad Pitt holodeck fantasy! *mutters* Shoulda made them wear rubbers. Stupid holograms.

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:00:25 +0000

I suspect they would be happy with a picture of you out of uniform

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:59:22 +0000

His c*ck or his wanked upon uniform?

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:54:47 +0000

No! Don’t do it! It’s a sea kitten! See how cute and cuddly it’s slimy scales and fins are?

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:31:56 +0000

We got the MST3K songs about pants! Pants…pants…sing the praises of pants!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:26:13 +0000

Big Daddy was funny, just not nearly as funny as Happy Gilmore/Billy Madison. NUDIE MAGAZINE DAY!!!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:25:30 +0000

Ding Dong, yo, Ding Dong!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:25:18 +0000

Oh, good gracious me, did ah start thaht? *saunters off, twirling parasol*

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:24:48 +0000

Pfft. I’ll have this place blown up and be home in time for corn flakes.

By: firefly

firefly — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:23:40 +0000

and beer! exotic brewskis made with exotic water!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:23:16 +0000

*mumbles* doesn’t sound all that terrible to me *snerk*

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:17:46 +0000

*beats the everloving crap out of Max*
NOBODY steals my steak, muthafukka!!!

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:16:56 +0000

Who am I?
I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the eggman.
I am your shield. I am your sword.
I am the walrus. Goo goo g’joob.
I am a rock. I am an island.
I am Legend.
I am an American badass.
I’m Batman.

By: Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK

Maxwell Supreme Socialist Presidictator of PK — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:01:58 +0000

Wait wait wait!
*holds Eddie and Charro back*
As Presidictator I need to make sure a Beartwig isn’t an endangered species!!
*looks at the facts*
Let’s see, he’s the only one of his kind… Shows signs of mental dysfunction…
Hmmmm *thumbs around*
Oh here it is… he’s not a cute, fuzzy animal. KICK AWAY!