Comments on: JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

By: kj

kj — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:48:27 +0000

thats not funny

By: Tiz-Z

Tiz-Z — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 08:34:52 +0000

The people in the pic are not jahovaswitnnesis

By: febel

febel — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:14:44 +0000

It really didn’t even need the subcaption. Just “‘Jehovah’s Witness’” would’ve been better

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:55:05 +0000

I’m a wittness and me likes.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:40:28 +0000

Final Fantasy 7 FTW!

By: monkeyboy

monkeyboy — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:00:02 +0000

im Jehovah’s witness me no like

By: Ellis

Ellis — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:20:09 +0000

Aw man, this reminds me of my buddy Keith. One time, we made a bumper-car ride thing with 2 riding mowers. Major larcerations over 90% of his body. I didn’t even hit him! Somehow, he fell under HIS OWN MOWER!

By: GoGo

GoGo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:39:59 +0000

I salut you sir!

By: imfromthepast

imfromthepast — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:01:12 +0000

Now that’s what I cal “Special Pioneers!”
LOL!

By: mwah

mwah — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:02:24 +0000

ty =) and if you think about it, less of us died then then those people that actually went to war. And door knockin is pretty scary sometimes but also extremely fun.

By: mwah

mwah — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:45:15 +0000

hey im a Jehovah’s Witness and it doesnt bother me.. im used to it and tbh i find it rather funny. I got a good laugh outa this 1

By: asd

asd — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:22:19 +0000

J.E.N.O.V.A. s WITNESS!!!!!

By: Not EddiePscetti

Not EddiePscetti — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:32:46 +0000

Why, is your doorbell electrified or something?

By: Just Sayin'

Just Sayin' — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:29:37 +0000

There are hundreds of thousands of Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide who have endured prison, torture, and death because it is against their principles to be part of any military. Over 1,600 Jehovah’s Witnesses died in Nazi concentration camps—the Nazis even made a special arm patch as they did for the Jews to identify them as enemies of the state. And, besides, anyone brave enough to ring my doorbell deserves some respect!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:37:54 +0000

No need to Harpo on it. Mothers always know best…and it’s Absolutely Free.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:58:12 +0000

Even though he’s a big groucho, Frank Zeppo thinks he can get all the chicos.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:39:49 +0000

Yes…yes…it’s true! Do almost no advertising until the last book and first movie come out. Then flood the market with adds and merchandise I told them! And look! It worked! Brilliant! Mwahahaha!

We got magnets, posters, wall scrolls, messenger bags, key chains galore, stickers, chocolate, message hearts and more! And the best part is we can release it all for each movie. We slapped some turquise on the jewelry with Jacobs picture and are calling it native american!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:00:19 +0000

Damn your eyes!!

By: brak the Zappaist

brak the Zappaist — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:04:41 +0000

*Dr. waddles in stage left with an odd bent over kind of gait…big black mustache, glasses, big black cigar* Hello! Hello! The doctor is in! Let me give you something for that cough. Here’s a quarter. I know it’s not much but it’s not much of a cough! Well, good bye-I’m off to the Opera tonight.
*sings his way out*…Hello, I must be going……….

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:54:00 +0000

I didn’t really like the movie as much as the book. Bits of it just seemed far to cheesy. I went with a friend to see it last year and we spent most of the movie giggling like school girls. At all the wrong parts. If we hadn’t gone while most school girls were still in school there’s a good chance they would have lynched us at the end of the move.
Also, I didn’t like the way he glittered. I think he glitters better in my imagination.

By: Rando the Socialist Secretary of State

Rando the Socialist Secretary of State — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:52:17 +0000

I think the 666 should apply to a large number of rather disgusting and offensive LOLs I just saw on the voting page. OMG they weren’t only not funny, they were repulsive.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:47:29 +0000

666 is exactly twice 333, which is 3 3′s in a row! I smell a conspiracy!

But wait! In just 33 more votes(as of this posting) the number of votes will be 777! God and Satan are working together for the Jehovah’s Witnesses! ZOMG!!!1!1!!!212!!!

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:40:19 +0000

Erk, sorry, I knew he was robert….I did…theres just a big author named james patterson and I tend to get the names mixed up.

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:20:08 +0000

no, the weirdo pseudo rape doesn’t happen til book 4. this one just has lots of native american good looking guys* running around shirtless… a lot. i’m ok with that.

* – this does not include the 16 year old white boy who is playing jacob. he’s not cute anyway…

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:10:45 +0000

Right now, there are 666 votes on this lol.

Coincidence? You decide.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:07:07 +0000

I think that’s who the target audience is. My daughter – who is now 17 – read the first one at 15 (I think?) and was not impressed. At all.

I read the first one, too and she lost me at the sparkles. WTF? Bram Stoker is spinning in his grave. Dracula was a creepy ass book especially read in a strange, dark apartment all alone. Try it!

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:03:40 +0000

Sorry, Shorty, but I saw this on somebody’s blog and laughed my a$$ off:

To everyone anxiously awaiting the new Twilight movie…
Enjoy your weirdo Mormon rape fantasy!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:58:52 +0000

No, what it means is I actually tuned in to watch.

HOW did the Broncos lose to the Redskins/ HOW??!??!?!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:52:33 +0000

You developed the marketing strategy for the books?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:43:29 +0000

You fed the books?

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:56:26 +0000

You edit the books?

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:39:03 +0000

Whoa, whoa…let’s dial down the panic.

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:03 +0000

so the browns must have a lot of athiest or REALLY BAD catholic fans? can we use that as an excuse rather than the fact that we’ve got a non-existant offensive line and all of our QBs suck ass?

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:58:08 +0000

hmm, i don’t see a DIRECT connection but it was certainly implied…

By: Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated

Ivan The Shortrightist Who Thinks Shorty In Clothes Is Overrated — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:44:52 +0000

Wait, wait, wait. Did you just suggest that a LOL pic on Pundit Kitchen was the genesis of the Nazi hate campaign against the Jews?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:08:53 +0000

“I know people believe strongly in the right to kick down doors.”

Off topic trivia: When the BBC arrived in Sweden (Ystad, i think) to film their version of the Wallander-books (by Henning Mankell), they rather quickly had to make some changes in the script, because kicking down doors is something that as a rule isn’t done in Sweden. The reason is most doors open outwards, due to fire safety regulations.

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:36:30 +0000

Remember: If your sports team doesn’t win it means YOU didn’t pray hard enough.

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:34:03 +0000

I have a confession to make…..I actually *mumble mumble*-ed the books.

Please don’t kill me.

/cowers in her shrubbery

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:32:20 +0000

Ugh. James Pattison looks like the epitome of the angsty teenager! And they thinks it’s hot?

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:28:38 +0000

Eddies a watchtower?

By: Default User

Default User — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:19:32 +0000

He’s always in the shower when they come by and gets mad if I disturb him.

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:02:49 +0000

My sister is one of them, and I know for a fact that it’s “Wit-LESSes”!

By: UnhappyVegemite

UnhappyVegemite — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:10:31 +0000

Funny thing that Keithy, about 8 or 9 years ago a Melbourne man received a 2 month suspended sentence for inviting a couple of mormons into his home and offering them milk and cookies. Problem was the plate of cookies were hash cookies

The man was lauded as a hero by non-mormons because for a number of years afterwards mormons and JW’s voluntarily banned themselves from door knocking.

For tips on how to deal with door knckers read this
htt p://stubbyholder.blogspot.com/2007/03/how-to-scare-away-mormons-and-other.html

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:32:10 +0000

I’m 20 and not thrilled, not planning to read the sequels. My aunt has two of the books by her bed, an at least one woman at my mother’s office has the “New Moon” release marked on her calendar. Super creepy indeed.

By: Isildo

Isildo — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:29:02 +0000

That was the only truly unforgivable one I saw, of course I was trying really really hard not to look for reasons to hate the book. That one jumped out and slapped me so hard I was shocked I hadn’t already seen it floating around the interwebs.

By: Why not?

Why not? — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:01:17 +0000

That’s why I included the “or something.” Didn’t care to do the research.

By: eddiepscetti who has the sexiest lawn evah!

eddiepscetti who has the sexiest lawn evah! — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:59:26 +0000

And Hot Pockets..

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:54:49 +0000

I know women, twice your daughters’ ages, who are obsessed and swoony over this crap, over Edward. Eeeewwww. It’s super creepy.

By: HelOnWheels

HelOnWheels — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:51:47 +0000

I heard there is unforgiveable word abuse in the books, as per your VCR example.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:47:30 +0000

bitter BITTER