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You know, some people enjoy their work FAR too much…

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  1. Stephen says:

    That police officer is thinking: This G-8 Summit is great; I’ve wanted to do this for so long.

  2. lowly grunt says:

    You mean the guy with the camera?

  3. mab says:

    Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles.

  4. Lefty says:

    Nerd in the top-right: They can’t hit me in the jaw. I’m wearin’ mah helmet!

  5. The Steve says:

    “Owwwwww!”

    “Hey Fred, I just clobbered this guy in the jaw!”

  6. MRob says:

    Wow, I’ve seen this picture a few times, but never noticed how many cameras are pointing at the police officer. I wonder if the expression on his face is in fact permanent. What a tard!
    Also makes you wonder, was it really a protest or just a horrible misunderstanding between the police and hundreds of freelance photgraphers trying to earn their living?
    p.s. Not Funny Caption though still.

  7. Default User says:

    Almost looks like he’s about to sneeze. I think he has a strong allergy to being photographed.

  8. YouWillNeverFindTheBodies says:

    Ah the ASP Batton, is their anything it can’t beat up?

  9. Tom says:

    It’d probably struggle with a Challenger Mk2 tank as well…

    Not speaking from personal experience then? I was “shown” one once during my early rebellious years, that shut me right up…

    • I know people who carry ‘em, but don’t own one myself and make it a policy to not annoy the nice police officers when they give me tickets….so I’ve never had the experience. (Yeah, I know it’s rarely middle aged white chicks who end up face down on the asphalt being pepper-sprayed and cuffed, but I figure keeping my hands visible and not being a smartass is generally advisable!)

      • viking gal says:

        True that. But there are a percentage of SUVdriving suburban moms who think they own the world who sometimes ask for a world of hurt! One rammed a cop on foot last year with her car…and earned what she got.

  10. TheOne says:

    ” Oy me Boyo! You rightly deserved that conkin’ of the noggin, you Wanker!” ” God ‘elp me, I do so love me job!”

  11. Nerd Girl says:

    Ah, reminds me of the Denver DNC a while back. I kept my camera on me at all times that week and as I went strolling through Civic Center got caught in a “demonstration.” I was promptly shoved to the ground for no other reason than standing with a personal camera by one of Denver’s finest. I stood back up, got some more personal photos, shipped them off to CNN iReport then sprinted like a mofo when I heard the cries of tear gas. Mama don’t raise no stupid children and I’ve got hippie blood.

  12. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    “Don’t taze me bro….”

    “Ok.”
    *night stick out*

  13. gmc360 says:

    If only it was a crowd of teabaggers…talk about a dream job.

    • Default User says:

      Hey, what you do with your night stick with a crowd of teabaggers in the privacy of your own home is your own business ;)

    • I imagine the average tea bagger could whip you with one hand behind their back. And that includes the little girl with the pacifier in her mouth.

      • slaggingham says:

        Any time. Just rememberm unlike you many of us actually understand economics and basic math.

        • gmc360 says:

          Stay on topic much? Also, don’t make assumptions about people, you know what they say about how it makes an….I hope you know the rest

          Also, as an engineer I understand advanced math, so bite me.

          • So you are the engineer from NASA that messed up so bad. That explains a lot.

            • gmc360 says:

              You don’t know much about engineering or science I take it. NASA almost always gets it right. They’re not cheap, but that is another matter. No matter though, I do environmental engineering, not rocket surgery. Thanks for your concern.

  14. Kn0wledge1ne says:

    Ala N.W.A

    “Fvck da police!!!!!”

  15. InsertCleverName says:

    Ouch!, justacarolinan! You’re mean! XD

  16. InsertCleverName says:

    This is the first time I’ve posted on here… what a bad default avvie! I wish I had something cooler. :(

  17. tobefair says:

    To be fair if pwning the journalists was my job I’d enjoy it that much too. Those guys are b*stards.

  18. Melvazord says:

    Thats right, watch a man get a brutal beating and your first instinct is to take a picture, youre such a credit to the species guys.

    • viking gal says:

      Photo = evidence, dude. Otherwise the assaulter can claim he was no where near the incident at the time.

    • PortlandMark says:

      I’m sure your first instinct would be to go toe to toe with the police while they are performing their lawful duty? Just how stupid are you?

      I’ve got a story about cops, clubs, a dumb, tv cameras, and a dumb, long haired kid, but this isn’t the time :)

  19. jim says:

    Officer Friendly has run out of friendly

    • InsertCleverName says:

      Friendly was a queit man, kept to himself mostly, but one ay, he just snapped.

      • jim says:

        So many days they had made fun of him, had mocked him! But today they would pay. Judgment day. The dog was right, they must ALL pay. *puts his boots on, walks on down the hall*

  20. InsertCleverName says:

    Ahh… there we go. I like that one much better. :D

  21. Michael Jackson says:

    BASH HIS ‘EAD IN!!!!!

  22. mark s says:

    Ouch! The gloves that that cop is wearing have either lead shot or thick strips of lead across the knuckles.

  23. Pikaseel says:

    I’d enjoy hitting people in the face too

  24. keithybabes says:

    A giant ass paddle would probably work better than a baton on that one.

  25. Default User says:

    The nice thing about small businesses is the ability to put up a ‘We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone’ sign and avoid kick people like that out. Major corporations won’t do that though because it’s ‘bad for business’

  26. bad fairie says:

    she must not get that you don’t mess with your food handler if they make your food out of sight, even at starbucks.

  27. viking gal says:

    Nah, a mega-sized baton to the head. (and anyone like her, male or female) And if she survives, she’ll be so changed that we won’t care.

    OK, I’m a little cranky tonight…

  28. viking gal says:

    And because they don’t care about the sh!t that their employees have to endure.

  29. viking gal says:

    Actually, a lot of US cops have college degrees, BA or BS in Criminal Justice. And if they don’t, they tend to go for it, as earning the degree improves their salary.

  30. scottishsarah says:

    The four british coppers I know all have degrees.

  31. keithybabes says:

    Mind you, you get mugged every time you go to Starbucks.

  32. Default User says:

    /hands VG a plate of fresh cookies, a glass of milk and some vicodin.

    I’m sure one of these will make you feel better.

  33. TheOne says:

    They probably pee in her latte after the first time or two…..
    ( eyes cup suspiciously)

  34. Default User says:

    Well yes, but you agree to get mugged, and at least you get some sugar and caffeine out of it.

  35. viking gal says:

    True, but that isn’t the barista’s fault! And you could go to McDonald’s, Dunkin Donuts or the 7-eleven for your cup of joe!

  36. Default User says:

    Oy, I hear you on that one.

  37. viking gal says:

    Four summers as 7-eleven staff. *shivers*

  38. viking gal says:

    Cookies!! That should perk up my appetite!
    And I’m sure the vicodin will help me sleep through the asthma med jitters! You are officially on my Christmas card list!

  39. Default User says:

    Almost six years at borders in a downtown location. We get the stuck up a$$fscks who think they own the world and the tweaked out hobos who like to jackoff in the corner. Oh the stories I could tell…

  40. keithybabes says:

    Well, there is a police training acedemy here, where they learn about ‘The Force’ and how to spot a potential criminal (something to do with colour of skin apparently) and how to join the Masons. Bless ‘em. Let’s hope having a degree teaches them to ask quetions before shooting..

  41. viking gal says:

    Yup, that would do it. I’ve been to the downtown Boston Borders in the evening… You have my sympathy/empathy.

  42. viking gal says:

    I gather the US academy standards require a large unit on ‘shoot/don’t shoot’.
    I’ve also talked to a couple cops who reported how dealing with the portion of the public who require policing sours them to the world. They get all paranoid that some jerk will kill their families…because they’ve seen the results. Rather like ER staff in a hospital–you see folks at their worst and at their best.

  43. keithybabes says:

    Questions, questions. Quetions sounds a bit French Canadian…

  44. viking gal says:

    Ooops. Can I blame it on the fever?

  45. keithybabes says:

    Yes, of course, you get what you pay for. Starbucks must take the credit for introducing the coffee bean to America.

  46. keithybabes says:

    Never complain about your coffee, unless you can SEE them making it!!

  47. dissimilitude says:

    Yup. On both of those. They can get in quite a lot of trouble for shooting at the wrong times (aside from getting fired, they can be sued personally); and yes, they do tend to be pretty jaded and paranoid after a few years due to the people they come in contact with.

    Overall, (I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again) cops are a segment of humanity like any other — you get some jerks, some dumbasses, some genuinely bright, some incredibly nice and self-sacrificing…they’re people. People doing a necessary, often sucky, and generally underpaid job.

  48. keithybabes says:

    Eh? It was my mistake. I blame it on the boogie.

  49. I thought Juan Valdez did that long before Starbucs.

  50. telefil says:

    But Starbucks was only incorporated in 1971. I’m pretty sure America had coffee before that.

  51. Would any body want to meet a sweet old fashioned girl?

  52. froofrou: Now 5 times more accurate! says:

    Never screw with your food preparer, your doctor, or your religious leader, as they all have control over your life in ways you’ll never know about until it’s too late.

  53. mothergoose says:

    “What’s that you say? Your double-skim-no foam- double mocha latte isn’t warm enough AGAIN? Here… let me fix you another.”
    *wrings out dirty counter-cleaning washcloth into new cup while customer isn’t looking*

  54. cazz says:

    or your hairdresser

  55. Harry V. says:

    What for? Drinking coffee, slacking off and writing tickets?

  56. keithybabes says:

    From my experience of American coffee, they probably had one bean, but there wasn’t much left of it by the time I visited,


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