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You know, some people enjoy their work FAR too much…
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That police officer is thinking: This G-8 Summit is great; I’ve wanted to do this for so long.
You mean the guy with the camera?
He does have that sadistic grin on his face.
Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles.
Heheheh, yarbles, yeah, big bulgy yarbles!
Nerd in the top-right: They can’t hit me in the jaw. I’m wearin’ mah helmet!
LMAO! That’s is -totally- what he is thinking.
You know, if you don’t have riot gear, the helmet for your scooter will just have to suffice…
“Owwwwww!”
“Hey Fred, I just clobbered this guy in the jaw!”
Wow, I’ve seen this picture a few times, but never noticed how many cameras are pointing at the police officer. I wonder if the expression on his face is in fact permanent. What a tard!
Also makes you wonder, was it really a protest or just a horrible misunderstanding between the police and hundreds of freelance photgraphers trying to earn their living?
p.s. Not Funny Caption though still.
It’s a troll stick. Those are trolls.
*covers bitter trolls’ eyes*
Don’t look, you shouldn’t have to see this….
trollybaby, every time I see your name I think of that song “Santa Baby”.
“Trollybaby, hurry to my forum tonight…”
Now I have to look up the lyrics to filk that.
Almost looks like he’s about to sneeze. I think he has a strong allergy to being photographed.
Lol… he does, doesn’t he? So, the protester guy first gets hit with the stick and then sneezed on? Bad day, dude.
Ah the ASP Batton, is their anything it can’t beat up?
Baton, yes, ASP brand, I’m not so sure.
*is geeky about details*
I like how you flagged up the brand name of the baton, but didn’t mention anything about there not being anything it can’t beat up
Well, I’m not sure it’s been field tested on charging, hormonal, enraged elephants.
They’re quite effective, though, from what I understand!
Forget about the Elephants what about the Rabid Hamsters.
Well, if you can connect with them, they go flying….but they’re zippy little bastards.
Oh, and for the Rabid Hamsters I recommend a nine-iron.
What about a Mashie Niblick
You’re better with a plain Mashie; it’s easier to control the club head, even if they don’t go as far.
yeah, it doesn’t do mannequins, car doors, or concrete so well. sure gets the job done with people though. especially the ones made of meat.
It’d probably struggle with a Challenger Mk2 tank as well…
Not speaking from personal experience then? I was “shown” one once during my early rebellious years, that shut me right up…
I know people who carry ‘em, but don’t own one myself and make it a policy to not annoy the nice police officers when they give me tickets….so I’ve never had the experience. (Yeah, I know it’s rarely middle aged white chicks who end up face down on the asphalt being pepper-sprayed and cuffed, but I figure keeping my hands visible and not being a smartass is generally advisable!)
True that. But there are a percentage of SUVdriving suburban moms who think they own the world who sometimes ask for a world of hurt! One rammed a cop on foot last year with her car…and earned what she got.
” Oy me Boyo! You rightly deserved that conkin’ of the noggin, you Wanker!” ” God ‘elp me, I do so love me job!”
Ah, reminds me of the Denver DNC a while back. I kept my camera on me at all times that week and as I went strolling through Civic Center got caught in a “demonstration.” I was promptly shoved to the ground for no other reason than standing with a personal camera by one of Denver’s finest. I stood back up, got some more personal photos, shipped them off to CNN iReport then sprinted like a mofo when I heard the cries of tear gas. Mama don’t raise no stupid children and I’ve got hippie blood.
Remember: Most hippie children born after 1970 have evolved a genetic immunity to tear gas
I have hippie blood, too. It’s really hard to get those stains out once they’ve dried in.
“Don’t taze me bro….”
“Ok.”
*night stick out*
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*snerk* Hi five!
Did…did…Justa just give a high five to VNV? We can have peace in the middle east! If they can do it anyone can!
If only it was a crowd of teabaggers…talk about a dream job.
Hey, what you do with your night stick with a crowd of teabaggers in the privacy of your own home is your own business
I imagine the average tea bagger could whip you with one hand behind their back. And that includes the little girl with the pacifier in her mouth.
Any time. Just rememberm unlike you many of us actually understand economics and basic math.
Stay on topic much? Also, don’t make assumptions about people, you know what they say about how it makes an….I hope you know the rest
Also, as an engineer I understand advanced math, so bite me.
So you are the engineer from NASA that messed up so bad. That explains a lot.
You don’t know much about engineering or science I take it. NASA almost always gets it right. They’re not cheap, but that is another matter. No matter though, I do environmental engineering, not rocket surgery. Thanks for your concern.
Ala N.W.A
“Fvck da police!!!!!”
Or the classic PE
“911 is a joke”
“Fight the power!!”
A.C.A.B
Ouch!, justacarolinan! You’re mean! XD
This is the first time I’ve posted on here… what a bad default avvie! I wish I had something cooler.
Try changing your e-mail address..
Wha-Whats wrong with defaults?!
You is a bush.
Are you saying I need to shave?
And it’s a shrubbery! I’ve been living in it the past few days. I’ve really grown rather fond of the place, even added a guest room!
Until the Knights Who Say “Ni!” come for you!
They are no longer the Knights who say Ni! They are now the knights who say Ecki Ecki Ecki Ptang Zompoing Niwong!
But the real question at hand…. do they still want that shrubbery?
No, now they want three shrubberies and this is clearly one shrubbery so I should be safe.
*noms on default, ‘cuz she looks like broccoli*
Yeah, I’m afraid I got broccoli, too. Of course, I suppose the difference is really a matter of scale.
Nice choice of avatar, DU!
I suppose if we got you drunk, you would be DUI?
No osif-ofis-Officer! I’m sotally…er um…totally tober!*hic*Sober!
I’m fighting the urge to pour cheese on default and THEN nom. I <3 cheesy broccoli.
You’re all terrible people! It’s wrong to eat dead baby trees! Have you ever seen the majestic Broccoli Forest of Madagascar? No! Because they’ve all been cut down to feed peoples broccoli addiction! Poor dead baby trees…..
To be fair if pwning the journalists was my job I’d enjoy it that much too. Those guys are b*stards.
Thats right, watch a man get a brutal beating and your first instinct is to take a picture, youre such a credit to the species guys.
Photo = evidence, dude. Otherwise the assaulter can claim he was no where near the incident at the time.
I’m sure your first instinct would be to go toe to toe with the police while they are performing their lawful duty? Just how stupid are you?
I’ve got a story about cops, clubs, a dumb, tv cameras, and a dumb, long haired kid, but this isn’t the time
* “…cops, clubs, tv cameras, and a dumb, long haired…”
Self editing fail.
Officer Friendly has run out of friendly
Friendly was a queit man, kept to himself mostly, but one ay, he just snapped.
So many days they had made fun of him, had mocked him! But today they would pay. Judgment day. The dog was right, they must ALL pay. *puts his boots on, walks on down the hall*
Ahh… there we go. I like that one much better.
BASH HIS ‘EAD IN!!!!!
Ouch! The gloves that that cop is wearing have either lead shot or thick strips of lead across the knuckles.
I’d enjoy hitting people in the face too
A giant ass paddle would probably work better than a baton on that one.
The nice thing about small businesses is the ability to put up a ‘We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone’ sign and avoid kick people like that out. Major corporations won’t do that though because it’s ‘bad for business’
she must not get that you don’t mess with your food handler if they make your food out of sight, even at starbucks.
Nah, a mega-sized baton to the head. (and anyone like her, male or female) And if she survives, she’ll be so changed that we won’t care.
OK, I’m a little cranky tonight…
And because they don’t care about the sh!t that their employees have to endure.
Actually, a lot of US cops have college degrees, BA or BS in Criminal Justice. And if they don’t, they tend to go for it, as earning the degree improves their salary.
The four british coppers I know all have degrees.
Mind you, you get mugged every time you go to Starbucks.
/hands VG a plate of fresh cookies, a glass of milk and some vicodin.
I’m sure one of these will make you feel better.
They probably pee in her latte after the first time or two…..
( eyes cup suspiciously)
Well yes, but you agree to get mugged, and at least you get some sugar and caffeine out of it.
True, but that isn’t the barista’s fault! And you could go to McDonald’s, Dunkin Donuts or the 7-eleven for your cup of joe!
Oy, I hear you on that one.
Four summers as 7-eleven staff. *shivers*
Cookies!! That should perk up my appetite!
And I’m sure the vicodin will help me sleep through the asthma med jitters! You are officially on my Christmas card list!
Almost six years at borders in a downtown location. We get the stuck up a$$fscks who think they own the world and the tweaked out hobos who like to jackoff in the corner. Oh the stories I could tell…
Well, there is a police training acedemy here, where they learn about ‘The Force’ and how to spot a potential criminal (something to do with colour of skin apparently) and how to join the Masons. Bless ‘em. Let’s hope having a degree teaches them to ask quetions before shooting..
Yup, that would do it. I’ve been to the downtown Boston Borders in the evening… You have my sympathy/empathy.
I gather the US academy standards require a large unit on ‘shoot/don’t shoot’.
I’ve also talked to a couple cops who reported how dealing with the portion of the public who require policing sours them to the world. They get all paranoid that some jerk will kill their families…because they’ve seen the results. Rather like ER staff in a hospital–you see folks at their worst and at their best.
Questions, questions. Quetions sounds a bit French Canadian…
Ooops. Can I blame it on the fever?
Yes, of course, you get what you pay for. Starbucks must take the credit for introducing the coffee bean to America.
Never complain about your coffee, unless you can SEE them making it!!
Yup. On both of those. They can get in quite a lot of trouble for shooting at the wrong times (aside from getting fired, they can be sued personally); and yes, they do tend to be pretty jaded and paranoid after a few years due to the people they come in contact with.
Overall, (I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again) cops are a segment of humanity like any other — you get some jerks, some dumbasses, some genuinely bright, some incredibly nice and self-sacrificing…they’re people. People doing a necessary, often sucky, and generally underpaid job.
LOL, you said ‘unit’
Eh? It was my mistake. I blame it on the boogie.
I thought Juan Valdez did that long before Starbucs.
But Starbucks was only incorporated in 1971. I’m pretty sure America had coffee before that.
Would any body want to meet a sweet old fashioned girl?
Never screw with your food preparer, your doctor, or your religious leader, as they all have control over your life in ways you’ll never know about until it’s too late.
“What’s that you say? Your double-skim-no foam- double mocha latte isn’t warm enough AGAIN? Here… let me fix you another.”
*wrings out dirty counter-cleaning washcloth into new cup while customer isn’t looking*
or your hairdresser
What for? Drinking coffee, slacking off and writing tickets?
From my experience of American coffee, they probably had one bean, but there wasn’t much left of it by the time I visited,