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You know, some people enjoy their work FAR too much…

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  1. Stephen says:

    That police officer is thinking: This G-8 Summit is great; I’ve wanted to do this for so long.

  2. lowly grunt says:

    You mean the guy with the camera?

  3. mab says:

    Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles.

  4. Lefty says:

    Nerd in the top-right: They can’t hit me in the jaw. I’m wearin’ mah helmet!

  5. The Steve says:

    “Owwwwww!”

    “Hey Fred, I just clobbered this guy in the jaw!”

  6. MRob says:

    Wow, I’ve seen this picture a few times, but never noticed how many cameras are pointing at the police officer. I wonder if the expression on his face is in fact permanent. What a tard!
    Also makes you wonder, was it really a protest or just a horrible misunderstanding between the police and hundreds of freelance photgraphers trying to earn their living?
    p.s. Not Funny Caption though still.

  7. Default User says:

    Almost looks like he’s about to sneeze. I think he has a strong allergy to being photographed.

  8. YouWillNeverFindTheBodies says:

    Ah the ASP Batton, is their anything it can’t beat up?

  9. Tom says:

    It’d probably struggle with a Challenger Mk2 tank as well…

    Not speaking from personal experience then? I was “shown” one once during my early rebellious years, that shut me right up…

    • I know people who carry ‘em, but don’t own one myself and make it a policy to not annoy the nice police officers when they give me tickets….so I’ve never had the experience. (Yeah, I know it’s rarely middle aged white chicks who end up face down on the asphalt being pepper-sprayed and cuffed, but I figure keeping my hands visible and not being a smartass is generally advisable!)

  10. viking gal says:

    Actually, a lot of US cops have college degrees, BA or BS in Criminal Justice. And if they don’t, they tend to go for it, as earning the degree improves their salary.

    • keithybabes says:

      Well, there is a police training acedemy here, where they learn about ‘The Force’ and how to spot a potential criminal (something to do with colour of skin apparently) and how to join the Masons. Bless ‘em. Let’s hope having a degree teaches them to ask quetions before shooting..

      • viking gal says:

        I gather the US academy standards require a large unit on ‘shoot/don’t shoot’.
        I’ve also talked to a couple cops who reported how dealing with the portion of the public who require policing sours them to the world. They get all paranoid that some jerk will kill their families…because they’ve seen the results. Rather like ER staff in a hospital–you see folks at their worst and at their best.

        • dissimilitude says:

          Yup. On both of those. They can get in quite a lot of trouble for shooting at the wrong times (aside from getting fired, they can be sued personally); and yes, they do tend to be pretty jaded and paranoid after a few years due to the people they come in contact with.

          Overall, (I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again) cops are a segment of humanity like any other — you get some jerks, some dumbasses, some genuinely bright, some incredibly nice and self-sacrificing…they’re people. People doing a necessary, often sucky, and generally underpaid job.

      • keithybabes says:

        Questions, questions. Quetions sounds a bit French Canadian…

  11. TheOne says:

    ” Oy me Boyo! You rightly deserved that conkin’ of the noggin, you Wanker!” ” God ‘elp me, I do so love me job!”

  12. Nerd Girl says:

    Ah, reminds me of the Denver DNC a while back. I kept my camera on me at all times that week and as I went strolling through Civic Center got caught in a “demonstration.” I was promptly shoved to the ground for no other reason than standing with a personal camera by one of Denver’s finest. I stood back up, got some more personal photos, shipped them off to CNN iReport then sprinted like a mofo when I heard the cries of tear gas. Mama don’t raise no stupid children and I’ve got hippie blood.

  13. VictoryNotVengeance says:

    “Don’t taze me bro….”

    “Ok.”
    *night stick out*

  14. gmc360 says:

    If only it was a crowd of teabaggers…talk about a dream job.

    • Default User says:

      Hey, what you do with your night stick with a crowd of teabaggers in the privacy of your own home is your own business ;)

    • I imagine the average tea bagger could whip you with one hand behind their back. And that includes the little girl with the pacifier in her mouth.

      • slaggingham says:

        Any time. Just rememberm unlike you many of us actually understand economics and basic math.

        • gmc360 says:

          Stay on topic much? Also, don’t make assumptions about people, you know what they say about how it makes an….I hope you know the rest

          Also, as an engineer I understand advanced math, so bite me.

          • So you are the engineer from NASA that messed up so bad. That explains a lot.

            • gmc360 says:

              You don’t know much about engineering or science I take it. NASA almost always gets it right. They’re not cheap, but that is another matter. No matter though, I do environmental engineering, not rocket surgery. Thanks for your concern.

  15. Kn0wledge1ne says:

    Ala N.W.A

    “Fvck da police!!!!!”

  16. InsertCleverName says:

    Ouch!, justacarolinan! You’re mean! XD

  17. InsertCleverName says:

    This is the first time I’ve posted on here… what a bad default avvie! I wish I had something cooler. :(

  18. tobefair says:

    To be fair if pwning the journalists was my job I’d enjoy it that much too. Those guys are b*stards.

  19. Melvazord says:

    Thats right, watch a man get a brutal beating and your first instinct is to take a picture, youre such a credit to the species guys.

    • viking gal says:

      Photo = evidence, dude. Otherwise the assaulter can claim he was no where near the incident at the time.

    • PortlandMark says:

      I’m sure your first instinct would be to go toe to toe with the police while they are performing their lawful duty? Just how stupid are you?

      I’ve got a story about cops, clubs, a dumb, tv cameras, and a dumb, long haired kid, but this isn’t the time :)

  20. scottishsarah says:

    The four british coppers I know all have degrees.

  21. jim says:

    Officer Friendly has run out of friendly

    • InsertCleverName says:

      Friendly was a queit man, kept to himself mostly, but one ay, he just snapped.

      • jim says:

        So many days they had made fun of him, had mocked him! But today they would pay. Judgment day. The dog was right, they must ALL pay. *puts his boots on, walks on down the hall*

  22. InsertCleverName says:

    Ahh… there we go. I like that one much better. :D

  23. Michael Jackson says:

    BASH HIS ‘EAD IN!!!!!

  24. mark s says:

    Ouch! The gloves that that cop is wearing have either lead shot or thick strips of lead across the knuckles.

  25. Pikaseel says:

    I’d enjoy hitting people in the face too


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