Comments on: You’re wrong about us

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:36:13 +0000

Officers…I do NOT consent to a search.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:08:08 +0000

*flies in on my sailboat*
*texts eddie*
ZOMG GET YOUR BUTT ON BEFORE I FREAKIN-
*crashes*

By: Ruski

Ruski — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:46:42 +0000

Hauling Greenpeace douches in russia is a VERY common thing, because our celebrities aren’t that desperate for attention (and eat meat), they don’t join retarded things like PETA. From that they don’t have any power except a handful of environmental nutjobs.. who spend most of their time in the isolator.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:57:06 +0000

*straddles a missle in a camo bikini*
*Opens up a recruitment office for the army of wow*
Any takers?

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 05:20:14 +0000

OOh, I could use me a Portlad.. Say, PM, what are you doing later?

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:29:00 +0000

And I agree -it’s fantastic that someone(s) decided that this particular and rather specific phenomenon needs its own word.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:27:54 +0000

“portlad”? Sounds like a young, harbour working man of negotiable affection…

By: PortladMark

PortladMark — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:22:22 +0000

Amazing that someone coined a phrase for that!

By: wicket_arse

wicket_arse — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:18:32 +0000

it’s the best LoL comments you”ve ever heard, but in MP3 format. (you might have to copy and paste). 12 minutes long but well worth the laughs. I just uploaded it. Bill Hicks early 90′s stand up comedy. I wish more people would of heard this guy before he died.

opendrive.com/files/5785152_ZatK9/06%20_%20We%20Live%20In%20A%20World.mp3

By: defaultscreenname

defaultscreenname — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:51:57 +0000

Oh! Good question, I just googled it. Wikipedia says “A snowclone is a type of cliché and phrasal template originally defined as “a multi-use, customizable, instantly recognizable, time-worn, quoted or misquoted phrase or sentence that can be used in an entirely open array of different variants”.”

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:49:49 +0000

Okay, I give up: what’s a snowclone?

By: wicket_arse

wicket_arse — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:25:31 +0000

thats peating. i refuse to accept your discarded words.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:18:34 +0000

A rolling stone ~~collects trash~~ gathers no ~~mess~~ moss.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:08:20 +0000

Oh shell be OK. *waves*

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:46:44 +0000

No junk in my tru(n)ck!

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:42:20 +0000

As long as pitty puts out the great puns, I’ll Flipper one right back.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:39:51 +0000

Hey! Dune talk to pitty like that! I’ll have to whale you.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:36:19 +0000

And I try not to wine about it.

By: wicket

wicket — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:10:00 +0000

stop bloating, you come off like a beach.

By: wicket

wicket — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:06:50 +0000

It’s not just a truck!! It’s a series of TUBES!!!

By: wicket

wicket — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:50:29 +0000

too many puns, you should be a shamu’d of yourselves.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:41:50 +0000

He likes to fly with the wind and feel free as debris.

By: wicket

wicket — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:40:18 +0000

don’t dump on him, he just seems a little trashed.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:36:21 +0000

I like that you always seem to take it on the gin.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:34:07 +0000

Vodka heller you tawkinabout…I’m jush fine! Thash rubbish.
*hic* Oh…well, maybe a li’l.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:33:44 +0000

My but Truro so very Falmouthed this evening.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:26:32 +0000

Ahab some delicious tea brought from China. And a nice landscape for Narwhal.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:23:10 +0000

We’re getting a bit blue here.
I like it.
Nantucket??

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:59:03 +0000

And while we’re at it we can pull the pod.

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:54:26 +0000

Orca we could just sit here and humpback..

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:53:32 +0000

*pukes*

Curse you Fater..

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:50:26 +0000

No more hooch – you’re starting to slurry your words.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:48:38 +0000

Sure! Plankton in a chair and I’ll put on the tea pod.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:46:52 +0000

Don’t try to render an escape! Slop or I’ll soot!!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:45:05 +0000

Enough to beef fowl to bursting.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:43:40 +0000

That’s a ping of interest. Let’s talk about it…orca-n you not discuss it now?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:42:04 +0000

Squid pro quo.

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:40:37 +0000

Cow much do you think we can put away?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:34:32 +0000

*snoek*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:28:45 +0000

No wonder you’re a bit under par
For you’re sonar and yet so far

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:26:41 +0000

Please stop, you’re krilling me!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:24:33 +0000

We could calf a lot of fun.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:59:38 +0000

I’ve had a baleen-full of arguing today. How about krilling some barbecue?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:59:35 +0000

Whale oil never stop and you can’t make me!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:57:50 +0000

Why are you all harp-ooning on these puns?

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:49:08 +0000

Kind of slow tonight – compost some more!

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:05 +0000

If he refuses to comply, cuff him!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:35:00 +0000

tusk, tusk Charro!

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:33:51 +0000

Then let’s go get something to eat. Ishmael time.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:30:43 +0000

Puke, I am your Fater?