have to protect wallet…
(Nicolas Sarkozy and Muammar Al-Gaddafi)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: deuploaded via Our LOL Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Show Only: Democrats | Republicans | Media | Military
« Previous Vladurday: My name? | Ladies and Gentlemen Next »
» 183 comments
Leave a Reply
-
Recent Comments
William Thompson on Vandals Cashing In keshet the adequate on Ballistic Marshmallows Dave on Must Be Blah History Mont… Kate on Keeping the Internet Hone… Kate on Keeping the Internet Hone… Kate on Keeping the Internet Hone… Deacon Blues on Spock Facepalm imnotreallyhere on Prop 8 Ruled Unconstituti… LaFeeVerte on Ballistic Marshmallows imnotreallyhere on Prop 8 Ruled Unconstituti… 
Cheezburger Company BlogPrint on Demand
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Can Has Cheezburger? Home - Lolcats n Funny Pictures
You blinked
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
No gurls allowed
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Maybe if I Stay Very Still I'll Be All Right
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Great Escape
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
Nom Distraction
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Two-by-Snores
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
So Why Was It The Best I've Ever Had??
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
Counteract That Yoga With Cookies
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
SUCK IT, NOT TREBEK!
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
Accurate Claim is ACCURATE
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
American Idol Kyle Crews Totally Looks Like The Big Green Patrick Reena
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Big Head Harry Potter Characters
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Ring of the Day: I'm Batman
Lovely Listing - Strange Findings in Real Estate Listings
String Theory
Wedinator - Your special day... is hilarious.
Skyrim First Dance
Five Minute Getaway - Beautiful Travel and Vacation Photos
Gaudí-esque complex, Punta del Este, Uruguay
Set Phasers to LOL - Sci Fi and Fantasy LOLs
I Didn't Know
Animal Memes - A Meme-nagerie of Famous Internet Critters
Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis: It Was My Doctor. He Says I'm Dying. How Bad Do You Feel Now, Lady?
Second!
fail
A turkey is either of two living species of large birds in the genus Meleagris. One species, Meleagris gallopavo, commonly known as the Wild Turkey, is native to the forests of North America. The other species, Meleagris ocellata, known as the Ocellated Turkey, is native to the forests of the Yucatán Peninsula.
The domestic turkey is a descendant of the Wild Turkey and features prominently in the menu of the Canadian and U.S. holidays of Thanksgiving and that of Christmas in many countries.
Turkeys are classed in the taxonomic order of Galliformes. Within this order they are relatives of the family/subfamily Tetraonidae (grouse). Turkeys have a distinctive fleshy wattle that hangs from the underside of the beak, and a fleshy protuberance that hangs from the top of its beak called a snood. With wingspans of 1.5–1.8 metres (4.9–5.9 ft), the turkeys are by far the largest birds in the open forests in which they live. As with many Galliform species the female (hen) is smaller than the male (tom or gobbler) and is much less colorful.
*takes shot of Wild Turkey*
Good call Janie.
‘Tis the season, after all.
Mmmmmm…turkey….*Homer drool*
you can’t pardon a turkey??
*slams into the bed with a tryptophan coma*
First!
fail.
Is this Muhammar from the wax museum? looks creepy
It’s official: Qaddafi makes PK funny.
Fist
and fail.
I am underwhelmed….
Same here. And so far the comments seem to be on par with the caption. BIG “meh”.
I’m just anticipointed. I finally came back to PK and this is the first thing I saw. Well at least it’s not preachy!
Long time no see! Welcome back, and … As you say – at least it’s not preachy.
*waves at Igloo*
Max, darling, I’ve been meaning to ask you. Since you’ve been promoted to Presidictator of PK does that make me the First Lady?
First Lady for life in fact… since I suspended term limits after DWN passed the reigns over.
Yay!!! The media may now fall all over themselves declaring me glamorous.
And anyone who so even mentions your shopping sprees gets a red hot poker in the eye!
*tries new name on for size* Does this name give me a better sense of style?
*applauds* Beautiful Janie love!
makes your boobs look bigger too
Re-he-heally? I’m afraid I’ll need proof of that.
*snerk*
“reins”, or “reign”. One is for horses, the other over a fiefdom. Which is your preference? –it isn’t clear, since we’ve heard that you like riding crops!
Couldn’t it be both? The Reins to the Reign?
Hmm. We’ll have to take a vote on on that one, Sir Presidictator!
This looks like a job for…. *trumpet fanfare* The Grammar Council!
I am making no value statements regarding the riding crop. I’m just saying that it may or may not be in the Bedroom of Doom at this moment. Maybe.
That give’s me inspiration for my next Dummy Election Campaign slogan “Let’s Ride This Horse to Utopia!”
*looks at riding crop hanging on wall*
*is tied to bed*
Hee hee I know where this is going..
You bet your bottom… dollar, missy.
I like money.
And riding crops..
Oh, this sounds like fun! Can I play?
Yes.
As a side note, I cheez friended you. Accept my request. As Supreme Internet Dicktator, I command thee.
What is this cheez friending and how do I accept?
Don’t you have an ICHC profile?
I do, but I don’t see any friend requests. I have no friends.
Under “defaultuser”?
No, that’s the bastard who stole my name! Kill him/her! I’m under DefaultName
Done and done.
Ooooh, can I join in?
My cheez friends or the stuff were doing with the riding crop and the bed?
Of course Eds. Here, hold this can of spray cheese.
Well, the first step would be cheezfriends I think.. I’m not sure about using riding crops with people I don’t know.
Hey BT, not worry.. sounds like a simple game of Whip the Cheez.
I got Eddie as a cheezfriend, but I still can’t seem to find Charro
Her cheez name isn’t charro. That’s an important point that went over my head at first too.
I dropped you a message..
Awww, thanks boys.
Yay! I have friends now! I’m so cool!
actually he will open his jacket and rape him
Dude!
damn right he rapes this dude.
So this “Who is this homeless dude” is like Vladurday for Sunday now? If they don’t pull out something better than this next week I’m gonna be writing some strongly worded letters with bad spelling and little to no punctuation. I think I may use poor grammar as well!
As well as at least one full sentence entirely written in capital letters (perhaps even bolded).
And one must never forget one’s “ELEBENTY!!11!1!!” when writing an angry letter.
Oh noes.. Anything but THAT!!!!!1
Whatever you do, remember to whine and make childish insults and taunts to anyone you don’t agree with !
Says the troll whose name is childishly taunting and insulting..
I smell a splash of MegaSock on this one. Hard to believe that pathetic troll would be back after all this time and humiliation but… well, maybe he just learned at his knee.
MegaSock? Oh great. It figures that a troll from before I was even here would target me. Damn, it’s a burden being this awesome.
Megasock? is that a zoird driven by one of the power rangers. the ranger witht he power of sock!…..the saddest ranger of them all
Megasock? I had a turkey sandwich for lunch. It was good.
Megasock? You know, the Penguins of Madagascar is ALMOST funny, but not as good as the Madagascar movies.
the penguin??? him be like a totally stupid villian…why dont batman just gut punch him and be done with it
Megasock? OMFG I love those animals they’re just so F*cking funny!
and tastey! with bbq sauce!
Megasock? Oh crap, I forgot to put the clothes in the dryer!
Megasock? Well, when they get stretched out that bad, I start using them for dusting.
Megasock? I hate dusting. I almost never do it, and it aggravates my allergies badly.
You’re in love with me, aren’t you? Sorry, I’m taken.
Unrequited love is such a heartbreaker. *busts out tissues* Oh poor stalker troll and the love that will never be! *sobs*
*holds Jane*
But see it has a happy ending… Rando’s married and you have me!
Oh and of course the real happy ending is that the Rando stalker is alone…. terribly and horribly alone…
Awh arone. So ronery!
bitter troll wishes he was pretty enough for stalkers
You need more lipstick the guys really love it when you glob it on!
bitter troll does! oh wait you mean on the lips?….well ok bitter troll will try it
*hands BT a tube of mascara* Here, try this too. HEY! Not down there! On your EYES!
On your -eyes-?! O_O
You know, with the mascara on the hair around his belly button it looks like his stomach is watching us….
You have inspired me! I shall write a tragic opera about Randos stalker sock and it’s un-requited love! It shall be written in Swahili and preformed by midgets! Broadway here I come!
Performed by midgets?!!!!! Are you calling me short???!!!!!! *Rando sulks*
Well, actually you were going to be played by two midgets. One standing on top the other one. Most of the other characters will only get one midget on stilts.
That’s just goofy enough to work!
This could be HUGE! Bigger than “Springtime for Hitler”!
If I pretended to be hurt by his insults and pretended to cry do you think he’d leave? Wait, I don’t want him to leave! It’s FUN!
*brightens up* That’s right! *gives Max a “happy ending”*
A latte with a happy ending?
A full body latte.
Is that like caffeinated soap?
For when you want your morning shower to really jolt you awake, Caffeinated Soap. *picture of smiling people in a shower*
I actually bought some for a friend for christmas one year.
Jane your not the only one to see Idoicity
Caffeinated soap? Eric likey.
{http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/}
Half a jar of Nescafe in the bath is just as good, and gives you a nice tan…
We should hang out.
You like money?
go away….bateing
Ouch my balls.
watch out its beef supream!
They are shaking hands like each just saw the other picking ass with that hand.
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOOOO SOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!11elebenty!!!q&schlumpfenhausen!
FRENCH EATS HIS HORSEMEN!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!1!!!!##!!!!
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!
stop kicking people into the pit of death…really
Go back to the Drew Carey Show!
the price is rite?
*fake wrestle drop kicks Rando and BT*
SPOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
-flails- NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOooooOOoo7ooo
EAT MY JUSTICE…-throws a mighty punch at the ref-
I CHOICE YOU PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(P_P)!!!!!A^^^^^^111111111
*hands over valium* You may need this more than I do I’m afraid.. Which is saying a lot.
Really. A lot.
Pikachu is very tasty with KC barbecue sauce.
not drunk already? how sad.
Why is he worried about his wallet? Gaddaffi isn’t a Liberal Democrat, is he ?
no no, Gaddaffi loves war and death , so he’s a republican
Your reach is excellent as usual, Reed Richards.
BAH!!!! ITS ALL RICHARDS FAULT !!!! RIIIIICHARDS!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!1
AAAAAAAALLLLVIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!1!!1111!!!!!!
*snort* Props Rando Young Bean.
And my favorite screamed line from TV or movies:
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!
That never gets old.
Three! There are three lights Picard!
Five! There are five! Put your pants back on too!
We liberal democrats would tax all your income, TheOne, but alas your allowance from Mommy doesn’t count.
Tsk, tsk little boy. I’m sure you contribute greatly to the country…errr…maybe not you little fvcktard.
Look! It’s “Someonewhodoeswhateveryoneelseontheboarddoes”!
You make the space bar cry!
keep peace like that
Hi,
I like this article but..
Can someone tell me about Barack Obama?
I know that he is a serious candidate for ’08, but I would like to know where he stands on the issues. I checked his site but nowhere can I find the info. i am looking for.
so please tell me…
*headdesk*
I’m charro and I approve this timely message.
*blushes* Now I’m turned on.. *takes another shot of Wild Turkey*
Gives a whole new meaning to “Fists of Fury”, don’t it?
*takes a shot* Well, he seemed to be looking for answers.
*dons boxing glove* Let’s keep it safe…
Not sure I’d want to demonstrate on him, though…
Wimp Lo! Retrieve the long rubber glove! Now you shall receive the fist of fury!
I think of fisting as…*blushes*….for friends!
So do I score points if I say that I have small hands? And therefore a small fist?
*fans self*
Yup!
*holds up his hand* I never knew you had this power my friend… I promise to use this newfound power never for good, but for awesome!
*feels faint* Oh my..
-catches charro and smiles- high!
Uh, ladies, Rando also has small hands! Perfect for, well, many deeds that may require a small hand so as to prevent injury.
Wow, that was a weird nesting fail there…
Like this?!
How did you know I’m high?
You mean.. like this!?!?
Yep. Like that.
*is getting dizzy trying to follow this nesting fail*
how does bitter troll know your high…well your awake
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Whut?
I’ve seen weirder.
No. Weirder.
Weirder nesting fails, or weirder powerful hands?!
-glances down to his bitter hands-
bitter does have wonderful bitter hands. *shivers*
-pulls charro into max’s car- backseat loven?
I do love backseat lovin’.
*tingles*
good cause bitter troll loves to give charro backseat loven…-buries face in charro parts-
*gasps* Oh bitter..
let bitter troll spread a lil butter on that…nomnomnom
*is nommed*
-puts on a diving mask and snorkle- mppphhh!
*sings* Under the sea, under the sea, darling it’s bitter down where it’s where take it from meeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!!
nom nom nom nom!
grope!
nom nom nom nom!
Did you bring the riding crop and the mayonnaise?
O.o I’m gonna have to watch this!
Thanks be to the gods..
Don’t forget to add the meat!
So long as you aren’t donning boxing gloves for protection like Keithy.
*decides not to play with Kiethy on this one*