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The flag is Belgan!!!!!!!!!!
That’s Belgeen!
Actually, thats this POJ laptop dying more every day. The power jack is loose, so it takes moods of taking a charge. I lost sound yesterday, and more and more often, there are letters missing from what I type, as the idiot keyboard gets worse. Do not buy any of the HP DV6000 series. I took it to a repair shop yesterday, and the key rolled his eyes and informed me that he, nor anyone will work on them. And here all along, I thought the screen blackouts were the occasional Vista issues. It’s the motherboard. *sigh*
WARNING…DO NOT BUY A HP DV6000 SERIES USED LAPTOPS….
No worries, I got the joke anyway. Thanks for the warning!
Nooooooooo!! Too late, I already bought one . . .
*runs away into dark corner and cries*
You didn’t buy it from Justacarolinan, did you?
I couldn’t get so lucky to find such a fool. I started typing in my model number in Google, and the first suggestions I got were how to repair, and possible lawsuits. And that was as soon as I got to HP DV6….
*Sigh* And to think, I bought the thing because I was led to believe that HP would give me better than the hand built desktop I had previously. It lasted 6 years, and I upgraded it. This thing hasn’t made 3 yet, and there is no way to repair it, as it’s considered so faulty as to not be worth it.
Oh crap! I have a DV6- Oh, wait I’m looking at upside down, thats a 9. I’ve never had any trouble with the HP’s I’ve bought. Even this one runs wonderfully. But I also never bought a DV6000.
Nah, it was someone in dark glasses with a weird moustache and silly grin who walked away singing – or was it maniacal laughter??
Get a Mac. Seriously — the Macbook Pro is built like a freaking tank, and you have tons of options for running Windows on it.
I could buy 2-3 decent laptops for the same price.
Or I could build a top end gaming desktop with a state of the art video card, AND a decent laptop.
Mac hardware is extremely overpriced. The OS is tight, can’t argue that.
*buy the laptop of course…build the desktop…you get the picture.
How’s that? After US$1200-1600 for the processor, and $500 per video card, you’ve pretty much busted the budget.
You don’t need a 1200 dollar processor for gaming, or for any sort of home use at all. The performance/price ratio gets rediculous.
My 3.0g quad core will decrypt an entire DVD rip in about 4 minutes, do you really need it any faster? 6 gigs of ram, an intel 1333 frontside extreme board, with Crossfire ATi HD3870s.
It was built almost a year ago for about $1,200 and is still a very high end computer compared to anything you can buy off the shelf even today, including Macs.
I guess it isn’t quite “state of the art” but there’s a point of diminishing returns with hardware vs. $$$
Find me something I can’t run at 1080p with max settings and I’ll think about an upgrade…lol.
If by “decent” you mean “typical biodegradable Dell junk”, then yes. I finally got fed up with two-year-old laptops that rattled like a Chrysler, had half dead ports, and looked as though they were ready to split in two.
Dell: Quantity over Quality.
Do not buy a HP.
There I fixed that for you.
/sulks
I like HP. I still have my first one that I got in 7th grade. Thing still runs to though it’s so old I don’t use it more than once a year to grab some file I left on there. One of these days I need to just dump the entire hard drive onto the current desktop….
all of a sudden i feel so very old – hand held calculators were the hot must have item when i was in high school. i think i’m going to go join uncle fester at the old folks home now….
Actually, from my investigations, my series is the one that HP flubbed, and most of the rest of them are industry leaders.
Awesome background for a photo for the loved ones
MARNIE. The soldier is called Marnie… Or it could be Marina…
JOKE. It is called a JOKE….. Or maybe you’re slow….
You don’t say. Sorry there were no sound effects with my post.
pew pew
I was thinking more ba-boum-tishh, but it’s all good!
So exactly where would you tie up your boat to that guy. The pockets seem full?
Maybe it isn’t a marina, it could be marinara. Have we tried putting him on a pizza yet?
Looks like the guy’s back is steaming: spontaneous combustion in 3.2.1..
can i toast some marshmellows?
“Marshmellows”–marshmallow with added marijuana?
I’ll take s’more of those please!
mellow down. puff puff
Dude, don’t bogart the s’mores
Pass the s’more stick to the left hand side…
To be perfectly accurate, there was something to see at one point, but it’s burned to a crisp now.
Oh, and as far as “What’s happening in the picture?” This.
That’s FUNNY!! We can always count on at least one Turkey-fryer fire in this area!!
Last weekend the State Troopers in this area found a huge cache of marijuana and decided to burn it… a bunch of local kids found out about it, and the news helicopter flying overhead filmed them trying to get downwind for a free buzz!!! Ahhhhh….good times…good times.
That sounds like fun to me! Not a damn thing the authorities can do about it either, they weren’t posessing anything!
Burning it seems like such a waste…the police are always looking for funding, they should have just made brownies and had a bake sale. I suspect it would have been very successful!
I’ve always believed that when there’s a big bust, it’s actually much bigger than reported and they’re making a cut by putting it back out on the street anyways.
*puts on tin-foil hat*
There’s a little town in Mississippi where I know that’s true.
Make sure you do use TIN foil. The new-fangled aluminum foil does not work!
MUCH better!!
And to mg and TS, your comments made me think of {click}
This is the world’s largest tire fire from 1966. Apparently there’s been some thefs of burning tires in Springfield. Cartoons have definitely become more realistic.
“I have a very sexy disability. I call it…sexlexia.”
Brannigan FTW.
*drinks cham-paggin*
“The quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents’. Have sex with them and you’re in.”
In honor of Thanksgiving only a few days away, I would like to invite everyone to my PK Dinner featuring all our favorite PKers!! Everyone must bring their own dish though…
I Like Peanut Butter spread on my MotherGoose and Charro’d to a crisp. Some people may find it Bitterly Trolled, but since I’m justacarolinian we wont have to have any dissimultituded guests. So let us all get together be thankful for VictorynotVengence and that our suicidalblonde now enjoys life!
Lets keep this peacful though. No need for us to get into a froofrou at the dinner table. And now lets bow our heads and lowly grunt our thankfulness to the PK LOL gods…
Looks like some folks are coming in late. Is that Jim?! Quick, hide the ObamaTurkey before he shoots it!!
*awards one cranberry-colored internet to Kn0wledge1ne, stuffing not included*
…and be sure not to eat undercooked turkey… it may give you a DeathWyrmNexus… Ay Dios Mio!! it’d be a pittypat to have to spend the holidays on the toilet!
But don’t charro the turkey either – you could brak a tooth.
Bravo!
Seconded!
I haz a left out sad.
Me too..
*crying in to her yams*
Me three.
Me four
-hugs the left out peoples- only so much wit to go around, but admit it, its cute
Of course! I LOL’d when I read it.
Second that.
I also feel left out. I thought everyone here was a kiss up to me? I’ve lost my touch.
*Claps Loudly* Well done! SCORE!
I approve this message.
I was listed…… FIRST!!!
Ay Dios Mio!! It turns out the flag is NOT Belgan…it’s Cranberry with saucybabes! I’d sulute to that!
Hey Viking Girl, where’s the giant turkey legs you were supposed to bring? President Maxwell will not be pleased, as they were supposed to socialized amongst our guests.
Turns out this dinner may end of the universe. I just got a call from The anti-EWAdamist and she’s on her way!
What’s gonna happen when the EWAdam & the anti-EWAdam collide???
“What’s gonna happen when the EWAdam & the anti-EWAdam collide??”
It will be like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object (i.e., Chuck Norris punching himself in the face).
I was thinking more along the lines of George Clooney’s Ego and Paris Hilton’s Sleeze run into each other…..
Or the 9/11 Truthers meet the Obama Birthers…
clearly 9-11 was plotted out by bin ladin and obama’s birth papers
No, don’t you understand, there are no birth papers because he wasn’t born!! He was formed from termite dust and missing airplane parts…..or something like that.
I would buy the Truther/Birther Cage Match on PPV…
*orders cage match on Rando’s 52 inch screen*
It seems the Truthers and the Birthers are evenly matched. Both are wing nuts, both make their respective side look stupid, both have websites filled with false information, both suffer from Gullibality-retardinism, and both carry illiterate signs at protests.
Looks like it’s gonna be a great match.
ROUND 1………FIGHT!!!
Wouldn’t they cancel each other out and simply leave an empty cage with a puff of smoke gently dissipating above?
…and traces of “termite dust”.
I’m open to a one time only pass to my lawn.. I’ll set up the tables and provide the beer.
bitter troll will slow roast some juicey fat kids!
I’m calling PETA! BT is cooking baby goats again.
nooo fat children !! bitter troll would never dare risk being attacked by peta! thems is scarey. and we know peta dont care if children live or die. as long as cute animals dont get looked at funny
Mmm, “baby”… it’s the other, other white meat.
I am sooo relieved. The baby goats are safe! Human babies, that I can get behind…just pick on some of those who think ‘bigger is better’ for family size. I mean, are they really going to miss #5 out of 5?
Yes! They will miss the youngest. That one is the cutest, and the oldest is being used for babysitting. What you want is children 2-4.
*standing ovation* YAY!!!!!
I’m gonna guess that he’s with a South American (Columbian? Mexican?) Navy and he’s guarding the burn-off of a heck of a lot of drugs that they captured.
If my drugs you mean old tires that caught on fire…then yes.
Dude, haven’t you ever gotten a contact high from burning tires? Awesome buzz.
Woo! First lol on the front page!
What?
(I doubt most of you will get this joke.)
why is there fire?
I blame those naughty oxygen atoms, they can’t help attaching themselves to other atoms and in the fight that follows a lot of heat is given off. And light. And smoke…
Fire is only actually optical heat
With gun, gear and military training (note the ‘Marines’ on his uniform) like that, I’ll believe anything he says.
MARINA means “NAVY” in Spanish.
He’s a Mexican Marine.
The stuff burning in the background is marijuana.
He’s obviously happy to be there.