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PUBLIC EDUCATION
A special shout out to her spelling teacher
(Obama protesters)
Picture by: Teabagger Caption by: charliewalksonwater via Poster Builder
frist! I mean first. Oh yeah, and Democrats suck a$$.
The only butt sucking I see on this page is you. Now proceed to call me a liberal, I’m sure the liberals will laugh heartily at that.
Self-injury (SI), self-harm (SH) or deliberate self-harm (DSH) is deliberate infliction of tissue damage or alteration to oneself without suicidal intent. Although self-injury is commonly used to refer to infliction of harm to the body’s surface, the term may also be used to include the harm inflicted on the body by those with eating disorders.[1] Some scholars use more technical definitions related to specific aspects of this behaviour. These acts may be aimed at relieving otherwise unbearable emotions, and/or sensations of unreality and numbness. Self-harm is listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR) as a symptom of borderline personality disorder and depressive disorders. It is sometimes associated with mental illness, a history of trauma and abuse including emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug dependence, eating disorders, or mental traits such as low self-esteem or perfectionism, but a statistical analysis is difficult, as many self-injurers conceal their injuries.
The relationship between self-harm and suicide is a complex one, as self-harm behaviour may be potentially life-threatening, with or without the intent of suicide.[2] However, attributing self harmers as suicidal is, in the majority of cases, inaccurate.[3][4] Non-fatal self-harm is common in young people worldwide[5] and due to this prevalence the term self-harm is increasingly used to denote any non-fatal acts of deliberate self-harm, irrespective of the intention.[6]
There are a number of different treatments available for self-injurers which concentrate on either treating the underlying causes or on treating the behaviour itself. When self-injury is associated with depression, antidepressant drugs and treatments may be effective.[7] Other approaches involve avoidance techniques, which focus on keeping the self-injurer occupied with other activities, or replacing the act of self-harm with safer methods that do not lead to permanent damage.[8]
*sips tea* Interesting choice today.
How else would you describe the froth he was spewing?
Yes the caption is different but I guess Obama needs some love every now and then. And I’d classify froth as actually being more like Monkey Trainer or whoever.
cgray isn’t exactly *frothy*, but he is normally a racist, bitter asshole.
I’m sure a lot of people are bitter about the election now, all that praise for the Messiah turned to regret and denial, including the white people.
they better STOP! being bitter is bitter troll’s job…and bitter troll is very bitter
Yes, he certainly is.
-gives charro a back rub- clearly!
*swoons* I love backrubs. Thank you so much my bitter love.
bitter troll likes to make charro smile- rub rub rub-
I don’t regret anything.
Me neither.
Of course not, for obvious reasons.
I’m bitter that the Democrats didn’t get more seats so we could have avoided all this mucking about instead of getting legislation passed. Surely that’s what Sigma meant?
Of course!
Oh, well, yes I suppose I could say I regret that as well. If I were being truly trollish I would say I regret that Democrats care too much about “working with other people” when they should be saying , “fvck you, we’re doing what we want, good luck unraveling it all the next time you guys get in” but I’m not that mean a person.
Jane:
I heartily approve of this comment.
Yeah, I’ll go along with that. Also, too bad they’re such wimps that, when Republicans control congress their bills require a 50+1 vote in the senate, but when we’re in control, it takes 60+. Thank the gods for the likes of Kucinic, Sanders, and (sideshow posturing aside) Grayson.
Mark, I believe the 60 + 1 vote is to stop any type of filibuster, not just to pass bills. I think it’s a simple majority that passes the bill while still allowing a filibuster if the other side wants to. The 60 + votes allows the bill to go through unchallenged.
Yes, I enjoyed the subtle jabs at cgray. But I always enjoy jabs at cgray.
Hehe. Almost as good as the 4eyes ones yesterday?
Yeah, that was good. It was like taking advantage of the poor moron. And the equal opportunity ripping on trolls is appreciated.
Conservatrolls and liberatrolls must ALL be destroyed!!
Oh he/she is still crying about their lot in life.
Oh, silly cgray. The people that really suck are the ones who can’t see that ALL POLITICAL PARTIES suck a$$. Political parties, no matter which one, each have their own agendas, and that’s all they care about. It doesn’t matter what the American people truly want or need…its all just a big pissing contest over who is in control.
Why so angry, little bear?
true, but how do you remove their power without making the Us a New China? o.0
Vote em out, and pay more attention in the election.
Amazing how sophisticated liberals always avoid the specifics of a political debate and go straight for the ad hominem. Wonder if it has something to do with the intellectual and moral bankruptcy of their entire ideological foundation.
Or it could just be that PKers love picking on spelling mistakes. This pic has been up before, and there have been picks from both sides. I will leave your temper tantrum rant alone though, but I can assure you that most of the left hold the moral high ground, at least in my opinion.
Oh goodness, not this picture again.
Moral high ground? I’m confused.
Nice to meet you! I’m high.
Hello High! I’m ground! *extends hand for shaking*
“Democrats suck a$$” isn’t ad hominem? Now that’s the problem with conservatives, they’re not very….well, never mind.
@Rattus on a different topic. We, the members of the AAAM, award you with full membership. (the other members including our first lady Jane, TOS, Charro…)
Why thank you so much – I’m delighted to become a member. If I may be so bold as to ask, what is the AAAM, and should I actually be delighted?
The AAAM is the august group titled the American Association of Ample Mammaries. This group is highly respected by the PK crowd. OK, highly and frequently oogled…but we do have their attention!
Woo hoo! I AM delighted – it’s about time these things paid off in something other than liquor.
One minor reward for growing older and more cuddly is, as my mother would put it, ‘growing assets’.
New members, huzzah!
HEY!! Where’s my invite?
All you need is evidence that you are not ‘gravity free’, and…
V.G.
I see that I had forgotten to do something on FB. Awaiting confirmation. Ample ::ahem:: evidence.
*snerk* Um, yeah, you qualify!!
*grumble* Should never have left the group. *grumble*
You’re more than welcome back
I know, I actually had to go to the group to see if he wasn’t there. *has a sad*
So does this mean I should start facebooking? So I can post my photos of me in my Joker costume this halloween? Or the various other pics I have of myself in… embarassing situations?
Yes. Yes you should.
Gah! Too bad my work firewall blocks any type of “Social/Dating” sites. Lame… I’ll have to start up a Facebook at home I guess…
You could join the PK group! But you can’t be dirty on my page, sadly, as I unwillingly friended my grandmother.
Hmm… so I can’t hit on your grandmother then?
Why do I feel like Zapp Brannigan all of sudden?
“The quickest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents… sleep with them… and you’re in!”
Well, you can do that.
Max, yes. You have to join. I’ve been badgering Janie forever to get you to join.
And I definitely NEED to see those pics of you dressed as the Joker..
I will have to bug my friend with the digital camera who took them. And pray to god he either transferred them to his pc, or didn’t wipe his memory card. Either will work.
But like I said, I’ll have to get it up and started at home.. stupid work proxy blocks all the cool stuff… PK is the last thing I can peruse online that’s any fun!
It’s a pity safeweb isn’t free anymore. It was a lovely service that you could use to browse the internet with considerably less risk of virus infection. It was wonderful for getting around the filters back in high school.
I have to do all my fun internet at home since elementary schools block EVERYTHING.
*sigh*
Discrimination!!!!!
*Cheers for the Itty Bitty Titty commitee*
Be more aggressive in your recruitment practices next time. ;P
*cheers* Yay for boobies, in all shapes and sizes!
Seconded with blibble blibbles all round..
Now this is a message I can get behind…or between…
Don’t worry AC, I’m a lifelong member of the IBTC
I know I’m really a newbie, VG and Jane….but can I join? These double d’s must be good for something other than being oogled by the bosses……
DD’s are certainly qualified! And well-nurtured by wit and beer, as I recall! We increase! (as do our assets!)
Excellent! I shall continue to attempt to bring both wit and beer to the membership meetings.
And the breasts.
Absolutely! Just because we have them, doesn’t mean we don’t admire them on others!!
Well, that goes without saying, we’re sort of a package deal
perhaps a national breast holiday?
Boobie Day!
Yeah Boobies!
*ahem* From now on, all members of the AAAM must be approved by the AAAM judges, which includes me. *nods vigrously*
Is a thorough inspection required?
Well, pictures are okay, but when disputes arise, er, other tests may be required.
*pulls out crystal ball* I foresee a large number of disputes arising.
Well let’s see here… dispute should exclude VG, Charro, and Jane for sure… those disputes have been settled… and if they arise again. I’ll just have to find the recordings… *ruffles in his file cabinets*
You keep your filing cabinet in your pants?
Well what self respecting super hero would try to find the overlord’s evil plans… in his pants! Eh? Eh? Pretty smart huh! Now… where in the world…
*digs around in his “file cabinet” some more*
Hey! A roll of quarters!
I really hadn’t noticed, and I’m sure you’ve seen me not noticing, frequently!
There seems to be a lot of that going around!
The guys are sly that way, or at least we like to think so..
Oh, yeah….not so much. I have a boss here that repeatedly asks my breasts to type his reports for him……..subtle he is not.
My BF had subtle trained into him–to the point I thought he hadn’t noticed, the first time I wore a low-cut top around him! (not my usual garb) –but I don’t find his skill to be typical.
You know, I really don’t mind anyone looking (it is displayed, tastefully, for a reason), just don’t forget there’s more to me than just cleavage.
this is true, there are nipples
Absolutely!! And they deserve as much attention, if not more!
right! we need charro over here to fondle these! bitter troll will hold the camera
I’m here, I’m here!
*fondles own breasts*
Canuck, do you mind?
Not at all….go right ahead.
now charro say, im here to deliever pizza
I’m here to deliver.. Hey are those boobs?!
Mine is usually covered up. But then I have a lot of 18 year old males in my classes, and I want them to be ‘minds on’ with the class material, so…!
but we are all adults here- pauses and throws a sheet over VNV- we are all adults here!
And that’s why I have v-neck sweaters for the holidays!
Yeah, that’s not a skill I ever really learned. Hot girl leans over with cleavage=Rando’s mouth hanging open drooling. Not so good. And even after 11 years of marriage my eyes still go majorly wide when my wife takes her shirt off.
I think the BF’s mother threatened to kill him if she ever caught him staring at a female? I had to point out that I would be insulted if wearing something provocative, and he didn’t look! It is niiice to see pupils dilate!
My old boss used to ask me and an equally endowed friend of mine if we’d lost weight or if our boobs had gotten bigger. Also, I believe I was voted “best single breasts in the store” in a backroom poll.
single breasts? they should come in pairs….
Or three pairs at a time in Bitter’s case.
well bitter troll has job at milk farm, fills more then the cows
They do, their owner was single. As in theoretically up for grabs, although knowing my single male coworkers that theory makes the creation museum look scientifically based.
teehee. you mean it isnt?
You wouldn’t happen to be… “up for grabs” right now would you dear?
Always for you!
I am very concerned about me starting up a FB page and joining the PK group… you see, in case you haven’t noticed yet. It’s hard for me to restrain myself around you Janie dear… I’m afraid your grandmother might be blushing more regularly if I join up
Well, you could stick to molesting her on the PK group and not on her wall. I wouldn’t complain about that
You’re bad for my willpower as well!
I wouldn’t complain either..
-drive by molesting charro-
How dense can someone be to believe all liberals are nothing but evil. I mean WTF?
Rando, you’ve got a little evil on your chin. You might want to wipe that.
*frantically checks own chin*
charro you have a lil bitter troll on your chin there..
Hey I was saving that for later.
That’s not evil. That’s Cool h-Whip. Leftover pumpkin pie is teh awesum. Evil doesn’t get on your chin. It’s spread like an airborne virus. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Er, I mean…I gently explained to a gentleman today that the Black Friday doorbusters end at noon, and he can’t just show up whenever he pleases when some shoppers showed up early to get those prices. When he continued whining, I had no choice but to put a 1 3/8″ combination wrench into the back of his skull.
The doctors said he’ll pull through. Just so you know, that’s totally legal according to Black Friday Law, so no charges were filed.
My old boss would have had serious issues with that. Getting blood and brain matter on the product is a major audit issue.
Congratulations on surviving Black Friday, Rando!
*hands over a 5th of rum*
Who said I survived. I’m posting from hell right now.
*hands over some apple-cherry cake* You could pour the rum over this, if it helps get it past the management!
The only reason I’d need to sneak it past management would be so they wouldn’t go after the rum themselves.
Well obviously! And do they deserve it? Only if they are on the front lines with the customers!
Congrats from me also on surviving Black Friday, Rando. And I must thank you for explaining the adblock add-on to me — no more of Sarah Palin’s evil grin! *gives Rando leftover ‘special’ eggnog*
Hay, I know that every other musician in this country is most likely a liberal but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to listen to their music, I love rocken’ out. Now Kanye West….
Sigma, I know you like rockin out and I’mma let you finish but Rando seriously has the best liberal card of all time!
OF ALL TIME!!!
Look, my entire family couldn’t care less if someone was liberal as long as that person wasn’t threatening their life, and I know every other conservative out there, 9 times out of 10, would feel the same. The other percentage are probably more focused on by liberals for their “frothing” and “psycho-babel.”
I think you missed what she was saying. Also, it’s not psycho babble, it’s psychotic babble, psycho-babble requires a degree in psychology.
YAY!! I KNEW that degree would be useful someday!!!
*babbles* *as per usual*
Do what now?
Well, first, props for saying “-couldn’t- care less”, it made my day (that you said it right).
Second, I’m not even sure how you came up with anything insulting (towards you) from my post, I .. actually can’t even make sense of what I wrote. I was picking on Kanye.
Third, I am glad your family is open minded.
You should be careful, I don’t think you’d want to insult yourself
. Thanks though.
Bah, it’s not an insult to be honest.
Doesn’t the “as long as that person wasn’t threatening their life” bit kind of go without saying? I don’t think survival is a partisan issue…
No, every time someone threatens my relatives lives I ask their political views, if they’re conservative I have to stop them, but if they’re on my side well, I tell them it’s cool, just don’t get any blood on the carpet.
I hate it when that happens! Blood is so dreadfully hard to wash out now that Billy Mays is dead.
I do too, then promptly kick their ass anyway!
It does help you make better insults during the ass kicking.
It is in my house. I prefer to only be burglarised by Libertarians.
Well, if it’s just burgalarization without threat to my family then I prefer Buddhist monks, they’re always so polite.
They are delightful, I agree. I usually ask them to join me for tea when they are done.
But the Libertarians really annoy my husband, so I take secret delight in that.
And they always bring their own tea too. There’s nothing wrong with annoying people. It’s one of my hobbies!
I would think Libertarians would have something better than TEA to bring. :biggrin:
Oh no, it’s the Buddhists who bring their own tea. I don’t remember what the Libertarians bring.
The Libertarians bring Ron Paul.
Ru Paul? I love that guy!
“My Grandma drank all my pot!”
That’s better than being liberized by burglatarians, I suppose.
OK, so…. “Democrats suck a$$” is an argument that *doesn’t* resemble an ad hominem …. how?
Depends if ad hominem is singular or non-countable. If singular (i.e. argument against the man, not men), then no, the plural, Democrats, wouldn’t be ad hominem.
Does your brain hurt yet? I could make this more complicated, brain explosions are so colorful.
No, no more brain explosions, the mop girl quit and we have enough messes that still need to be cleaned up. We don’t need more exploding brains!
OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW!!
I get migraines, but not usually on THAT side . . .
Ooooooh…wait, what?
As to the specifics, then: taxation is not theft. Taxation is how we pay the dues on the liberty we enjoy. “Freedom isn’t free” doesn’t just mean sending our Uniformed Heroes overseas to kill and die.
}} <3 {{
I have a new UN-uniformed hero!
Can anybody explain to me what the sign the girl on the left is carrying (Obama: I want a house in West U) means?
And I’m sorry cgray, but if these people honestly think that Obama is a socialist and stealing from them, they don’t deserve the time for sophisticated retort. If you want to be taken seriously, at least learn how to spell!
Cgray is a troll, that much is obvious. Now, don’t pretend that there aren’t those on the left who make spelling errors. Would you call it a typo when it’s a handwritten sign?
It would seem to me that the left often uses professional, preprinted signs, and those on the right make them on their own.
IMO froth is froth. It seems the frothier the protester, the more spelling mistakes involved. On EITHER side.
BUT! I take umbrage to your sign making assumption; many on the right have pre-printed signs. Remember “Bury Obamacare with Kennedy”?
I agree, froth is froth. I would say, and did, that I see a much higher degree of preprinted signs coming from the left.
I would dare to say that there are just as many educated people on both sides of the isle, just as there are just as many uneducated people on both sides of the isle.
I would also say that even educated people make spelling errors. And even some people have been working jobs where they don’t get to use the written language, and are simply out of practice. This would apply to the country hick as much as the urbanite.
Actually, you said “those on the right make them on their own”. Nothing about a higher degree.
Also, ignorance is no excuse. For anything. Try breaking a law you didn’t know anything about. You’ll still be arrested, and the judge will say “Ignorance is no excuse. Learn the law.”
Ok, as a rule of thumb, I have said that the right most often makes them. Though I will admit that there has been a lot of printed ones since the teabaggers have arrived. You think those on the right are tired of their spelling mistakes being blasted on the news and internet while those on the left so often get ignored?
Nah, I just think there aren’t as many mistakes on the left, as we are the “elitist scum” and tend to be higher educated. *zing*
Let me axe you sumtin…..
Do dis be my Harvard degree?
You know what GED stands for? Good Enough Diploma…
You want fries with that?
No, no, a PhD asks “Do you want fries with that?”
Moan bak!
That’s nonsense, bitter. A PhD would at least get to be an assistant manager. The people with Masters Degrees run the drive thru.
Of course the manager is a guy who dropped out of school midway through the 9th grade, has greasy hair, and a condescending attitude…
Of course. Experience is what moves you up these days, not education. And since he’d been working there for the last 15 years, he gets to be manager, a position of great respect and oh, I almost said that with a straight face.
*hands Rando a tissue (pronounced tiss-you)*
Here you go, you may need this..
* Watches the Simpson’s. (See link in name.)*
*Thinks of last 4 years. *
* Thinks of working fast food again. * *Shudders*
*Thinks of another 4 years of grad school* *shakes violently*
No, you’re all wrong. A Ph.D. can piece together 4 or 5 part-time college teaching jobs, for no benefits, and a salary a bit above fast food. With no benefits, of course. Did I say no benefits? But at least there is no deep fat fryer involved!
I gather that Staples and Starbucks offer benefits to part-time employees…(something I keep track of, after those 7 years I did as part-time faculty/part-time grad student).
Borders also gives benefits to part time employees and you may be able to order some of your text books from work and use the employee discount on them to boot.
At my job I get full health coverage, that being health/dental/life for the low low price of $250 every week.
Oh… and I get doughnuts…. lots of free doughnuts…
I am not really complaining about grad school (I am nearly done) . I have somewhat safe pay (just above poverty measures) and pretty good health care. The economic downturn has added a new twist though, as many badly paid research and teaching assistants are *not being renewed* the following year. They aren’t ‘firing’ anyone, their jobs just cease to exist. An interesting implication of the recession is that there is a lagged response in academia in some states, since decreased tax revenues don’t directly factor into this years budget too much, but strongly impact next year’s budgets. This seems to impact graduate student employment more than others at least at my university.
Saying this, I am feeling remorse for my fellow grad students more than for myself. My position seems to be safe for the moment (my wife’s, not so much).
Getting back on topic, I know a number of people with masters degrees working in restaurants, but no PhDs. I guess that is what post-docs are for. I guess that one also can’t pay back one’s student loans on fast food wages
Just started about three or four years ago Jane. Sorry
Post-docs are a form of indentured servant. Which is why I did the adjunct instructor route. I really didn’t want my advisor to also be my boss…which I could get away with, since my parents were helping with tuition (thank you, parents!!!).
@bitter wino. Make sure that your post-doc includes sell-able skills–teach some, also do library or lab work. That way you can be flexible if the university job market still svcks when you get out there. And good luck!
You all make me so glad that my husband and I did our graduate work long ago when a normal person could actually afford a state university. (Tuition at the University of Texas system was $500 PER YEAR when we went there. I think it’s around $18-20K now, and since I doubt TA salaries have gone up much from the $10K we received….)
Of course, it helps if you choose fields that make you employable outside academia.
Agreed. Writing is barely part of my job, and that is usually nothing more than the occasional sentence, if even that. Though reading is hugely important. I have very poor spelling, you probably wouldn’t want to read my posts if it weren’t for firefoxes built in spellchecker (which is actually helping to improve my spelling). It just seems that if you’re going to make a protest sign you should take the time to pull out a dictionary and double check your spelling, or have a friend proof read it for you.
Yeppers. I luvs my spell check. And like you, I have found that it has helped me improve, and have taken an effort lately to work on expressing my thoughts better.
Bottom line, we all need proofreaders. Even Hillary had a big flub at an event. I don’t remember exactly what it was, but I do remember it.
I hate when I switch to internet explorer on another computer but in my mind I’m thinking it’s still going to spell check and then I see the blatant spelling errors on my facebook status updates.
Yep. And I hate not having adblock plus on my G1. It makes loading a page take soooooo long.
Please. The sign has four words. No one old enough to vote should need a proofreader for a four-word sign.
THERE ARE -FOUR- LIGHTS!!!!!!!
sweet-checks, wouldn’t it depend on the size of the words, not the count? after all, if she were using 4 words that had, say, more than one or two syllables, then by all means nobody could be faulted for using a dictionary, but this is pathetic on so many levels (including that she probably doesn’t even own an elitist dictionary because guess-and-go works just fine)
and i loathe this new-ish reply system!
You know, you say this (about the pre-printed signs) every time there’s a lol with a hand-written sign. We get it. You think the lefties use more printed signs. Obviously not everyone agrees with you (I think it’s about equal), but we get it. Sheesh.
He also claims he’s not a conservative, then he carry’s the GOP party line. Almost every time he “gets into it” with anyone, it is mostly the conservative side he’s arguing for. Just sayin’.
I don’t carry the GOP party line. And you know that. I have smacked the GOP as much as I have the DNC. Just sayin’.
Not so much there, JAC. I hardly EVER see you smack a conservatroll.
Where have you been the last few days?
I noted–justa was doing some righteous smacking. And those were some pretty gnarly trolls, too!
Yeah, give JAC his due- his politics are regrettably conservative, but he knows how to handle those who can’t behave like adults here!
And he drinks tea. He can’t be all that bad.
Suddenly I have the urge for some of that Blueberry tea. You want one?
Thanks, but I just brewed some lemon zinger. Would you like a slice of non-lie cake? Apple and cherry, with doctor-disapproved amounts of butter?
Mmmmmm, Apple! And don’t worry about the butter. My BP is high, not my cholesterol.
Besides, I don’t believe in margarine. How many foods do you know that can be left in the trunk of a car for a year, and when you return, it will be the same?
Twinkie, Spam, Bisquick…That’s about it, even bottled water goes bad after to long(don’t believe me? leave some bottled water in the car for a few years and then try drinking it)
Oh, and Dr. pepper will actually improve, I’ve found it’s best to drink it about three months after the expiration date
Oh my gods *drools* I want some cake..
I definitely don’t want a twinkie or 3 year old water, thank you! The cake recipe was from an old NYTimes article–they ‘improved’ it, I liked the old one with my own improvements. No oil–buttah! 1/2 whole wheat flower. dried cherries rather than raisins. kept the walnuts, though.
*cuts up cake, and hands out chunks to everyone* Enjoy!
Mmmmm, this will keep me happy on the bus ride to work. nomnomnomnomnom
I’m getting fatter just reading this thread. MMMMMMMMM
Last night I bought a box of coconut chai tea. I was thinking that I’d drank most of my friend’s vanilla red and owed her a box. When I hooked back up with my friends they were in the alcohol aisle. We ended up brewing very strong tea and mixing Kahlua and milk with it. Yummmmmy.
“regrettably conservative”
*sigh* I believe in sticking with the Constitution……
Some of your views tend towards the conservative that have nothing to do with the Constitution.
Such as?
I dunno, I just assumed that’s what he meant. I’d have to research your views to get any more in depth.
I understood what he meant, but I was pointing out that a lot of people are assuming about me. That and I get the idea that those on the left think that everyone who speaks about States vs Fed is automatically a rightwing nutjob.
*shocked* You mean that’s not true?
*snerk*
I’m sorry JAC, but I don’t buy the idea that the States are supposed to be little independent regimes loosely governed by a weak federal system. The South blew up the “State’s Rights” argument, for me, when they asserted it gave them the right to own human beings. There are states, today, where I’m sure a majority could be found to support an American Taliban that would institute a true Old Testament set of laws that would criminalize a lot of private behavior, and I find that to be wrong, wrong, wrong. If you’re really concerned about defending the constitution, don’t stop with the Second and Tenth Amendments. I’d like to see the First (“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion” especially) and the Fourth (particularly with regard to warrantless wiretapping) (and Obama has let me down by continuing that trashy bit of operations) receive the attention they deserve.
Mark, let me first say that it wasn’t about owning other humans. That’s just the excuse that was used. Keep in mind that the emancipation proclamation didn’t free the slaves. Only a certain few. And that one of the worst offenders of the Fed/Vs States was a southerner, Andrew Jackson.
I also agree with you about the establishment of religion. A lot of those who are foolish enough to want an official govt religion are not wise enough to realize that someone who doesn’t share their beliefs will sooner or later get in power.
Sorry I’ve been away. Had to go burn our copy of the Constitution so I could keep my liberal card.
Guess I don’t have to burn our flag since I’d have to find the jerk who stole it first.
See if you can find the jerk who stole my GPS and jump box, while you are at it. Punk also got my inverter and cell phone charger, as they were all on the same power cord.
Oh, and a lot of those lib ideals could be done on a local level, and still be legal.
Well, considering that our last self-proclaimed ‘conservative’ president brought the federal government into the historically most state-run institutions, I don’t find restraint of the federal government remotely within the ‘conservative’ playbook. (Since you have children in school, you must be aware of the NCLB, not only the greatest federal interference in states’ affairs, but one of the worst things to ever happen to public schools.)
You’ll find most who are conservative, but not necessarily Republican, started jumping the GW ship with the NCLB act. And I also think that GW got the nod simply because there wasn’t a real conservative to fill the job.
Throw in a lot of people on the right that should know about limited govt, but think it’s ok for govt to have the power to enforce their ideals (drugs, sexuality, ect..) and they seem to forget it. Seems a lot of people on both sides of the isle confuse law with morals.
Not here at least (I can’t speak for anywhere else). There were lots of people who continued to think that the sun shone out of GW’s arse long after the NCLB disaster.
Oh definitely. NCLB was just the start, and it was like a small spark created by rubbing 2 sticks together, with a desperate breath trying to get the fire started.
And there are still those who worship at the throne, as noted either on this page, or the one before. (Or maybe it was after. Poor Jim)
I still don’t think GW will turn out to be the disaster that some make him out to be, but he certainly wasn’t conservative in the dictionary definition. But that has been fading for some time. And I do recall that he defined himself as a “compassionate conservative.”
Um, I may be wrong, but I believe that was Bush #1′s self-definition.
Oops. found a Declaration of Independence. ‘Spose I will have to burn that also.
*headdesk*
“S’pose” of course. Now I will have to turn in my English degree.
“I still don’t think GW will turn out to be the disaster that some make him out to be”
Justa, ARE YOU FCUKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!? You don’t think GW will TURN OUT to be a disaster? As though the verdict isn’t already out on that point. You know, you may feel that some pigeonhole you as more right-wing than you think you are, but it’s statements like that one that make people see you that way.
Oh, come on. What’s a piddling $10 trillion debt?
Obama’s fault. Clearly.
I didn’t say he was good, just that he’s not teh ebil, as some people say he is.
And debt is one of the reasons many people turned on him. GW had excuses for it, and so does BO. Both of them are wrong.
I know a family of born again Christians (‘the brethren’ is their flavor) who see GWB as ‘their’ president. Because of his publicly stated religious beliefs, he can do no wrong in their eyes. Which frightens me. I just can’t see how being born again can cause a person to become other than human, and humans are fallible creatures!
(I can see how making a choice to be a moral person can cause one to be a better human…but one is still human!)
I’ve met people like that. And they are scary. I think “We the People” need to stop making Demi-Gods out of our leaders.
Can we start with getting rid of that whole “Liberals think Obama is the messiah” talking point?
I know me and my people are still waiting for a Messiah… but I highly doubt it was a black guy with a nice suit…
Personally, mine is Alanis Morrisette, but she needs Alan Rickman to do her talking for her.
“See, I told you she’s funny!”
Janie! Dogma FTW!!!
By the way, look at the very first comment on this page. Just sayin’.
There’s one in a row!
Actually, I said “hardly EVER”, which does not imply “never”.
And how many times have I given Jim a stiff upper lip? When he gets trollish, he gets called on it. Though some beat me to it. And if you look back, there are more.
Not a good example. jim is consistently trollish.
I’d disagree there. Jim has put up a few lighthearted posts in the past week. A couple even made me laugh. And his first post on the Abraham Lincoln so-called-lol was positively restrained.
I think such efforts should be recognized, more so than the froth. Does that make me a starry-eyed cynic?
No, it makes you open minded.
I got a hurry up and run out the door phone call, or I would have said that too. For all the stiff upper lip I have given Jim, I think he did a great job dealing with that troll who thought he was going to come in hear and train us monkeys.
jim has his occasional moments. Most of what he writes still gives me a headache.
Oh, agreed. But I had thought he was going to be constantly trolling, and he surprised me!
Yeah, I caught on early that there is intelligent life there, just overcome with passion. Maybe if he ties one hand behind his back, to slow down his typing, he will be able to keep a level head?
Well, you are probably not talking about me , but what makes one a troll? I never encountered the term prior to pk, but it doesn’t seem to be a good thing…..
Go to Wikipedia and look up “internet troll”. *shudders* More information than any one person needs.
I just don’t understand why it matters. Is using Kinko’s elitist?
There are some who make the claim that it’s only the rich elite who are brainwashing the people on the right to carry a prefabricated message for them. Insinuating that the people on the right are incapable of coming up with their own ideas, or have simply become pawns of the machine.
I insinuate nothing! I come right out and SAY it.
Just don’t become a pawn of the leftist machine. Think for yourself. We are not Borg…..
Projecting much?
Not at all. I didn’t think there was any danger of you become a pawn of the GOP.
If that made sense, I’d have a comeback to it. LOL
I explain it to you later…
Well, that’s good, because we were discussing the left, not the gop. So I’ve no idea how that came into it.
*sigh* I see you still didn’t get it.
I was never entirely sure why borg assimilation was such a bad thing. (not in this context obviously) people are working on hivemind stuff anyway >.>
Just imagine the hive mind decides that your breeding mate is Dick Cheney….
*curls up into the fetal position in the corner and starts whimpering*
I’m sorry, but it had to be done….
There are some things you don’t do to a person!
One would think in a hive mind, since literally all of the minds in the hive would retch at that thought, it’d never happen.
Hay, were doing everything we can against the Tyranid scourge, they know nothing but extinction whenever the come near a civilized world!
I was assimilated for a time. It wasn’t so bad.
But you enjoy a lot of experiences that others might not! So should we trust your judgment on assimilation? Of course, if it was 7 of 9, I could see the temptation… Whoof!
You should trust my judgment in all things *waves hand*
We should trust your judgment in all things. These are not the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
*pats DU on the head*
That’s my good girl.
I’m still not clear how it relates to pre-printed vs. handmade signs. Bear with me, I’ve been sick and I may have had too high a brandy to cider ratio last night.
Grassroots movement = Handmade signs
Manipulation by the man = Preprinted signs
That makes no sense at all. You said that some people claim that the rich elite are brainwashing the right, but by saying the left have pre-printed signs you’re saying that the left are the ones brainwashed. Which is it?
Ok, here we go again. There are people on the top of both piles manipulating the common man, whether it is the rich elite big business righties or the big machine of the left.
Therefore “manipulation by the man.” From either side.
The most recent accusations are that the big business are feeding the teabag protests, and it’s not a representation of the average American.
Also George Soros, that guy who started the public referendum rules in California (whose name obviously escapes me), the LDS and Catholic churches, Clear Channel (who let them have so many radio stations?!?), Ted Turner, Rupert Murdoch….
Although there are clearly leaders of the right and the left, I think that you would be providing too much credit to the disorganized left by saying they are being controlled by a ‘big machine’. The left and democrats in general have been a broad coalition of diverse interests since at least the 1960s. The left, and not necessarily the groups endorsed by the democratic party, have been involved in protest politics for a long time as well. I would argue that for the most part, the semblance of organization in democratic protests comes from experience, not explicit manipulation by elites. Well made signs don’t come from elites, they come from experience and preparation.
I was never under the impression that ‘big business’ was feeding the teabag protests. I was under the impression that certain members of the Fox News crew were feeding the tea baggers. The tea baggers are certainly not a representation of the average American. It is a representation of a certain sub-group of Americans that mostly voted or would have against Obama to begin with.
The majority of the liberals I have talked too, would tell you plainly that Fox News is the manifestation of big business.
And I guess you don’t consider the Rainbow Coalition or NAACP and such a big machine. Never mind George Sorros, as VG pointed out.
I also suppose that you didn’t hear the news reports that the insurance companies were providing transportation, signs, and even paying some of the protesters at the teabag rallies. I don’t know to what degree it was true, but I don’t see that as any different than any company supporting a movement. It was, by the left, labeled as a bunch of stupid gun toting hicks that were pawns of the big insurance and big pharma.
And I hate to break it to you, and I know this may be hard on you, but BO’s approval is slipping. Steadily.
Up here in the lefty northeast, I have to admit that I have never seen evidence of MoveOn.org, Soros, the Rainbow Coalition, the NAACP or such groups in action. I have seen MassPIRG and GreenPeace fundraisers in my neighborhood. I have of course had the candidate robot phonecalls (do they actually work on anyone?). But none of the other groups have either mailed or phoned me to try and raise money or votes… Which makes me think that Soros is a west-coast phenomenon, and that the other groups are perhaps ‘medium business’?
Except of course for Clear Channel, who is teh ebil!
Yeah VG, there are different groups, depending on where you are in the good ole US of A. And that goes for right or left parties.
And yes, Clear Channel is about as bad as LOLSpeak.
LOLspeak is like alcohol, it’s fine in moderation, as long as you use it on the appropriate places, but if you over use it you’re going to have a splitting headache the next morning. Clear Channel is like heroin laced with bleach and should be avoided at all times.
If you are headed my way, I will provide you with the clear-channel-free radio channels beforehand. Promise!
Ok, I just don’t have the gusto this late in the evening to deal with your entire post. I do find it odd you refer to collaboration of the left in one way, but another for the tea party attendees. You did address that the left has more practice at it, which is true, but left out that there is some kind organization putting the message together. And it’s almost sarcastic to say that you missed the meeting. Neither side is that obvious, though there is professional organization on both sides.
Fair enough. It was intended to be sarcastic- should have noted it. Both sides do have professionals. Honestly, I don’t know anyone actively involved in the tea bag protests and thus I will defer to those with greater first hand experience of its organization (I was a little tired and maybe a little drunk when I typed the last post.) You got the main point (I took too long to get at) that orderly protest/ spell-checked signs probably come from experience.
Actually, knee-jerk reactionary = not enough time to have signs spell-checked and printed.
Well thought out and organized = time to have signs spell-checked, printed and distributed amongst the protestors
I mean, wouldn’t claiming that the right have handmade signs support the supposition that they’re being brainwashed by the rich elite? (which is completely untrue, btw, everyone knows they’re brainwashed at church first.)
Of course their brainwashed by the church first, of course teh Jews are funding teh whole operation, and teh Ebil Muslims recruit the ‘frothy’ and ‘loony’ conservatives to spread their ‘blather.’ It’s all a conspiracy for the Buddhists to gain world domination through a Nuclear holocaust and Native Americans to create a totally industrialized world where there is no hope for sunlight and happiness. God help us all – oh, they GOT ME!! *blarg*
It’s spelled nukular!
My bad
Yes it is. Not handmaking things (including custard from scratch, my sister informs me) is purview of lazy intellectual types who know how to locate a printshop using only the the yellow pages and an ability to read.
think she’d fry a few brain cells if she took into account all the left-leaning, tree-hugging, hippie types who try to make as much as possible from scratch?
Has ANYONE noticed the sign to the right? Either it’s a pre-printed banner or someone is really fracken good at making signs.
It’s a preprinted flag. It was a flag flown before the battle of Gonzales by Texans during the Texan revolution. wiki entry linked
I’m not really sure why it is here. My best guess was something about Obama trying to take guns from people, but personally i find that to be a shallow interpretation so I’m most likely wrong.
I can guess that it translates as “I want a house in an area I can’t afford”!
House in Alaska =D
De Gubmint needs to give it to me !!!!
The closest I can think of is that it’s a reference to bailout money? Who knows.
To your West U question: Given the “Come and Take It” canon flag (a super badass flag here in the lovely state of Texas), I gander that the protest is taking place in Texas (surprise?). I think she is referring to a house in West University, an upper class neighborhood in Houston. It’s one of the wealthiest spots in the city, with most homes being valued at over a million bucks.
Interesting. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that type of sign at a leftie rally — someone whining about wanting a totally unnecessary over-priced possession. They were all whining about wanting totally necessary over-priced health care.
Oh, wait, I forgot. We can just all go to emergency room! *runs to ER to have a strep test done for about 100 times the cost in a doctor’s office*
Oooo! *runs to Rando’s hospital room with flowers, but he’s already been discharged and is wandering the streets*
Tomorrow’s headline: New jobs created by lack of health care reform: Posse for finding Rando!
See, you’re doing the whole emergency room trip all wrong. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was friends with two guys who decided to get drunk and break a glass door. One was smart and broke his half of the door by kicking it with his steel toed boots. The other one wasn’t so bright, he broke his hand punching the glass, and the police took him to the hospital. Sadly he wasn’t carrying any ID and the police weren’t watching him. He was told by the nurse the next morning to stop by the front desk to fill out his discharge papers before he left. He didn’t. Free emergency room visit AND he didn’t go to jail. The moral of this story is: If you want free health care, get drunk and do something stupid?
Ah, but did you know that a bad credit score can affect your ability to get auto insurance?
Heck, move to NM. I believe about half our drivers don’t have any insurance anyway! Which may explain why I pay more for auto insurance in NM than I did in San Diego!
He the Garndmatser of of teh Theif Guidl °_°
Now -my- head hurts.
When will people learn? It’s “I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C.” with the exception of words where “I” is pronounced like “A” in words like Neighbour and weigh.
I before E except after C is only true about 48% of the time if I remember correctly. Though it is mostly the words you use in grade school where the rule is true which is probably why they teach the rule
What about “eerie”? I don’t recall a rule for that word, and have to thank firefox for spelling it correctly!
I believe the rule is ‘I before E except after C or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh or when it’s just plain weird’. That’s what we teach kids as “rules” or English, and then we’re all surprised when they don’t understand what “theory” means in scientific terms. In fairness, in language rules are more guidelines than actual rules.
Like the Pirate Code…
We are the pirates who don’t do anything. We just stay at home and lie around. If you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you we don’t do anything….
Damn you! I just got that song out of my head last week!
*snerk* I guess you like to talk to potatoes.
I don’t talk to them! They talk to me, I try to ignore them!
Well let me tell you, I’ve got a show for you!
Why and where do I know that? Hmmm…..
I know a graduate student studying syntax and such and he explained the full “rule” to me. It starts with “I before E except after C, unless pronounced Ay as in Neighbor and Weigh, or if it is weird” then proceeds into a list of about 28 other things and ends in “and those don’t rhyme.
Personally I’m stunned I can spell at all.
That’s what happen when a language gets created by combining local lingo with that of multiple invaders and immigrants!
…and weekends and holidays and all throughout May. And you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say!!!
I didn’t actually get this caption until I read your comment (I’m dyslexic). Thanks for reminding me of the rule.
The Kingdom of Belgium is a country in northwest Europe. It is a founding member of the European Union and hosts its headquarters, as well as those of other major international organizations, including NATO. Belgium covers an area of 30,528 square kilometres (11,787 sq mi) and has a population of about 10.7 million.
Straddling the cultural boundary between Germanic and Latin Europe, Belgium is home to two main linguistic groups, the Flemish and the French-speakers, mostly Walloons, plus a small group of German-speakers. Belgium’s two largest regions are the Dutch-speaking region of Flanders in the north, with 59% of the population, and the French-speaking southern region of Wallonia, inhabited by 31%. The Brussels-Capital Region, officially bilingual, is a mostly French-speaking enclave within the Flemish Region and has 10% of the population. A small German-speaking Community exists in eastern Wallonia. Belgium’s linguistic diversity and related political and cultural conflicts are reflected in the political history and a complex system of government.
The name ‘Belgium’ is derived from Gallia Belgica, a Roman province in the northernmost part of Gaul that was inhabited by the Belgae, a mix of Celtic and Germanic peoples. Historically, Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg were known as the Low Countries, which used to cover a somewhat larger area than the current Benelux group of states. From the end of the Middle Ages until the 17th century, it was a prosperous centre of commerce and culture. From the 16th century until the Belgian revolution in 1830, many battles between European powers were fought in the area of Belgium, causing it to be dubbed the battleground of Europe—a reputation strengthened by both World Wars. Upon its independence, Belgium eagerly participated in the Industrial Revolution and, at the end of the nineteenth century, possessed several colonies in Africa. The second half of the 20th century was marked by the rise of communal conflicts between the Flemings and the Francophones fuelled by cultural differences on the one hand and an asymmetrical economic evolution of Flanders and Wallonia on the other hand. These still-active conflicts have caused far-reaching reforms of the formerly unitary Belgian state into a federal state.
The theif is Belgian!!!!!1111!!!!!111!!!!
MURDERRRRR!!!!1!!1!!2!!!elebenty!!!
pi r squared
“pi r not squared. pi r round.” -Head Reference Librarian
Mmmmmmmmm, pi.
cornbread are square.
brownies are square too.
rectangles are square
Nope. You’ve got that bassackwards.
SOME rectangles are squares.
Some brownies are rectangular!
Some cubes are brownies.
‘cubs’: there, fixed that for you
So let me get this straight… pi, cornbread, and brownies are squared, but not all rectangles are squared, so not all Pi-corn-brownie-bread are squares of the root of 42?
It’s hip to be square.
Magnum pi?
Was yours pumpkin?
Mine was my Czechoslovakian grandmothers Southern Pecan Pie. Well, her recipe, anyway.
*drools* *gives puppy-dog eyes* Are there leftovers?
Even better, Derby Pie. Basically pecan pie with chocolate chips mixed in. Big stuff in Louisville.
OH DAY-YUMMMM. Warm & slightly melty, too?
:::sitsup&begs:::
Warm, gooey, and with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
AAcck! NO! No ice cream! It makes the pastry mushy!
Blasphemer!!!
Nooo. Extra-creamy Cool-Whip.
*strokes Nao’s hair lovingly*
I have something warm for you if you keep begging like that my dear.
I did have some of that, yes, but my new favorite pie is blackberry apple. My aunt made it and it OWNED.
Pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle’s circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle’s area to the square of its radius. The symbol π was first proposed by the Welsh mathematician William Jones in 1706. It is approximately equal to 3.14159 in the usual decimal notation (see the table for its representation in some other bases). Pi is one of the most important mathematical and physical constants: many formulae from mathematics, science, and engineering involve pi.
William Jones is Welshian!!!111!!!!111!!!!
beligian speak french, german, dutch, klingon and english
Klingon, huh? Well, that explains a lot!
nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’
I love you more today than I did yesterday bitterkins.
should love your bitter troll more everyday you bask in bitter troll’s bitter awsome of cheesey awsomesauce
OMG I love cheese!
Everything’s better with cheese.
If only we had known that in the Holocaust….
*somewhere in Auchswitz*
Jew 1: It’s cold, I’m tired and if I don’t work harder I’ll get gassed
Jew 2: Shut up! They’re watching!
Nazi SS: Hey Kikes! We’ve got cheese!
Jews: YAaaaaaaay!
*song and dance number*
What? Too soon?
TOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!1
The Nazis were Belgian!!!21212!!111!!15574!!!!1984!!!
MASS MUUURRDDEERREERR!!!!!111!1
Which begs the perennial question: does one have to be idiot to buy into the tea-bagging inanity or does it just help?
Insanity helps ALOT.
Or Greenpeace, PETA, ect….
Sea Kittens! They’re cute and cuddly dammit! Though would anyone like some landfish for lunch?
Tote it, baby!
Just because.
Oh wait, is that not a good excuse anymore? Dammit, my mother lied to me….
That only works if you happen to be my mom, and you’re not so NYAH.
Actually, she is. We’re just starting to film the prequels, we just need someone to play a young Eddie. Ah screw it, Eddie can play young Eddie. *dresses Eddie in a to small child Victorian era child’s outfit and gives him a large lollipop then throws glitter, sparkles, velvet beads and feathers all over foo.* Now we just need to pick someone to play the Jur jar character. Can’t decide between guest, cgray, again, and primavera/ioness. Remember, he dies at the end of the first movie which is why he can’t be played by himself and has to have an actor stand in for him, also, we’re going to want the death scene to look as real as possible. This means real death.
Oooh, I love snuff films.
*pops popcorn*
*bursts in from the SFX room*
Dammit DU! I’m working on the death scene effects now but I can’t do it to these specifications without some sort of-
Oh… what? Real death?
*drops his hi tech squibs*
Well that makes it simple…
*grabs a steak knife from the catering table*
We’re ready for the death scene now…
That thing looks kinda…I dunno, sharp? Do you have something a bit less dangerous? Like a rusty fork? Or a spoon! Yes, a rusty spoon! Remember, this is supposed to be a three hour long movie and two of those hours are the death scene.
LOCKSLEY!!!!! I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR HEART OUT… WITH A SPOOOOON!!!!
Why a spoon?
Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more. (I lurvs Alan Rickman)
I know you do Janie.
In fact.. check your FB. I took this for you a while ago and forgot to tell you.
Maybe Justa’s a Libra?
Libraism is a Cancer in todays society!
LOL. I’m a Cancer and I married a Libra..
Oh, deepest sympathies, Charro. I had no idea, when I made that comment before.
:..(
It’s ok. Been a wild ride.. Fo sho.
*puts down his scale*
And what pray tell is wrong with Libras? Apart from envy inspiring good looks, our endless talent, and bottomless humility?
*starts to get crabby* Stupid Libras, always think they’re better. Better looking, better at singing, better diplomats, better humility! *snaps her little crab claws and scuttles off*
-I- didn’t say there was anything wrong with Libras..
*snorts mightily out of his snout* I may be a little bull-headed, but I think the Tauruses are the true awesomeness. Excuse me for a second, someone is waving a red cape over there…
nothng wrong with zebras..they the stripey horsies
Maybe I’m tired of wading through the bullstuffings, and I would really like to get to the heart of things.
And I’m tired of playing nicey nice all the time. Sometimes I just wanna say what I feel without having to say “but the liberals do this too so everyone sucks equally.” I don’t believe everyone sucks equally.
I don’t believe they suck equally, but I do think it’s dishonest to call someone or something wrong when your team is just as guilty.
We’re not talking about differences of opinions, but rather when people are complaining about the wrongs of those who differ. It’s like a a fat man lecturing another fat man for overeating. In other words, it’s hypocritical. Some keep claiming it’s ok because Fox News claims to be fair and balanced, yet the other networks claim the same thing, they just don’t advertise it so promptly.
We don’t suck equally! I suck a hell of a lot better than those sluts on the right!
Oh, now, I don’t know about that. I’ve been told I’m very talented in that area.
Hmmm… sounds to me like we need a “Suck-off!”
Contestants please sign up on the register here…
*presents a sheet of paper*
And I don’t think we’ll have a shortage of judges…
Well, I think it’d have to be done like the “walk-off” in Zoolander. Which means David Bowie gets to judge.
Sorry, Bowie and I are busy on the set of “Labyrinth 2″. We’re working closely with Zombie Henson and can’t be disturbed
But, but, ‘Bowie’s in space’!…?
I guess you don’t get to be a judge at our Suck-Off, Max dear. Unless you can find time in your busy schedule…
Well if Bowie’s the judge and he and I are in the same double wide on set, I think the Suck-off will have to come us.. isn’t that right Bowie?
That’s perfectly, right Max!
Bowie’s in spa-a-ace
Whatcha doin’ out there man?
And in the instance that we have a greedy competitor, I will volunteer to be a run-off judge…
And who’s a dumbass with two thumbs who forgot to switch his email? This guy! *points to self*
Is anyone else a little unnerved that I instigate a “suck-off” and I’m the male in the thread more interested in it than a Fox News/MSNBC debate?
But David and I will just have to roll with the…. blows *snickers* and judge this to best of our ability.
not really….and afterwards can you say” what a lovely tea party”
Ah bitter, I do love you my friend!
*reach around*
Oh you went and screwed it up, I’m not laughing too hard to use any motor skills. Not to mention I’ve got tears in my eyes and can’t see what I’m doing.
your not laughing?
-bitter ponder-
so what are you doing?…is it a pantless game?
I’m now* NOW laughing too hard.. see!?
never expected the captain lou sex jokes to be that funny…course with him being dead now that can add a touch of humor to it
Well played, bitter troll.
Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is homosexual.
How about this deal? He sucks my dick while you watch and jerk off?
…
All right.
*shows up for suck-off*
*Sees weird kinky bitter-Max-Rando weirdness*
*turns around and goes home*
Oh, will you just STFU about Fox news? We know! You aren’t defending them. Except when you’re defending them!
You know what? Take the chip off your shoulder and shove it so far up your butt till your breath smells like it. You are such a hee haww jackass hypocrite about that.
And that’s the reason I speak up about it.
Guys, once again you are making me glad I was born female.
Here. *hands over two rulers*
Why don’t you switch over to the metric side, and see whose is longer, and get over with it already?
Man VG I’m glad no one ever challenged me to a measuring contest… I’m not saying I’m huge… I’m just jewish.. you do the math.
VG, were that to actually happen between 2 men, one would be bragging about length, the other girth.
Alright then… if that be the case… then we’ll just have to settle this the old fashioned way… Who uses it better!
BRING IN THE SHEEP!!!
Why do the Scots like to shag sheep at the edge of a cliff?
The sheep push back..
Oh, and I’ll really need to see where MSNBC claims to be “fair & balanced”. They’re left, and proud of it.
I like to see a cite on MSNBC saying they are left. I have seen where they say they are unbiased Journalists.
I’ve got an idea…
WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS!?!?!?!?!
Good lord… you two… go to separate ends of the thread and I swear to god I so much as see you take a step towards reply snarkily to each other I’m shoving your faces in it and swatting you with a rolled up magazine… A rolled up copy of “The Inquirer” no less!
So just… cut… it…. out
Aw…thank you, Max. *leftover chocolate cream pie for Max!*
I just looked at the site, and did some searches, and can’t find where it says “unbaised” anywhere. Proof, or it didn’t happen.
Max, sorry bud, but I’m tired of shutting up and letting him have the last word (yes, I usually give up before he does. I have a life). This one I’m going to be a bulldog about, because he’s creating things out of thin air, and swearing it as fact. If the conversation bothers you, skip over it.
Oh Ivan, I guess you put your stupid hat on today. They make the claim to be journalists. I just don’t see where they say they are left and proud.
And HEY! What do you know. I looked at their site too. Guess what I found? “MSNBC is one of the most honored online news organizations. We combine breaking news, original journalism, extensive sources, advanced technology, and expansive content to provide our readers ‘A Fuller Spectrum Of The News’”
I couldn’t cut and paste it, as it’s in a flash window.
Here’s the link {http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21697053/welcome/}
Sounds an awful lot like “Fair and Balanced” to me.
I’m going with Max on this one….
Sheesh. Max is right, but I can understand Ivan’s argument: no where in JAC’s post from MSNBC does it actually say ‘unbiased’ or ‘fair and balanced.’
Their morning show is hosted by a conservative after all.
See, I don’t know that because I don’t watch ANY cable news. I watch BBC world news, much more entertaining and they never talked about balloon boy nor did they talk about Michael Jackson for four months.
I was just pointing out, in an annoyingly math geek sort of way, that JAC did not actually answer Ivan’s post. We mathematicians are sticklers that way: if you say something’s a right triangle, you either come up with a 90 degree angle or SHUT UP. “Sounds like” doesn’t cut it.
*off to do geeky math things*
Am I the only one that reads “A fuller spectrum of the news” as an omission that they intend to report something different than other stations?
Ivan, I understand the frustration, but just try to realize, whatever you’re trying to point out, chances are, those of us whose opinions mean something to you, already know and acknowledge. You’ll never change the minds of anyone else here on this board. I’ve been here posting for a good while now, and I’ve been reading the comments since before then, and I’ve never seen anyone concede defeat on here, they’ll either redirect, dodge, or just plain say “Alright f*ck it! I’m done.”
The best you can do (if you’re lucky) is to find middle ground.
I know it’s tempting when someone does something repeatedly that you find unnerving, I’m guilty of it myself, but take solace in knowing that if its an offense of enough magnitude, someone will point it out, someone who JAC will probably have an inclination to listen to. I feel that the more the two of you clash horns the more the rest of us lose.
All I’m saying is…. give peace a chance.
Replace the word ‘omission’ with ‘admission’. – the opposite of what I said.
Oh, I don’t know. A journalist is supposed to be unbiased. And it’s not a word for word quote, don’t be an ass about it. It does say it covers a fuller spectrum, implying it covers both sides.
And Ivan was stating that it was left and proud of it. I don’t find that anywhere. But rather a statement of covering the full spectrum.
And most liberals I talk to, or see on here, go on about it being unbiased. With a rare few stating how happy they are that it’s the best left wing source.
All in all, I sick of people screaming that their side is the honest one, when both sides are biased. The “mainstream” media has a decidedly left bias, and Fox News has a right bias.
And Max, Fox has some liberal people on it too. Or did at some point. (I don’t know, I don’t watch any of them anymore)
You took the bait JAC… just because someone points out something about one news station, there is no internet rule to defend the other side. I think that’s what Ivan is going on about. It’s ok to let sleeping dogs lie… perfectly ok and most of the time, it’s the smartest thing to do.
And to clarify, I’m not railing you JAC just trying to express Ivan’s frustrations without degrading into petty arguing and name-calling.
There are plenty, plenty, of things we liberals here on the board are tired of hearing, that’s just plain not true. The whole “death panel” thing comes to mind.
Luckily most of the time it’s some random troll who spouts off at the mouth, but in cases like you and Ivan, it just gets to be out of control, and embarrassing for all of us. I’m just saying it’s possible to ignore the bad and get along. We can get along, we can be friends… and dare I say… lovers?
Now…. how about that reach around?!
Max, I am actually trying to have an honest conversation. And that’s hard with some people always screaming Faux News every time they don’t like something. It’s BS and they know it before it leaves their mouth. (Or fingers in this case)
Trollish comments are nasty, no matter what side they come from.
And to be honest with you, it started when Monkey Trainer made a stupid remark and I called him on it.
Naw, Max. I have to say that I’m definitely satisfied with the opposite sex. You don’t do a thing for me. Now let the wife try to sneak out the shower to the bedroom naked, and I run like cheetah down the hall. Me LIKEY the coming together joyfully!
I can see your point of view, but you have to realize, defending fox news on these threads is a losing downhill battle. You’re not only fighting uphill, but you’re outnumbered.
Doing so would be the equivalent of me defending Obama everytime someone tries to smear him. I’d run out of patience, out of energy, and eventually run out of excuses, because just like us all, he’s flawed. Obama has, is, and will make mistakes because he’s human.
The whole Fox/MSNBC/CNN bias debate has been gone over and over and over, and shame on you and Ivan for devolving into this frackus over a troll’s comment. The two of you are far too intelligent to be baited like that. Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if Monkey trainer isn’t just a sock used by one of our mutual “friends” to simply stir up harsh feelings between the regulars.
My point is, the two of you have far too much potential to waste on skirmishes between each other… so what do you say we all band together… and hate the French.. eh?
Hmmm take out the downhill on “losing downhill battle” I have no idea why I put that in there…
Max, I gave a troll a hard time, then here came Ivan to the rescue of the troll. And decided to smack at me for it. He forgot his midol this month or something.
Being that I have no kids I feel very strange saying this…
I DON’T CARE WHO STARTED IT… I’M ENDING IT! OR SO HELP ME I’M TURNING THIS BOARD RIGHT BACK AROUND TO ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER!!
bitter troll is here, time to sing good morning song yet?
Good morning song? Starbucks has a theme song?
Greenpeace is a non-governmental organization for the protection and conservation of the environment. Greenpeace uses direct action, lobbying and research to achieve its goals. Greenpeace has a worldwide presence with national and regional offices in 46 countries, which are affiliated to the Amsterdam-based Greenpeace International. The global organization receives its income through the individual contributions of an estimated 3 million financial supporters.
Greenpeace, originally known as the Greenpeace Foundation, was founded in Vancouver, British Columbia, in 1971. Early meetings were held in the Shaughnessy home of Robert and Bobbi Hunter. The first office was opened in a back-room, storefront off Broadway on Cypress in Kitsilano, (Vancouver). On September 15, 1971, the Don’t Make a Wave Committee sent the eighty foot halibut seiner Phyllis Cormack from Vancouver, to oppose United States testing of nuclear devices in Amchitka, Alaska. While the boat never reached its destination and was turned back by the US military, this campaign was deemed the first using the name Greenpeace.
In 1972, the Greenpeace Foundation evolved in its own right to a less conservative and structured collective of environmentalists who were more reflective of the counterculture and hippie youth movements of the 1960s and 1970s. The social and cultural background from which Greenpeace emerged heralded a period of de-conditioning away from old world antecedents and sought to develop new codes of social, environmental and political behavior.
The focus of the organization later turned from anti-nuclear protest to other environmental issues: whaling, bottom trawling, global warming, old growth, nuclear power, and genetically modified organisms.
This means that GreenPeace is COLOMBIAN!!11!!
Viva La Revolucion!
My first thought when reading that Greenpeace headquarters were “off Broadway” was “Well, yeah, you’re never going to fill up a whole Broadway theater when your big musical number is “Don’t Nuke The Whales (PS: I want to live!)” They’re going to need something a bit flashier than that to make it on the great white way.
And now for something completely different….
Saw 2012 last night- usual liberal Hollywood drivel except I loved the part where “Obama” gets smushed by the aircraft carrier ! Poetic justice from the military he refuses to support. Wonder how they got that past the drone censors?
Do you really have such strong interest AGAINST this administration and know their actions and bureaucracies are wrong?
Maybe he’s just continuing that highest form of patriotism thingy from the last eight years?
Your name says that you’re an idiot, but your words say…well, pretty much the same thing.
Zing, burn, win, etc.
You really want either Biden or Pelosi as the president? Really?
THE WORLD IS EX-PLODEN!!! must be the evil liberals
From what I can see from the above comments, I think you would be quite suitable to join our organization. Behold….
” . . . military he refuses to support”??
How so? Being their commander-in-chief, I’m sure he tries to do what’s best for not only our country’s interest, where they’re involved, and them.
Do you have a response with any facts that support your dribbling?
Well, he’s a Democrat, and as we all know there are never any Democrats who join the armed forces or support them. Just by saying Democrat (or even worse, liberal) you are admitting that you hope all the soldiers die painful, fiery deaths, and that their families end up homeless and starving and also dying painful, fiery deaths. Isn’t it obvious? /MASSIVE SARCASM
THERE’S the Rando we all know and love!
And no, I wasn’t being a smart-ass. I was cheering the return of Rando’s Amazing Sarcasm. I lurvs me some sarcasm!
Nothing like some massively incorrect, hateful generalization of our kind to bring out the froth in me.
Remember that when I speak up about those massive generalizations….
Remember what?
Generalizations? massive? those like boobies? do they bounce?
yes. so long as they are not too old.
if they are to old and saggy just throw granny in a tree..let them droop down then knot a tire on the sags….then you have a tire swing
Troll grandmothers must be very tough women.
Oh God, not Again?! Please?!
Yep. It’s Again, again.
Fortunately Again is down to pretty much a drive by. A really stupid drive by, but at least it’s not the huge flame war we’ve had in the past.
In fairness, public education is just a fancy way of saying government funded school system, and from watching the news I’ve determined that anything government sponsored for the aid and betterment of it’s citizens is just socialist madness. Do you really think someone so worried about America turning socialist would attend these suspicious “public option” schools? Especially the kind that require “public option” roads to get there when every good American knows that the streets to communism are paved in the same damn thing as most every road in this country expect some of the really scary gravel ones that you seem to only get stuck on late at night when there is no one else around…
(Actually in fairness, my spelling is probably a hundred times worse than hers. Still, you have to believe that someone would have pointed it out when she was making it, or when she showed it to her friends, or even just sitting around in a group of people who are suppose to be showing solidarity together against the government, or even just a passing news anchor. Come on, guys. What part of democracy makes you act like an ass?)
Oh, I did mean that last part to address the people there with her and not PK. I’m pretty sure I know which part makes the internet act like an ass.
Other portions of the above rant aside, roads are the least socialist of gov’t projects as they are mainly financed from a variety of user fees.
Go ahead and rag on people about the socialism of public school funding, medicaid/welfare funding, and most Army Corps of Engineers projects all you want, but leave my damn roads alone until you know what you’re talking about.
“…mainly financed from a variety of user fees. ” User fees? I don’t know if maybe roads are done differently where you’re from, but I don’t know of user fee’s for the roads I’ve been on. Also…what about sidewalks?
Gas/diesel taxes, excise tax on all tires, excise tax on commercial trucks, highway use tax on commercial trucks, registration fees on all on-road vehicles, registration pro-rate fees on commercial trucks, permit/authority fees on commercial trucks, tolls and I’m sure I’m forgetting at least one or two.
As for city streets and sidewalks, those are primarily paid for with property taxes/assessments against the properties served by those roads, which while not specifically a “user” fee, it’s still charged to those who benefit from the road’s/sidewalk’s increase in their property value (in most cases, roads and sidewalks are built on an easement across the private property owner’s land).
Another one: It varies by state, but vehicle sales tax revenues can be allocated to road budgets as well.
Ah. Okay. I was thinking user fee like someone standing at the side of the road collecting money every time you drive on the road (something I haven’t seen before). *hasn’t paid user fee’s either way*
*holds sign* Will pave for fees!
I used to do just that, well not the sign part, but paving for a fee. It’s not a bad gig if you’re young and energetic.
My ex girlfriend’s family was a bunch of pavers. That’s a hard life. “Uncle” Johny’s neck was messed up from looking over his shoulder for so many years.
Hence the “young” part.
Johny Jr was just starting to get to the age of “this job hurts.”
Yeah, I never bothered to read those signs. I always figured they wanted money for something but always figured it was for charity or booze or something.
Not to mention that these user fees are frequently pillaged for non-road expenditures. About 17% of fuel taxes go to subsidize money-losing transit projects.
‘money losing transit projects’? You better not be talking ’bout my bus!
More like the light rail system in Charlotte NC. The one with the Major Payne “toooot toooot” horn.
Well, as long as you aren’t messing with my buses *has to get to work somehow*
Haven’t had the pleasure of hearing the Lynx horn yet, maybe it will keep the bums from getting run over.
When we built the first phase of the light rail system in San Diego, much of the right-of-way hadn’t seen trains since just after WWII, so many of the area’s “professional campers” were caught unaware by big red trolley cars coming at them at a high rate of speed.
This would explain how the system got its nickname of the “killer tomato.”
*has an “Attack of the killer tomatoes” flashback*
Well, if you ride one of those “Magic Bus” thingies that actually break even, then good for you. If not, then you’re welcome for my frequent and voluminous contributions toward your commute.
I don’t have a problem with subsidized at the local level. It can be cheaper than tearing down and rebuilding roads. Just don’t forget to keep the roads up too.
But don’t do like Charlotte, and ignore the roads just so you can build an overpriced light rail, simply for the “world class” image.
Or worse yet, an arena turned down three times by the voters.
It seems like you know the Queen city well….
Moved here in late ’99. Have been involved on a few planning/land use/etc committees here and elsewhere.
Now I feel like that seagull on Finding Nemo. Sorry if I cut you off on 85…….
YOU’RE LIKE RATS WITH WINGS!!!
No, that is the pigeons. Seagulls are pretty, when they are flying! –well, if you ignore their eating habits, they are!
Seagulls are pretty smart, if you leave any food unattended at the beach they will take it, rip open the package and eat it the moment your back is turned. They know what has food in it and what doesn’t.
Oh so you’re the 150+ people who cut me off on 85 JAC… I knew I had seen you somewhere before!
So Max, you live near the World Class city of Queen Mecklenburg?
Near it, thankfully. But I try to never go into Charlotte unless the fate of mankind depends upon it.
Yeah, I’m smart enough to be out of the shadow of the queen myself. Keep going south west until you bypass Gaston county. When you see mountains, wave.
HA! I know where JAC lives now! *goes to egg his house*
I’m up on a mountain, I promise I will see you coming first. But I need to break in this new shotgun. I hope you have a good flak jacket!
Oh so you’re over there near Mt. McKinley? Or Table Rock?
Not quite that far. A little closer to a historic battle site….
Ask the Brits what happened the last time somebody tried to take the mountain.
I agree with Max. That Charlotte chick is no good..
Eh, I hear she’s usually tied up with some forum troll or something anyways.
If you start seeing “Magic School Bus” stickers on the sides of buses…that wasn’t me and you can’t prove it. Actually, with the price of buses in San Diego it might be cheaper to simply get my license and start driving my self.
I’d be willing to bet that the money all goes into the general fund and gets spent before it even registers. I used to pump gas on the Illinois toll road when there were such things as station attendants. I mention it only because it fascinates me how paths can cross, and I might have pumped gas for Charro. I may have known Janie too, if her Dad does what I think he did. If I did not know him, I probably knew someone who knew him.
Oh those long winters in Illinois…
And even longer winters in the army
Especially when you spend four of them in Alaska.
Nah, I didn’t move here until they gave away pumping attendant jobs to machines.
Pfft. You think you’ve got it bad. You’ve been to Missouri. You’ve seen our roads. It’s very easy to tell when you’ve left our state. Your car stops bouncing around and drives smooth. Our state flower is the orange cone. Pretty much as soon as they’ve finished one project on a major highway, they go back to the beginning and start again since it’s already falling apart again.
Jinkies, from what I’m hearing many states have terrible roads, so I’d like to take this opportunity to say to my fellow Californians: Quite b!tching about the taxes! We’ve go some damn good roads out of them.
Yeah CA has some amazing roads. So does AZ. A BIG advantage you have out there over the midwest is your ground doesn’t suffer from the freezing and thawing, which also wreaks havoc on the roads.
*sobs* I miss my AZ roads!
OMG, every time they’d get the potholes fixed, we’d get iced again, and suddenly every road in town was crap again.
Yeah.. same thing here. Then they just dump more asphalt in and by summer it’s a big mess again. I hate it here.
Yeah, why bother fixing the roads when you can just dump some gravel into a hole and say you’re done with it? MODOT finally got a project done before schedule not too long ago, but that’s because it was a hugely expensive project that only benefited a small part of the St. Louis area and if memory serves the rest of the state wasn’t particularly happy about that.
Rando, it’s funny you should say that.. I just mentioned to my friend the other day as I passed the border to Wisconsin how you can tell you’ve entered Wisconsin because the roads are suddenly nice and well-kept..
Ha! My dad told me once he knew he was back in Missouri because suddenly the roads sucked. He lived in Arkansas at the time. EVEN ARKANSAS HAS BETTER ROADS THAN US!!!!
Poor poor Misery.
I mean Missouri..
I spent a year in Misery one summer. As I recall I sat on a chiggers nest. My sister used a whole bottle of nail polish on my ass and thighs. All she had was red. *sigh*
You were right the first time. There’s a town here called Des Peres (pronounced Duh Pair for those who don’t know). But we often call it Despair. So the residents of Des Peres are living in Despair, Misery.
It’s a lovely state, isn’t it?
I love driving south from Iowa into Missoura on I-27, particular the sign for the exit for Louisiana and Mexico.
I say that every time I come back from Wisconsin. My fiance says it’s because they don’t use salt. Illinois salts the hell out of everything.
WI does have some damn beautiful roads, though. I’m jealous. Even their county roads are great. We were going to take the bikes up there sometime this fall for a ride, but we never had decent weather and time to do it, at the same time. There was one through SW Wisconsin that wound around (would’ve been great on the Vmaxes), and suddenly I came around a corner and up over a rise and I was on this very high point with a view all around me—at least 3 directions were beautiful vistas. I want to find it again.
What the Obama administration and Democrats have been trying to do is creates a more powerful government that does what the states and/or counties should be doing, thus going against the wishes of many communities and/or states. The country as a Democratic Republic is supposed to have equal power between the states and Federal government, because, as you know, not everybody agrees with the government.
Now I’m obviously not an expert on the education system, but from what I know public schools are essentially a “public option” as they are funded by the state. That’s how it was set up and it was set up to prevent corrupt bureaucrats form abusing power. If the government gets too big then stuff like (but not severely as, of course) what happens in China or Nazi Germany even.
BRRRZZZTTT! *best I could do for a gameshow buzzer*
Constitutional Republic, not Democratic. Until the 17th amendment, only the House of Reps was elected democratically (majority rule).
AND, as stated in both the original Constitution and restated in the 10th amendment, the powers not granted to the national government nor prohibited to the states by the constitution are reserved to the states or the people, SO, power was not intended to be equal between state and federal levels, but rather, the power was intended to be primarily in the hands of the people and the states, with federal power severely and specifically limited.
*picks self up off floor* Wow, I thought I was the only one left that actually knew that.
Yea, I have a few gems like that stored away amongst all of the recipes I use in Bitter’s kitchen.
Be careful around here with that thinking. You might get labeled as a conservatroll. Are you on Facebook?
Trollertarian maybe, but conservatroll would be a stretch.
I barely keep up with LinkedIn, Facebook would eliminate that small fraction of a life I attempt to maintain.
Click my name for my profile, to friend me on here, should you wish.
LAMA?
llama llama cheesecake mushroom llama llama duck
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger snake a snake snake it’s a snake….
Mushroom mushroom!!!!
My son will randomly break out into that.
For some reason, a youngun running around chanting ‘badgerbadgerbadger’ is a frightening concept!
And annoying.
Actually, that’s a reference to The Professional Radio Broadcast.
OK, that solves that mystery.
My commute is only 200′, so I don’t get much time for talk radio. I’ll check it out though.
9am-12am. 1110am or 99.3fm.
I don’t even listen to the radio..
Charro, I thought that as the Supreme Dicktator, that your speeches were broadcast 24/7 on the state-run radio here in our State of Bitterness, no?
Phonophobic? (don’t like hearing your own recorded voice)
Dude, sign me up for phonophobic. I don’t sound a thing like I do in my head and my real voice freaks me out.
Just because they are broadcast 24/7 doesn’t mean I listen to them.. I usually have my iPod in.
Yes, I am phonopobic to an extent. Thanks for pointing it out! *sobs*
That’s just the point I’m trying to make.
Clowerd and Piven came up with the method of seeking to overwhelm the system so it collapses and a new, deeply federal (statist) system is set up in its place, a method now being used.
The founding fathers knew that the *federal* government needed to have a limited AND restricted central government. No more, no less. Period.
LOL.. for some reason I read 107th amendment, not 10th.. I was like “Damnit! I need to pay more attention..”
They were added during the Regan administration to combat Communism. They tend to be pretty odd and somewhat obscure (wearing red toenail polish after labor day is strictly forbidden as it is a sign of communism, as is use of a sickle to harvest carrots.) Most people don’t even bother to remember them anyways.
I thought you had to wear red toenail polish to be able to harvest carrots only -after- Labour Day!
Goddamn these extra 70-odd amendments.
You DID hear about the 69th Amendment about Naked Tuesdays right?
Well, yeah, everyone knows about that, right?
Um, did you say Tuesday? Oh. Well that explains why I get so many odd looks when I show up to work naked on Wednesdays.
You are UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! You’re almost as bad as universal health care, you evil creature!!!
Although I am sure that many people do not know this tidbit (about the Constitution & 10th amendment), it is unclear what we do with these restraints on federal power. Do we advocate the immediate stripping away of all federal government powers that are ‘over-reaching’? Do we try to amend the Constitution?
It is also more complicated in terms of limiting federal government powers in the sense that many of the federal regulations that states are forced to comply with are not completely binding. States can refuse to comply with federal statutes in many cases, although the consequences of refusal tend to be tantamount to a refusal of federal funds for other projects.
That is one of the reasons the Fed changed our way of taxing. You don’t order the state to obey, you cut it’s funding if it doesn’t do what you want it too.
I think the answer is already beginning to emerge. Several states are currently considering federalism amendments that would cut back the role of the federal government and more closely limit Congress to its originally designated functions.
If I were a betting man, I’d look for Texas to draw a line in the sand on a non-constitutional program (nationalized healthcare comes to mind), and take it to the SCOTUS when the inevitable funding blackmail comes up.
While the vast majority of the citizenry wasn’t in the loop when the Court wrongly decided Wickard v Filburn in 1942, a similar test of the Commerce Clause wouldn’t stand a chance today, regardless of the Court’s ideological makeup. This is evidenced by the U.S. v Lopez ruling in 1995, where the Court denied the Commerce Clause justification in a case of Congress overreaching the Constitution.
Once a new precedent is set, I don’t think there would be an immediate “unwind” of any unconstitutional federal programs, but rather, more frequent and numerous SCOTUS challenges as new programs are enacted and as existing programs are reauthorized.
We can only hope. Unfortunately, this country is better at reacting to a crisis than preventing one. We may have reached the point that the cumulative effects of bad legislation, judicial activism, and poor philosophy are no longer sustainable. Maybe 60 years ago this country could have absorbed and hidden the toxic effect of, for example, the bailout or nationalized health care, but that does not appear to be the case today.
On a lighter note BW, since the Bitter’s Butler quit somewhere up the page here, how about we promote you from a mere bitter wino to Bitter Troll’s new wine steward, AKA Bitter’s Sommelier?
The pay and benefits aren’t that great, but there is this French Maid . . .
Was. There was a french maid. The maid outfit somehow got ripped to shreds and there’s no spare outfit.
I do like wine. I can pronounce sommelier in a french sounding way. I guess so long as BT approves. I don’t know if bitter wine steward sounds so good though. Maybe Bitter Wino, the wine steward
is that better? Now where did that french maid go? I have the perfect recommendation for a red wine to go along with french maid.
Unfortunately, justices have been put on the Supreme Court who do not believe the constitution limits the federal government. It would do no good to amend the constitution when a near majority of the court is already willing to ignore it.
Why? We have seen plenty of other signs with incorrect spelling and it doesn’t appear that anyone pointed out the obvious to them either.
Wow… I seriously cannot believe the amount of people here, including the person who captioned this picture, who just aren’t getting the point of that sign!! Whether you agree with her or not, it’s a pretty well-known fact that there are tons of people who believe Obama is stealing people’s personally earned money to use in the bailout programs and totally wasting it, so she’s referring to Obama as “Commander and Theif” because she believes he’s a theif for taking the money… how is this not obvious? This picture would be better on the Fail Blog for a captioning fail… the captioner didn’t get it!!
Tiiihihihi.
*facepalm*
You’re an idiot.
I spat at the screen at “personally earned money.” That just sounds too freaking funny. Next time you go to buy something, tell the cashier you’re paying with your own personally earned money.
Besides, did you even read the caption? You spelled thief wrong in your mini-rant!
Hey! Hey you! That’s my personally earned money you’ve go there! Stop! Theif!!!
but bitter troll needs to stuff it down strippers thongs!
No! I earned it my own self! No one else went to work in my place. Just me! Theif! Theif! Someone stop that bitter theif!
-starts to stuff it in jane’s Gstring- see everyone wins!
Somehow, it’s just not as exciting when it’s your own personally earned money. Unless… a little more to the right… that’s it! *bliss*
*takes picture* I can’t WAIT to show these to Max!
Hey! I was just trying to get my own personally owned monies back! I swearz!
Dude, I’ve NEVER seen anyone put money there before.
OMG!! You’re her, aren’t you?
lady, is it true….are you really topless behind that poorly spelled poster?
It is true and I have the pictures from behind! For a nominal fee you can order a monthly subscription to “Nekkid Protesters Quarterly”
*fine print*
(29.95 a week, please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery, photos may or may not be photo shopped, no refunds, void where prohibited)
Does dog poo burn?
It will if you use an accelerant.
I say it’s a good idea.
But that’s only if he has his 50th and final heart attack when he’s stomping on the flaming dog poo-covered Again (sorry we have to sacrifice you, Again).
It’s a sacrifice we’re willing to make.
dont you die then go to hell?
hooman religion confuses bitter troll
With Again’s mindset, we can only hope he’ll lead the way..
Oi! Great minds think alike Eds!
Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.
That’s what happened to me! Now I’m immortal.. Curses! *waves fist menacingly in no particular direction*
If I were immortal, I’d make it my lifelong goal to boink every hot chick in the world. Naturally I’d never succeed, but it’d fun trying!
Charro, you can use your immortality to boink all of the hot chicks AND the sexy guys, too! Yay for female sexuality!
Immortality sounds pretty hot.
For a minute, I thought you wrote “Immorality” and I was sitting here nodding…
See you say that now… but I happen to have, through my scientific studies, found the fountain of youth, which grants immortality. Unfortunately… it’s Rhino spooge… you can have it… take the whole freakin thing…. I just don’t want it in my lab anymore… I’m scared the lab monkies will get into it.. they already throw their own feces, I don’t need them hurling that around.
Immortality. Not so hot anymore.
*plies her female sexuality to boinking VG*
Hey there pretty lady..
-pokes his bitter head up behind charro- i can haz charro VG threesome? again?
I think it will be gal-duo today, but you can watch!
ok! bitter troll has no complaints about that!
*makes out with VG*
Unless you became an immortal as a very old man. It would really bite to have to swordfight and keep your walker upright at the same time.
Yay for Highlander nerds!
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE MacLoud!
Duncan or Connor?
Connor of course…
Now all we need is a Spaniard with a Scottish accent!
no no! heworked in spain, he was egption
Egyptian? I thought they were all space aliens who just made their base in Egypt?
dont make bitter troll slap you
Promises promises…
“DARIUUSSS!!!!”
“RICHIEEEEEE!!”
[He did that a lot.]
Hell would be no fun at all if you were dead.
Dead-dead, as in no afterlife, kinda defeats the implied purpose of heaven and hell, doesn’t it?
Kinda.
Today’s my day to give everybody brain strains. Dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
Yes, and with some practice you will become an expert.
A Chef and a Butler? Did Bitter win the lottery?
wha? who?
how many rooms does bitter troll’s one room cave have?
6.
I’m sorry, I was wrong. The correct answer is 42.
But do you truly understand the question?
bitter troll confuses easy
I thought I did, but then this big voice came down from the sky and told me that I hadn’t filed the proper forms, and I would be bulldozed. So that wasn’t a good day/
Well, don’t you think that intergalactic super highways are just a wee bit more important than your species ancestral home?
*rolls around in the mud in her bathrobe*
Look, you’ve had ample time to move out of the planet, stop this silliness or I will be forced to read you my poetry!
You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
What did she tell you?
I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.
*imagines froo rolling around in the mud in a bathrobe*
Oh wow..
The butler is new, I’ve got seniority.
when does bitter trolls hot french maid show up?
Well, -you’re- the one who ripped up -my- French Maid’s outfit, bitterkins.
and bitter troll will rip up the next one too! then nom nom nom on charro
Sir, I resign. At my interview it was agreed that I got first dibs on the French Maid, and what do I find when I venture into the kitchen but the chef “examining” (HIS words) the maid in a most unseemly fashion, and his hands still covered in raw brains. It won’t do sir, it simply wont do. *stalks off*
chef..kills um and cooks um
But, BB, baby, no! It was just me in my costume! And I -like- that!
The women with the poster is 100% correct regardless of the misspelling on her sign. Anyone who supports Obamolech is in league with him and as evil and reprobate as he is. Sadly, that’s most people here.
Dahling, we don’t all prescribe to the same definition of evil as you do. I personally think that taxing the very wealthy in order to provide healthcare for those who can not pay is the opposite of evil… However, I do not see Obama as a saint. Far from it.
I also do not see George W. Bush as evil…and I do not agree with him on many points. But I suspect that I am talking to a wall here, and walls do not respect that folks with different experiences will have different points of view. So, good day.
but fez..
butt fuzz?
I SAID GOOD DAY
“I suspect that I am talking to a wall here”
Ioannes Primavera has never made any effort to discuss anything. He is the typical post ‘n run kind of troll, and always gets his trolling prey. :p
Sigh. My bad. I submit myself for the standard penalty for non-bitter-troll troll-feeding.
by the way VG, gots any leftovers?
Sure–here, have the rest of the bag!
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Well, that begs the question, what kind of wall is it? Brick? Sheetrock? Razor-wire?
Not that any of those are more receptive, but it’s fun to imagine Ioanus running into a sheetrock wall, only to discover the sheetrock is laid over brick and then razor wire falls on its head.
Good old-fashioned plaster on plaster, with some nice 2×4 studs. Solid as a rock, and nicely temperature stable! And head-denting…
Lovin’ the Christian sentiment. Still not learned to be kind to your fellow man?
err….Sadly, “reprobate” is a transitive verb, not an adjective.
Reprobate me as a reprobate reprobate if you will, but it can be a verb, an adjective or a noun..
you must use that crazy dictionary where verbs are adjectives, and adjectives are nouns.
It’s the British parts of speach.
Does that spelling error constitute a Freudian Slip *wants peaches*
Mmm. Peach daiquiris! Yum!
Chambers, you mean?
Actually, I just double checked in my Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary. Says it’s a verb and only a verb.
That’s odd. The Bible uses it as an adjective.
Reprobate: (n) One who does not approve of Big Brother. (Newspeak Dictionary)
Wouldn’t that be a reprobater?
HEY. Being a reprobater makes the Baby Jesus cry. *stern look*
It’s making ME cry now. *sniff*
Reproabter is in the unabridged OED too.
Yeah, but when he cry’s Mary assumes he’s hungry and drops her shirt to feed him!
I do love it when Mary drops her shirt.
Really? Is Mary stacked? I’ve always wondered.
I’m going to hell for that, aren’t I?
@Rando. Mary is breast-feeding, therefore Mary is stacked. OK, I’m going to hell for figuring out that connection, aren’t I!
And we’re all going with you..
I’ve rented a party bus to take us there!
Reminds me of the Southpark christmas song that Kenny and Mr Hankey sings. “Oh you can suck all the di(k you want and still be a virgin, Mary!”
yep, crazy dictionary. Either way, he still used the word wrong. Using your definition he saying Obama is evil and “One who does not approve of Big Brother”. just saying.
this is screen name ‘wicket’, by the way. I made a wordpress account, and ‘wicket’ was taken, so I used an old favorite ‘bootyka’ instead.
You can change your screen name via wordpress, just not your account name.
Thanks for the heads up.
Funny that, the online version mentions it as an adjective or a noun, but not as a verb. AAAGH! Ever feel you’re getting dragged into nerd hell?
I hear they have cookies. And great deals on pocket protectors.
So who is the Nerd Satan?
See, when I would do good, evil is present. I’m fighting the urge to respond with a certain vengeance fellow. But I won’t.
I was thinking the Nerd Satan would be more along the lines of a really creepy Urkel, or perhaps the spawn of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates’ unholy union.
Bill Gates is pretty evil. Of course that’s why I worship him.
I worked in Nerd Hell once many years ago. If I remember correctly it was ruled over by a woman who looked like a cross between a gremlin and a troll doll wearing a pants suit.
We had to provide technical support for the functionally illiterate and were punished for not sounding pleasant enough. They watched your every move via closed circuit TV and wouldn’t let you use the bathroom while you were on the clock. If you tried to use your computer to browse websites or play games the would send two big guys with stun-guns and batons to escort you to the troll doll-gremlin’s office. Most never returned but the few that did… the glassy soulless look in their eyes was enough to make the bravest among us fear for what little humanity we had left…
Never work for Comcast…
Do you know bitter troll?!
Possible… Depends on what area, I was mostly mid-west
Never sign up for comcast, either. It took several rounds of phone calls, branch visits, and more phone calls, just to get my mother’s bills sent to my house. All of the other bill-sending firms (Verizon, etc) let me do it with a simple phone call or email. I sympathy your work experience!
Er, that’s the Compact OED! Of course, seeing as the Unabridged OED is supposed to have everything the Compact one has and more, that seems a bit odd…
Maybe the Oxfordians are conspiring against us?
Bunch of reprobates,,
Damn, you’re on to us. Hell, we’re not even people. We’re just evil aliens hellbent on taking over the world, and eating the conservative people, because they’re the only ones that are human beings. I thought we were gonna get away with it, too.
Aw, fvck.
We would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
But I didn’t really mind it when Daphne tied me up and beat me for trying to haunt the amusement park. In fact, I really liked it.
So did she, that minx.
Velma was watching the whole time too. Didn’t lose her glasses that time.
Yeah, we’re busted. Finish your conservative. We’ve got to get back to the mother ship ASAP. I hear the conservatives are going to invoke something called “God’s wrath” to destroy us. Sounds kinda silly to me.
Is that some kind of new missile?
Sounds more like a christain rock band.
When the Devil is too busy,
And Death’s a bit too much,
they call on me by name you see,
for my special touch.
To the gentlemen I’m Miss Fortune,
to the ladies I’m Sir Prize,
but call me by any name,
any way its all the same.
I’m the fly in your soup
I’m the pebble in your shoe
I’m the pea beneath your bed
I’m a bump on every head
I’m the peel on which you slip
I’m a pin in every hip
I’m the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it’s so easy when you’re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
While there’s children to make sad
While there’s candy to be had
while there’s pockets left to pick
While there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs
I’ll be there, I’ll be waiting ’round the corner
It’s a game. I’m glad I’m in it
‘Cause there’s one born every minute
And it’s so easy when you’re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I’m the fear that keeps you awake
I’m the shadows on the wall
I’m the monsters they become
I’m the nightmare in your skull
I’m a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I’m the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it’s so easy when you’re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I’d do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you’re evil…
I’m lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
Her teachers were more than likely members of the communist party/teachers union aka Democrats and she may be a bad speller but at least she knows enough to hate Yobama, so I guess her teacher should get fired….but not for failing to teach her English. It’s pretty funny when libtards whine about how stupid everyone is when it’s their fault and very much intentional. Safe to say if the country hadn’t been so dumbed down for the last 30 years, The One wouldn’t be in a position to bankrupt anyone but himself.
-rolls up a newspaper and starts to wack teachard over the head- bad bad bad conservitroll BAD!!! you vomited poop all over the floor…do you see what you did? look at what you did! BAD BAD go OUTSIDE
BT, looks like we need to put the .50 back on the camo truck. Time to do some drive by troll killing.
-duct tapes the big gun onto the camo truck- bitter troll painted it white and blue to blend in with page colors…
Our evil conspiracy to make people stupid is working. muhaha
Skool is bad! Lurning will onley teech yoo comunizm!!!!! Drop owt now so Obamuh wont make yoo stoopid!!!!!
Whats wrong with books with pictures!? *pulls out a rather long list of picture books of which she is quite fond* I read them at work. Then I harass my co-workers until they read them too
DU, I think you need some sleep. You’re clearly intelligent and while you can always benefit from reading more (I think most people can [some people, I'm sure, do nothing BUT read and could benefit from more sun instead]), you are not in dire need.
Please, do feel free to look at the picture books. Tard up there, on the other hand, CLEARLY needs to read more. Even if it’s fiction. Will broaden its horizons.
Now scoot over, I wanna see pretty pictures too!
*makes room on the kiddie couch and snuggles in* This is my favorite one! Seventeen things I’m not allowed to do anymore “I had an idea to glue my brothers slippers to the floor…I’m not allowed to play with glue anymore…”
*leans chin on hands* You were such a cute kid! *tickles*
Were? This was just last Halloween!
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If they’re so stupid, perhaps you could go first and show them the way.
Yes, we don’t want them getting lost along the way. I’ll even make you a map so you don’t get lost Again. That would be terrible if you got lost leading them!
*draws map that only leads in circles. Wonders how long until Again gets shot in the back while leading them*
*readies.. aims*
Wait for it..
Teabaggers are dum – so dum they don’t even get a ‘b.’
One question. Where were all these protestors when GWB was spending money like a drunken sailor?
That is a VERY good question. One that most likely will get ignored here. *sigh*
Well, when a Republican blows cash like crazy, they grumble about it over breakfast and at Thanksgiving. When a Democrat does it, then it’s time for REVOLUTION!!!!!!
Thay where in thier hoems, dooing bloe.
That hurt mah brane..
Im in yer hoem, doin’ yer bloe.
I cannot brane today. I has teh brane pane.
I bet he plays a Rouge in WoW.
So what is his weapon of choice, a dusting brush? I think you meant rogue.
Given his spelling error, I did mean Rouge.
That reminds me, has anyone read the Palin book? Going Rouge?
eh, nope, not interested in hearing a sob story about sarah “i cant believe humans can be this stupid” palin.
perhaps if she wrote a erotic novel…bitter troll might be interested
“going Rouge, in mah butt”
Rouge the Bat from Sonic the Hedgehog is in WoW? These crossover games are getting insane!
But… i cant wait for the 2d version of Sonic with Thrall and Friends! *uber nerd moment”
Not you again, Again. *sigh*
I can’t stand you because you make me side with the conservatives because you’re such a fvcking douche.
West U means West University. That protest was possibly near Rice University?
My thoughts exactly. What’s strange is I’ve never seen them. Hm.
stole my bike
*sigh* Typical American
Its Command-IN-Chief, not Commander and Chief.
Actually, it’s Commander in Chief.
This sign has been here before!
Theif is still misspelled!
The title “Commander-in-Chief” is still not understood!
The old man beside her still looks like my professor AND IT STILL FREAKS ME OUT!
No time to read entire thread but a question:
Has anyone commented on the fact that the “public education” assumption is precisely the kind of “elitism” that the so-called right wing has been going on and on about for all this time?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
P.S.- Hans: very original. Ninny.
Your right, when people clearly make big mistakes then parade it on the streets like she is, its wrong for people to poke it out…keep yourself ignorant…dont think…if you try to improve things your a fool….close your eyes and go to sleep everything is ok…your perfect just the way you are…700 pound man you dont need to put that bucket of chicken down..thats what elitist want…child molester, dont worry your fine, cutting off your balls is what an elitist would want little timmy was dressed like a whore…ok those are a bit much …alot much..really i dont have a point..
Nooo, what I mean is assuming “public” vs. “private” education.
By the way- it’s “you’re” not “your”. You must have gone to a private school.
First, embrace the reply link.
Second, huh? Private schools are generally BETTER than public? Or are you using the English definition (which is exactly backwards of the American usage)?
Third, he does that on purpose.
The assumption that private is better than public is, by definition, elitist. I live in a city (an American city) where that assumption cannot be made.
And I like to play devil’s advocate on purpose too!
Still waiting to hear from Hans though. Bets are open as to where he’s writing from.
Ah. I will admit that we have some really lousy private schools here (particularly the religious ones), but my son attends one of the best schools (private or public) in the country. Source of funding is definitely not the determining factor. Now AMOUNT of funding….
PS I think Hans is a drive by. (Meaning he won’t respond to responses.)
Too bad about Hans; I was looking forward to putting a Euro-peeon on his place. Or a self-depricating American leftist snob. Either will do. If I’m really lucky, he may be canadian!
If he was Canadian he would have started with “I’m sorry to point this out” and would have finished with “I hope I didn’t offend anyone with my humble opinion”
I’m sorry……you were saying something about us Canadians? Please, do elaborate.
How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
I give up, how?
I believe the punchline is “You ask them politely.”
The best part is that the person who made the poster failed to realize that it’s a play no words, not a spelling error. The usual term is, “Commander in Chief,” but both of the last two words were replaced, and the final word was made to have an appearance of being bold, or something to that effect. It’s also an accurate depiction of Barack Osama Obama.
or she is just a bad grammerer
Actually his middle name is Hussein. It’s Arabic for handsome.
Her spelling wouldn’t suck if her spelling teacher wasn’t a Union-junky.
I like to refer to unions as junkies. They are addicted to our money.
And as a future educator: I personally believe Unions in education are undermining our entire public education system.
*headdesk*
-your-
*dusts off 4th grade spelling bee champ plaque*
*pets Charro* If you managed to notice that you are obviously still to sober. *pulls out the vodka and doesn’t mention the an/and typo
)
*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* *hurls plaque at wall* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
I can’t drink vodka, got any Jack Daniels? *purrs*
*tries to not mention the incorrect form of “too”*
Sure, I’ve got a whole bar in this shrubbery. Would you like that with coke or just in shots?
Oh straight up for me. Thank you kindly, much indebted to you.
*turns away from Charro, VG and Jane, and takes his sunglasses*
I’m sorry ladies… what?
*tickles Max*