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I’d be worried what types of laws they’d impose!
Very scary. I used to work at Disney World and stayed at the legendary Vista Way… and we used to call it Mouse-catraz! And this pic pretty much sums up the security there haha.
so sara….um…how naked?
These are the really important questions.
click her link to see how naked!
That’s pretty naked. She’d make a hell of an attraction at Disney World!
bitter troll wants to ride that ride before the tea cups
ill second that!
Depends
Clothed just enough to get through my work’s pron filters!
As long as during speeches, every sentence ends in a high pitched ‘ha-haw’.
FYI that is a real gas mask, it is Russian I’m not so sure about the ears O.O
The officer behind him and to the right really looks like Goofy!
*guffaw* Gorsh!
I don’t want to scream photoshop but…
I feel almost mean saying, “Well, duh.” But not, you know, actually mean enough not to say it.
*sigh* The internet is the death of sarcasm.
Jane, you’re far too sincere most of the time. You should try being a smart ass on a regular basis like me
Wait, Jane’s not a smart ass?
Jane seems very smart to me….
Oh sorry… My experience extends into the Bedroom of Doom, wherein she is always very sincere.
I bet she has a right smart ass, to go with the boobies!
This is the nicest thread anyone has ever made about me!
I’d hate to see the others then…
I wouldn’t >:)
Then you need a girlfriend of your own, Default User. XD
Girls are fun, but I prefer guys actually.
Sorry. I made an assumption given that you were saying it to “Jane.” Then again, Jane could be male. O.o Meh. On the internet, no-one knows you’re a dog.
Just because I prefer guys doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy watching
And did you just call me a b!itch?
Oh, great… both posts are awaiting moderation. *needs to outwit censors*
split your swear words with puntuation, or replace a letter in them. fsck, fu(kweasel, a$$, b!tch, sh1t. I can’t remember exactly which words are and aren’t allowed.
Hmm… while I can read both posts, I’m not sure if you can, so here’s the post again just in case:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet
That is all.
I don’t call people [censored word], mostly because it’s a stupid insult. I can think of better ones with a full-frontal lobotomy.
*looks up* Oh… I guess it wasn’t all.
I’m confused as to why you hijacked my Jane Is Awesome thread. Max, darling, can we send Xenon to the torture chamber? Do Charro and Bitter feel like working out some frustrations?
*is chained to a wall* You know, I think my girlfriend may complain that someone ELSE is torturing her beloved. Just saying.
Oh. Well… we can invite her. More the merrier, I always say.
Scarily, she’d probably enjoy that a lot. I’m so hard done by…
Jane has the dungeon open again? This is relevant to my interests!
Oh yeah, it’s a party down here…
I’ll bring the candles and the nipple clamps!
*prods Default User* You sound like her… is that a mask you’re wearing…
I sound like who? Jane or your girlfriend? or both? o.O
I WAS talking about my girlfriend but now that you mention it, Jane brought up the torture chamber. >.>
Well, now that you’ve figured it out I suppose we might as well confess, Jane, your girlfriend and I are all the same person.
I’m really not sure if I should confirm this with her or not, just in case she isn’t and she demands I link her here. >.>
It’s okay dear, you don’t need to, I already know. Now hold still, this won’t hurt a bit. Well, actually it will but that’s not the point.
Okay, that’s it, I’m checking soon. I know she visits some of these sites. I’m just hoping she’s forgotten I’m Xenon on here rather than my usual name…
That’s just for kicks
Free cheese for everyone!
“Breaking” News? I don’t think so.
Holy sh!t! Some people think clowns are scary! This is nightmare material!
Holy sh!t! Sane people think clowns are scary!
There… I fixed that for ya.
Clowns are not SCARY. Clowns CAN be creepy. Scary, not so much. Unless you’re one of those pansy asses who is actually afraid of (pfft) clowns, like my brother. PANSY ASSES!! ALL OF YOU!!! *maniacal laughter while putting on clown makeup and rainbow wig*
The last clown I encountered was in high school, during the local city parade that my high school band unfortunately marched in… every year. Just after halfway through the route, a clown began shadowing me, mimicking my movements, pantomiming holding an instrument like mine… Then he started to march right…. next… to me. I quietly told him to get away before something happened. Now, I hate clowns… hate them… had it not been 80 degrees and had I not been wearing a wool/cotton blend uniform I would have started sweating then…
I hate clowns…. and this clown… he just kept getting closer and closer to me, mimicking everything that I would do.. finally when my nerves couldn’t stand it anymore and I hauled off and knocked him clean out onto the asphalt….. I hate clowns…
Pfft. Pansy ass. *shoves huge clown shoe up Max’s ass* Mwahahahahaaa!!!
I hope you at least lubed it up first.
That puts a whole new meaning to giving a foot and making them scream.
I totally agree with that! I am now very deeply afraid
Judging by the tittle on the capital I, this is in Turkey.
the tittle?
sounds dirty
Why would you put tittles on capital I’s?
Hey! A funny on PK. How did that happen?
Someone must have fallen into a turkey-tryptophan coma!
Someone get me the address of the admins here. I will gladly make and send them a turkey every week.
*gives JAC his own address*
Here ya go JAC… I- er… the admins love turkey!
*shows up at Max’s house* I heard you have turkey.
Huh, you’re name isn’t really Silverhammer. How shocking.
Yeah sorry… Silverstein would have given away my heritage… have to shroud it somehow..
Does that mean I have to do anything special to make the turkey kosher? I get the idea that I can’t use sausage in the stuffing, but I have no clue from there.
Naw, turkey’s good stuff. Any type of poultry and fish with scales is kosher. Ahem… I mean… it doesn’t matter! The admins aren’t jewish! SEND THE DAMN TURKEY!
So you, err, they can enjoy a good turkey, bacon, lettuce and cheese sammich? (Note, not sandwich.)
what be this lettuce thing you speak of?
Something to put on a sammich in a vain attempt to pretend you are eating healthy.
is that the green stuff? green paper looking thing? bitter troll normally removes that and gives it to homeless people
Well, it’s good for roughage, keep you from getting plugged up.
so you flush yours?
The homeless people then throw it at passing BMW’s.
Eventually, yes. But it sure looks and smells different!
Lettuce is an evil Belgian socialist murderer!!!!!
How do you know they aren’t jewish? Maybe ICHC is just a huge jewey jew jew conspiracy???
Mel Gibson is that you?
I may be a bit off, but I’m not that crazy.
By the way, the turkey I make? It’s as tender and moist as any chicken you have ever eaten. This year I tried a creole butter marinade. The only reason I had enough to make a sandwich with the next day was my wife threating to ground the kids if I didn’t.
Teamwork at its finest!
It looks more like a Disney/Combine empire merger to me.
*splatters Goofy using a gravity gun and a car*
Even I can’t find a rational explanation for the ‘ears’
Ammo storage?
….Which means the comic book I’ve been working on–Mulan 2: The Revenge of the Green Lantern–will FINALLY be produced!
Yeah I know there was a second Mulan, but nobody saw it so it doesn’t count! Hmph!
There was no Mulan 2! You lie! It’s not true I don’t believe you *covers her ears and starts singing “LALALALALALA” as loudly as possible*
thats the one she had a nude scene in right?
How is about Kingdom Hearts with Dr Doom Chooking Goofy
Does that mean Namor has to hide giant Dicks in Atlantis?
roflcopter
What riot is this picture ACTUALLY from?
It was the great kindergarten riot of 1965. They were tired of the snack choices…
MURDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11^11111111111111
They were also lobbying for longer naptimes, don’t forget.
They tried writing signs with crayons, but could only spell in lolspeak. Decided it was better to go with riot gear.
Peanut butter crackers AGAIN! No. Never again!
Oooh.. I do loves me some peanut butter and crackers..
Owned by Disney? BAH! None shall own DOOM!!!!
This event is clearly Richards fault!!
RICHARDS!!!!!
Denise Richards owns Disney?
BAH! No fool! Reed Richards, leader of the acursed “Fantasic” Four…he drove his pal, his girlfriend and her kid brother into space, got them zapped by cosmic rays …mutated them all…and he DARES to call himself “Mr Fantastic” . Denise Richards, Doom approves of, for she has awsome boobage…infact Doom shall watch Wild Things again just to be reminded.
Dr. Doom plans to conquer Denise Richards’ boobies…then the world! Oh fvck it, who needs the world if you’ve got Richards’ boobs?
BAH! Doom shall have her awsome boobage..THEN THE WORLD….and use the world as a temple for that awsome boobage….and Richards wont be allowed to see them…HA
Wait, I’m confused now. So Doom wants Mr. Fantastic’s awesome boobs so he can conquer the world and build a temple to them and keep Denise Richards from seeing them?
no, mr. fantastic is doing the boob conquering and then Denise is building a temple to dooms awesome boobs. well something like that /:[
They look like the Combine CP’s from Half Life 2.
The Combine is Belgian!!!1!1!!1!1!!
You know… that would actually explain a lot… just saying.
The Disney franchise is nothing more than a people trap operated by a mouse.
no no no, its a MONEY trap operated by people…but what company is not?
Unlike many other companies, Disney is an faceless, greed-driven company that pretends to be a magical children-friendly wonderland.
yes, and it does it well enough to fool most people who aren’t nearly as cynically genius as me or you rando.
My friend’s daughter worked at one of the Disney parks, and they treated her horribly when she got mono. Basically fired her for getting sick.
I’m glad my kid would rather go to Yellowstone than to Disney. It’s a lot cheaper, too!
Like that one episode of South Park?
you will make me money haha
What the hell ass balls is really going on here, anyhow?
By the looks of things? End of your childhood.
Reading the caption makes me think it’s just the beginning!
The beginning of the end of our race, yes, but I don’t think slavery in the mines of Mars counts as childhood, so, technically, I’m still right.
Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!
Nah, Mickey’s carrying a tear gas grenade launcher by the looks of things. But be careful of his army. THEY have riot shields and will happily reserve those for use as clubs against you.
Unless of course you are THE Joker from Mass Effect. In which case, Seth Green, thou ist awesome and Mickey welcomes you with open arms.
It’s like Mickey and a storm trooper did the nasty and their offspring joined the armed forces….
There probably trying to make the police uniforms seem freindlier to small children in one of those really crime raveged cities that always have to deploy there S.W.A.T teams. sorta like what they di with the gas masks in WWII.
They failed back then, they’re failing now…
Little Mermaid Dick!
“ALL OF YOUR SPANDEX ARE BELONG TO US!!”
Howard the Duck vs. Donald
Texas Death Match in a barbed wire cage.
WAKWAKWAKWAKWAK
I can’t wait for Wolverine – The High School Musical
Hugh Jackman is classic in his musical number:
“Let’s see what you had for breakfast”
Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters: the Musical?
with a cameo appearance by Miley Cyrus
pole danceing is her mutant power
oh and the jonas brothers have the power to vanish after a year or so
And she already has the tight fitting costume
And The Jonas Brothers – it was too little, too late – the damage had been done, a nation scarred . . . As Obi Won cried “Oh, won’t someone think of the younglings”
I wish they would . . .
*sighs wistfully*