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They make the toughest jobs better.
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“…We can’t think of anything good… So let’s talk about cats…”
I think I’ll say “first!” in order to get something interesting from this…
don’t see anything interesting coming from this one…
in the end doesnt everyone care about kittens though.. i need to make a kitten care flow chart and post it.
Meh, I can’t say I overwhelmingly care for kittens. I mean, more so than any other baby animal. But then, I’m allergic.
I really think this wasn’t to good an idea, I mean – we really should make fun of the military.
How’d you like hiding in a trench with bullets zooming by your head, unless your one of the less lucky and you lose your life for the country..
So – How about those Lakers?
I do not think this LOL was making fun of the military at all. It actually is actually is a nice thought that in the face of such horrible adversity this soilder takes the time to skritch a kitty. And it probably made him (and the kitty) feel pretty good even if for just a little while. God bless them and bring them home, safe and soon!!
Ah good, for a minute there I thought maybe I’d be the only one thinking that.
Agreed Sara, agreed…
Oh, well, since we were on the topic anyway:
Patriarchy is a social system in which the father is head of the household, having authority over women and children. Patriarchy also refers to a system of government by males, and to the dominance of men in social or cultural systems. It may also include title being traced through the male line.
“Patriarchy” is a tag word… indicating a high probability that the surrounding text is a Big Pile of Crap.
Like ‘corncat’ then.
I dunno… flies will at least swarm on crap….
LMAO. keithy FTW!
I may not have gone (yet) but a buddy of mine in the Army came back from Iraq a few months ago. He told me that the one thing that kept him sane was this stray cat that came onto camp every evening to eat the scraps of dinner (however thin they were), and every evening he would pet him for a few minutes. It truely is the little things that matter the most. HOOYAH!
Now every time I see a lolcat, I will think of you and all our other troops. Hopefully you all can get lolcats over there, and I hope many kitties come visiting. Take care.
it’s an I.D.F soldier from israel while he served in Gaza
Hmmm…. so we have evidence of the Kitteh/Joooo conspiracy…. someone alert Ahmadinejad…
Hey everybody! It’s cornhole! Hi cornhole!! *waving madly*
It’s not a soldier from Israel or U.S. He’s from Britain.
That explains the confusion.
He’s not from Britain… He’s holding an M16, which isn’t used by their regular forces. Israeli for sure.
Lie that a Polnish Generall while defeating the evil commie aussie!
Uhh… That’s not a US soldier…
Regardless, if you’re in a place where you have to carry a weapon that big because governments – any government, I’m not advocating for any side – can’t do things peacefully, I think the comfort you get from cuddling a kitten is well-deserved. It’s the little things that matter.
Doom-bop…
If you knew anything about what the Israelis are fighting for you would realize how grossly ignorant your comment was.
I know exactly what the Israelis are fighting for and no, they can’t do things peacefully.
YOU!!! Stop making crappy, preachy lolames!
*points at EWAdams*
PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Listen to HelOnWheels! PLEASE!
Yeah, what she said!
4thed.
I know what the Israelis are fighting for and I know what the Palestinians are fighting for. I understand the situation there now, I know the history of the region and the history of this ongoing conflict. I understand the conditions under which Israel gained statehood and the conditions under which they have had to defend it. The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is far to complicated to discuss here.
What I’m saying goes beyond politics. I look at this photo as a symbol of something more than the context in which it was taken. Because of the unwillingness of the power-brokers – not just in this region, but globally – to put ideological differences aside and promote mutual understanding and compromise for the good of humanity rather than promote hatred and violence, the world would be a better place.
I know how hokey that sounds, but with all the violence that has been perpetrated in the past century against civilians by both conventional militaries and by civilians, and how, especially in recent years it has become such that in many places the differences between ‘combatant’ and ‘civilian’ blurred almost beyond recognition, I intended only to point out that, in the middle of all of this violence, there are people put directly in the line of fire. If those people, such as the young man pictured here who are carrying weapons because “we can’t just get along”, can find comfort in something as small as reaching down to pet a cat, well, it puts a human face back on terms like “unrest” and “violence” that, when used to describe these violent situations tend to become abstracted into something general, without human agency and without a human toll.
Point is, don’t assume that idealism is synonymous with ignorance. The image just touched me, tugged at my heart, put a human face back on a conflict which, for me, had become abstracted into facts, figures and newsbytes, and I had a moment of youthful idealism that got the better of me.
**I didn’t proofread this well enough – The second sentence in the second paragraph should read:
“The world would be a better place were it not for the unwillingness of the power-brokers – not just in this region, but globally – to put ideological differences aside and promote mutual understanding and compromise for the good of humanity rather than promote hatred and violence.”
-doom-bop
You make a great point.
Nope, it’s an israeli.
It’s clearly a Belgian soldier.
as long as e all know its not german.
I’m 87.576845% sure that’s not an American soldier but anyway, he’s just frisking the kitty to see if it has bombs under his fur. Filthy Muslims don’t like dogs and their cat bombs don’t do much damage but better safe than sorry.
And I’m 12.423155% sure that IS an american soldier…
I am 99.978112342135% sure that this is a Belgian soldier.
Yes, but what about the CAT? Why won’t anyone talk about the CAT? It’s what we’re all here for!
The cat is Belgian, you know.
Now I will be able to sleep.
I thought the cat was German?
I was thinking the same thing..
Since it is a calico, it must be a Californian cat!
And female.
She’s probably high, but has a prescription for it.
The cat is defiantly Belgian (you can tell by the colors). I can’t believe there are people who don’t know this, sheesh.
The cats are eeebil, I tell you, very very eeebil!
You THOUGHT! Diss KNOWS, dude, and that’s good enough for me! Probably Walloon, but possibly not, confirmation awaited.
Actually, I have proof the cat is Bavarian. And I’m willing to share that proof for a small finder’s fee.
Now that the EU president is Belgian, Bavaria is officially part of Belgium.
SSSSHHHHHH!! I’m trying to score some pie here!!
Get me proof this kitty is part of a sex scandal and I’ll get you a whole pumpkin pie.
Oh, DU, I have your proof….I got pictures! Now, where’s the pie?
Er..crap. There were pictures of that? Um, did you get the negatives by any chance?
Hasn’t been like that since WWII.
It’s an American short hair, you can tell from the camouflage, and terrorist cats have beards.
even the female cats….
I thought that was dwarves?
And I’m 100% sure that you’re wrong.
And I’m 100% sure that you’re wrong.
And I’m 110% sure that you don’t get the joke.
That is NOT an American serviceman. That is, however, an absolutely adorable kitty.
He’s an Israeli, IDF soldier. Solid green fatigues, brown boots, metal helmet, M16A2 with raised cheekpiece and bipod with ACOG scope, he’s probably Golani Brigade. Old photo, nothing new.
US troops haven’t worn solid green uniforms since the 1970s (Army) and 1980s (Air Force), the IDF still wear solid OD green for all services most of the time.
…and the cat’s a female.
And calico is still used today!
Fail. Red-brown shoes belong to paratroopers. Quit jerking off on combat gear information and get a girlfriend.
Teehee!
Fap, fap, fap…
(What’s with the pretty ribbon on Dude’s helmet?)
It’s there to hold the camoflague (sp.?) cover for the helmet which looks rediculous when it’s there, actually. That’s the fluffy thing on the side.
its blow a troop day on in PK!!!
you wear green your either a troop or leauperchan.
if your a leauperchan lie and get sucked off!
I was going to say it’s blow a cat day, but it’s ALWAYS blow a cat day on the cheezburger network.
I don’t think so. Don’t you know those things are barbed?!
After having abdominal surgery early this spring I felt a new sympathy for my cat and apologized to her for getting her fixed. Then I read about cat mating habits and I told my cat she should damned grateful I got her fixed.
Well if she goes for oral sex anyway, you could ask, “whatsamatter, puss, cat got your tongue?”
Feline oral sex–sandpaper meets velcro hooks. Oy!!
*puts down cat* on second thoughts perhaps not…
It would save on having to get her tongue pierced! $75 for a cat tongue piercing is ridiculous!
I can understand that, I used to have a lesbian bunny in to beastiality. She tried to rape my kitty. She also intentionally annoyed my cat until my cat hit her, after a few swipes my cat would eventually freak out and find somewhere tall where the rabbit couldn’t get to her.
We had a fixed female cat that would…um……become very amorous with my mom’s lifesize cat statues….it was really odd.
I have always felt that my big boy was not “fixed” enough. He goes after the little girl at least once a day and he has that “intense” look as well. Wow I thought my kitties were odd looks like they are quite normal
OMFG, are you kidding me?! Praise the troops AND a cat lol?
Oh, you didn’t get the memo?
Although to be fair, this one’s less ZOMG SOLDJERZZ IS AWESUM! and more Cute Kitty.
Yeah, it’s actually insulting oour fearless and heroic troops, insinuating that they care more about cats than people and their beloved country. The poster should be strung up for that!
Actually, the cat is an integral part of the Belgian defense force. Cat has big pointy teeth for defense purposes only.
Tell that to the mice who were in my basement!
Evil soviet mice were sent by Putin to spy on Viking homestead. Belgian cat has neutralized the threat.
In Soviet Russia, mice neutralize your cat.
PK double failed today. Hell, it triple failed when you consider this one is a double fail on its own.
All we need is an EWAsshat lolame and it’ll be a day full of fail on PK.
This one at least attempted to be funny. It failed, but it at least tried.
hi rando, cute kitty other than that meh
Yeah…it’s pretty much been established that this photo is of an Israeli soldier. Try not saying the exact same thing as everyone else before you, m’kay?
Ah, but Ronnie-boy did address it to “you idiots out there”, presumably meaning those who have read it a gazillion times and haven’t got it yet? :p
But is the flag Belgian?
No, it is German.
Clearly if you turn the flag, soldier and kitten on their sides, you could see that the stripes are not in the right direction to be German. They must be Belgian.
What if you turn the cat on it’s head, the soldier on it’s side and the flag on it’s back?
Impossible to turn a cat on its back. Physicists have tried and failed. There was also the experiment to create a perpetual motion machine by strapping a piece of toast to a cat’s back with the butter side up, to see whether the butter-side-down rule was stronger than the self-righting kitty rule, but the cat licked the butter off every time..
Perhaps they should find some way to neutralize the cat’s butter-licking capabilities.
And who says men are the cruel sex?
Actually no-one. Forget I just said that.
Hrmph. Just because you’re not interested in making sacrifices in the name of science.
I’ve always been perfectly willing to sacrifice others in the name of science. Though this cruel sex you speak of…is that an offer?
I can certainly pencil you in to join the rotation of victims, erm, I mean partners that Max and I enjoy in the Bedroom of Doom.
What? New “clients”? Hell I better go brush my teeth!
*runs to bathroom*
JANE! Honey!? Where’s the french tickler!?
I work evenings, but I can make a night or morning appointment. Or both.
You fail. You fail hard.
I am 100% sure that he is israeli, and what flag?
He’s a lurker having some fun. I like this.
THE BELGIEN ONE!!!11!!11QQ!!!
Regardless of his nationality, he looks like a KID. My heart goes out to all the kids around the world who have guns thrust into their hands by bully governments and told to shoot people.
Why shouldn’t he get a bit of comfort from petting a kitty – it’s a lot more natural and satisfying than blowing people up, don’t you think?
The world would be a lot better place if we took more care of our own – cats, kids, families – and less of shooting and bombing.
Not as funny though.
You think killing people is funny?
Don’t be a silly sausage. On second thoughts, remain a silly sausage. it’s quite funny.
Oh now THAT’S an intelligent remark. I’m sure we’re all convinced by your amazing wit.
Oh for goodness’ sake lighten up will you? What is this, the Methodist ladies’ knitting circle? We all think the world would be nicer if there were a lot more niceness around, preferably with cuddly kittens for everyone. Most of us think that bad stuff is, er, bad and should not be allowed. Some of us like to have a laugh to try and make this vale of tears a bit more bearable. Also I think we may have a problem illustrated by this lol (clicky).
AMEN.
I second that AMEN.
Yeah, and rainbows and unicorns and sugar plum fairies, we need more of that.
hes isreali not a yank his uniforms green like the current commandos in palistine
But is he an Israeli?
I thought he was Belgian.
racist
^^Idiot.
It has been established beyond doubt that the cat is Belgian (leaving aside the deluded few – they know who they are – who INSIST it’s German. That being the case there is NO WAY the soldier can be Israeli. I hope that settles it but I fear it won’t…
I am NOT deluded! My medication states very clearly that it removes all delusions!! The cat is Bavarian and was involved in a sex scandal with DefaultUser!
See!
Pictures or it didn’t happen!
Where’s the pie? No pie, no pictures…..
Wait, does DF have money for blackmail? Because I have pie….
I have twice the pie Mabs has! And I have whipped cream and ice cream! Also, I have no money.
I volunteer to hold the pies in escrow for the purposes of the transfer, with only a small fee of say 90 degrees.. and I promise not to look at the photos much, if at all..
Hmmm……looks like I might have a bidding war on my hands…….
No, I’m pretty sure he’s an Israeli, not an American. I really wish someone had pointed that out before now.
i dont care it was HIS money
Was it his personally owned money?
If it wasn’t then he’s a SOCIALIST!!!11!!!
a MURDERING socialsit who owned his own personal MONEY
Until it was taken away by a THEIF!!!1!!1! OH GOD!!!
His Commander and Theif!
Is that the muslin theif?
Rather, is that the theif who is muslin?
Soldier Captions are not Pundit Kitchen Material. You are wasting ripe political material on ‘look at this bad ass soldier’ captions. This is not funny. This perhaps is the only tab that is never funny, or warm and fuzzy, or even reflective.
I’m bored, so it’s time for a NEW TOPIC! Today’s controversial issue is Animal testing: yes or no?
Multiple choice testing? I think most animals would have trouble writing an essay.
My cat as subtly informed me she does not feel the need to prove her intellect with these nonsense tests.
I have one Mensa-level cat: she keeps working animal behavior tactics to try and change MY behavior. The second cat is special ops: diplomacy combined with mouse-killing. The third (and final) cat is…both primal and not too smart.
I had a physics teacher in highschool who would have her dog take the multiple choice portion diploma exam every year after the students had taken it. She would demonstrate this in front of students to confirm the results. She set out food dishes ‘a’ through whatever, ask the dog the questions, and read the answers. Invariably the dog did better than both the school and provincial averages.
Those of us who understood what was happening never could figure out the ‘tells’ she was using, or if anyone did they never told. Never the less we never forgot the point of the demonstration; You may think you are smart, you might even be better than average, but there is more that you will never understand than you ever will. Life will throw you curve balls and remind you just how big a fool you are.
Yes or no or either or both?
ps. Can I come out now?
I don’t know. Are you dead?
Are you sure that you are still inside the box?
I hear voices…….
I do to, luckily my voices came with a volume control knob. It was very considerate of them.
not a us soldier.
you know, its been a while since bitter troll saw a EWAdams crapfest up on the page, think he got the messege and left PK crying? perhaps like a skinny emo kid who’s parents dont understand him and live is a dark hole of dispair and darkness, while sipping his juice box?
Must be a them soldier
He’s not a U.S. soldier. Although, kittehs are well loved by all.
Bonus points if you know what YD stands for.
Yams Dish!…and yes once again someone points out its not a US troop…again…and again….READ THE TREADS PEOPLE
I’m guessing it’s not Yale Doctorate
Pretty sure that’s an Israeli soldier.
that is an Israeli soldier, trust me im from Israel.
Trust me, I’m Belgian.
I dunno, if you turn sideways and we cross our eyes you start to look German.
*facepalms so hard he breaks his nose*
For the love of… *bleeds all over Jack*
Yeah.. there we go.
LOL…That isn’t even an American soldier.
There’s a way you can tell that this isnt an American soldier.
An americal soldier would have made a movie while it throws the cat over the edge of a ravine.
You fail. You fail hard.
What’s funny is the only video I’ve seen of people doing that stuff online is Europeans doing it.
You fail. And you fail hard.
You even admit you base your comment on that one video you have seen, so europe MUST be worse. That whole one video!
I seen tons of videos of americans killing animals just for the sake of it. Youtube is full with them.
Japan will always be number 1 in animal cruelty though.
Just you make a good 2nd.
And the fact you find animal cruelty funny.. that’s just sick man. Stop talking before you hurt yourself.
Kittens should be everyone’s top priority.
fail
thats an israelian soldier
not an american
But is the soldier Israeli? And what about the cat? I heard he may be German or Belgian.
I think the cat is actually American, unlike the soldier!
I wish the people who caption this picture could get it in their heads that this is an Israeli soldier, not an American. There *are* other armies in the world, y’know…
We all have wishes.
I wish people would skim through earlier posts before they write in forums, but that ain’t ever gonna happen, is it?
Wow, did you guys know that this guy isn’t an American soldier?? Ferreals, no foolin’! Good thing the last ten posters clued us in since I obviously didn’t get it from the first ten… ::smacks self in forehead::
But is the cat Belgian?
Doing your homework fail!
This picture was up in Israeli news, yeah it’s an Israeli soldier in “oferet yetzuka” earlier this year.
I know this has been said but: “U.S Soldiers” – This happens all the time… Yeah, North-Americans aren’t egocentric at all in all they do, it isn’t all about them!
You’re right – apparently it’s all about you, and you seeing your name on this website, since you write something that you know has already been said.
Now, now, it’s only been said about two dozen times.
No, the first sentence has been said, second one hasn’t. Got it? No? Oh well…
Yes it has. About a million times by jingoist trolls like yourself.
Seriously? Where? And I am the one who is trolling, lol. Let me guess, you are American?
Wrong; for some reason I thought Danbala was Swedish, but from their blog it’s pretty obvious that they’re European (but possibly British rather than Swedish).
Swedish, yes.
I thought I’d remembered correctly, but it was hard to tell from your blog. Your written English certainly wouldn’t help, because I identify Swedes from Britons mostly by accent!
“I identify Swedes from Britons mostly by accent!”
That’s usually easy to do, yes.
Could you try typing in a heavier accent?
True, that had only been implied once in the comments of this lol.
Not an American soldier. Israeli, get it right.
Ya fvcking think???!!!? Not only has this been clearly established already in this post, but the last time this photo was used….
um fail. that’s not a US soldier….
Guys it’s an Zahal Soldier, from Israel army.
100% on that cause im from isr..
Great, except he’s not American. I’m guessing that whoever made this has never seen an American military uniform?
*sigh* Way to read even one comment before you post.
Thats not even an American Soldier. Check the uniform before you knock the United States Military, genius.
Read the comments before you bother posting something that’s been said at least 30+ times before, genius.
Clearly, you meant gineus… Sheesh.
People people people… It’s AN ISRAELI SOLDIER, not a US soldier!
So… Are you trying to be funny?
WHile that may be a kitten, that other one is not a US soldier. Looks like an eastern European Army solider–check that funny scarf on his helmet, wrong uniform and some throwback boots.
Thats an Israeli soldier….
(I should know, as I am one too).
no youre not youre a BELIGIAN!!!!!!!!!1111111111 and that a one too.
If only he were a US soldier. Wait no, if he was a US soldier he’d be throwing the kitten off a cliff.
This is an IDF soldier…
I love the kittehs, and yes, that is not a US Soldier. He does however look like he is dressed for “Disco Night” in Tel Aviv!
I luvs a man wot luvs a kitteh.
I will marrying heem.
you have taken to many drugs..please allow charro to dispose of them for you
where is that “killing civilians”-section??
Save the little Towel-Head kitteh!
[Jesus christ, calm down. I'm a towel-head myself.]
I think that was an Israli soldier
Kittens ares always the priority
When was the last time you saw a US soilder wearing that uniform?
OMFG, dont post a country in it unless you know what it is, just say soldier or the military, ok?
This is definitely an IDF soldier in the olive drabs.
Uniform, helmet and crazy gun setup are giveaways.
That is one cute kitteh.
Regardless of what country’s uniform the kid is wearing, I’m sure his family is proud, and a bit worried about him. Lets all take a leaf from his book and stop fighting for a moment and go “Awwwww what a cute kitteh,” just like he did…
This picture strikes a soft spot to me. It is showing a soldier who is put through so much having a moment of innocence petting something as pure as a kitten. I love this picture.
Kittens are not pure. They’re evil little soul suckers that steal your breath while you sleep.
Mine also doubles as a foot warmer.
Is it an evil foor warmer?
Or foot warmer, even.
Of course, she’s still a cat. She’s even a basement cat.
dude’s IDF, not US
This is an israeli soldier. Good try anyway
That is actually an ISRAELI soldier.
Don’t you mean “Israeli soldiers”?
Thats a US soldier in a brilliant disguise…
He’s disguised himself as a kitten!?!
That’s not a U.S soldier. That’s obviously an Israeli soldier due to the all green uniform.
Actually, he is an IDF soldier, not U.S.
Sorry..
Long live Israel!
Did anyone notice that this wasn’t an American soldier??
Please tell me you’re joking.
I do believe that if you turn the soldier sideways, and use the revolver that uses a clip…… and define irony… then you would get at the end of equation, nope not joking.
You are right, he is Israeli, IDF.
Nonsense. He’s Israeli.
Don’t be daft, he’s obviously Israeli.
That an IDF(Israeli Defense Force) soldier not American..
Thats not a US soldier
NOT an American soldier, that is an Israeli soldier
Only if you turn him sideways.
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FYI – That’s an Israeli soldier in Gaza – Not a US soldier.