Comments on: Take ten paces

By: Cap_n_Jack

Cap_n_Jack — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 19:17:27 +0000

C-4 packed explosive vests at 10 paces? We could pay off the national debt if you made this a Pay-Per-View!

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:20:38 +0000

I don’t know who I’d root for . . . in fact, I really hope we have some good choices in 2012 . . . (for a change)

By: GAhn

GAhn — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:41:44 +0000

he wants to bang her god save us all

By: Lewis128

Lewis128 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:56:48 +0000

Now it’s not that hard. Just wait for them to line up in the same office…

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:31:45 +0000

*snerk*

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:27:05 +0000

You have a stalker? Is this your first one? It’s so cute! Who’s a cute widdle stalker?

By: bitter troll has candy in the back of his van

bitter troll has candy in the back of his van — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:35:52 +0000

-eats some pie- this is very entertaining

By: dhydar

dhydar — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:30:06 +0000

Rumor has it that when Barry’s checkin out a girlbutt, he hums to himself “Mmm mm mm … Barack Hussain Obama … mmm mm mm.”

By: dhydar

dhydar — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:28:31 +0000

There were two examples at the same UN function. (In one case, the video was ambiguous. It’s not at all clear that it was “camera angle”.)

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:54:41 +0000

Is he really a heterosexual male, he is checking out a chick with balls a$$ out?

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:01:29 +0000

Hee hee. I upset her on another lol, now she’s following me round with a wagging finger.. bless.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:47:02 +0000

*takes notes for future reference*

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:26:28 +0000

{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CADGzlNC8Pw}
Check out this video… it’s hilarious!

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:10:25 +0000

He’s British DipSh!t. And the fact that he likes to stir sh!t keeps us on our toes and it usually makes the comments funnier than the LOLs.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:06:40 +0000

That’s what he wants you to think.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:13:45 +0000

That would be an Oedipus complex snake on an Oedipus complex ‘plane, wouldn’t it?

By: The Steve

The Steve — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:08:08 +0000

on a plane?

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:16:29 +0000

blue? I can smell the blue! And it tastes like fuzzy!

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:15:44 +0000

Does bitter want to be bobbitized?

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:15:17 +0000

*headdesk*
Reference fail BROWN.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:13:48 +0000

No, no, no snake. It’s just the mushrooms. We told you to avoid the blue ones.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:11:01 +0000

it’s a snake! lookout itsasnake!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:55:47 +0000

No kidding. I’ll probably be banned for mentioning country music, but Waylon Jennings did a song called “Too dumb for New York, too ugly for LA.” He was on Jay Leno talking about how he and Willie Nelson could never make it in the music industry now because they aren’t pretty enough.

SO much MORE true in politics.

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:41:46 +0000

The large man behind Bush has my vote in 2012!

By: suicide_the_blonde

suicide_the_blonde — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:39:31 +0000

Totally.

{http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/funny-george-bush-picture.jpg}

By: tredub

tredub — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:08:44 +0000

now we have change….Obama is cheating!!!

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:46:24 +0000

Only for the kill. If you see a ninja…you’ve already been dead for five minutes.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:44:45 +0000

snaaaaaaaaaaake!

By: Brak the Zappaist

Brak the Zappaist — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:41:53 +0000

Mushroommushroom……

By: bitter troll has candy in the back of his van

bitter troll has candy in the back of his van — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:30:45 +0000

can bitter troll touch?

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:26:09 +0000

Agreed. Touching may result in bobbitizing.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:25:30 +0000

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger

By: froofrou the fabulous

froofrou the fabulous — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:25:07 +0000

And completely forgivable so long as he follows the rules:

1. Never make noise while looking
2. Don’t get caught by the person you are ogling
3. Look, don’t touch

By: bitter troll has candy in the back of his van

bitter troll has candy in the back of his van — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:23:55 +0000

with rabid badgers

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:21:56 +0000

Agreed. He is a heterosexual male, and therefore window shopping is a biological imperative!

By: froofrou the fabulous

froofrou the fabulous — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:20:11 +0000

Misleading camera angle my ass. Obama’s just good at looking at the goods without getting caught.

By: Sabina

Sabina — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:38:16 +0000

Yes. I believe we can all see that.

By: bitter troll has candy in the back of his van

bitter troll has candy in the back of his van — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:23:14 +0000

fvcking ninjas? do they take their masks off?

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:14:57 +0000

Lift from your knees Hulk!

By: Hulk Rando

Hulk Rando — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:13:31 +0000

Hulk pick up health care plan!
*strains*
ARGH!!! Hulk hurt back!
Hulk not have health insurance!! Hulk hate irony!!!!!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:05:01 +0000

THAT’s how she got those biceps?!

By: Default User

Default User — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:01:17 +0000

Mrs. Obama is doing the heavy lifting for that one.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:53:07 +0000

I’m not a Republican. I just like to stir sh!t.

By: Sabina

Sabina — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:41:58 +0000

woops sorry for the double post, it didn’t show first time. I was laughing so hard about anyone saying something about Democrats being a bad shot – glass houses and all that…

By: Sabina

Sabina — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:40:40 +0000

keithyabes says:
December 1, 2009 at 10:32 am

Relax, they’re Democrats: they’d probably shoot the cameraman, or their own feet off.
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Oh definitely – Republicans are so much better shots!
NOT!

By: Sabina

Sabina — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:38:27 +0000

Oh definitely – Republicans are so much better shots!
NOT!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:16:27 +0000

The lawyer in question was well past his optimal breeding age, so I really don’t think it would have any effect on the lawyer breeding pool.

By: Spanky

Spanky — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:09:09 +0000

I’m not a lawyer- Cheney was trying to rid the US of one of those overbred lawyers. They’ll overbreed and then starve so we need to thin out the herd.

By: Justacarolinian

Justacarolinian — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:24:00 +0000

Neither one is strong enough to pick up a copy of the health care plan.

By: Rando the Amazingly Awesome

Rando the Amazingly Awesome — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:41:47 +0000

Just for that, we’re sending you out hunting with Cheney.