Comments on: You never want to be

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:53:09 +0000

Get a room…

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:50:57 +0000

Not as good as the first, but had it’s moments.

By: Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome

Captain Wow the Ambassador of Awesome — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:47:00 +0000

I’m shocked and disgusted…. and I can look away.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:26:34 +0000

I like beards!

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:16:00 +0000

Ok diss. I posted a pic of my ass on FB. In jeans, no less…

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:53:40 +0000

Really? I’m hot? KEWL! Should I shave the beard?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:22:37 +0000

I can vouch for Ivan’s hotness. Although I’ve never seen the butt…hinthinthint…

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:07:21 +0000

Hey buddy, I haven’t started wearing relaxed fit jeans yet. *scowl*

By: GAhn

GAhn — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:02:28 +0000

that actually a wax figure the poor guy are too scared to figured it out.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:00:39 +0000

*looks up from laptop*
What? Huh?

Ooops. Passed it half an hour ago. Hang on!

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:59:42 +0000

are we there yet??

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:19:53 +0000

*pokes at mabsba without actually making contact*
I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:13:47 +0000

She’s touching me!

By: justacanuck

justacanuck — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:11:01 +0000

But mom, he’s breathing MY air!!!

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:34:47 +0000

*snuggles ivan*

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:59:34 +0000

I loves me some shortright!

By: shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated

shortright the ivanist who thinks clothes are overrated — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:43:27 +0000

mmkay, just gonna say this once:

step. the. fvck. up. off. my. ivan.

got it?

By: slupine

slupine — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:36:05 +0000

Correction: you do not want Kim Jong-Il to be the first one to stop smiling.

By: baldrick

baldrick — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:00:10 +0000

If the guys stopped smiling, their hats would slide over their ears.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:21:34 +0000

Scary.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:20:40 +0000

heiiiighhhh…..

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:56:23 +0000

If you two don’t stop so help me I will turn this thread around and ground you both!

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:03:12 +0000

Neigh means neigh!

By: salixman

salixman — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:16:22 +0000

and therefore can’t judge it’s size and missile absorption capabilities.

By: salixman

salixman — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:14:31 +0000

Yeah, I would write it on your a$$ if I were you. At least it’s probably big enough to be the missile shield! DOUBLE ZING!!! PACHOW!!!! No, I’ve never seen your butt.

By: mabsba

mabsba — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:15:33 +0000

Pregnant? That’s a scary thought! Craziness is hereditary, right? That’s what my schizophrenic friend says…but that might just be what the voices tell her.

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:10:05 +0000

Is it me or does that batsh#t crazy despot look pregnant? Thinking he’s growing a little demon in there, or is it kind of like Aliens?

By: I Like Peanut Butter

I Like Peanut Butter — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:08:02 +0000

“And if you pay enough, you can sleep with Kelly also.”

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:29:16 +0000

Is that the so-called classical 12-tone scale stuff?

By: Default User

Default User — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:19:12 +0000

Anyone else having trouble with their wordpress subscriptions not sending them e-mail updates? I tried changing my e-mail to see if maybe they were just getting blocked but that doesn’t appear to be it

By: bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator

bitter charro Supreme Internet Dicktator — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:07:15 +0000

Quit socking yourself quit socking yourself!

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:43:43 +0000

SHRIIIIIIIIIIIINKAAAAAAAGE!!!!! *shakes fist*

By: nrb299

nrb299 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:43:13 +0000

honestly i like vladurday!!! vodka 4 all

By: Bitter wino, the wine steward

Bitter wino, the wine steward — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:36:28 +0000

I thought it was Vladurday, but I am too lazy to look at pictures from prior Vladurdays to confirm this.

I do like some good vodka and in my experience Russians do make some good vodka.

@Ivan – be nice, its cold outside.

By: Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist

Big Daddy Ivan The Shortrightist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:29:00 +0000

You’d have to write pretty small to get it all on there, and then hope the folks walking by will have a magnifying glass handy.

ZING!

Ok, but SOMEbody would have said it!

By: Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist

Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:12:49 +0000

Is it Vladurday, not Vladturday? I’m leaning towards yours, now that I see them next to each other.

Yeah, I’m not such a big fan of playing with Poot-Poot. (To the point where I’ve seriously considered writing “U.S. ARMY” on my schwing-schwong and dropping trou in Eastern Europe. You know, missile shield.)

By: Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist

Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:10:10 +0000

Especially if you have a foot fetish or live in northern Minnesota.

By: Bitter wino, the wine steward

Bitter wino, the wine steward — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:09:10 +0000

SHHHHHHhhhh!!!

Putin could have left that comment. He is greatly flattered by Vladurday and was offering to share vodka with you if you were willing to pretend that Russia was a real democracy.

By: Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist

Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:05:37 +0000

Russia? A democracy? Now THAT is a lol.

Also, you guys have Vladturday.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:04:59 +0000

Depending on the defenition of “socking” that might be kinda hot.

By: Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist

Dhoti the anti EWAdamsist — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:03:57 +0000

“Wha, oop … all right, just stay calm, Frinkie. These babies will be in the stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix! Gyvinblayvin!”

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:03:00 +0000

“That guy’s being awfully forward with that donkey. “

By: justacanuck

justacanuck — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:49:53 +0000

I’m sorry about the evil thing, can I have some vodka, too?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:46:08 +0000

Really must remember to change my email back so I don’t look like I’m socking myself.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:45:09 +0000

Oooh, you’ve got vodka? You can come sit quietly next to me and share.

Oh, and that’s North Korea in the picture, not Russia. It’ll be ok.

By: nrb299

nrb299 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:42:41 +0000

This isnt a fiting place to start a rant but………….. RUSSIA IS NOT EVIL WE HAVE A DEMOCRATIC SOCITY NO I CAN NOT SPELL IN ENGLISH any who.. the vodka sterotype is correct . :p

By: justacanuck

justacanuck — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:38:53 +0000

I heard your competitor put a bug in your lab, stole your work and had monkeys mass-produce the product. You might want to think about suing, Rando.

By: keithybabes

keithybabes — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:37:34 +0000

Well I got it, ducky!

By: Rando the Secretary of Awesome

Rando the Secretary of Awesome — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:34:46 +0000

*pops out of the laboratory* You mean someone else invented it first? Crap. Days of work for nothing!

By: justacanuck

justacanuck — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:32:52 +0000

I think it is, diss. It picked up the “fist”er’s drool and my brains. It’s FAB-U-LOUS and available two for the price of one if you call in the next twenty minutes.