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Elmo is a lot more entertaining. And a lot more honest.
But waaaaaaay more creepy.
Elmo reads from a teleprompter. Betcha didn’t know that.
You stole Christmas?!? Don’t make me get out my warhammer!!
This Warhammer cost 40K, ya know.
Not if you get the original.
Blood and Skulls for the Blood Lord!!
I was gonna push it over Mt. Crumpet, but I ended up e-baying it.
Elmo should be president
Looks like he’s snapping his neck !!!
Obama would have pre-empted Elmo for YET ANOTHER speech about how he saved the economy with nonexistent jobs in nonexistent districts.
*thinks boater407 is nonexistent*
boater407 comes out once a year on boxing day eve and gives presents to all the well off children of the world.
*thinks boater407 is Belgian*
Wow. The butt-hurt is out early this morning!
Yes- our butts hurt from being screwed by this bozo of a president.
No offense pal, but you were screwed long before Obama, and it will only get worse after. What our economy faces now is the unavoidible evolution. Its only going to get worse.
Still, mustn’t grumble, eh?
Grumble all you wish, just try to grumble the problem and not the result.
VNV: I’m fully aware Mr. Obama inheritted a Charlie Foxtrot from Senor Bush. However as I’ve said before, if you inherit a 8 year old car with multiple problems, and it’s your only way of transportation, you don’t go 8000 miles between oil changes, run up on curbs, and use duck tape to keep the hood closed.
Thank you, ILPB – that’s brilliant!
I wasn’t talking about Bush. I was talking about the last 50 years of business management in America, and probably more. Just because it isn’t Obama’s fault doesn’t mean it was Bush’s. People need to get over the fact the the nation is older than 8 years. Obama is doing all he can right now, just like Bush did when the collapse first happened.
But if all your credit cards are maxed out, you’re income is dwindling, you don’t go out and SPEND MORE!!!! I didn’t agree with Bush’s Bail Out, I don’t agree with OBama’s Bail Outs. The politicians are being irresponsible, it’s killing the American $, and the Chinese are ridiculing us on our spending.
Its not the politicians. Its the busineses.
Really 300 Billion in one bill 700 Billion in another? That’s spendng in my eyes.
Now think about how many jobs were lost by outsourcing companies, and take those salaries and multiply them out. And make sure to include the jobs lost in the last 50 years due to outsourcing. Then try to blame politicians.
Technically, jobs aren’t “lost” due to outsourcing, if you’re thinking globally. They’re moved and given to different people.
Well, since we’re talking about the American economy (aren’t we?), yes, the jobs are lost in that they are lost to US.
Well, we all know that only American jobs are important, anyway? Right?
economy in troll kingdom is great, outsourcing is punishable by being eaten
And why are companies out sourcing? Taxes, regulations, forced benefits, minimum wage, etc etc etc… where does that come from, the Gubberment. You can’t blame business when the politicians force them out.
How dare we require our business to employ people in tolerable working conditions with safety standards…
We should legalize sweat shops, then China could outsource to us!
We just end up buying stuff from countries with intolerable working conditions… and very little quality control.
Wait, ILPB, are you saying it’s okay for companies to outsource because the government doesn’t let these companies treat employees like in China? The only way for a company to make money is by using underpaid labor in poor working conditions and shoddy materials?
Well, I’m not ILPB, but I’ll just note that, in general, companies try to make the business decisions that will generate the greatest profit margin; employees and customers (so long as they keep buying) are not really a part of the equation for (most of) them. So, if the amount saved by manufacturing your widget in Country X in a sweatshop with no environmental regulations is more than the additional amount you’d spend on shipping, then, yes, most of them will go for that option.
I’m also not ILPB, but… If companies in US are competing with companies elsewhere with NO controls at all, how can they make a profit?
Well I am ILPB, and I say that companies were willing to take some loss, however as the government expanded, unions got more power, their profit margins turned to Red. I understand some comapnies take advantage, however I also understand that it’s impossible to compete with some of our laws on the books.
VNV! You don’t like business, business goes elsewhere. What’s the beef?
A share of the blame for outsourced American jobs lies in the American consumer. We want our goods at WalMart prices and we want good paying jobs and benefits too, but it doesn’t really work that way. Take the US garment industry, for example. In 1965, 95% of American clothing was made in the USA; today, only 5% is manufactured here (per “Schmatta” a garment industry documentary). The reduced cost for outsourced goods is an illusion – and the real cost shows itself in other ways, like job loss.
Not to mention that the outsourced goods tend to be crapola. My dept ordered a largish item for the lab, and I’ve had to email them 3 times now (no directions for installation, a part missing, and a part not fitting because two of the holes were drilled too close together). I don’t think we’ll be ordering from them again, even though we are expanding!
Well, we’re screwed then. There’s no way for us to win. If companies bring jobs back, they go broke. If they make money, the jobs go elsewhere. No matter what happens, we’re screwed. Well, that’s just lovely.
I really need to take the economics and business classes my wife took. Everything I’ve ever heard about business & economics sounds like it’s nothing but a catastrophe.
well when you send the american jobs overseas to save money you start to create an america who cant afford your goods.
Rando, you have added to my list of reasons to be grateful I’m marrying Keithy and moving to England. *hopes UK economy isn’t screwed like the US economy*
Fact is, the kind of capitalism that America has been trying to practise is completely unsustainable, as we discovered when the unregulated banks collapsed and the people who got it in the neck weren’t the bankers who took the risks, it was the average guy in the street who had nothing to do with it. It exposed the myth of “self regulation.”
Actually that’s the definition of self regulation. People went above and beyond, banks took advantage, and those banks that stuck to their principals are doing fine. Same with the Auto industry.
Self regulation is a joke. It gives companies the opportunity to fleece the American public while the government turns a blind eye to it.
Actually if the Government had turned a blind eye to this crisis, there would be regulation. Now the responisble companies (and people) feel jaded and screwed b/c those that didn’t “self regulate” got bailed out. If they would have had to live with the consequences, they would have learned.
If the govt had turned a complete blind eye to the crisis, the banking/lending freeze would have continued. There was NO trading occurring between banks for a couple months there in the early fall of 2008. None. No bank was willing to trust another bank to make the sort of loan which keeps things moving. Which means no bank was willing to make a loan to any business client–so that the client might make payroll, or buy materials so as to make their product, or to buy stock so as to have items to sell to customers.
As it is, the banks still aren’t loaning enough to the smaller businesses, but the zero degree Kelvin-style freeze has ended.
Well, if we didn’t bail them out, how much worse would things have gotten. I HATE that all those companies got a free pass for screwing over the country. But if we didn’t bail them out, how many dominoes would have fallen along the way? Making them responsible would’ve been great, but at what cost? Would the fallout of those companies collapsing have been as bad as the bailout?
here’s how we do it..we take the CEO’s who have been screwing america over to fatten their wallets. like just a few of them against the wall and BANG fire them the old fashioned way. let the others know it could happen t them too…unless they play right.
To understand economics (and economists) you must understand this joke (from a friend who triple degreed in economics, math & classical violin at Oberlin): An economist, a physicist and a chemist are on a desert island with canned food but no can opener. The physicist says, ‘Let’s drop the cans from a tree onto the rocks so they open.’ The chemist says, ‘Let’s build a fire and put the cans in it so the heat will open them.’ The economist says, ‘Let’s assume we have a can opener.’
I swear that is how economists do ‘math.’ (I have always called it ‘pseudo math.’)
So – we should buy a new car? *Thinks of cash for clunkers program*
Or, we should invest heavily in restoring it?
I’m really not sure the vehicle analogy works so well.
My parents, devotees of all things Rush and NOT the Canadian rock band may they live forever, are certain the economy is on the brink of collapse and are very concerned about inflation.
As a result, they are buying us a new car. Really. Well, it’s used, but new to us.
It is a conumdrum. They want to spend their money before it is worthless and while I am very grateful for the gift, I shake my head at its inception. I would have thought that the fact we have one graduating from high school and on her way to college would have been motivation, not the rantings of a blob of jelly.
Oh well! Thanks Mom and Dad!
Bitter: You should take care of it. Not run it to the ground. That’s my analogy. If you don’t like it….. then go Fvck Yerself, and that lil dog ToTo too…
But it takes money to keep an old car running (I know this from experience
), so I’m not sure I get your analogy. Changing the oil, making repairs, ‘not running it into the ground’ — these all take money.
Now I don’t like the way the bank bail out was set up. Other countries did similar things, but stipulated that the money had to immediately go back out of the banks and into the economy. We didn’t.
The stimulus $ is to me like trying to repair the car. We are in serious need of a new tranny. I don’t know if it’ll work. I do know that consumer spending increased during the cash for clunkers (not including the $ spent on cars). Personally, I think that’s because it just got people buying again, for the first time in about a year.
On the other hand, the money you’re spending to keep the old car running is also helping the economy. Parts manufacturers, oil treatment manufacturers, brake fluid manufacturers, AutoZone, NAPA, PepBoys….maybe even a mechanic!
I don’t see why this is ‘on the other hand.’ I said, “The stimulus $ is to me like trying to repair the car.” I never said we shouldn’t spend money to take care of the car. That’s why I said I didn’t get ILPB’s analogy because it takes quite a bit of money to keep an old car going, and ILPB is saying we shouldn’t spend any money (I think). It seems contradictory to me.
D’oh! Yeah, context is important.
I sadly think Jon Stewart had a great solution (it’s sad because the political satirist makes more sense than alot of the politicians). Lend the money to the people with the mortgage’s so they can pay the banks. The banks then don’t have to foreclose on them and won’t lose money from that, the homeowners get to keep their house, and still have money to spend, and in theroy the money gets paid back.
Yes, I heard that one also. It made perfect sense to me. If the banks’ problems are the mortgages, then help the people pay their mortgages (second loans, whatever). Because that solves two problems at once.
TOO LITERAL!!!!! I know y’all know the point I’m trying to make, if you inherit crap, don’t make it crapier. The current political spectrum in Washington should not be so worried about Health Care which costs more money when we obviously don’t have said money to pay for it. Obama inheritted crap, he’s adding to said crap, vice cleaning it up. THERE how about that? We’ll get Obama a pooper scooper.
Obviously if we had understood your point, the confused responses would not have ensued. It’s not really fair to get pissed because someone didn’t understand you.
It was feigned anger… :-p
I’m not sure what your suggestion is to “clean up the crap”.
How do we fix the broken car without spending money? If you don’t spend money, the car falls apart, then you need to buy a new car.
If the car is busted don’t bust it more. IE if you’re in debt STOP spending.
I never said not to spend money to fix the car, I was basically saying don’t add to the problems by compounding the problems.
Ok think of it this way:
spending money into debt = busted wreck of car,
spending more money to get out of debt = running wreck of car too long between oil changes, running up on curbs, not doing standard maintenance. Money only goes on ONE side of the analogy, NOT both.
I think that your analogy doesn’t work.
Why doesn’t it? B/C people are focusing on the wrong aspect. I think it’s clear as day.
Here’s one that does: If you’ve got 15 credit cards and all of them are maxed out, you’re not going to pay them off by spending more money. You’re just going to make the situation worse. You have to carefully plan out how you can divide up what money you DO have (because if you borrow more from your mom she’s going to get pissed and cut you off) between the bills and money for food and necessities like car payments rent.
EVERYONE thinks what they write says exactly what they mean it to ‘as clear as day.’ But when no one else gets it, that’s a sign that it’s not.
mabs: Some people got it, some didn’t (ironically it fell down the “party” line).
Froo, yes, your analogy is better. At least I believe I understand what your view of our current situation is from it, which is the point. (I don’t agree with your assessment, but I can understand it.
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Much clearer!
Unless the way out of debt is to invest in job training, a suit for a job interview, infrastructure to make work more efficient, etc.
Well, if you’ve figured out how to keep spending money when you’re all maxed out, please share, because there is a refrigerator that I want to buy, along with a 64″ big screen
ILPB, sorry if that’s true and I missed it. All I saw was on this thread was confusion.
Froo, I believe our resident wino answered that very well.
Btw, I am not saying I am a huge fan of the way the bailouts went down, but I am not completely sold on the argument that the answer won’t at least initially involve spending more money.
See though Froo’s analogy doesn’t take into account that the problem was inherited…… isn’t clear to me… **winks**
In this case, I think that car payments and rent are analogous with things like Medicare and other social programs that we still need to pay for. Perhaps we should try to pare those down to be more efficient, the same way I’d move into a smaller place to be able to afford it.
As far as investing in a new suit or new job training, the analogy can follow that you pare down as much as you can to put that money back, and when you’ve saved up enough for new training (infrastructure or what have you), THEN you pay for it. Especially since getting that new job and having it do you any good isn’t set in stone. If you’re able to survive on what you have now (and the government has more than enough income if it will use it wisely), then do it while you try to be smart about it and plan for the future
Mabs: I think some people were looking at it too literally. Remember we’re not just talking about the spending, but other states of the nation as well. As said earlier Obama inheritted a mess, no one can dispute that. Some liberals tended to focus only on the spending aspect, b/c that’s what they hear the right complain about most. So there is some bias involved, maybe not fully clear on my part by saying EVERYTHING (which I thought I did), etc…. The first response to my analogy was a positive similar “Hell YEAH!”
The thing I feel everyone is missing is that yes, we might need things like job training or a new suit for that interview, but if you’re completely maxed out on your credit cards and you keep spending for whatever reason, you’re going to starve because you can’t put food on the table. And god forbid your children (the country) starve with you because you didn’t budget wisely.
@ ILPB – I understood the point of your analogy, I just think it was limited beyond your initial point.
@ froo- Move into a smaller place, huh. Are you saying that we should drop some states or something
.
I am supportive of paring down some government programs, but I think that we will decidedly disagree on which programs.
We aren’t maxed out yet. China just extended our limit
Lets throw a party!
Hey, you can’t drop us (NM)! We have all the nukes! (Well, most of them, anyway.)
perhaps we drop the non states first…peurto rico, your cut off. time to grow up
PR is actually a good example. They don’t pay federal taxes in return for not getting to vote in Pres. elections.
but if you are given a broken car, you need to spend some money on repairs or parts AND not drive it into the ground
I know this thread ended a while ago, but I would like to add one thing: I think most Dems understand about why people think we should curtail spending, but are a bit pissed because we never heard much complaining for eight years of Bush pretty much spending money like a drunken sailor. (Now you can argue about his spending choices, but that’s how most Dems felt.) Now our guy’s in, and all of the sudden it’s oh, no, not spending. (I do realize some Republicans protested Bush’s spending, but it sure wasn’t much or loud.)
We feel a bit like the fifth kid who, after his four older siblings went to Ivy League schools, is told not only is there no money for him to even attend the state college, but he has to pay all their college debts.
Hey, but you could stay at home and run the family savings & loan and make averybody happy and when you’re sad and want to end it all an angel will come and show you how different things would have been if you hadn’t been born..
AND the government would come and bail you out so it’s win win.
huh wha?
Have you ever run a car into the ground before. Its more fun then you might expect. Particularly if you plan to buy a new one.
Well, that’s not always true. My friend had the drive shaft literally fall out of his van while he was driving it…fortunately slowly! It almost flipped him end for end and left an amazing gouge in the street.
Fair enough.
I had an old jeep I was trying to restore at one point (I gave up b\c I was not skilled or dedicated enough to fix things such as the transmission) that the drive shaft fell out of in the middle of Atlanta rush hour traffic. That was one of the less fun experiences.
It’s cruel to tape a duck.
You do if you are a graduate student! And I so do NOT miss those days…
Excellent, you win a cookie
I agree he Elmo haters sure are rough.
I prefer Grover myself, much more upstanding than this Elmo character.
On a side bar, anyone see the new toy for pedaphiles this year? Tickle Me Elmo Hands….. CREEPY!!
Saw those. Way creepy. And the commercial with the pre-school gangsta’ rap: disturbing.
I shall have to look this up after work today. I’m sure it’s on You tube somewhere.
-tickles mina with elmo fuzzy hands-
It really is disturbing. It makes my teenager go ‘yeek’ and grab the remote to mute it.
I don’t know if you guys have these down in the states, but as I get older, the Mini-pops (young kids doing the latest pop songs) commercials are freaking me out. Something about a 9 year old singing Britney Spears or Black Eyed Peas…….disturbing…as well as doing the “dances” from the videos.
Ahh every pedaphile loves a protesta-tot.
Unfortunately, yes. And the clothes for young girls are all slutty.
Ever watch that show “Toddlers and Tiaras”? NOW that is disturbing as well. 2 – 16 year olds don’t need to be in bathing suit judging contests.
I try to avoid that show. I saw the original documentary it was based on…..gave me nightmares for weeks. Thankfully, I don’t have a girl.
Which makes me fvcking sick. It gets harder and harder to find decent clothes even for a 6 year old!!
One of the advantages of having a boy. T-shirts and pants, that’s all mine wears. And he isn’t too fussy, although I do believe he is eyeballing some of the thinkgeek shirts.
My boy is very easy to dress. Star Wars/Pokemon/dinosaur shirts and jeans. My daughter is a battle pretty much every day.
Boys are so much easier than girls when it comes to fashion. At least mine is! Well, except for getting him to part with the too small and too hole-y clothing.
My sister actually mailed me an outfit her son had outgrown so he would stop wearing it. (“We’re sending it to your cousin as a gift.” worked well, apparently.)
No clothes with holes at school, so that pretty much solves that problem.
I leave for work well before he heads to school. I tried that rule, didn’t work. Maybe I’ll up the ante to: if you’re wearing it when I get home, that means you wore it to school and now it goes in the fireplace.
Ah, no, I was actually thinking of the school dress code. But I’m pretty ruthless about making anything ratty looking into rags. (I understand, you probably need the fireplace fuel.
)
Well, I have been threatening him with military school…..they have dress codes…..
I feel your pain. My son (16!) persists in wearing his old “I’m expecting a flood momentarily!” pants to school even though I’ve bought ones that fit him because the old ones are more comfortable. (Yeah, I know, I need to get rid of them…)
Canuck, I think most American public high schools have dress codes. I don’t know if they enforce them or not.
My son attends a private high school, and they DO enforce their dress code.
I’m not precisely sure where justacanuck is from, but when the schoolboard around here floated the idea of a dress code in the public schools the screams of public outrage were somewhat overwhelming… I think the poster of a 10yr old in a prison jumpsuit was a little hyperbolic, but it was was definitely effective.
I’m in Calgary, AB. The schools have a dress code of sorts that varies from school to school (no offensive t-shirts, no spaghette strap tanks on the girls, etc.). A few holes in my son’s shirt and flood pants won’t get him sent home, although they have asked if we needed “assistance” lol.
Gadzukes! You’re like 20min away from me… small world. Out here in the boonies they managed to ban t-shirts with beer logos, pot leaves, and sexually explicit images (not suggestive explicit). When they tried to demand clean pants with no holes and no spaghetti strap tank tops the parents protested… loudly…
Wow, at our local public schools the boys have to wear black, navy, or khaki pants with white polo or button-up shirts, the girls can wear the same or a skirt in the same colors, at least to the knee.
It always amazes me to watch the high schoolers walking into school in the morning, having taken the literal limits of the dress code and stretching it like silly putty….
I figured you must be near, given that you’re a pirate on the Bow river! Yeah, depending on the principal and teachers, what’s not acceptable is a school by school thing here in cowtown.
Well, I live near a public high school, and it doesn’t look as if they enforce the dress code that much. The middle schoolers (grades 6-8) have to wear what Diss described. My son’s school’s code is simple: nothing offensive, no baggy pants, no holes, nothing suggestive (eg spaghetti straps). What’s really brilliant is the teachers were tired of sending kids to the dean, so they set up a poster board and for every infraction, they put a piece of doll’s clothing on it. If it gets to 50, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
My kid is easy peasy, mostly. For him as long as the pants are jeans, he’s happy. Biggest drawback is if it’s a mario shirt. I have to almost hold him down to peel him out of that shirt so I can wash it!
50? With weekends, holidays, and sick days that’s like one infraction a day for the whole school year!
Um. Don’t know how you figured that. There are 180 school days in a school year (at least here) and 450 students in that division.
I was using my own special magic math! I may have also misunderstood the rules. Is it 50 per student or 50 per division?
I’m sorry. No, it’s 50 infractions for the entire division (that’s why I said how many students there are). 50 per student WOULD be ridiculous. I’m not sure if it’s per year or per semester actually, but it does seem to work. The dean said he hears students being dragged away from his office (glass fronted) with whispers of “Don’t go by Mr. Kim’s office!” Ah, peer pressure.
Oh
I liked my way better. I liked my math better too 
Second hand stores are your friend, you can usually find things that aren’t slutty that fit a 6 year old, and since most children grow so quickly the clothes haven’t been worn that much either.
At least one of my daughters has had a lot of issues trying to buy clothes over her teen years that are both age-appropriate (naturally she doesn’t want to look matronly) and modest (because she is…). Especially for a few years there when it seemed like all the junior-size jeans started at the pubes and the t shirts and sweaters stopped somewhere in the ribsection. Actually, I think that’s what motivated her to learn to sew.
For jeans I actually recommend price club/costco. That’s where I usually get mine, they usually have things with a reasonable cut because not all of us feel the need to show off our underwear to complete strangers. I can understand her pain though, I’ve always been a fairly modest dresser (which is odd given I’m not actually modest). I tended to wear alot of jeans and t-shirts in high school.
Value Village is awesome. Just make sure you wash everything you buy (clothing or not). I used to work there… Oddest things would come through. (Like an urn full of ashes)
Go old school–Lands End or LLBean. She’ll get abused for not being fashionable, but won’t look like a garden tool.
pedo It’s pedophiles, not “pedaphiles”. Pedo is something else altogether in Spanish.
This proves babys are evil
Racist babies!!
Well he is blond hair blue eyed….. probably a Christian…… HOWEVER he is at an Obama rally…. I didn’t thing Dems allowed all three traits within their confines.
You can clearly tell that he is a follower of the church of the flying spaghetti monster. Look at that curly hair – matches the beautiful noodlage that is our lord and creator.
Ra’men
How’d you know what I ate for lunch today?
your innards have been touched by his noodly appendage?
Is that why I feel so violated? Or is it the Elmo tickle hands?
…..both
Oh, ok. Cool.
*Settles in to be violated*
wow you must eat alot of corn
huh?
its a very very gross joke, while bitter troll in elmo hands is violateing you
Then I won’t ask for further explaination since I’d like to keep my lunch.
do not reject his noodly goodness!
On a side note, I has a sad. I was supposed to go to the Ren Fest (it’s the last weekend) again, and now I can’t. I think my friends and I made it on You tube from the last time we were there. I think I’ll have to check later on… /irrelevant post
awww-hugs mina- dress in renny garb and destroy the streets with bitter troll
That’s the problem. I was going to by my first bit of garb this weekend. All I have right now that’s fitting for an evening of destroying the streets is a leather mini skirt and a black corset. Is that close enough???
I’m fairly certain leather miniskirts don’t fit the proper time period and corsets were considered undergarments. If you were in the area I could lend you some of my stuff.
**head pops up** corset leather mini-skirt, what’s next CFM boots!!! My pants fit funny…
Oh well. Jeans and a T-shirt will have to do for now. More comfortable anyway.
Inquiring minds want to know–is the t-shirt tight?
Im surprised his teleprompter had nothing to say about this.
-wipes a tear- oh that never gets old…talk about the kool aid next..or use the word messiah…
9/11 Messiah drinking Kool Aid, will elebenty belgian flags wave in the breeze of hundreds of Russian flight attendants marching by raising money to fix Vlad’s inheritted wreck from Katirna, b/c Bush is dumb b/c he sends heroic firefighters out to save cats, who in turn praise Allah for our troops who are better than us peons, who on a constant basis scream “Too Soon!”
Pailn’s a hore….
really? Palin? …how much she charge?
1 Moose for the Cold Hole
2 Moose for the Poop Shoot.
damn all otter moose
No otters cost extra.
His teleprompter says you suck balls. Just sayin’.
Totally off subject, but just came back from the Mall and saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that said “Tiger was framed”… and so it begins…
ROFL….oh, boy…
yeeeah…so was OJ
and that Sniper in DC
and if you ask certain people…hitler
Hey Hitler was a nice guy. He was just misunderstood. Just ask that Iranian guy.
I don’t know about OJ, the DC sniper or Hitler, but; VADER WAS DEFINITLEY FRAMED!!!!!
it was that mace guy bitter troll bets..something bitter troll dont trust about him….
Whistler’s Mother was framed.
rodger rabbit clearly did it!!!
The pictures on the wall are also framed!!!!!
Do you know where I can get a frame big enough for this picture? 6′ x 3′
So…sick…of…Tiger…
We watch TMZ in the break room on lunch and 23 out of 30 minutes was about Tiger Woods. And FTR, I don’t think all 47,000,000 of those women who claim to have had affairs with him are telling the truth.
true, but his personal sex life is not news. so he screwed around on his wife..thats between him and her…and 39,000,000 of the women
What is he doing holding a white kid?
Doesn’t he have one of his own kind?
Belgian?
No, no, Hawaiian.
Uzbekistani!
Show me the birth certificate!!!
Sorry, all I have is this certificate of live birth.
does this count as the obama LOL people have been crying for ?
Barely
ok, well now they have it. they can stop crying
Bu bu but it doesn’t make fun of him. EVERYONE loses out to Elmo…..
bitter troll has submitted several making fun of Obama, and bitter is a dirty liberal. they just get voted down
long as its funny and not in poor taste bitter troll would love to see more obama LOL’s. like the solar powered teleprompter one
Sorry, MoreCowbell, but “OBAMA SUCKS AND DESTROYS THE COUNTRY” isn’t funny & will never make the front page. Fvcking get over it, loser.
Dude: Easy killer. Take a look at some of my Lols on him…
I was on the voting page a few minutes ago and voted win on a couple of yours without even noticing they were yours right away. See, even us dirty libruls have senses of humor.
Hey, I did too and was surprised they were yours, ILPB.
Thank you…. I try and avoid preachy. Plus I try and poke fun at everyone.
Same here. It makes for better LOLs, unfortunately those don’t make it to the front page enough.
No, it’s too cute.
Obama gets teabagged?
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this just in…new proof that hurracane Katrina was all Obama’s fault….some people say…film PROVEING he was completely at 100% fault…some people say…at 11
…followed by an update on Balloon Boy!
Don’t you mean 9/11.
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this just in, we have been watching conservative news sation, and now we are prepaired to call them lairs, you sir are a great big poopy head. nothing else to really report on besides what a bunch of flaming pants fibbers they are- points finger to the right and wiggles hand- cause we dont get outside much
No, no, no. That was Clinton. Sheesh, pay attention ILPB!
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NO THE LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA CAUSE THEY HATE JESUS AND FREEDOM AND LOVE GANG RAPE AND MURDERING CHILDREN BLA BLA BLA
I knew it! Those ebil, durty, lib’rals!!!
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next sports, the weather , obamamurdered12peoplewithanaxe, and a interview from the dog show that will make you forget the last story
Obama did wh-Ohhhhh look at the cute little doggies!
You forgot about throwing blood on poor super models and the death panels for elderly who turn into soilant green…..
We had to feed the homeless something!
That’s right, can’t kill poor animals. Only rich animals should die.
No, we were feeding them old people, we don’t care how much money old people have.
no no its only the CUTE animals people are interested in saving. the ones that make plushy dolls. no one wants to save the leming
Because God only saves lemmings that save themselves… or something like that.
This is starting to remind me of “A Modest Proposal”
That was a Swift reference on your part, Mina.
100th!!
typical american kid, annoying
in soviat russia bitter troll annoys children!
wait that wasnt funny…-sighs- had a long day sorry folks
In soviet russia children eat Bitter Troll……. nope no good either.. **takes out samuri sword and commits Kabuki** WAIT!! **stops acting and wipes off make-up, takes sword and commits Seppuku**
In Soviet Russia, typical sergio annoys Americans!
typical american, annoying & not funny
Sorta looks like the kid is picking Obamas nose.
No, no, no, remember, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick the President, but you can’t pick the President’s nose!” Or something like that….
secret service jumps kid in 3….2….
Now THAT is a win!
That would have made a funnier caption.
aww bitter troll thought it was cute
Bah! The Elmo is much more entertaining and knowledgeable than you, Mr. Gingerbread-man!
la la la la la la la la la elmos world (elmos world)la la la la la la la la la elmos world(elmos world0 he loves his goldfish his crayons too! thats elmos world!!!!
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