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In Soviet Russia… …job hunt you.
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still safer then cheney hunting you
Yeah. These guys don’t even look armed.
look on dudes face is priceless.
“wait do i get dental?”
Great. Now I have dental ads at the top of the page. Thanks bitter troll.
*mumbles..stupid google knowing everything*
Adblock. It is your friend.
Stupid government websites requiring me to use IE…too lazy to surf the web with a different browser.
HA! I’m getting find your Russian beauty today.. now THAT’S appropriate!
My co-worker was kind enough to sign my e-mail address up for russian brides…for a year I had a new beauty in the inbox every week!
Unfortunately I’m smart enough to know that a bombshell that speaks 5 languages and has a masters in engineering would dump my ass the minute she became a citizen. Seriously…who falls for that?
*pauses before cashing the Nigerian check she just got in the mail* Wait, you mean you can’t trust what you get on the internet????
You can Froo, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise *receives poest card, reads hurriedly* Froo! Great news! You’re a Nigerian Princess! I’m just going to need your account number and then we can get you the crown jewels to wear and you can go to Nigeria to rule a whole country!
5 times more accurate? This is excellent news.
*waits impatiently for the next upgrade, now 5 times more naked!*
Froo..bitter troll thinks bitter troll got your package in the mail
I don’t know about marriage, but I know a couple of firms that might like to hire her.
I would hire her too…but that’s illegal in my state.
you really need to go for the hot but stupid ones, ones that would NEED you
But they’re not smart enough to know they need me…
I’m hot and smart (at least I think I am) and I have no intention of ditching anyone once I get UK citizenship! *snuggles Keithy* Who would give up guaranteed sex? Really?
Preists?
No, they join the priesthood because they couldn’t get laid to begin with, and can’t afford hookers.
and think of all the little boys !
*nods and smiles smugly*
*stops filling out phony paperwork* Um, ‘illegal’? I’m sorry, you’ll have to define that for me.
Funny enough, a guy I used to work with hooked up with a girl from Romania from a website. That was two years ago and now they work together on cruise ships. It seems to be working out well for him, and I have to say, Dayum, she’s quite the looker!
Dude, I thought that ad was creepy, and was a major reason I got adblock.
Rando, you give me my Christmas back right now, darn it!
Sold it on ebay. Made about 2 grand from it. Kaching!
Must have been to a serious collector, last Christmas I sold I only managed to get around $500.
Oooooooooooh, now I’m getting Single Mulim Women..
“But, Mooooommmmmmy! I don’t WANNA go to summer camp! Noooo!!!”
WIN. I think this is actually a better caption.
Summer camp at “Uncle Vlad’s Camp for Big Boys”.
That guy looks like a hardened, violent criminal. I’m sure they needed to physically carry him to the paddy wagon.
The look on his face is awesome…”Srsly?”
he won a free trip because he criticized putin
The Spetnaz have been outsourced to the countries leading headhunter.
Looks like he’s saying, why worry!?
This is funny! I love the expression and the gesture.
“Whaddya gonna do? I was happy being unemployed!!”
no more free money from unemployment for you!
Well, now he doesn’t have to sit around in his boxers watching “Cops” on weekday afternoons; he gets to experience it first-hand.
but in soviat russia its call “Putins Secret Police”
its just a black screen…cause ya know…secret
I love that show! Did you catch last weeks episode [title censored]?! It was amazing, I thought the blackness would end any second!
The Republicans new plan to get people off welfare. They’re gonna fvcking carry them to work!!
I thought it was just a job creation scheme on Russian buses (clicky)
The funniest thing about it is how they are holding him as if they were going to use him as a battering ram against something out of frame.
A battering ram against unemployment!!
Gangrape?
no thanks
trying to cut down?
charro keeps bitter troll busy enough
but no more sheep ok? bitter troll dont mind the peta protesters..but the wool is itchy
I’ve heard Llamas work well.
LLama’s nibble , not suckle!!! bring two
Are you offering or requesting? Doesn’t matter, answer’s still no. I was just wondering.
What’s a gan grape? Is it anything like a white grape?
It’s a grape grown on the Ganges river. Not really recommended.
why would you want to rape a gang?
Ooh, that does sound fun.
Raping a gang or being raped by a gang? Or both?
rapeing our gang? the little rascals??????
spanky?
in soviet russia, charro spanks bitter troll!
Not better than the Vladurday poem.
That was the very best!
okay whos insulting russia
what? Putin is great!!! he can kill you with his angry glare. how can you NOT respect that?
His name also reminds me of poutine, which I also love. Fries smothered in gravy and cheese curds… mmm cheese curds… *drools*
OMG, I saw that on the menu in Victoria when we were there last month. The waiter (a young man) looked like he was in seventh heaven just describing it.
It’s definitely one of those foods that you know is going to kill you, and you’ll pay for eating it later, but you just don’t care.
Um. I kind of think it’s either a guy thing or a Canadian thing. (“It’s a Canuck thing. You wouldn’t understand.”) The three of us (Mom, sister and I) had no desire to try it.
Possibly a Canadian thing, my wife loves the stuff. Think of mash & gravy with cheese and you get an idea of what it tastes like.
Most of our culinary preferences are roughly the same as Americans, we are just a little more… adventurous… with the combination’s we will try.
“Mash”? Hmmm?
I noticed in Victoria there was lots of meat. Most of the entrees seemed to be meat paired with some other meat.
Mash = Mashed Potatoes
As for the meat, it may have just been where you were eating. Entrees usually include beef, chicken (or turkey), pork or fish but rarely together, as well as a starch and veggies. Of course I’m a heartlander, those west coasters are a little bit off; though I’m surprised you didn’t see more vegetarian/vegan entrees, they tend to be a bit more like Californians out there… you know… ‘sensitive to animal cruelty’ and all…
…joke laughs at you.
He looks happy.
Lol he’s just like ‘meh what’cha guna do??’
for the record, i am NOT tired of the soviet russia joke. no siree.
Are those leather pants? Maybe he’s being carted away by the fashion police.
old spice attracts not what you wanted….
no no he something they are carrying to work off the pounds