
Fine for you, but when I burn my name and face onto my ex-boyfriend’s front lawn suddenly he’s all “stalking” and “arson” and a “felony.”
(Cornfield Sarah Palin)
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Oh, YAY! I faved this one when I first saw it. It’s the quotation marks that take it over the top from funny to awesome, I think. You can just see somebody making the air quotes.
I prefer: Breaking News: Republican Sarah Palin goes green.
I don’t. This is one of the funniest ones I’ve seen for ages.
not my type of humor….
You probably don’t have an ex. Lucky sod.
I don’t have an ex, and I still thinks it’s pretty damn good. I thought the “and suddenly he’s all” bit made it sound like someone really saying it.
Ditto. I thought this had perfect “voice” — I could literally hear her in my head. Hmm…. *goes to see if schizo friend will share drugs*
Don’t make the voices go away. They’re the only ones telling you the truth!
I had an ex and all, there’s a reason I have an unlisted number.
I think the picture by itself is funny, but the writing is stupid.
Yeah, you’re right, they really didn’t need to write “Sarah America” above her picture, it was dumb.
Especially since her name is Sarah PALIN, not “Sarah America”.
Actually I heard a rumor that she’s going to change her last name to America so she can run on the platform that she’s married to the country. Kind of like how some nuns wear wedding rings because they’re “married to Jesus.”
“Sarah America”
So very appropriate since she approves of book burnings and seceding from the United States!!
I think she’s DEFINITELY trying to get Putin’s attention. Can you imagine a marriage between the two of them – the joining of our nations into a super DUPER power? Wow!!!
Oh please, it will never happen. Putin has standards.
good thing i’d just swallowed, other wise tea would be all over my screen
i lol’d
what did you swallow?
Are you on drugs?
Yes, yes we are.
not at the moment, why, are you offering?
Now we need some school supplies with this logo! /sarcasm
This one was actually funny without being the least bit partisan! I’m looking out for the 4 horsemen out my window right now… *wink*
Yeah, just because it features Sarah Palin doesn’t mean it’s making fun of her. The caption really makes this one work.
Red Wings? Have you ever heard of the Detroit Lion?
Make that Lions.
*facepalm*
I liked Lion better.
Exactlly! Someone managed to use a ‘picture’ of Palin without going to rude, lewd, crude word usage. This lol was genuinely funny.
See, this is where the idea of ‘ex’ comes into play.
Is that Putin’s lawn?
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*drinkspew* Oh man! Now I have to mix another mojito!
Well played, n00bs, well played indeed.
Well, now Putin can see her from his front porch.
Alien crop circle is alien.
seems the aliens depand Palin for breeding reasons…bitter troll dont blame them..rawr
Zo tell me more about theese compulsion to deep-end Zarah Pahleen.
Palin funded by aliens. Palin and McCain exchanged long protein strings. More news at 11.
Palin is sleeping with Kal-El.
More at 11
Your argument is invalid to Crop Circle Palin!
Because now you can’t remember any newspapers you’ve read in the past year? Because now you keep saying you betcha? Because you’re suddenly craving mooseburgers?
Sorry there, Bip – this belongs under Secad, below.
Crop circles aren’t burnt. Neither is this.
You’re right. The whole lol is therefore invalid.
*picks up megaphone*
OK FOLKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT LOL.
Ooooh… Say that again….make your accent thicker!
I SAID MOVE ALONG. DONT MAKE ME GET MY STICK OUT!
Oh! Is that a promise? *sits down and waits eagerly*
Say hello to ‘Plastic Bertrand’! *deploys wantonly*
I love a man who knows how to wantonly deploy his stick.
I’ve actually been through this maze. I regret it now.
I take it that it wasn’t amazing?
but now you call tell everyone you have been inside sarah palin…and you found corn…lots of corn
So you were inside Palin’s head? Wouldn’t that make you an expert on chaos theory?
*claps* Well done. Brava!
Coming soon to this field: A TRAILER PARK!
If there isn’t one already surrounding the field ….
I knew giving up air travel would pay off some day!
I’ve always suspected that she wasn’t totally an earthling.
that is an insult to aliens everywhere!
That’s not a crop-circle, that is a cr*p-circle~
Now, Charro. That might be someone’s kid on the internet. You could be contributing to the delinquency of a minor!
She’s moving up from contributing to the delinquency of Bitter Trolls.
I thought they censor these pages.
They do, but not crap–although my mother would rag on me for saying it!
You can’t f-bomb here without alternative spellings.
V*codin is a dirty dirty word.
But it’s a lovely lovely drug…
Did nothing for me except give me an asthma attack.
Maybe it’s a crip circle. Hundreds of little gang bangers, all getting together in a field, creating an image of Sarah Palin.
Exactly what does it take to get the support of the crips?
I think it helps if you wear blue?
When you get them together with the bloods in a gym at the Y and force them to be nice to each other, then you won’t need the red or blue because they will all start working together.
Would they be the cruds or the blips then? I assume they would all dress in purple!
makes me want to …buy a combine?
I was thinking of a cropduster full of Paraquat.
did they cut a tree into the corn? wtf
It’s um, a christmas tree? To show she’s a christmasian?
bitter troll tried to do the same thing with obama’s face, but then people showed up and started to protest.
No one would have protested if you had done it ON Obama’s face!
pretty sure secret service might of had an issue with that
You wouldn’t believe the protesters outside my house thanks to my Obama bumper sticker.
ROFLMAO!!!
….and look, that field is smarter than she is too!
I like Sarah. She didn’t do any thing every one before her did.
hahahahahhahahahaha good one
“She didn’t do any thing every one before her did”
You mean unlike many other VP candidates she didn’t read newspapers or was informed about historical and current global political situations? That’s pretty true.
She didn’t do anything. Everyone before her did.
There, fixed that.
I think the aliens are telling us something.
Sarah America? Is that Hannah Montana’s skanky grandma?
You liberals just can’t resist slamming Sarah Palin no matter what. And that’s because she is NOT idolatrous, immoral, promiscuous, and murderous as you are.
You just can’t stand your “betters”.
Funny how this douche bag always thinks that someone’s political views make them a good or bad person. It must be nice living life so black & white like that. I think Paul must have a very empty life. Sad, really.
Well in Paul’s defense, close mindedness is back in style. Kind of like wearing white after Labor Day.
bitter troll is to close minded to believe that ILPB
Idolatrous? Did I misplace my golden calf again?
You left it over here. Must have forgotten to pick it back up after the ritual.
Mooby, the golden calf!
I’ll have a Mega Mooby Muffin, please.
Porch Monkey!
We’re takin’ it backl!!
I believe you sent it out for detailing cause of all the pre-marital, adulteress, and “unnatural” fornicating that was done on, under and around it.
*checks list* Is what we did yesterday unnatural? Because if it is, I’ve got to rethink this whole entire thing……
Well, only unnatural to prudes. I’d like to try it again and these too. *points to her own list*
Can’t be unnatural if we actually managed to do it right?
No, the saddle is perfectly normal. Don’t worry about it, froo.
As usual, this douche is the ONLY person that thinks this lol is a slam on conservatives.
I am YOUR better, sh1tlicker!!!
Well, yes. But the LOL itself was not ripping on Palin. That’s what I meant. Paul needs to spend some time with some real Christians. Maybe he’d learn what -that- really means.
You’ll see the same thing in any newspaper:
(1) Letter to the editor or column makes fun of Palin, or suggests that she’s been deliberately let off-leash so she can run straight into traffic and be forgotten by 2012;
(2) Indignant LTTE appears, insulting the author of (1), strangely devoid of any accomplishments, good quotes, or any other concrete evidence in Palin’s defense.
We like Sarah Palin more than we like you, you tosspot.
And clearly being judgemental and libelous makes you a much better person. Try reading your Bible some more, maybe the bits about things like “judge not, lest you bring judgement upon yourself”, and “let he who is without sin cast the first stone”?
Yeah, I tried copy and pasting that bit for him directly out of an online bible, he seems to have missed it, or maybe I didn’t use the right translation? Paul which translation do you prefer? NiV? TNIV? KJV? NKJV? NLT? NAB? NRSV? NASB? NJV? Other? pick one and let me know, I’ll make a point of only quoting from that translation for you.
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